Jessica Anderson - The Mysterious J of Island Tropical finds love with Durwood

[00:00:01] Hello and welcome to The Tyrant In Training Podcast. This is an improv comedy podcast where guests live out their tyrannical, maniacal, benevolent and malevolent fantasies. I'm Kevin Ryan and I'm the host and also the sycophantic supporter of every guest no matter how terrible their ideas are. Today's guest is stand-up comedian Danny O'Brien whose new show Killa Danjaro has just finished performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival this year and will also be on tour with it at the start of 2025 so you can check out his website for ticket details on that. Today Danny is also known as the Danny of Dannaland and here's some out of context

[00:00:31] quotes from Danny himself about what he taught about as he climbed Kilimanjaro. Whoa Black Biddy, if you need a little dopamine hit of wholesomeness do some fucking meditation. Put the chickens in the factory get the fucking eggs! Don't forget you can subscribe to The Tyrant In Training Podcast everywhere you find podcasts. You can follow the podcast on social media at at Tyrant Podcast on Twitter, YouTube, TikTok and Instagram and for more info there's a website which is tyrantintraining.podcast page. You know it's really funny my uncle for a year

[00:01:01] has been sending that smirk emoji you know that like that kind of cheeky and he doesn't know what it means and I'm like stop sending me this you're 63 it's weird it's it's so every time he sends it to me it's so unsettling like I don't know if he thinks he's kind of being funny but I'm like that's not the correct use of that emoji. No one male has ever sent me that emoji except my uncle like that's disturbing me.

[00:01:27] Now you'd know it's one of those things like how would you give a sign that you were kidnapped without giving a sign and if you get a thumbs up now you're like that's not him.

[00:01:35] Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

[00:01:37] If you're doing this podcast and you are hosting Comedy Crunch you have the event management company as well right?

[00:01:42] So you're you and you said you're you're quite direct right?

[00:01:45] Yeah yeah.

[00:01:45] In how you deal things.

[00:01:47] So you think you're pretty good for like you could lead a country if someone said we're making you one.

[00:01:51] Yeah I wouldn't be I wouldn't be massive on writing policies and stuff.

[00:01:54] I remember when I worked for social care I used to have to read all these policies all the time like constantly and I kind of get PTSD now.

[00:02:02] But I would try and keep it simple obviously.

[00:02:05] I used to I used to watch this show all the time years ago called River Cottage with this English guy called Hugh Fernley Whittingstall right?

[00:02:15] And it was the most wholesome TV show.

[00:02:19] So basically this guy was a chef and he said I want to live in the land.

[00:02:22] So he went and bought some land in Dorset and he kind of started rearing his own pigs.

[00:02:27] He had no experience with anything.

[00:02:28] He learned everything from the ground up.

[00:02:30] And I remember going like this is unbelievable.

[00:02:32] To this day if anyone asked me going to my head what's your favorite TV show of all time?

[00:02:37] Really?

[00:02:37] I loved it because I loved I love cooking and I love watching anything to do with food.

[00:02:42] But there was always like recipes in it.

[00:02:44] And there's another guy that I follow top recommendation anyone listening is a guy called Old Time Hawkey.

[00:02:50] And he's on it's on Instagram.

[00:02:53] But he's been referred to as the most wholesome man on the Internet.

[00:02:56] And he basically lives with his two dogs on the American-Canadian borders like right up in the north kind of east coast.

[00:03:05] And he does these videos where he just makes these like little recipes with his dogs.

[00:03:10] And he's in a he's in like a wood log fire cabin and all this kind of stuff.

[00:03:14] And it's I like I love that kind of life.

[00:03:17] I look at that as well.

[00:03:18] It's so different to my own life as well.

[00:03:20] Maybe that's why I look at it so much.

[00:03:21] But if you need a little dopamine hit of wholesomeness, he is the number one go to my friend is a therapist.

[00:03:28] Right.

[00:03:28] Yeah.

[00:03:28] We went to school together and we went to the Chemical Brothers.

[00:03:32] I did 100 days off the booze last September Christmas Day.

[00:03:36] And I barely drink at all this year because I climbed Kilimanjaro in July.

[00:03:41] I'm doing a lot of training at the moment.

[00:03:43] So I'm just basically drinking is taking the total backseat.

[00:03:46] I've had about four hangovers this year.

[00:03:47] But I went to the Chemical Brothers sober.

[00:03:50] And I had a blast.

[00:03:52] Like, I love that.

[00:03:53] And my pal staying with me and he's a therapist.

[00:03:55] And like, I showed him these videos of this old time hockey.

[00:03:58] He's like, this is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

[00:04:01] Like, he just listens to people's problems all the time.

[00:04:04] And I think it's very kind of calm, therapeutic.

[00:04:07] So I think if you're going to have a country and you want people to live their life,

[00:04:11] he's a kind of great way to look at a kind of a happy work life balance, you know.

[00:04:17] Do you want him, you want his energy?

[00:04:20] Or you plan to bring his heart to me?

[00:04:22] Yeah, I like his energy.

[00:04:24] And I think all of us in general, I'm sure, listen, he has his problems.

[00:04:27] Living in isolation is also really, really difficult as well.

[00:04:30] You need to be very mentally strong.

[00:04:34] But yeah, I think we could all take a leaf out of his book.

[00:04:37] Like, it's just, I think we all kind of forget the simple things and the simple pleasures.

[00:04:42] And when I was climbing Kilimanjaro as well, like, the only real thing you're focused on every day

[00:04:47] is getting to the next stop and, you know, your food.

[00:04:50] You really look forward to your food.

[00:04:52] And you might be climbing up a massive ridge that day.

[00:04:54] And all that kind of stuff adds up and you're going, you don't really have time to think about anything else

[00:05:00] except climbing, going to the toilet and eating.

[00:05:03] You don't really use your phone.

[00:05:04] You might take a few pictures or a little video or whatever it may be.

[00:05:07] But yeah, it's, I think we've lost that simplicity.

[00:05:11] And we kind of get caught up in the chaos of everything.

[00:05:15] And, you know what I mean?

[00:05:16] Like, even in that Biggie song years ago where it's like, more money, more problems.

[00:05:19] I totally agree with that.

[00:05:21] Like, the more you earn, the more you do, the more you stress.

[00:05:24] And I think if I was running somewhere, I'd try and keep it simple.

[00:05:28] And that everyone would kind of have a job that would work on a bit of a rotation

[00:05:32] to kind of keep everyone sane as well.

[00:05:34] Do you know what I mean?

[00:05:35] Nearly like a work experience thing.

[00:05:37] So everyone would kind of do a little bit of everything all the time

[00:05:40] so everyone could kind of learn new skills and not get caught up in them

[00:05:43] and not leave the same thing.

[00:05:44] Oh, so it's not like a pencil pusher or press a button every day.

[00:05:48] Yeah.

[00:05:48] And like, for example, like they've got this thing where they get pigs, right?

[00:05:53] And they put them on like kind of wild forest land.

[00:05:56] And then the pigs will obviously eat.

[00:05:58] And then they'll, they'll like shit.

[00:05:59] And then the pig shit fertilizes the ground.

[00:06:01] Yeah.

[00:06:02] And then they move the fence to the next bit.

[00:06:05] And where the pigs were is then where they grow the vegetables.

[00:06:09] Oh, yeah.

[00:06:10] Sustainable.

[00:06:10] Yeah, it's really smart.

[00:06:11] Like it's this real smart, like sustainability.

[00:06:14] I like that kind of thing.

[00:06:15] Like, you know what I mean?

[00:06:16] Yeah.

[00:06:17] Instead of like, put the chickens in the factory, get the fucking eggs.

[00:06:21] Like, you know what I mean?

[00:06:21] Like it's this like massive industrialization that we have of everything.

[00:06:25] I kind of like this gradual move everything around.

[00:06:29] One hand feeds the other.

[00:06:31] Yeah.

[00:06:32] It's kind of cyclical.

[00:06:33] The guy I know, actually, this is very random.

[00:06:35] He teaches permaculture in a place called Sunana, which is off a lake in Guatemala.

[00:06:42] And he's from Cork.

[00:06:44] And I went to Guatemala kind of during the pandemic, basically, as we were kind of coming out of it.

[00:06:50] Yeah.

[00:06:50] One of the first people I met when I got there was him through a mate of mine.

[00:06:54] And like, when you go to like, I can't describe this journey.

[00:06:57] Like I have to fly, had to get a bus, had to get another car.

[00:07:00] Like it's in the middle of the middle of nowhere.

[00:07:02] The roads are totally inaccessible without a four by four or a little tuk-tuk or a motorbike.

[00:07:06] You can't like drive a normal car.

[00:07:09] And I arrive up to this, and it's called Granhat.

[00:07:13] Granhat Ticcin is the name of the permaculture farm.

[00:07:16] And basically, he has all these Americans who want to learn about permaculture.

[00:07:20] He teaches them permaculture.

[00:07:22] They get to live their best lives, you know, taking their Instagram pictures.

[00:07:25] And he loves it.

[00:07:26] Like, it's so funny, though, because like, is an Irish fella charging Americans to pick spuds,

[00:07:31] which is like the most reverse farming thing I've ever heard in my life.

[00:07:35] And I remember I met him, and he was like, he was like saying, like, basically, you know,

[00:07:40] we got a couple of goats.

[00:07:41] And him and his wife were living in this tin shack, and she was pregnant.

[00:07:45] So he had to build a house.

[00:07:47] And like, they were literally living in just literally a tin shed.

[00:07:50] He built a pen for the goats, and the goat pen was nicer than their house.

[00:07:54] And she's like, ah, here, come on.

[00:07:56] So then he built like a little, like a house for him and his wife.

[00:08:00] Now he's got a second kid.

[00:08:01] But then he's like, we take the goats, right?

[00:08:03] We feed the goats the scraps from all the vegetables that we can't eat.

[00:08:07] And that fertilizes the ground.

[00:08:09] And then we moved him around.

[00:08:11] And then we get milk.

[00:08:11] And he just kept going, it's all cyclical, boy.

[00:08:14] It's all cyclical.

[00:08:16] Take Cork accent on him.

[00:08:17] Yeah, yeah.

[00:08:17] It's so funny.

[00:08:18] Like, the last, the first thing, like, you know, getting to Guatemala,

[00:08:21] and you're meeting this sunburned Cork fella who used to be a herder just going,

[00:08:25] welcome to Guatemala.

[00:08:28] It's so funny, man.

[00:08:29] Where's the wife from?

[00:08:31] Is she from Guatemala?

[00:08:32] She's Colombian, actually.

[00:08:33] Oh, she's Colombian.

[00:08:34] He met her in Colombia.

[00:08:35] And then he kind of fell in love with Central America.

[00:08:37] And he's after buying land in Colombia as well.

[00:08:40] But, like, there's a lot of, there's a lot of kind of wank kind of, yeah,

[00:08:45] you know, we're here for sustainability.

[00:08:47] Or you got, like, vegans, like, oh, yeah, you know,

[00:08:49] well, they're there with their, like, leather boots.

[00:08:51] And there's a lot of, like, hypocrisy.

[00:08:53] Like, I try to be a realist.

[00:08:55] Like, I spend a lot of time on the road.

[00:08:56] I spend a lot of time traveling.

[00:08:58] I'm very aware that I create an eco footprint.

[00:09:01] But that's how I make my living.

[00:09:03] Like, you know what I mean?

[00:09:04] I'm not doing it to, you know, even when I go on holiday,

[00:09:07] I'm always working in some capacity.

[00:09:09] Like, you know, you know, I try not to, you know,

[00:09:12] I try not to wreck the planet in my spare time as well.

[00:09:15] If I hike a lot, if I find litter, I pick it up.

[00:09:18] And, you know, I've a diesel Jeep.

[00:09:21] And everyone's like, oh, diesel's evil.

[00:09:23] I'm like, yeah, what about the lithium that, like,

[00:09:25] child slaves are pulling out of mines?

[00:09:28] Like, you know, with all the electric car stuff,

[00:09:30] it's, I think if everyone can just, like, for example,

[00:09:34] like one thing I think that would really benefit the planet,

[00:09:36] and I would definitely put this in if I had my own country,

[00:09:39] one to two days a week, we don't eat meat.

[00:09:41] Just to pull back.

[00:09:43] Because the amount of methane and all that stuff is generated,

[00:09:45] mainly in America and stuff like that.

[00:09:48] Ireland, for all its flaws,

[00:09:50] my granddad said this to me, he's 91.

[00:09:52] And he said, like, you know, all this stuff

[00:09:54] where they're bringing all the laws,

[00:09:55] like no turf, no diesel.

[00:09:56] Yeah.

[00:09:57] He said, like, we're a green country.

[00:09:59] Do you know what I mean?

[00:09:59] Like, I grew up in Wicklow.

[00:10:01] Like, when they take,

[00:10:02] if you take a tree in Wicklow,

[00:10:04] it's part of the forestry,

[00:10:05] they take the trees.

[00:10:05] They have to plant 100 trees for every tree they take.

[00:10:09] Oh, is it that ratio?

[00:10:10] Oh, okay.

[00:10:11] Yeah, which I think is great.

[00:10:12] You see it, like,

[00:10:13] so when they clear a bit of the forest,

[00:10:14] which they have to,

[00:10:15] because the trees will naturally fall and decay.

[00:10:17] So it's a total waste if they don't do it.

[00:10:19] They do that.

[00:10:20] And I think that kind of sustainability

[00:10:22] give people a bit of responsibility

[00:10:24] for their own stuff and go,

[00:10:26] you know,

[00:10:27] try and recycle all the stuff you can,

[00:10:29] try and compost all the stuff you can.

[00:10:30] Not psychotically about it,

[00:10:32] but this, like, nonstop waste.

[00:10:34] And, you know,

[00:10:35] a bin is full,

[00:10:36] so people will just throw their shit

[00:10:38] on top of a full bin

[00:10:39] instead of walking 50 metres.

[00:10:42] What the fuck is wrong with it?

[00:10:43] It's a selfish piece of shit.

[00:10:46] Or just black bags laying out beside the bins

[00:10:48] and stuff like that.

[00:10:49] It's such scumbag behaviour.

[00:10:50] I don't care how busy you are

[00:10:52] or that you have kids with you

[00:10:53] or your dog is tired,

[00:10:55] that you tie up your dog shit into a bag

[00:10:57] and then you fuck it.

[00:10:58] So, like,

[00:10:59] if you're going to do that with dog shit,

[00:11:00] throw it into a load of nettles

[00:11:02] so at least it can decompose.

[00:11:04] Don't put it in a bag

[00:11:05] that it's going to stay in a shit bag

[00:11:07] for a thousand years

[00:11:08] because you're too much of a prick

[00:11:09] to walk to another bin.

[00:11:11] If someone did that in your country,

[00:11:12] are they going to jail

[00:11:14] or what are we doing with them?

[00:11:15] Oh, a million percent.

[00:11:16] Are they getting out of it?

[00:11:17] I've gone into physical altercations

[00:11:19] with people in Dublin

[00:11:20] for, like,

[00:11:21] just throw litter on the ground.

[00:11:24] Yeah, yeah.

[00:11:25] I've been in my car

[00:11:26] and people have fucked stuff out the window

[00:11:27] and I've got up

[00:11:28] and I've thrown it back in their window.

[00:11:29] I've no time for it.

[00:11:30] I'm like,

[00:11:31] stop being an asshole.

[00:11:33] There's bins at every petrol station.

[00:11:35] Like, we're lucky in Ireland

[00:11:36] we've got rubbish bins everywhere.

[00:11:38] Wait till you find another one

[00:11:39] and put it there

[00:11:40] or put it into a bag in your car,

[00:11:41] you know?

[00:11:42] Question,

[00:11:42] have you thrown in a lit cigarette?

[00:11:43] No, never, never.

[00:11:45] Not yet.

[00:11:45] No.

[00:11:46] Wait for that.

[00:11:47] Or a cigar.

[00:11:48] So,

[00:11:49] just,

[00:11:49] if you're throwing people in prison

[00:11:51] on your island for that,

[00:11:53] are we talking like a week

[00:11:54] or a year

[00:11:55] or good behaviour as a day?

[00:11:56] You know,

[00:11:57] do you know what?

[00:11:57] I'm so conflicted

[00:11:59] with the prison system

[00:12:00] because I work a lot with,

[00:12:01] I've done a lot of work

[00:12:02] with prisoners

[00:12:03] in Ireland.

[00:12:04] I do comedy workshops

[00:12:05] with prisoners

[00:12:05] and I used to be

[00:12:06] a social care worker

[00:12:07] and the system's

[00:12:08] absolutely broken.

[00:12:09] So,

[00:12:10] I think if there was a prison

[00:12:12] I would kind of take the,

[00:12:14] I suppose,

[00:12:15] I'd probably kind of take

[00:12:16] the Norwegian,

[00:12:17] Scandinavian approach

[00:12:18] where it's more focused

[00:12:19] on rehabilitation.

[00:12:20] Actual rehabilitation, yeah.

[00:12:21] Putting someone into a box

[00:12:23] is horrendous

[00:12:25] and it's horrific

[00:12:26] for people's mental health.

[00:12:28] Yeah.

[00:12:28] It doesn't do anything

[00:12:29] except really,

[00:12:30] really damage them

[00:12:31] and then that person

[00:12:33] is always going to go outside.

[00:12:35] So,

[00:12:35] the one thing I found

[00:12:36] working with prisoners

[00:12:37] as well

[00:12:38] is they get so used

[00:12:39] to the system

[00:12:40] of your three meals a day,

[00:12:42] roof over your head,

[00:12:42] you have your bed.

[00:12:43] They are so lost

[00:12:44] when they go out

[00:12:45] into the world.

[00:12:46] They have no choice

[00:12:46] but to go into criminality

[00:12:48] because they don't know,

[00:12:49] you can't say to them,

[00:12:50] oh,

[00:12:51] why don't you start a podcast?

[00:12:52] Why don't you get a job

[00:12:53] in Tesco?

[00:12:53] They don't have the mental capacity

[00:12:55] or social skills

[00:12:57] to do that

[00:12:58] and I'm not making excuses

[00:12:59] for them

[00:12:59] but you need to train them

[00:13:01] to get into construction

[00:13:03] or you need to find

[00:13:04] whatever they're good at.

[00:13:05] Like,

[00:13:05] if you're not into

[00:13:06] building things,

[00:13:07] I'm not handy at all

[00:13:08] by the way,

[00:13:08] I couldn't even hang

[00:13:09] a picture on a wall.

[00:13:09] Same as well.

[00:13:10] I'm shocking

[00:13:11] at that kind of stuff

[00:13:13] but I'm good at other things

[00:13:14] so I go,

[00:13:15] right,

[00:13:15] well,

[00:13:15] if I'm not good at that,

[00:13:16] let's find something

[00:13:17] I am good at.

[00:13:18] Do you know what I mean?

[00:13:19] And then you,

[00:13:20] so you work with people

[00:13:21] and say,

[00:13:21] well,

[00:13:21] what are you into?

[00:13:23] Keep saying,

[00:13:24] like,

[00:13:25] no,

[00:13:25] I don't want to do this,

[00:13:26] I don't want to do that.

[00:13:26] Well,

[00:13:26] then go,

[00:13:27] well,

[00:13:27] your sentence is going nowhere

[00:13:28] until you find something

[00:13:29] that you aren't.

[00:13:30] Yeah,

[00:13:31] yeah.

[00:13:31] You know what I mean?

[00:13:32] Yeah.

[00:13:32] Make people,

[00:13:33] I think my number one thing

[00:13:34] in life

[00:13:35] that I think people

[00:13:36] just need to do

[00:13:37] is just personal

[00:13:39] responsibility.

[00:13:40] That's it.

[00:13:41] Whether that comes

[00:13:41] from litter

[00:13:42] or working

[00:13:43] or not being a,

[00:13:44] not being a prick,

[00:13:45] just whatever,

[00:13:46] like,

[00:13:47] just take responsibility

[00:13:48] for your own life

[00:13:49] and I think the easiest

[00:13:51] thing in the world

[00:13:53] so that'd be,

[00:13:54] I'd be a bit totalitarian

[00:13:55] on that as well

[00:13:56] with my country.

[00:13:58] You know what I mean?

[00:13:58] You're not alone,

[00:13:59] anyone who's coming in

[00:14:00] with a full of excuses

[00:14:01] going,

[00:14:01] I can't be doing this,

[00:14:02] can't be,

[00:14:02] I can't be farming.

[00:14:04] Poor work ethic

[00:14:05] or being a whinge bag

[00:14:08] or making excuses,

[00:14:09] absolutely not.

[00:14:10] You need to go to,

[00:14:11] you're going to have to go

[00:14:11] to work ethic prison.

[00:14:12] What we'll do is,

[00:14:13] right,

[00:14:13] okay,

[00:14:14] work ethic prison,

[00:14:15] but it's a nice prison

[00:14:16] obviously,

[00:14:16] as you said.

[00:14:17] We're going to get

[00:14:17] something out of this.

[00:14:18] The country that we'll set up,

[00:14:20] we better put it

[00:14:21] somewhere in the world.

[00:14:23] So do you have any idea?

[00:14:24] And if you want,

[00:14:24] I can put up a map as well

[00:14:25] just to get an idea

[00:14:27] if I have...

[00:14:28] I have a bit of an idea.

[00:14:30] I travel a good bit

[00:14:31] and I'm lucky

[00:14:31] I've got to see

[00:14:33] a fair few places

[00:14:33] but I think climate-wise

[00:14:36] kind of around Central America

[00:14:38] would be good

[00:14:39] because it wouldn't be

[00:14:40] like screaming.

[00:14:40] I thought about

[00:14:41] like New Zealand,

[00:14:42] right?

[00:14:43] Right.

[00:14:44] New Zealand has

[00:14:45] a pretty decent temperature

[00:14:46] but then they've got

[00:14:47] a massive ozone hole there,

[00:14:49] right,

[00:14:49] and it's brutal.

[00:14:50] I think around

[00:14:52] temperature-wise

[00:14:53] kind of Mexico,

[00:14:54] Caribbean-y kind of area

[00:14:55] where they don't get

[00:14:56] lashed out of it

[00:14:57] with storms too much.

[00:14:59] I was going to ask,

[00:15:01] is it not there

[00:15:01] where you're getting

[00:15:02] a lot of hurricanes?

[00:15:03] I'm going east

[00:15:05] of Mexico now.

[00:15:06] I would go

[00:15:07] kind of...

[00:15:08] I'd go...

[00:15:08] Yeah,

[00:15:08] I'd kind of go

[00:15:09] and maybe...

[00:15:09] Let me think

[00:15:10] because I've been to...

[00:15:11] Down there is really

[00:15:13] incredible, right?

[00:15:13] If you go down to

[00:15:15] kind of Costa Rica

[00:15:17] and into like Guatemala

[00:15:18] and Belize

[00:15:19] and El Salvador

[00:15:19] just up there.

[00:15:20] Up the front here,

[00:15:21] yeah.

[00:15:21] Yeah,

[00:15:22] they call it

[00:15:22] the Caribbean side

[00:15:23] so that little

[00:15:24] kind of bottle opener

[00:15:27] shape there

[00:15:27] just up from there.

[00:15:30] Up from there.

[00:15:31] So the other side

[00:15:32] around there

[00:15:32] because that's basically

[00:15:33] the Pacific...

[00:15:34] Right.

[00:15:35] Sorry,

[00:15:35] that's basically

[00:15:36] the Caribbean side

[00:15:37] of Central America

[00:15:39] and then the other side

[00:15:41] as well

[00:15:42] is the Pacific side

[00:15:44] but you get like

[00:15:45] a maze

[00:15:45] and like fish

[00:15:47] and stuff there

[00:15:48] as well.

[00:15:48] Yeah, yeah.

[00:15:48] Those countries

[00:15:49] are great

[00:15:50] because you...

[00:15:50] You can...

[00:15:52] You've two different

[00:15:53] worlds on other sides.

[00:15:54] You've kind of got

[00:15:54] a Caribbean world

[00:15:55] on that side

[00:15:56] and then you've got

[00:15:57] the Pacific one

[00:15:58] on the other side

[00:16:00] and like just...

[00:16:01] Yeah,

[00:16:01] like the rainy season

[00:16:02] is bad

[00:16:03] but it's not horrendous.

[00:16:05] Yeah.

[00:16:05] The summers are hot

[00:16:06] but they're not unbearable

[00:16:07] do you know what I mean?

[00:16:08] You're not like

[00:16:08] the UAE

[00:16:09] or something like that.

[00:16:10] Right, right, yeah.

[00:16:11] You can...

[00:16:12] Nice weather

[00:16:13] just makes everyone

[00:16:13] happier all the time.

[00:16:14] Yeah, oh absolutely.

[00:16:15] So do you want...

[00:16:17] Oh, I was going to say

[00:16:18] with these people

[00:16:19] on the island

[00:16:19] usually I say

[00:16:20] there's 10 million people

[00:16:21] as a population

[00:16:22] just as a round number

[00:16:23] but if you want

[00:16:24] you can lower it

[00:16:25] or higher it

[00:16:25] is that...

[00:16:26] No, I think that'd be alright.

[00:16:27] It doesn't really matter.

[00:16:28] I mean like...

[00:16:29] You're not going to be

[00:16:30] meeting these people

[00:16:31] any of you?

[00:16:31] Just Ireland and Scotland

[00:16:32] combined.

[00:16:34] Yeah, that's fine, right?

[00:16:36] Dee, by the way

[00:16:37] like are you going to be

[00:16:38] a man of the people?

[00:16:39] Are you going to go out

[00:16:40] and be out in the streets

[00:16:41] or are you going to be

[00:16:42] very secluded?

[00:16:43] Yeah, I think I would be

[00:16:44] like unless there was

[00:16:45] like an assassination

[00:16:46] or a coup against me

[00:16:47] like but...

[00:16:49] I would try to...

[00:16:50] I would probably

[00:16:52] have my own

[00:16:53] like little space as well

[00:16:54] that I can void up

[00:16:55] to whoever I wanted.

[00:16:56] You know what I mean?

[00:16:57] Oh, you have a house.

[00:16:58] Yeah, I assume you want a house.

[00:16:59] Yeah, you have a place

[00:17:00] of residence.

[00:17:01] I have my own house

[00:17:02] in my own area

[00:17:03] that would be kind of

[00:17:04] self-sustaining

[00:17:05] and it would have

[00:17:06] like people working on it

[00:17:07] but it would be for like

[00:17:09] class events

[00:17:09] and festivals

[00:17:10] and stuff like that.

[00:17:11] Kind of like a

[00:17:12] Strad Valley kind of buzz.

[00:17:14] You know what I mean?

[00:17:15] You don't open it up

[00:17:16] once a year

[00:17:17] to have the crack like...

[00:17:18] Around birthday time

[00:17:19] lasts for a week

[00:17:20] or a month and...

[00:17:21] Yeah, yeah.

[00:17:21] You might just have

[00:17:22] a big massive

[00:17:23] like outdoor

[00:17:24] like class festival.

[00:17:26] Yes.

[00:17:26] I work in events

[00:17:27] so I'd be decent

[00:17:27] at that kind of thing.

[00:17:28] So I put on like

[00:17:29] savage festivals

[00:17:30] and stuff like that

[00:17:31] for people to have the crack

[00:17:33] and...

[00:17:33] A lot of the people who...

[00:17:35] Well, everyone who shows up

[00:17:36] on your island

[00:17:36] just say like

[00:17:37] they're going there willingly.

[00:17:38] Like they're going there

[00:17:40] in favour of Danny O'Brien.

[00:17:43] Like none of them

[00:17:43] are going there

[00:17:43] planning an assassination.

[00:17:45] Yeah.

[00:17:45] They're looking forward

[00:17:47] to your big event

[00:17:47] that you're setting up.

[00:17:48] Yeah, I get them all.

[00:17:50] I try and give them all

[00:17:50] a decent lifestyle.

[00:17:52] Four day weeks.

[00:17:53] Yeah.

[00:17:53] You have to...

[00:17:54] The country has to survive

[00:17:54] as well.

[00:17:55] So you'd have to make money

[00:17:57] and try and treat everyone

[00:17:58] kind of fairty

[00:17:59] and stuff like that.

[00:18:00] Free healthcare.

[00:18:01] Yeah.

[00:18:02] 100%.

[00:18:03] Basically,

[00:18:04] I would try and run

[00:18:05] the country

[00:18:05] the opposite

[00:18:07] to how Ireland

[00:18:08] and America

[00:18:08] is being ran.

[00:18:09] So you'd have

[00:18:10] like RT News

[00:18:11] and whatever

[00:18:12] Fox News on

[00:18:13] just have a look

[00:18:14] at what they're doing.

[00:18:15] Everyone deserves a home

[00:18:16] and I don't think

[00:18:17] everyone should get

[00:18:18] a free home

[00:18:19] just because

[00:18:20] like, you know,

[00:18:21] they had like kids

[00:18:22] or whatever.

[00:18:23] I don't...

[00:18:23] I think everyone

[00:18:24] should be entitled

[00:18:25] to a home

[00:18:26] and others

[00:18:27] will obviously

[00:18:27] get priorities,

[00:18:28] you know what I mean?

[00:18:29] If you had single mothers

[00:18:31] or you had the elderly

[00:18:32] but like,

[00:18:33] I'm in this myself

[00:18:34] at the moment.

[00:18:35] I just got mortgage approval

[00:18:36] and like,

[00:18:38] it's the most difficult thing

[00:18:39] I've ever done

[00:18:40] in my life.

[00:18:40] Like, forget about

[00:18:42] climbing Kilimanjaro

[00:18:43] or any of that crack.

[00:18:44] It is so difficult

[00:18:46] in Ireland

[00:18:46] to buy anything

[00:18:47] and I'm not like anything

[00:18:49] and I'm in the middle

[00:18:49] of it as we speak.

[00:18:51] Yeah.

[00:18:51] And it's like,

[00:18:53] I'm single

[00:18:54] and I don't have kids

[00:18:55] and I've never had any debt

[00:18:56] and I'm barely managing it

[00:18:59] and I'm like,

[00:19:01] how...

[00:19:01] Unless, like,

[00:19:02] I know, like,

[00:19:03] parental money

[00:19:04] or like,

[00:19:04] that coming up,

[00:19:05] like,

[00:19:05] unless you've got, like,

[00:19:06] parents or family

[00:19:07] who are giving you a dig out,

[00:19:09] it's impossible

[00:19:10] in Dublin otherwise.

[00:19:11] Like, you know what I mean?

[00:19:12] It's...

[00:19:13] We...

[00:19:13] We...

[00:19:14] I know I rang a...

[00:19:15] Not a bank.

[00:19:16] Mortgage.

[00:19:17] Mortgage provider.

[00:19:18] Mortgage advisor.

[00:19:18] Yeah, just...

[00:19:19] Basically, yeah,

[00:19:20] just to advise,

[00:19:22] you know...

[00:19:22] I'd write one for you

[00:19:23] if you need a bit of help.

[00:19:24] If she can help me,

[00:19:25] she can definitely help you.

[00:19:27] She...

[00:19:27] Well, the one I was talking to,

[00:19:29] I think it was a she.

[00:19:29] Yeah, it was.

[00:19:32] Her...

[00:19:32] Her advice was,

[00:19:34] well,

[00:19:34] can your parents give you

[00:19:35] about 30,000?

[00:19:36] And I was like,

[00:19:37] that's not advice.

[00:19:38] I...

[00:19:38] I could have advised that myself

[00:19:40] to be honest.

[00:19:41] I was expecting a bit more

[00:19:43] professional genius.

[00:19:43] You know, like,

[00:19:44] it's crazy, like,

[00:19:45] and it's like,

[00:19:46] not everyone's parents

[00:19:46] have that

[00:19:47] and it's not fair.

[00:19:48] Ask anyone's parents that,

[00:19:49] you know?

[00:19:51] Yeah, so I try

[00:19:53] give everyone

[00:19:54] the ability

[00:19:55] to buy their own home

[00:19:57] or buy their own land,

[00:19:58] build their own home,

[00:19:59] whatever.

[00:20:00] Healthcare would be free.

[00:20:02] Yeah.

[00:20:03] And I wouldn't have...

[00:20:05] Yeah, I wouldn't have any...

[00:20:07] One thing that really

[00:20:08] grinds my gears

[00:20:09] is the business of charity

[00:20:11] in Ireland

[00:20:12] where you've got all these,

[00:20:13] like, massive charities

[00:20:14] with CEOs

[00:20:15] on, like...

[00:20:16] Yeah.

[00:20:17] 180 grand a year

[00:20:18] and stuff.

[00:20:19] Forget about that.

[00:20:20] Yeah.

[00:20:20] If you want to do

[00:20:21] some philanthropic work,

[00:20:22] absolutely.

[00:20:23] But...

[00:20:25] Just try and disassemble

[00:20:26] the horrors

[00:20:28] that we all live in

[00:20:28] at the moment.

[00:20:29] Like, it's...

[00:20:30] You tried to breed out,

[00:20:31] like, culture of charity,

[00:20:32] not a business.

[00:20:33] Yeah, exactly.

[00:20:33] Like, and, you know,

[00:20:34] maybe that, like,

[00:20:35] I'd be happy,

[00:20:36] like, maybe not that

[00:20:37] everyone would give

[00:20:38] contribution

[00:20:38] from their work.

[00:20:40] What I would do

[00:20:41] is I would let them go,

[00:20:42] right, you can work

[00:20:43] four days a week

[00:20:44] or whatever

[00:20:45] on the condition

[00:20:46] that you give

[00:20:47] a local charity

[00:20:48] a bit of help

[00:20:48] for a couple hours a month.

[00:20:50] I think that's fair.

[00:20:52] You get an extra day off

[00:20:53] if you can just

[00:20:54] find two hours

[00:20:55] in the other four days,

[00:20:56] whether it's an evening

[00:20:57] or a morning,

[00:20:58] and you pop in,

[00:20:59] you help a local charity,

[00:21:00] you help a local hospice,

[00:21:01] or you help...

[00:21:02] And you can pick the charity.

[00:21:03] Yeah,

[00:21:04] because you want something

[00:21:05] that adheres

[00:21:05] to your own beliefs,

[00:21:06] you know?

[00:21:06] Animal charity, done.

[00:21:08] Beat some...

[00:21:08] Yeah, exactly.

[00:21:09] Like, you're in a group

[00:21:10] and you want to help dogs

[00:21:11] and, you know,

[00:21:11] but it's...

[00:21:11] Everyone wants to, like,

[00:21:13] take pictures with dogs

[00:21:14] and no one wants

[00:21:14] to shovel the shit.

[00:21:16] Same way everyone wants

[00:21:17] to be famous,

[00:21:19] no one wants to do the work.

[00:21:20] Yeah.

[00:21:20] So, you know,

[00:21:22] that's why I think it's...

[00:21:23] I'm not doing it

[00:21:23] in a community service

[00:21:24] type way,

[00:21:26] but, like, Switzerland...

[00:21:27] I've been to Switzerland

[00:21:28] and it's incredibly beautiful

[00:21:30] and they've got this weird...

[00:21:31] The Swiss are weird, though.

[00:21:33] Like, I don't ever want

[00:21:34] a country like that.

[00:21:36] Right.

[00:21:36] They're very rich

[00:21:36] and they're very snooty as well

[00:21:38] and there's arrogance there,

[00:21:40] you know,

[00:21:40] but they've got this kind of...

[00:21:42] In theory, it's great,

[00:21:43] but it doesn't really filter down

[00:21:45] in the same way

[00:21:45] anything is in our world.

[00:21:47] But they're kind of...

[00:21:48] Everything they do

[00:21:49] is meant to be

[00:21:50] for the good of the people.

[00:21:51] Do you know what I mean?

[00:21:52] Like, so it's meant

[00:21:53] to be for the benefit.

[00:21:53] It's like that old Irish proverb,

[00:21:56] it's called mechel,

[00:21:57] which basically translates to...

[00:22:00] For the good of the village,

[00:22:02] benefits everyone.

[00:22:03] Right, right.

[00:22:03] So everyone kind of...

[00:22:05] Like, I have a lot of...

[00:22:05] Like, my mate's a photographer.

[00:22:07] He does my headshots

[00:22:09] for me every year.

[00:22:10] He always charges me

[00:22:11] really fairly.

[00:22:12] In turn,

[00:22:12] I always give him a plug

[00:22:14] on social media

[00:22:15] and my pictures

[00:22:16] all over the country.

[00:22:17] So I like that kind of thing

[00:22:19] of people helping each other

[00:22:20] while still making a living.

[00:22:22] Yeah, yeah.

[00:22:22] Do you know what I mean?

[00:22:23] Yeah.

[00:22:24] It seems a very relaxed country

[00:22:26] you're building.

[00:22:27] Yeah, just being...

[00:22:28] Everyone's going to be unfair.

[00:22:29] Do your bit.

[00:22:30] Yeah, being fair

[00:22:31] and having the crack

[00:22:32] and everyone just kind of

[00:22:34] does their bit

[00:22:34] in order to have a good life.

[00:22:36] You know what I mean?

[00:22:37] Yeah.

[00:22:37] And like,

[00:22:38] I do away with any kind of

[00:22:41] no welfare system,

[00:22:42] like nothing like that.

[00:22:43] Like, basically,

[00:22:44] if you're too old

[00:22:46] or you're not able to work

[00:22:47] because you're sick,

[00:22:48] you would be covered by the state

[00:22:49] and that's it

[00:22:50] and your needs will be met by that.

[00:22:51] Like, you know what I mean?

[00:22:52] Yeah.

[00:22:53] And do you...

[00:22:54] So do you...

[00:22:55] Because you were saying earlier

[00:22:56] about the guy,

[00:22:57] was it in Uruguay,

[00:22:59] he was the poorest leader?

[00:23:00] But do you...

[00:23:01] Do you kind of have any bit of,

[00:23:02] you know...

[00:23:03] I don't want anyone to be...

[00:23:05] I don't think anyone

[00:23:06] should be living below

[00:23:08] a level of like their,

[00:23:09] you know,

[00:23:10] their...

[00:23:10] Whatever you ought to call it,

[00:23:11] their Maslow's hierarchy needs.

[00:23:13] But like,

[00:23:13] everyone's basic needs

[00:23:14] of housing,

[00:23:16] healthcare

[00:23:17] and enough money

[00:23:18] to make sure they can

[00:23:19] eat well

[00:23:20] and stuff like that.

[00:23:21] And if you want to do stuff

[00:23:23] like drink

[00:23:23] and have the crack

[00:23:24] or party

[00:23:24] or do whatever you want,

[00:23:26] you can do that.

[00:23:27] I wouldn't have any drugs

[00:23:28] but I would allow psychedelics.

[00:23:30] What's the...

[00:23:31] Okay.

[00:23:31] Why is that?

[00:23:32] I'd let people...

[00:23:33] I'd let people like...

[00:23:34] If they wanted to grow weed,

[00:23:35] no problem.

[00:23:35] Or if they wanted to grow

[00:23:36] magic mushrooms,

[00:23:37] no problem.

[00:23:38] Yeah.

[00:23:39] But they...

[00:23:39] The only thing is like

[00:23:40] they have to grow them

[00:23:42] themselves

[00:23:43] and...

[00:23:43] They have to do the work for it.

[00:23:44] They have to do the work for it.

[00:23:46] Yeah.

[00:23:46] I saw a really interesting

[00:23:47] documentary once on food

[00:23:49] and how like food

[00:23:50] is killing us

[00:23:50] and I think it's called

[00:23:51] DRMGs

[00:23:52] or something like that.

[00:23:53] Right.

[00:23:53] There's a nutritionist on

[00:23:54] and he made a really good point.

[00:23:55] He said

[00:23:56] you can eat anything you like,

[00:23:58] right?

[00:23:58] You can have a burger,

[00:23:59] you can have an entire apple pie,

[00:24:01] you can eat whatever.

[00:24:02] Yeah.

[00:24:03] The only rule is

[00:24:03] you have to make it.

[00:24:05] Oh.

[00:24:06] Because we get this instant.

[00:24:08] Like I can walk out,

[00:24:09] go out to Mace now

[00:24:11] and buy an apple pie

[00:24:12] for $2.99

[00:24:13] and just shelf it

[00:24:14] or I can buy six donuts

[00:24:15] or I can go get a burger

[00:24:17] instantly and eat it.

[00:24:19] Yeah.

[00:24:19] That stuff is absolutely killing us.

[00:24:21] Do you know what I mean?

[00:24:22] So I like that

[00:24:24] you can have something nice

[00:24:25] but you've got to do the work

[00:24:26] because it makes people

[00:24:27] appreciate it so much more.

[00:24:29] That's what I was going to say

[00:24:30] if they're growing

[00:24:31] their own weed and stuff.

[00:24:32] Yeah, there's no additives

[00:24:33] around like that

[00:24:34] and like do away

[00:24:35] with all the

[00:24:36] with all the shite food

[00:24:38] that we're getting pumped

[00:24:38] into us at the moment

[00:24:39] and like Ireland's changed

[00:24:41] quite dramatically

[00:24:41] with that as well.

[00:24:42] Like we used to be

[00:24:43] very simple country,

[00:24:45] you know,

[00:24:45] meat, two veg country

[00:24:46] and now we're not

[00:24:48] and you can see it

[00:24:49] like what it's doing to people.

[00:24:50] Like when I was in school

[00:24:51] you'd maybe one

[00:24:52] overweight person

[00:24:53] when I was in primary school.

[00:24:54] Maybe one.

[00:24:56] Now it's half the class.

[00:24:58] Chinese foods

[00:24:59] coming in.

[00:25:00] It's Chinese everywhere.

[00:25:02] Everything's processed.

[00:25:03] Everything's processed.

[00:25:04] Everything's full of sugar.

[00:25:05] Yeah.

[00:25:06] Compared to other countries

[00:25:07] fruit and veg

[00:25:07] is actually fairly cheap

[00:25:08] in Ireland.

[00:25:09] I think it's not that bad

[00:25:10] but you've got to use it immediately.

[00:25:13] Do you get what I mean?

[00:25:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:25:14] And then it becomes

[00:25:15] a time issue.

[00:25:16] Like I love to cook.

[00:25:17] I just,

[00:25:17] I don't have the time

[00:25:18] to be cooking all day

[00:25:20] every day

[00:25:21] but I'd love to give people

[00:25:22] that option

[00:25:23] that they're able

[00:25:24] to buy fresh food,

[00:25:26] cook it

[00:25:26] because that's really linked

[00:25:27] into mental health.

[00:25:28] Like if people are working

[00:25:30] on a job

[00:25:31] that they like

[00:25:32] and they're eating

[00:25:33] decent food

[00:25:34] I think

[00:25:35] there would be

[00:25:36] very, very minimal

[00:25:37] health

[00:25:38] and mental health issues.

[00:25:40] And then that's the,

[00:25:41] what's it with

[00:25:42] healthcare

[00:25:43] instead of treating

[00:25:44] the disease,

[00:25:45] prevention

[00:25:46] over treatment.

[00:25:47] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:25:47] Exactly.

[00:25:48] So you're preventing

[00:25:48] loads of that stuff

[00:25:49] as well.

[00:25:49] You're preventing stuff

[00:25:50] instead of treating

[00:25:51] the cure

[00:25:51] and like,

[00:25:52] sorry,

[00:25:52] treating the disease

[00:25:53] and you know,

[00:25:55] yeah,

[00:25:56] like I,

[00:25:56] like I saw China

[00:25:57] does this as well

[00:25:58] where they make people

[00:25:59] kind of do exercise

[00:26:01] and I think

[00:26:02] there should be so,

[00:26:03] I think before you start work

[00:26:05] you need to exercise.

[00:26:06] That's part of your job.

[00:26:07] You've got to exercise

[00:26:08] for 10,

[00:26:09] 15 minutes

[00:26:10] at the start of every day.

[00:26:11] Oh yeah,

[00:26:12] yeah.

[00:26:12] Stretchers and stuff.

[00:26:13] It has to be part of it

[00:26:14] like just,

[00:26:15] you know,

[00:26:15] or you do like meditation

[00:26:16] or I was watching a documentary

[00:26:18] on a prison

[00:26:20] in Singapore

[00:26:21] very randomly

[00:26:22] and they do 10 minutes

[00:26:23] of meditation every morning

[00:26:25] and they play it

[00:26:26] on the speaker

[00:26:27] so known as any choice

[00:26:28] but it's like,

[00:26:29] it's really uplifting

[00:26:30] for prisoners mental health

[00:26:31] and stuff like that.

[00:26:32] Yeah, yeah.

[00:26:32] I mean,

[00:26:33] even if you do,

[00:26:34] like have you ever done

[00:26:35] something you're like,

[00:26:36] oh no,

[00:26:36] I need to do like

[00:26:37] even five minutes

[00:26:38] of stretching

[00:26:38] before I go off

[00:26:39] and do this

[00:26:39] and you do feel

[00:26:40] so much better

[00:26:40] or even more awake

[00:26:41] or anything like that.

[00:26:42] You're really tired

[00:26:43] and then

[00:26:44] from working

[00:26:45] in the Irish prisons

[00:26:46] I have to say

[00:26:47] all that prison does

[00:26:48] is it causes,

[00:26:49] all it does

[00:26:50] is causes more problems.

[00:26:51] It doesn't fix anything.

[00:26:53] It literally...

[00:26:54] Would that not be

[00:26:55] a black hole of money

[00:26:56] as well though?

[00:26:57] Because as you said,

[00:26:57] it's just like,

[00:26:58] you're not...

[00:26:59] Like it's not working,

[00:27:00] it's just so Irish

[00:27:01] like it's like filling,

[00:27:02] it's like filling

[00:27:04] an empty crater

[00:27:05] with tarmac

[00:27:06] that just goes into space.

[00:27:08] It's just...

[00:27:08] Yeah.

[00:27:09] And they're like,

[00:27:10] oh well we need more prisons

[00:27:11] and we need more this

[00:27:11] and I'm like,

[00:27:12] this isn't working.

[00:27:13] Like look at the housing situation

[00:27:15] in Ireland,

[00:27:16] this isn't working

[00:27:17] but they won't change direction.

[00:27:19] Like even the fact

[00:27:20] that our government

[00:27:20] like the audacity

[00:27:23] and the lack of awareness

[00:27:24] of an Irish government

[00:27:25] to build a bike shed

[00:27:26] for 3,600,000 euros

[00:27:29] when there's like

[00:27:30] 10,000 homeless people

[00:27:32] on the streets of Dublin.

[00:27:33] Like that is...

[00:27:35] Like you can't buy anything.

[00:27:37] I know because I'm trying

[00:27:38] to do it.

[00:27:38] You can't buy anything.

[00:27:40] A shoebox,

[00:27:41] a one-bed apartment,

[00:27:42] you can buy nothing

[00:27:43] in Dublin City,

[00:27:44] anywhere in Dublin

[00:27:45] for less than 300 grand.

[00:27:47] Yeah.

[00:27:48] So there's nothing

[00:27:49] that you can buy

[00:27:50] that costs less

[00:27:51] than that bike shed.

[00:27:53] What was the bike shed?

[00:27:54] I've seen the picture

[00:27:56] and all that.

[00:27:56] What was that?

[00:27:57] Where was that put?

[00:27:58] They put a bike shed

[00:27:58] outside the Dáil

[00:27:59] where they put tarmac down,

[00:28:01] they put the rings in

[00:28:01] and some cowboy contractor

[00:28:04] went,

[00:28:04] lovely jubbly,

[00:28:05] let's do an Irish

[00:28:05] children's hospital on this

[00:28:07] and they paid 360,000.

[00:28:10] Has nobody checked yet

[00:28:12] or maybe like

[00:28:12] they haven't announced yet

[00:28:13] about like

[00:28:14] where did that go?

[00:28:15] You should be fired

[00:28:16] from a cannon

[00:28:17] for giving the go ahead

[00:28:18] on that.

[00:28:19] Do you think if you,

[00:28:20] and I'm pretty sure

[00:28:21] this is legal,

[00:28:22] but do you think

[00:28:22] if you just sent in

[00:28:23] random invoices

[00:28:24] into the Irish government

[00:28:25] for a couple of thousand,

[00:28:27] you'd get some.

[00:28:27] There's no accountability.

[00:28:28] Like when Iceland's government

[00:28:30] ruined their country,

[00:28:32] they put the bankers in jail.

[00:28:33] Yeah.

[00:28:34] Like we don't do anything like that.

[00:28:36] It's like,

[00:28:36] we don't,

[00:28:37] this is my biggest problem

[00:28:38] with Ireland

[00:28:38] and why I'm going to leave Ireland

[00:28:40] when I'm older

[00:28:40] because I'm not retiring

[00:28:41] in this country

[00:28:42] because it's,

[00:28:43] I love it,

[00:28:44] but I hate so many things about it.

[00:28:46] But this like,

[00:28:47] ah yeah,

[00:28:47] sure it'll be grand

[00:28:48] and like no one takes

[00:28:50] accountability for anything like.

[00:28:51] No,

[00:28:52] no,

[00:28:52] no.

[00:28:52] Because there's no long-term

[00:28:53] thinking in Ireland.

[00:28:54] It's all short-term thinking

[00:28:56] because the governments

[00:28:57] are in for their four years

[00:28:58] and then they go,

[00:28:58] I'm going to retire now

[00:28:59] with my pension.

[00:29:00] Lovely jubbly.

[00:29:01] Everyone's just thinking

[00:29:01] about themselves.

[00:29:03] There's no,

[00:29:03] like what about

[00:29:04] what's good for the country

[00:29:05] for the next 10 years?

[00:29:07] Like transportation

[00:29:09] from the airport.

[00:29:10] Like there was a,

[00:29:11] I saw a tweet

[00:29:12] where an American walked out

[00:29:13] going,

[00:29:13] hey,

[00:29:13] do you know where the train is?

[00:29:14] And it just said,

[00:29:15] he'll learn.

[00:29:16] Like the fact that you can't

[00:29:18] get a train

[00:29:19] from Limerick or Cork

[00:29:21] or Dublin

[00:29:21] anywhere to the airport.

[00:29:23] There's not even a tram system

[00:29:24] to the airport.

[00:29:25] Yeah,

[00:29:26] yeah,

[00:29:26] yeah.

[00:29:26] It's like,

[00:29:27] like the cost,

[00:29:28] I live 20 minute drive

[00:29:29] to the airport

[00:29:30] and I usually park

[00:29:31] my mates

[00:29:32] and then I get a taxi

[00:29:33] from there

[00:29:34] because it's like

[00:29:36] 60,

[00:29:36] 70 quid

[00:29:37] for a couple of days

[00:29:38] of leaving your car

[00:29:39] and the car parks

[00:29:40] in like Kildare.

[00:29:42] It's not even in

[00:29:43] fucking Dublin airport.

[00:29:44] It's another half hour

[00:29:44] bus journey

[00:29:45] to just get to the terminal.

[00:29:46] Like the,

[00:29:47] like the work-life balance

[00:29:49] is really hard.

[00:29:50] Like that's one thing

[00:29:51] I'd like to take away

[00:29:52] in my own country.

[00:29:53] Like it's,

[00:29:53] I like,

[00:29:54] I work seven days

[00:29:55] a week.

[00:29:56] I have done

[00:29:57] for over a decade.

[00:29:58] My side hustles

[00:29:59] have side hustles.

[00:30:00] Like I've no debt.

[00:30:02] As I said,

[00:30:03] I'm like,

[00:30:03] it shouldn't be this hard.

[00:30:05] You know what I mean?

[00:30:06] Like you can make good money

[00:30:07] in Ireland,

[00:30:07] but you pay it all

[00:30:08] in tax

[00:30:09] and rent

[00:30:09] and bills

[00:30:10] and existing.

[00:30:10] It does go out

[00:30:11] the window,

[00:30:12] doesn't it?

[00:30:12] Everything just goes

[00:30:13] out the window.

[00:30:13] So you've got to earn

[00:30:15] triple what you need

[00:30:17] to even attempt

[00:30:18] to save anything.

[00:30:19] You know,

[00:30:19] and like,

[00:30:20] I always get slagged.

[00:30:23] Greed.

[00:30:24] This is necessity.

[00:30:25] This isn't my choice.

[00:30:26] If I could just do

[00:30:28] two gigs a week,

[00:30:29] if I could just gig

[00:30:30] at the weekends

[00:30:30] and be killing all week,

[00:30:32] I'd be all over it.

[00:30:33] I'd be on about

[00:30:34] 20 holidays a year,

[00:30:35] but that's not how

[00:30:35] it works,

[00:30:36] unfortunately.

[00:30:37] Yeah,

[00:30:37] yeah.

[00:30:37] This is a fun idea

[00:30:39] that's gone wildly

[00:30:40] out of control.

[00:30:41] Yeah.

[00:30:41] And like it's,

[00:30:42] yeah,

[00:30:43] I try to take away,

[00:30:45] I do a list

[00:30:46] of all the stresses

[00:30:46] that I have

[00:30:47] and that Irish people have

[00:30:49] and I try and remove them,

[00:30:50] you know?

[00:30:51] Yeah,

[00:30:51] yeah,

[00:30:51] I think it starts with

[00:30:53] looking after people's

[00:30:54] mental health,

[00:30:55] their physical health,

[00:30:57] work-life balance.

[00:30:57] I think if you get

[00:30:59] those basic cornerstone

[00:31:00] fundamentals

[00:31:01] in a country,

[00:31:02] that's right.

[00:31:04] And you remove

[00:31:06] entitlement as well.

[00:31:07] And I'm talking about

[00:31:08] entitlement on both ends.

[00:31:09] I'm talking about

[00:31:10] the higher echelon

[00:31:11] of the wealthy

[00:31:12] who are like,

[00:31:13] we don't need to pay tax.

[00:31:14] We're infinitely wealthy

[00:31:15] who are totally,

[00:31:16] the government,

[00:31:17] like we're totally

[00:31:17] disconnected from the people.

[00:31:19] And then

[00:31:19] the lower socioeconomic areas,

[00:31:22] who just feel like

[00:31:23] they've been totally

[00:31:24] disregarded.

[00:31:25] Yeah.

[00:31:26] And the government

[00:31:26] just go,

[00:31:26] oh yeah,

[00:31:27] well just give them

[00:31:27] social welfare.

[00:31:28] Just keep giving them

[00:31:29] social welfare.

[00:31:30] I'm like,

[00:31:32] both of those things

[00:31:33] are broken

[00:31:33] on both ends

[00:31:35] of the thing.

[00:31:35] And everyone else

[00:31:36] in the middle

[00:31:37] is also suffering.

[00:31:38] Yeah.

[00:31:39] And then you've got

[00:31:39] resentment from the middle

[00:31:40] to people at the top

[00:31:42] because they're not

[00:31:43] paying any tax.

[00:31:43] Everyone in the middle

[00:31:44] is paying all the tax.

[00:31:45] And then you've got

[00:31:46] resentment going the other way

[00:31:47] because people are getting

[00:31:48] social welfare payments

[00:31:49] and not working.

[00:31:50] And you're working

[00:31:51] your arse off

[00:31:51] and your taxes

[00:31:52] are going to their

[00:31:53] social welfare

[00:31:53] or your taxes

[00:31:54] are going towards

[00:31:55] richer people

[00:31:56] not paying taxes.

[00:31:57] Yeah.

[00:31:58] That's not fair.

[00:32:00] Yeah.

[00:32:01] That's shit

[00:32:02] for everyone else.

[00:32:03] That's very Roman Empire.

[00:32:05] Give them grain

[00:32:06] and they'll be fine

[00:32:07] the poor

[00:32:08] and the 10 lads

[00:32:09] up at the top

[00:32:09] who have all the money

[00:32:10] they'll be fine.

[00:32:11] It is.

[00:32:11] We're living in that.

[00:32:12] That's what we're

[00:32:13] living in right now.

[00:32:14] Like, I mean,

[00:32:15] you said it like,

[00:32:16] you know yourself,

[00:32:16] like it shouldn't be

[00:32:18] that hard

[00:32:19] to buy a little

[00:32:21] property

[00:32:21] for yourself

[00:32:22] to live in

[00:32:23] in the country

[00:32:24] you live in.

[00:32:25] Yeah.

[00:32:25] And they just go,

[00:32:26] oh, it's to do it.

[00:32:26] And like,

[00:32:27] like, come on,

[00:32:27] like this thing of like,

[00:32:28] you know,

[00:32:29] like the children's hospital

[00:32:30] costing more

[00:32:30] than the Burj Khalifa.

[00:32:31] Like I've given Dubai

[00:32:32] maybe 10, 15 times

[00:32:34] in my life.

[00:32:35] And I'm like,

[00:32:35] are you joking?

[00:32:36] And logistically

[00:32:37] where they put

[00:32:38] the children's hospital

[00:32:39] is,

[00:32:40] and anyone who's listening

[00:32:41] who lives out there,

[00:32:42] one of the most

[00:32:44] horrendous

[00:32:45] locations you could

[00:32:46] ever think.

[00:32:47] Like that should have

[00:32:47] been put out

[00:32:48] in the suburbs

[00:32:49] so that people

[00:32:49] from outside of Dublin

[00:32:51] can get to it easily.

[00:32:53] I,

[00:32:53] anytime I even gig

[00:32:54] around there,

[00:32:55] I do a gig

[00:32:55] a couple of times a year.

[00:32:56] Brilliant show

[00:32:57] Kilmainham with

[00:32:58] Conor Morrigan.

[00:32:58] And I can barely

[00:33:00] find parking there

[00:33:01] on a Wednesday night.

[00:33:02] Like I literally

[00:33:03] have to park

[00:33:03] way up the road

[00:33:04] by Kilmainham Jail

[00:33:05] and walk back.

[00:33:06] I can't even imagine

[00:33:07] what it's going to be

[00:33:07] like for people.

[00:33:08] They don't even have

[00:33:09] car parking for staff

[00:33:10] who are going to

[00:33:10] work in an hospital.

[00:33:11] Like it's,

[00:33:12] Do they not?

[00:33:13] No, like it's,

[00:33:14] it's insane.

[00:33:16] Like they,

[00:33:16] they like for the

[00:33:17] amount of parking

[00:33:17] that's going to be

[00:33:18] needed,

[00:33:18] they have nowhere near,

[00:33:20] but they also don't

[00:33:20] have the transport

[00:33:21] system.

[00:33:22] So unless you live

[00:33:23] on the Red Lewis line,

[00:33:24] which is horrific,

[00:33:26] like people bring

[00:33:27] horses onto it.

[00:33:28] There's multiple

[00:33:28] assaults on there.

[00:33:29] It's brutal.

[00:33:30] And yeah,

[00:33:31] I try to remove

[00:33:32] all of that stuff

[00:33:33] basically.

[00:33:34] Keep it simpler.

[00:33:35] Like,

[00:33:35] like I look at my

[00:33:36] mate's place

[00:33:37] in Guatemala,

[00:33:38] like where everyone

[00:33:38] kind of is feeding

[00:33:39] everyone and everyone

[00:33:40] gets paid and stuff

[00:33:42] as well.

[00:33:42] Like that's,

[00:33:43] that's,

[00:33:43] that's a better

[00:33:44] line for me.

[00:33:44] By the way,

[00:33:45] I just,

[00:33:45] cause I'll mention it

[00:33:46] now that if you

[00:33:48] were given the choice

[00:33:50] of Danny,

[00:33:51] you can take over

[00:33:52] this island.

[00:33:52] It's in Central

[00:33:53] America.

[00:33:54] We'll give you,

[00:33:54] you know,

[00:33:54] you can have a new

[00:33:55] name for it and

[00:33:56] everything else.

[00:33:57] You can take over

[00:33:58] Ireland.

[00:33:58] You can take over

[00:33:59] Ireland.

[00:34:00] It was between you

[00:34:01] and Conor McGregor

[00:34:02] for the presidency,

[00:34:02] but we were

[00:34:03] actually giving you

[00:34:03] all the power.

[00:34:04] You happened to

[00:34:05] win by one vote.

[00:34:06] Yeah.

[00:34:07] It was,

[00:34:07] it was unfortunately

[00:34:08] very close.

[00:34:09] Would you stay

[00:34:10] going,

[00:34:10] right,

[00:34:10] I'm fucking

[00:34:11] fixing Ireland

[00:34:11] or would you go,

[00:34:13] no,

[00:34:13] screw it,

[00:34:13] it's gone.

[00:34:14] Hey,

[00:34:14] that's what the

[00:34:15] people wanted,

[00:34:15] right?

[00:34:16] So.

[00:34:28] is to complain

[00:34:29] about stuff

[00:34:29] and unfortunately

[00:34:30] complaining is

[00:34:31] Ireland's bread

[00:34:32] and butter.

[00:34:32] Oh,

[00:34:33] we're very good

[00:34:33] at it.

[00:34:33] How do we change

[00:34:35] generations of that?

[00:34:36] Do you get what I mean?

[00:34:37] Or how do you change?

[00:34:38] Yeah.

[00:34:39] You know what I mean?

[00:34:40] It's a very difficult

[00:34:41] cycle to break.

[00:34:42] I do a lot of

[00:34:42] workshops in some

[00:34:43] of the toughest areas

[00:34:44] in Ireland and

[00:34:45] you're coming in

[00:34:46] trying to do a

[00:34:46] workshop and they

[00:34:47] can be so hard

[00:34:48] and you're,

[00:34:49] you're trying not to

[00:34:49] get frustrated with

[00:34:50] the people you're

[00:34:51] working with,

[00:34:51] but you're going,

[00:34:52] these kids have no

[00:34:53] chance.

[00:34:54] Yeah.

[00:34:54] They're third,

[00:34:55] fourth generation

[00:34:56] of living under

[00:34:58] in government

[00:34:59] social welfare state.

[00:35:00] Like they don't

[00:35:00] know anything else.

[00:35:02] Yeah.

[00:35:02] You get what I mean?

[00:35:03] Like,

[00:35:03] so how do you

[00:35:04] break the cycle?

[00:35:05] So I think you'd

[00:35:06] kind of have to

[00:35:07] wipe the slate clean.

[00:35:09] But I think

[00:35:09] there'd be murder

[00:35:10] like,

[00:35:10] because like if

[00:35:11] you took away,

[00:35:12] if you told people

[00:35:13] who've never worked

[00:35:14] that they have to

[00:35:15] work,

[00:35:15] they're going to

[00:35:16] go ballistic.

[00:35:17] They're going to

[00:35:17] start torching

[00:35:18] stuff.

[00:35:18] Do you know

[00:35:18] what I mean?

[00:35:20] Do you know what I,

[00:35:21] do you know what I

[00:35:21] think,

[00:35:21] especially for young

[00:35:22] people with like

[00:35:23] that?

[00:35:23] And I know it's

[00:35:23] very hard.

[00:35:24] Like obviously this,

[00:35:25] this costs money

[00:35:25] and everything

[00:35:26] else.

[00:35:26] But I think one

[00:35:27] of the best things

[00:35:27] for that is like

[00:35:29] traveling,

[00:35:30] like get to

[00:35:31] outside Ireland

[00:35:31] and see other

[00:35:32] things.

[00:35:33] Yeah.

[00:35:34] Like,

[00:35:35] or,

[00:35:35] or do what?

[00:35:36] Like Ireland's got a

[00:35:37] lot of natural

[00:35:37] beauty.

[00:35:38] Do like a free

[00:35:39] Erasmus program

[00:35:41] where people,

[00:35:42] like I had friends

[00:35:42] of mine over from

[00:35:43] Guatemala and they

[00:35:44] were,

[00:35:44] I brought them down

[00:35:45] to Wicklow and it

[00:35:45] was pissing rain and

[00:35:46] they were like,

[00:35:47] this is the most

[00:35:48] beautiful place I

[00:35:49] have ever seen.

[00:35:50] Yeah.

[00:35:50] So I think something

[00:35:51] like that would work

[00:35:52] really well where you

[00:35:53] get people that would

[00:35:54] be really appreciative

[00:35:55] to be there and it

[00:35:56] would be a bit of a

[00:35:56] change and then they

[00:35:57] would learn from

[00:35:58] other cultures as

[00:35:58] well.

[00:35:59] So yeah,

[00:36:00] I think a kind of an

[00:36:02] exchange program.

[00:36:03] You could do that

[00:36:04] for your new country

[00:36:05] in Ireland.

[00:36:05] You could,

[00:36:06] you could set up

[00:36:06] some sort of a fly

[00:36:07] over some Irish folk

[00:36:09] here every year and

[00:36:09] send them back,

[00:36:10] get them working here

[00:36:11] for a month or two.

[00:36:12] A million percent

[00:36:13] like,

[00:36:14] like you would work

[00:36:15] it out.

[00:36:15] Like I,

[00:36:16] a friend of mine is

[00:36:17] a construction company

[00:36:18] in Guatemala and I

[00:36:20] said,

[00:36:20] I'll tell you what,

[00:36:21] if you had skilled

[00:36:22] laborers,

[00:36:23] there's never,

[00:36:24] and I mean never

[00:36:25] in my lifetime

[00:36:26] been more work

[00:36:27] than right now.

[00:36:29] I've never seen

[00:36:29] houses and apartments

[00:36:30] getting built.

[00:36:32] If you skilled

[00:36:33] laborers,

[00:36:34] I said,

[00:36:34] if you brought them

[00:36:34] over to Ireland

[00:36:35] for a year,

[00:36:35] see the problem

[00:36:36] is with Ireland,

[00:36:37] you can't even rent

[00:36:38] a house and do that

[00:36:39] anymore.

[00:36:40] Like in London in the

[00:36:40] eighties,

[00:36:41] you'd be able to bring

[00:36:41] out,

[00:36:42] lads would be able

[00:36:42] to rent a room

[00:36:44] for 50 quid a week

[00:36:45] and they could go

[00:36:45] work as laborers.

[00:36:46] They'd make decent

[00:36:47] money and they could

[00:36:48] make a life for

[00:36:48] themselves.

[00:36:49] Now,

[00:36:51] if you're a doctor,

[00:36:52] sorry,

[00:36:52] excuse me,

[00:36:53] if you're like a nurse

[00:36:53] or a teacher

[00:36:55] or a guard,

[00:36:57] like the average

[00:36:58] rent in Dublin

[00:36:59] is two grand.

[00:37:00] Yeah,

[00:37:00] yeah,

[00:37:00] yeah.

[00:37:01] And the average

[00:37:02] wages is like,

[00:37:03] is two grand.

[00:37:03] So how can you

[00:37:04] possibly expect

[00:37:06] people to live

[00:37:06] and work?

[00:37:07] It's like every

[00:37:08] teacher I know

[00:37:08] has to do summer

[00:37:09] camps and stuff

[00:37:10] just to survive.

[00:37:11] Like it's,

[00:37:12] yeah,

[00:37:13] and they're like,

[00:37:14] oh yeah,

[00:37:14] well your wages go

[00:37:14] up after you're here

[00:37:15] for like 30 years.

[00:37:16] Brilliant,

[00:37:16] you're 70,

[00:37:17] you're nearly dead.

[00:37:18] Yeah.

[00:37:20] And don't worry,

[00:37:21] the rent will go up

[00:37:22] as well.

[00:37:23] Of course it will.

[00:37:23] That'll go up

[00:37:24] quicker than anything.

[00:37:25] But like the worst

[00:37:26] thing that I think

[00:37:27] that's happened in

[00:37:27] Ireland after COVID

[00:37:29] is that they took

[00:37:29] away the rent cap.

[00:37:31] That was the most

[00:37:32] horrific move.

[00:37:33] Now you're just

[00:37:34] saying,

[00:37:35] there you go,

[00:37:35] let's just keep

[00:37:36] going.

[00:37:37] Did they have any

[00:37:37] read?

[00:37:38] Did they say why

[00:37:38] they were taking

[00:37:39] that away?

[00:37:40] No,

[00:37:41] they just,

[00:37:41] because they just

[00:37:42] did.

[00:37:46] Did they give

[00:37:47] any like official

[00:37:48] reason?

[00:37:48] But it was like,

[00:37:49] no,

[00:37:49] they just said,

[00:37:49] oh,

[00:37:49] that was just a

[00:37:50] COVID thing.

[00:37:51] And now what's

[00:37:51] happening to loads

[00:37:52] of small businesses

[00:37:53] that are all

[00:37:54] closing all over

[00:37:55] the country,

[00:37:56] Dublin,

[00:37:56] Cork,

[00:37:57] Limerick,

[00:37:57] you'll notice,

[00:37:57] you know,

[00:37:58] everything's closing

[00:37:59] and they put the

[00:38:00] VAT up to 13

[00:38:01] and a half percent

[00:38:02] and they're making

[00:38:03] them pay back

[00:38:03] all the COVID

[00:38:04] payments that their

[00:38:05] staff were given

[00:38:06] during the pandemic.

[00:38:07] So not only are,

[00:38:08] yeah,

[00:38:08] so that's why loads

[00:38:09] of businesses just

[00:38:09] can't take it anymore.

[00:38:10] They're like,

[00:38:11] this isn't sustainable.

[00:38:12] Three of the longest

[00:38:14] businesses I know

[00:38:15] in the city,

[00:38:16] like you're talking

[00:38:16] 20 years of clothes

[00:38:18] that are less than

[00:38:20] 50 feet from the

[00:38:20] door of my comedy

[00:38:21] club.

[00:38:22] Three.

[00:38:22] Three.

[00:38:23] I mean,

[00:38:23] obviously that's

[00:38:24] terrible.

[00:38:24] I don't mean to be

[00:38:25] glib about it,

[00:38:25] but like that is

[00:38:26] funny in a,

[00:38:27] okay,

[00:38:28] that's,

[00:38:30] that's insane.

[00:38:31] Like,

[00:38:32] I'm in an exit

[00:38:33] strategy as we speak.

[00:38:34] Like I'm working

[00:38:35] my ass off.

[00:38:36] I've probably got

[00:38:36] another 20 years

[00:38:37] in me where I can

[00:38:38] work at the rate

[00:38:38] that I'm working.

[00:38:39] Yeah.

[00:38:40] And,

[00:38:40] you know,

[00:38:41] touch wood,

[00:38:41] I can keep doing

[00:38:42] what I love and

[00:38:42] just keep working

[00:38:44] hard.

[00:38:44] But then when I'm

[00:38:45] older,

[00:38:45] I'm out of here,

[00:38:46] man.

[00:38:46] I'm renting out

[00:38:46] my property

[00:38:47] and I'm gone.

[00:38:48] Are you,

[00:38:48] are you going

[00:38:49] to Central

[00:38:49] America?

[00:38:50] Yeah,

[00:38:50] I'm actually

[00:38:51] going on a

[00:38:51] retirement recon

[00:38:52] trip next year.

[00:38:53] I'm going to go

[00:38:53] see how much

[00:38:54] it would cost

[00:38:55] to live and

[00:38:57] how much

[00:38:57] would I actually

[00:38:57] need and talk

[00:38:59] to people that

[00:38:59] are actually

[00:38:59] doing it and

[00:39:00] go,

[00:39:00] what would I

[00:39:01] need per month

[00:39:01] to live here?

[00:39:03] Because at least,

[00:39:04] I'd at least do

[00:39:05] 50-50 like half

[00:39:06] the year in Ireland,

[00:39:07] half the year

[00:39:08] away.

[00:39:09] And what is the

[00:39:10] likelihood that you'll

[00:39:10] end up in

[00:39:11] Guatemala in a

[00:39:12] small piece of

[00:39:13] land beside the

[00:39:13] Cork?

[00:39:14] Oh,

[00:39:14] very,

[00:39:14] very high.

[00:39:15] There's a decent

[00:39:16] chance you could

[00:39:17] get into that.

[00:39:18] And I'll

[00:39:18] regress,

[00:39:19] I'll go backwards,

[00:39:20] like I'll be

[00:39:20] living in a

[00:39:21] small little place

[00:39:21] that might have

[00:39:22] a couple of

[00:39:22] little fruit trees

[00:39:23] outside and

[00:39:24] get down to

[00:39:25] the local

[00:39:25] bakery in the

[00:39:26] morning.

[00:39:26] Like that's,

[00:39:27] that's what I'd

[00:39:27] want to do.

[00:39:28] Just get out

[00:39:29] your fruits and

[00:39:30] veg,

[00:39:30] having a crack

[00:39:31] with people,

[00:39:32] having a laugh,

[00:39:33] maybe having

[00:39:34] some mates over

[00:39:34] for dinner,

[00:39:35] having the

[00:39:36] crack,

[00:39:36] doing some

[00:39:36] hikes,

[00:39:37] going for a

[00:39:37] swim.

[00:39:38] I don't want

[00:39:39] to do anything

[00:39:39] that's going

[00:39:40] to be,

[00:39:41] I don't want

[00:39:41] to be like,

[00:39:41] I want to

[00:39:42] be rich and

[00:39:42] I want to

[00:39:42] be this.

[00:39:43] I just want

[00:39:43] to have a bit

[00:39:44] of disposable

[00:39:45] income to

[00:39:45] do stuff,

[00:39:46] have a good

[00:39:47] time,

[00:39:48] give back to

[00:39:49] the community

[00:39:49] that I'm a

[00:39:50] part of,

[00:39:50] which is a

[00:39:51] massive issue

[00:39:52] where people

[00:39:52] move into

[00:39:53] poorer countries

[00:39:54] is that they

[00:39:55] give nothing

[00:39:55] back to it.

[00:39:56] Yeah,

[00:39:56] yeah,

[00:39:56] they jack

[00:39:57] up the rents

[00:39:58] and they

[00:39:58] live there

[00:39:58] and they

[00:39:59] avail of the

[00:39:59] cheap food,

[00:40:00] the cheap

[00:40:00] drink,

[00:40:01] the cheap

[00:40:01] rent,

[00:40:01] the great

[00:40:02] weather.

[00:40:02] What do

[00:40:03] you give

[00:40:03] back to

[00:40:03] that community?

[00:40:06] If you're

[00:40:06] going to

[00:40:07] do that,

[00:40:07] if you're

[00:40:07] a digital

[00:40:08] nomad or

[00:40:08] whatever and

[00:40:09] you're living

[00:40:09] in a place,

[00:40:10] you should

[00:40:10] have to give

[00:40:11] a small

[00:40:11] percentage

[00:40:12] of a tax

[00:40:14] or whatever

[00:40:14] to the

[00:40:15] country that

[00:40:15] you're

[00:40:15] living in

[00:40:16] that gets

[00:40:17] distributed

[00:40:17] into the

[00:40:17] wider

[00:40:18] demographic

[00:40:18] to help

[00:40:19] that

[00:40:19] country

[00:40:19] sustain

[00:40:20] because

[00:40:21] you're

[00:40:21] profiting,

[00:40:22] you're leeching

[00:40:23] off their

[00:40:25] poverty.

[00:40:25] If a lot

[00:40:26] of people

[00:40:27] went to

[00:40:27] your

[00:40:27] island and

[00:40:28] then they

[00:40:28] started working

[00:40:29] as digital

[00:40:29] nomads,

[00:40:30] you'd enact

[00:40:31] that,

[00:40:31] right?

[00:40:31] You'd say

[00:40:32] you have

[00:40:32] to give

[00:40:32] whatever it

[00:40:34] is.

[00:40:34] If you're

[00:40:35] here,

[00:40:35] you're

[00:40:35] here,

[00:40:35] you're

[00:40:36] here.

[00:40:36] Since you're

[00:40:39] moving over

[00:40:39] from Ireland,

[00:40:40] what is the

[00:40:41] name of

[00:40:41] your country?

[00:40:42] Would you

[00:40:42] name it

[00:40:42] after yourself?

[00:40:44] I probably

[00:40:44] wouldn't know.

[00:40:45] I'd give it

[00:40:45] a more of

[00:40:46] a generic

[00:40:46] name.

[00:40:47] I think

[00:40:47] that's a

[00:40:48] bit like

[00:40:48] it's a

[00:40:49] bit

[00:40:49] egotistic

[00:40:50] and

[00:40:50] narcissistic.

[00:40:51] You wouldn't

[00:40:51] go for it

[00:40:52] now that

[00:40:52] it's your

[00:40:53] one chance

[00:40:54] to be a

[00:40:54] bit

[00:40:54] narcissistic.

[00:40:55] Daniland.

[00:40:56] Daniland?

[00:40:57] Daniland?

[00:40:58] Daniland,

[00:40:58] surely,

[00:40:58] no?

[00:41:00] I think

[00:41:00] Daniland

[00:41:01] sounds a bit

[00:41:01] better.

[00:41:02] It has a

[00:41:02] more musical

[00:41:03] tone to it.

[00:41:04] Yeah,

[00:41:04] yeah.

[00:41:04] Yeah.

[00:41:05] Whoa,

[00:41:06] Black

[00:41:07] Daniland.

[00:41:07] Oh my

[00:41:08] God,

[00:41:08] there's

[00:41:09] the anthem.

[00:41:10] There's

[00:41:10] the theme

[00:41:10] song.

[00:41:11] Yeah,

[00:41:11] yeah.

[00:41:11] Rugby theme

[00:41:12] coming out

[00:41:12] to that.

[00:41:13] Yeah,

[00:41:14] yeah,

[00:41:15] Do you

[00:41:15] have any

[00:41:15] official

[00:41:16] title?

[00:41:17] No,

[00:41:17] I think

[00:41:17] I just,

[00:41:18] I don't

[00:41:18] like any

[00:41:19] of that

[00:41:19] Lord stuff

[00:41:20] is horrible.

[00:41:20] You wouldn't

[00:41:21] hate all

[00:41:21] the royalty

[00:41:22] route anyway,

[00:41:22] no.

[00:41:23] No,

[00:41:23] no,

[00:41:23] no,

[00:41:23] I'd just

[00:41:24] go,

[00:41:25] just whatever,

[00:41:26] just the

[00:41:27] owner,

[00:41:27] just go,

[00:41:29] I'd just be,

[00:41:29] I think the

[00:41:30] thing would

[00:41:31] be sound

[00:41:32] and have

[00:41:32] the crack

[00:41:33] or good

[00:41:33] luck.

[00:41:35] But

[00:41:36] would you

[00:41:36] just have

[00:41:37] people call

[00:41:37] you Danny?

[00:41:39] Yeah,

[00:41:40] yeah,

[00:41:40] for sure.

[00:41:40] I hate

[00:41:42] being called

[00:41:42] Mr.

[00:41:43] O'Brien

[00:41:43] or anything

[00:41:44] like that.

[00:41:44] I'm not

[00:41:44] about that

[00:41:45] at all.

[00:41:46] Yeah,

[00:41:46] that's fine.

[00:41:46] A lot of

[00:41:47] people pick

[00:41:48] titles,

[00:41:48] but they

[00:41:49] never have

[00:41:49] to.

[00:41:49] Do you

[00:41:49] know what

[00:41:50] I mean?

[00:41:50] When I

[00:41:50] say,

[00:41:50] oh,

[00:41:51] what title

[00:41:51] do you

[00:41:51] want?

[00:41:51] Some people

[00:41:52] go,

[00:41:52] oh,

[00:41:52] I guess

[00:41:53] King

[00:41:53] or something.

[00:41:54] No,

[00:41:54] I'd like

[00:41:54] to be your

[00:41:55] man in

[00:41:56] Uruguay

[00:41:56] who's just

[00:41:57] had the

[00:41:58] crack and

[00:41:58] he didn't

[00:41:59] get a

[00:41:59] salary

[00:42:00] or anything

[00:42:00] like that.

[00:42:01] Question,

[00:42:02] did he get

[00:42:02] voted out?

[00:42:04] I don't

[00:42:04] know,

[00:42:04] he went

[00:42:04] to jail

[00:42:05] as a

[00:42:05] political

[00:42:06] prisoner

[00:42:06] and stuff

[00:42:06] as well.

[00:42:07] But

[00:42:08] I just

[00:42:09] want everyone

[00:42:09] to just

[00:42:12] enjoy it,

[00:42:12] live a

[00:42:13] decent

[00:42:13] life.

[00:42:14] And

[00:42:15] as well

[00:42:15] as that,

[00:42:16] I think

[00:42:16] if you

[00:42:16] complain,

[00:42:17] if you're

[00:42:18] getting all

[00:42:18] this stuff

[00:42:19] and you're

[00:42:19] still not

[00:42:20] happy,

[00:42:20] you know

[00:42:20] that saying,

[00:42:21] wherever you

[00:42:22] go,

[00:42:22] there you

[00:42:22] are.

[00:42:23] So if

[00:42:24] people

[00:42:24] moan

[00:42:25] and they're

[00:42:26] unhappy,

[00:42:26] I'd just

[00:42:27] deport them.

[00:42:28] I'd just

[00:42:28] be like,

[00:42:28] best of luck

[00:42:29] to you,

[00:42:29] good luck.

[00:42:29] Forceful

[00:42:29] deporting,

[00:42:30] are you

[00:42:31] taking their

[00:42:31] family with

[00:42:32] them?

[00:42:33] Listen,

[00:42:35] here's a

[00:42:35] couple of

[00:42:36] options for

[00:42:36] you.

[00:42:36] If you

[00:42:37] don't want

[00:42:37] any of

[00:42:37] them and

[00:42:38] you hate

[00:42:38] all of

[00:42:38] this,

[00:42:39] there you

[00:42:39] go.

[00:42:40] There's

[00:42:41] an 18

[00:42:41] year old

[00:42:41] who's a

[00:42:41] bit of

[00:42:42] a grump

[00:42:42] and he's

[00:42:44] like,

[00:42:45] I hate

[00:42:45] this place,

[00:42:46] stupid,

[00:42:46] fuck

[00:42:46] Danny.

[00:42:47] Trying to

[00:42:48] be a bit

[00:42:48] edgy,

[00:42:49] do you know

[00:42:49] 18 year olds?

[00:42:49] Yeah,

[00:42:50] well,

[00:42:50] I'll say,

[00:42:51] why don't

[00:42:51] you fuck

[00:42:51] off somewhere

[00:42:52] else and

[00:42:52] go work

[00:42:53] and see

[00:42:53] how you

[00:42:53] get off?

[00:42:53] Oh,

[00:42:54] fucking

[00:42:54] make me.

[00:42:55] Yeah,

[00:42:55] I would,

[00:42:56] yeah.

[00:42:56] I just

[00:42:56] have a

[00:42:58] punch up

[00:42:58] a day.

[00:42:59] Yeah,

[00:42:59] yeah,

[00:42:59] yeah.

[00:43:00] Just a

[00:43:01] couple of

[00:43:01] body shots

[00:43:02] from the

[00:43:02] police,

[00:43:03] stop

[00:43:04] resisting,

[00:43:05] and then

[00:43:06] put them

[00:43:06] on a plane,

[00:43:07] send them

[00:43:07] off with

[00:43:08] enough money

[00:43:08] to get

[00:43:09] them going

[00:43:09] if they

[00:43:09] need,

[00:43:10] you know,

[00:43:10] wouldn't

[00:43:10] leave

[00:43:10] anyone

[00:43:10] destitute.

[00:43:11] Yeah,

[00:43:11] yeah.

[00:43:12] Let them

[00:43:12] go off and

[00:43:12] work and

[00:43:13] stuff and

[00:43:13] see if the

[00:43:14] grass is

[00:43:14] greener.

[00:43:15] Back to

[00:43:15] February.

[00:43:16] Listen,

[00:43:17] every country

[00:43:18] has their

[00:43:19] struggles.

[00:43:19] Everywhere I

[00:43:20] travel,

[00:43:21] I think,

[00:43:21] wow,

[00:43:21] this is

[00:43:22] amazing.

[00:43:22] I'd love

[00:43:23] to live

[00:43:23] here.

[00:43:23] But when

[00:43:23] you,

[00:43:24] like,

[00:43:24] I'm lucky

[00:43:24] because I

[00:43:25] don't really

[00:43:25] go on

[00:43:26] holiday.

[00:43:26] I go to

[00:43:27] work.

[00:43:28] So I get

[00:43:29] to meet

[00:43:29] people who

[00:43:29] are living

[00:43:30] in these

[00:43:30] countries.

[00:43:31] And like,

[00:43:32] for example,

[00:43:32] like,

[00:43:33] you might

[00:43:33] go,

[00:43:33] geez,

[00:43:33] I'd love

[00:43:34] to live

[00:43:34] in Barcelona.

[00:43:35] The average

[00:43:35] wage in

[00:43:36] Spain is

[00:43:36] only like

[00:43:37] 1200 quid

[00:43:38] a month.

[00:43:38] Yeah,

[00:43:39] yeah,

[00:43:39] I'd love

[00:43:45] to live

[00:43:46] here.

[00:43:47] But like,

[00:43:47] after rent,

[00:43:48] if you have

[00:43:48] 200 euros

[00:43:49] a month,

[00:43:50] all you're

[00:43:50] doing is

[00:43:51] going to

[00:43:51] Lidl.

[00:43:52] Yeah.

[00:43:52] You know what

[00:43:53] I mean?

[00:43:53] You're not,

[00:43:53] you're not,

[00:43:54] if you went

[00:43:54] down for

[00:43:55] dinner,

[00:43:55] like that

[00:43:55] would wipe

[00:43:56] you out

[00:43:56] for the

[00:43:56] month.

[00:43:57] So it's

[00:43:58] great.

[00:43:58] You know,

[00:43:59] that is when

[00:44:00] you go on

[00:44:00] holidays.

[00:44:01] I've been

[00:44:01] to holiday

[00:44:01] to Portugal

[00:44:02] once and

[00:44:03] loved it.

[00:44:03] Lovely

[00:44:04] holiday.

[00:44:04] But like,

[00:44:05] it is

[00:44:05] something like,

[00:44:05] as you said

[00:44:06] there,

[00:44:06] if you want

[00:44:06] to live

[00:44:07] there,

[00:44:08] you need

[00:44:08] to,

[00:44:09] if you're

[00:44:09] planning on,

[00:44:10] like,

[00:44:11] if you're

[00:44:11] planning on

[00:44:12] moving into

[00:44:12] Portugal,

[00:44:13] you're going,

[00:44:13] oh,

[00:44:13] the holiday

[00:44:13] was fantastic.

[00:44:14] Maybe you

[00:44:15] should go

[00:44:15] another time,

[00:44:16] but don't

[00:44:17] go on the

[00:44:18] last when

[00:44:18] you go

[00:44:18] over.

[00:44:19] Yeah.

[00:44:20] Try and

[00:44:20] maybe meet

[00:44:21] people and

[00:44:22] chat to

[00:44:22] them about,

[00:44:23] as you said,

[00:44:23] like,

[00:44:23] as you said

[00:44:24] about you

[00:44:24] planning on

[00:44:25] going over

[00:44:25] to Central

[00:44:25] America on

[00:44:26] a bit of

[00:44:26] a scouting

[00:44:27] tour.

[00:44:28] Go on a

[00:44:28] scouting

[00:44:29] tour.

[00:44:29] Stay with

[00:44:30] your pals.

[00:44:31] Yeah.

[00:44:32] And kind

[00:44:32] of get a

[00:44:33] bit of

[00:44:33] insight.

[00:44:33] That's

[00:44:33] what I

[00:44:34] do.

[00:44:34] Like,

[00:44:34] I see

[00:44:34] how they

[00:44:35] live and

[00:44:36] go,

[00:44:36] but I

[00:44:37] live like

[00:44:37] this.

[00:44:38] Yeah,

[00:44:38] you'll never

[00:44:38] get a full

[00:44:40] view.

[00:44:41] You're not

[00:44:42] going to

[00:44:43] retire to

[00:44:44] the hotel.

[00:44:45] No,

[00:44:45] you know what

[00:44:46] I mean?

[00:44:46] You want to

[00:44:47] be staying

[00:44:47] with your

[00:44:47] mates.

[00:44:48] You want

[00:44:48] to be going

[00:44:48] to the

[00:44:48] supermarket

[00:44:49] with them.

[00:44:50] You want

[00:44:50] to be maybe

[00:44:50] going out

[00:44:51] for dinner

[00:44:51] with them.

[00:44:52] You might

[00:44:52] want to

[00:44:52] go to a

[00:44:53] local bar,

[00:44:54] have the

[00:44:54] crack.

[00:44:55] Yeah.

[00:44:55] Do like

[00:44:55] a local,

[00:44:56] just do

[00:44:56] local stuff

[00:44:57] and go,

[00:44:58] could I

[00:44:58] live like

[00:44:59] this?

[00:44:59] And if

[00:44:59] the answer

[00:45:00] is yeah,

[00:45:01] and then

[00:45:01] sit down

[00:45:02] with them

[00:45:02] and do

[00:45:02] some real

[00:45:03] maths,

[00:45:04] real talk.

[00:45:05] I go,

[00:45:05] how much

[00:45:06] do I

[00:45:06] really need?

[00:45:07] And hit

[00:45:08] me with

[00:45:08] everything.

[00:45:09] Healthcare,

[00:45:09] for example,

[00:45:10] if you move

[00:45:11] to Central

[00:45:11] America,

[00:45:12] you're going

[00:45:12] to need

[00:45:12] some decent

[00:45:13] healthcare.

[00:45:14] You're really

[00:45:14] going to need

[00:45:15] some decent

[00:45:15] healthcare because

[00:45:16] if something

[00:45:17] goes badly

[00:45:19] there and you

[00:45:20] get really

[00:45:20] sick,

[00:45:20] you're screwed

[00:45:21] if you don't

[00:45:22] have private

[00:45:22] healthcare.

[00:45:23] You're done.

[00:45:24] You know what

[00:45:24] I mean?

[00:45:25] The healthcare

[00:45:25] system is shot.

[00:45:26] I mean,

[00:45:26] look at us.

[00:45:27] We're a first

[00:45:27] world country.

[00:45:29] And our

[00:45:29] healthcare

[00:45:30] system is in

[00:45:31] the absolute

[00:45:32] toilet.

[00:45:32] You literally

[00:45:33] have to be

[00:45:33] dying in

[00:45:34] Ireland to

[00:45:35] be looked

[00:45:36] after.

[00:45:36] Now,

[00:45:36] you will

[00:45:36] be looked

[00:45:37] after,

[00:45:37] but it's

[00:45:38] brutal.

[00:45:39] Old people

[00:45:40] being left

[00:45:41] on trolleys

[00:45:41] and all,

[00:45:42] it's horrific.

[00:45:43] Really horrific.

[00:45:44] And the nurses

[00:45:45] and doctors

[00:45:45] under the worst

[00:45:47] amount of

[00:45:47] pressure.

[00:45:50] My mate's

[00:45:50] a nurse.

[00:45:51] I remember

[00:45:52] my mate's

[00:45:52] been upskilling

[00:45:53] themselves since

[00:45:54] we were in

[00:45:55] school as

[00:45:56] a nurse.

[00:45:57] And he's a

[00:45:57] really high up

[00:45:58] nurse in a

[00:45:58] private hospital

[00:45:59] here in

[00:45:59] Dublin.

[00:46:00] His wages

[00:46:01] are shite.

[00:46:02] For the

[00:46:03] amount of

[00:46:03] work it

[00:46:03] does.

[00:46:04] And I'm

[00:46:04] like,

[00:46:05] this is

[00:46:05] bullshit.

[00:46:06] This is

[00:46:06] a doctor's

[00:46:08] law are

[00:46:09] well paid,

[00:46:09] but the

[00:46:09] nurses are

[00:46:10] paid grand,

[00:46:11] but it's

[00:46:12] just grand.

[00:46:13] Do you

[00:46:13] know what

[00:46:13] I mean?

[00:46:14] It's not

[00:46:14] for the

[00:46:15] amount of

[00:46:15] work that

[00:46:16] they have

[00:46:16] put in,

[00:46:16] not even

[00:46:16] on their

[00:46:17] shift,

[00:46:17] but as

[00:46:17] you said,

[00:46:18] training.

[00:46:18] It's

[00:46:19] 24-hour

[00:46:20] shifts and

[00:46:20] stuff,

[00:46:21] bad stuff.

[00:46:22] So,

[00:46:23] yeah,

[00:46:23] I just

[00:46:23] think fair

[00:46:25] work for

[00:46:26] fair pay.

[00:46:27] Do you

[00:46:28] know on

[00:46:28] Daniland,

[00:46:31] is there

[00:46:31] anything,

[00:46:33] kind of like

[00:46:33] an everyday

[00:46:34] item or

[00:46:34] everyday thing

[00:46:35] or a

[00:46:36] kind of

[00:46:36] mundane

[00:46:36] thing that

[00:46:37] would be

[00:46:38] banned?

[00:46:39] Anything that

[00:46:40] you decide,

[00:46:41] no,

[00:46:41] we don't

[00:46:41] need to.

[00:46:43] vapes,

[00:46:44] 1 billion

[00:46:45] percent.

[00:46:46] Straight to

[00:46:47] smoking

[00:46:47] cigarettes or

[00:46:48] nothing?

[00:46:49] Yeah,

[00:46:50] I don't know.

[00:46:51] I'd probably

[00:46:52] ban both

[00:46:52] realistically.

[00:46:54] It's only

[00:46:55] going to kill

[00:46:55] everyone,

[00:46:55] man.

[00:46:57] I used to

[00:46:58] have the

[00:46:58] odd smoke

[00:46:58] when I was

[00:46:59] drinking.

[00:46:59] I get it.

[00:47:01] After a

[00:47:02] couple of

[00:47:02] years of

[00:47:02] it not

[00:47:03] being there,

[00:47:05] people would

[00:47:05] just move

[00:47:06] on to

[00:47:06] something

[00:47:06] else.

[00:47:07] But vaping,

[00:47:08] tell you what,

[00:47:08] in 20 years

[00:47:09] time,

[00:47:10] I've made

[00:47:11] some money

[00:47:11] who've gone

[00:47:11] straight to

[00:47:11] vape and

[00:47:12] I'm like,

[00:47:13] what are

[00:47:13] you doing?

[00:47:14] Yeah,

[00:47:14] yeah,

[00:47:14] yeah.

[00:47:14] What are

[00:47:15] you doing?

[00:47:15] And they'll

[00:47:15] go,

[00:47:16] I find it

[00:47:16] calming.

[00:47:17] Do some

[00:47:18] fucking

[00:47:18] meditation.

[00:47:19] Go to

[00:47:20] the gym,

[00:47:20] go for

[00:47:21] a walk,

[00:47:21] go for

[00:47:22] a fucking

[00:47:22] sea swim,

[00:47:23] go to

[00:47:23] Tesco,

[00:47:24] jump on

[00:47:25] a calm

[00:47:25] app.

[00:47:26] Stop

[00:47:26] putting that

[00:47:27] shit in

[00:47:27] your lungs.

[00:47:28] Are you

[00:47:29] joking?

[00:47:30] Do you think

[00:47:30] there's not

[00:47:30] going to be

[00:47:31] some serious

[00:47:31] long-term

[00:47:32] consequences

[00:47:32] or it's

[00:47:33] just water

[00:47:34] vapor?

[00:47:35] Are you

[00:47:35] joking?

[00:47:35] Have you

[00:47:35] seen them

[00:47:36] making this

[00:47:36] shit in

[00:47:37] the

[00:47:37] factories?

[00:47:37] There's

[00:47:38] no way

[00:47:38] in 20

[00:47:40] years'

[00:47:40] time or

[00:47:40] in whatever

[00:47:41] many years'

[00:47:41] time we're

[00:47:41] not going

[00:47:42] to be

[00:47:42] going,

[00:47:43] oh,

[00:47:43] actually,

[00:47:43] they're

[00:47:43] horrendous.

[00:47:44] They're

[00:47:44] worse than

[00:47:46] sticking.

[00:47:47] The OPV is

[00:47:48] one of the

[00:47:48] worst ways

[00:47:48] you can

[00:47:49] possibly die.

[00:47:50] I've had

[00:47:50] family members

[00:47:51] pass away

[00:47:51] from it.

[00:47:52] It's basically

[00:47:52] your lungs

[00:47:53] just slowly

[00:47:54] stop working.

[00:47:54] You're just

[00:47:55] slowly suffocating

[00:47:56] yourself to

[00:47:57] death.

[00:47:57] I remember

[00:47:57] what I was

[00:47:58] doing.

[00:47:58] When I climbed

[00:47:59] Kilimanjaro,

[00:48:00] your oxygen

[00:48:00] drops down

[00:48:01] to about

[00:48:01] 75%

[00:48:02] after a

[00:48:03] couple of

[00:48:03] days.

[00:48:04] When you

[00:48:04] summit,

[00:48:05] your oxygen

[00:48:05] is 50%.

[00:48:08] It's mental.

[00:48:08] It's like

[00:48:09] being a bit

[00:48:09] punch drunk.

[00:48:10] Do you ever

[00:48:11] notice when

[00:48:12] you get out

[00:48:12] of a tent,

[00:48:13] it's exhausting?

[00:48:14] Do you

[00:48:14] get what I

[00:48:15] mean?

[00:48:15] When you

[00:48:15] get out

[00:48:15] of a tent,

[00:48:16] you're

[00:48:16] always a bit

[00:48:17] like,

[00:48:17] Jesus.

[00:48:18] It's a bit

[00:48:19] of an effort,

[00:48:22] I suppose.

[00:48:23] When you

[00:48:24] get out

[00:48:24] of your

[00:48:24] tent in

[00:48:25] Tanzania

[00:48:25] to go to

[00:48:26] the toilet,

[00:48:26] which is

[00:48:26] outdoors,

[00:48:27] it's a

[00:48:28] little zip

[00:48:29] thing with

[00:48:30] a plastic

[00:48:31] yoke.

[00:48:32] When you

[00:48:32] would walk

[00:48:33] 10 feet,

[00:48:35] just doing

[00:48:36] that little

[00:48:36] run because

[00:48:37] you have to

[00:48:37] pee,

[00:48:38] you're

[00:48:38] knackered.

[00:48:39] You're

[00:48:39] absolutely

[00:48:40] low.

[00:48:43] If you

[00:48:43] vape all

[00:48:44] the time,

[00:48:44] that's what

[00:48:44] your future

[00:48:45] is going

[00:48:45] to be like.

[00:48:46] All your

[00:48:47] air sacs are

[00:48:47] going to be

[00:48:48] completely

[00:48:48] screwed.

[00:48:49] All your

[00:48:49] alveoli

[00:48:49] in your lungs

[00:48:51] are going

[00:48:51] to be

[00:48:51] destroyed.

[00:48:52] If you've

[00:48:53] no quality

[00:48:53] of life,

[00:48:54] if you've

[00:48:54] ever seen

[00:48:55] anyone

[00:48:55] going

[00:48:55] around

[00:48:55] with the

[00:48:56] breathing

[00:48:56] thing with

[00:48:57] them,

[00:48:57] they're so

[00:48:57] exhausted

[00:48:58] all the

[00:48:58] time.

[00:48:59] They go

[00:48:59] to the

[00:49:00] shop,

[00:49:00] they have

[00:49:00] to go

[00:49:01] for sleep

[00:49:01] in the

[00:49:01] car for

[00:49:02] two hours.

[00:49:02] I honestly

[00:49:03] wouldn't wish

[00:49:04] that life

[00:49:04] on my

[00:49:05] worst enemy.

[00:49:05] The fact

[00:49:06] that people

[00:49:06] are doing

[00:49:07] it to

[00:49:08] inhale

[00:49:09] custard

[00:49:09] and bubblegum

[00:49:10] flavoured

[00:49:11] vape is

[00:49:11] like,

[00:49:12] lads,

[00:49:13] what are

[00:49:13] you doing?

[00:49:15] I've more

[00:49:16] respect for

[00:49:16] smokers.

[00:49:17] At least

[00:49:18] they know

[00:49:19] the crack.

[00:49:20] Also,

[00:49:21] if you're

[00:49:21] having one

[00:49:22] or two

[00:49:22] cigarettes a

[00:49:23] day,

[00:49:23] a vape

[00:49:24] that people

[00:49:24] go through

[00:49:25] in a

[00:49:25] day is

[00:49:25] the equivalent

[00:49:26] of 50

[00:49:26] cigarettes.

[00:49:27] Is it?

[00:49:28] Yeah.

[00:49:29] Do you know

[00:49:29] if you're

[00:49:30] banning at

[00:49:30] least vapes

[00:49:31] or possibly

[00:49:32] cigarettes then

[00:49:32] as well?

[00:49:33] Yeah.

[00:49:33] Do you know

[00:49:33] in the pubs

[00:49:34] in Daniland?

[00:49:35] Yeah.

[00:49:36] I imagine

[00:49:37] there's still

[00:49:37] I don't

[00:49:38] know what

[00:49:38] you'd call

[00:49:38] them then.

[00:49:39] I guess

[00:49:39] just outdoor

[00:49:40] areas,

[00:49:40] but like

[00:49:41] smoking areas

[00:49:42] because I

[00:49:42] find a lot

[00:49:43] of chatter

[00:49:43] happens there.

[00:49:44] Yeah,

[00:49:45] I just make

[00:49:45] outdoor areas

[00:49:46] better.

[00:49:47] you don't

[00:49:47] need

[00:49:48] smoking.

[00:49:48] I put a few

[00:49:49] games or

[00:49:49] something out

[00:49:50] there.

[00:49:50] I put free

[00:49:51] darts or

[00:49:51] I do

[00:49:52] whatever.

[00:49:52] People have

[00:49:53] a bit of a

[00:49:54] mess and

[00:49:54] have a bit

[00:49:54] of a laugh.

[00:49:55] That's

[00:49:55] the thing

[00:49:55] because there

[00:49:56] is obviously

[00:49:56] the fact

[00:49:57] that there's

[00:49:58] 40 people

[00:49:59] outside in the

[00:50:01] smoking area

[00:50:01] and there's

[00:50:02] smoke

[00:50:02] everywhere and

[00:50:03] half the places

[00:50:04] aren't even

[00:50:04] You know

[00:50:04] what I put

[00:50:05] out there

[00:50:06] and it

[00:50:06] brings people

[00:50:07] together?

[00:50:07] I put a

[00:50:07] giant fire.

[00:50:08] Oh,

[00:50:09] a good fire

[00:50:09] with the seats

[00:50:10] around.

[00:50:10] And I'd have

[00:50:11] everyone and

[00:50:11] you can take

[00:50:12] turns,

[00:50:12] you can sit

[00:50:13] around and

[00:50:13] have the

[00:50:13] crack and

[00:50:14] that is much

[00:50:15] more social.

[00:50:18] It's part of

[00:50:19] your caveman

[00:50:20] DNA as well.

[00:50:21] Do you know

[00:50:21] if you're doing

[00:50:21] that in Central

[00:50:22] America though?

[00:50:23] Is that you're

[00:50:23] sweltering,

[00:50:24] no?

[00:50:24] Yeah,

[00:50:25] but it doesn't

[00:50:26] have to be blazing

[00:50:27] and it gets

[00:50:27] cold at night as

[00:50:28] well.

[00:50:29] Oh,

[00:50:29] fair enough.

[00:50:29] Yeah,

[00:50:30] as long as

[00:50:32] they're kept

[00:50:33] there.

[00:50:33] So you're

[00:50:34] sitting around

[00:50:34] in your shorts

[00:50:35] and you're

[00:50:35] having a beer.

[00:50:36] It's nice.

[00:50:36] Yeah,

[00:50:37] that's pretty

[00:50:38] cool.

[00:50:38] So you're

[00:50:39] banning vapes

[00:50:39] and stuff

[00:50:40] and also

[00:50:40] do you know

[00:50:40] what I hate?

[00:50:42] I think I was

[00:50:43] in London

[00:50:44] I think

[00:50:44] recently

[00:50:45] and I did

[00:50:46] notice it

[00:50:47] on the bins

[00:50:48] but do you

[00:50:48] know the

[00:50:48] little tags

[00:50:50] off the vapes

[00:50:51] that people

[00:50:52] stick to the

[00:50:53] front?

[00:50:53] What the

[00:50:53] fuck is that

[00:50:54] about?

[00:50:54] I know,

[00:50:55] it's ridiculous.

[00:50:56] As well as

[00:50:57] that,

[00:50:57] do you know

[00:50:57] what I think

[00:50:58] I do as

[00:50:58] well to

[00:50:59] incentivize

[00:50:59] people?

[00:51:00] Because I

[00:51:00] get really

[00:51:01] bad hangovers

[00:51:02] that's why I

[00:51:02] don't really

[00:51:02] drink much

[00:51:03] of pork

[00:51:03] because my

[00:51:04] hangovers are

[00:51:04] just,

[00:51:04] I love

[00:51:05] pints of

[00:51:05] Guinness.

[00:51:06] I've never

[00:51:06] had a lot of

[00:51:07] Murphys or

[00:51:08] maybe Beamish

[00:51:10] but I love

[00:51:11] creamy pints.

[00:51:12] I love them.

[00:51:12] I would drink

[00:51:14] like 10

[00:51:14] creamy pints

[00:51:15] no problem

[00:51:16] if the Guinness

[00:51:16] is flowing

[00:51:17] but I have

[00:51:19] no off button

[00:51:20] once I'm

[00:51:21] into it

[00:51:21] I just

[00:51:21] keep going

[00:51:22] and I never

[00:51:23] drink a pint

[00:51:24] of water

[00:51:24] like that.

[00:51:25] So what I

[00:51:26] would do

[00:51:26] to incentivize

[00:51:28] this,

[00:51:28] I give

[00:51:28] everyone free

[00:51:29] spice bags

[00:51:30] or snack

[00:51:30] boxes like

[00:51:31] Chicken Hut

[00:51:31] on the way

[00:51:32] home

[00:51:32] on the condition

[00:51:34] that they

[00:51:35] drink two

[00:51:36] pints of

[00:51:37] water.

[00:51:37] So if you

[00:51:38] drink two

[00:51:38] pints of

[00:51:39] water at

[00:51:39] the bar

[00:51:39] you get a

[00:51:40] token and

[00:51:41] then you

[00:51:41] get a free

[00:51:42] snack box

[00:51:42] on the way

[00:51:42] home.

[00:51:43] That's lovely.

[00:51:45] You might have

[00:51:45] lads coming in

[00:51:46] sober just

[00:51:47] drinking two

[00:51:48] doesn't matter

[00:51:49] they're staying

[00:51:49] hydrated.

[00:51:50] It's good for

[00:51:51] them,

[00:51:51] they deserve

[00:51:51] it.

[00:51:52] Fucking

[00:51:52] wonderful.

[00:51:53] Yeah,

[00:51:53] I think

[00:51:53] that would

[00:51:53] be very

[00:51:54] good.

[00:51:54] That would

[00:51:55] be my

[00:51:55] I used to

[00:51:56] work in

[00:51:56] addiction

[00:51:57] and we

[00:51:58] used to

[00:51:58] do a

[00:51:58] thing

[00:51:59] called

[00:51:59] harm

[00:51:59] reduction

[00:52:00] strategies

[00:52:00] which was

[00:52:01] how do

[00:52:01] you reduce

[00:52:02] the harm

[00:52:02] of addicts.

[00:52:03] So it

[00:52:04] could be

[00:52:04] as simple

[00:52:04] as if

[00:52:05] people are

[00:52:05] burning

[00:52:05] heroin

[00:52:06] in a

[00:52:06] bottle

[00:52:06] cap.

[00:52:06] They

[00:52:07] would

[00:52:07] give

[00:52:08] them

[00:52:08] these

[00:52:08] ones

[00:52:08] with a

[00:52:08] little

[00:52:09] handle

[00:52:09] on it

[00:52:10] like a

[00:52:10] little

[00:52:10] frying

[00:52:10] pan

[00:52:11] because

[00:52:11] that

[00:52:12] would

[00:52:12] stop

[00:52:12] them

[00:52:12] burning

[00:52:13] their

[00:52:13] fingers

[00:52:13] and

[00:52:13] burning

[00:52:14] their

[00:52:14] fingernails

[00:52:14] off.

[00:52:17] You're not

[00:52:17] going to

[00:52:17] stop them

[00:52:18] taking the

[00:52:18] heroin but

[00:52:19] you will

[00:52:19] stop them

[00:52:20] injuring

[00:52:20] themselves.

[00:52:21] Yeah,

[00:52:21] you might

[00:52:21] as well

[00:52:21] do

[00:52:22] some

[00:52:22] bits

[00:52:22] of

[00:52:22] good

[00:52:22] anyway.

[00:52:23] I like

[00:52:24] that

[00:52:24] process

[00:52:25] of

[00:52:25] harm

[00:52:25] reduction

[00:52:25] and

[00:52:27] if

[00:52:27] people

[00:52:28] are

[00:52:28] on

[00:52:28] the

[00:52:28] lash

[00:52:28] as

[00:52:29] well

[00:52:30] you'd

[00:52:31] make

[00:52:32] them

[00:52:32] have

[00:52:32] cold

[00:52:32] shower

[00:52:33] or

[00:52:36] have

[00:52:37] to

[00:52:37] go

[00:52:37] for

[00:52:37] a

[00:52:37] sea

[00:52:37] swim

[00:52:37] the

[00:52:38] next

[00:52:38] day.

[00:52:38] That

[00:52:38] kind of

[00:52:39] thing.

[00:52:39] Do you

[00:52:39] get

[00:52:40] what I mean?

[00:52:40] Yes,

[00:52:41] little things

[00:52:41] like that.

[00:52:44] You want

[00:52:45] people to

[00:52:45] have the

[00:52:45] crack

[00:52:46] but

[00:52:46] the

[00:52:47] problem

[00:52:47] is in

[00:52:47] Ireland

[00:52:47] as well

[00:52:48] we all

[00:52:49] go into

[00:52:49] piss

[00:52:50] and we

[00:52:50] get

[00:52:50] wrecked

[00:52:50] and you

[00:52:51] smoke

[00:52:51] and you

[00:52:52] eat

[00:52:53] loads

[00:52:53] of

[00:52:53] shit

[00:52:53] and

[00:52:54] then

[00:52:54] you're

[00:52:54] broken

[00:52:55] for

[00:52:55] three

[00:52:55] four

[00:52:55] days

[00:52:56] and

[00:52:56] you

[00:52:57] eat

[00:52:57] shit

[00:52:57] then

[00:53:06] it

[00:53:07] never

[00:53:07] ends

[00:53:07] because

[00:53:08] it

[00:53:08] takes

[00:53:08] about

[00:53:09] three

[00:53:09] four

[00:53:09] days

[00:53:09] for

[00:53:09] that

[00:53:10] session

[00:53:10] to

[00:53:10] get

[00:53:10] out

[00:53:10] of

[00:53:10] your

[00:53:10] body

[00:53:11] and

[00:53:11] then

[00:53:11] suddenly

[00:53:11] guess

[00:53:12] what?

[00:53:12] It's

[00:53:13] the

[00:53:13] weekend

[00:53:13] again.

[00:53:15] It's a

[00:53:16] birthday,

[00:53:16] it's a

[00:53:16] wedding,

[00:53:17] it's a

[00:53:18] divorce

[00:53:18] party,

[00:53:19] it doesn't

[00:53:19] matter.

[00:53:20] So I

[00:53:21] would try

[00:53:21] and break

[00:53:21] that cycle

[00:53:22] of

[00:53:23] that's

[00:53:24] a bad

[00:53:25] part of

[00:53:25] our

[00:53:26] society

[00:53:26] in Ireland

[00:53:27] is

[00:53:27] there's

[00:53:28] no reason

[00:53:29] to stop

[00:53:29] drinking.

[00:53:30] You're like

[00:53:36] fair.

[00:53:37] No,

[00:53:37] but if

[00:53:38] you know

[00:53:38] it's

[00:53:38] going to

[00:53:38] be

[00:53:38] a

[00:53:39] bell

[00:53:39] the

[00:53:39] next

[00:53:39] day.

[00:53:40] We

[00:53:40] never

[00:53:40] know

[00:53:41] in

[00:53:41] Ireland.

[00:53:41] It's

[00:53:42] guess

[00:53:42] who

[00:53:42] with

[00:53:42] the

[00:53:42] weather,

[00:53:43] you

[00:53:43] know?

[00:53:43] But

[00:53:44] then

[00:53:44] I've

[00:53:45] been

[00:53:45] to

[00:54:06] the

[00:54:07] hardest

[00:54:07] thing

[00:54:07] to

[00:54:07] do.

[00:54:08] I'm

[00:54:09] off

[00:54:09] the

[00:54:09] drink

[00:54:09] now.

[00:54:10] I'm

[00:54:10] doing

[00:54:10] a

[00:54:10] tour

[00:54:10] in

[00:54:11] Asia

[00:54:11] so

[00:54:11] I'll

[00:54:11] have

[00:54:11] a

[00:54:11] few

[00:54:11] beers

[00:54:12] there.

[00:54:12] But

[00:54:12] that

[00:54:12] won't

[00:54:12] be

[00:54:12] mayhem.

[00:54:15] I had a

[00:54:16] few

[00:54:16] pints

[00:54:16] on my

[00:54:16] birthday

[00:54:17] and I'm

[00:54:17] like

[00:54:17] this

[00:54:17] isn't

[00:54:18] worth it.

[00:54:18] I've

[00:54:18] just

[00:54:18] felt

[00:54:18] like

[00:54:19] shite.

[00:54:20] So

[00:54:20] now

[00:54:20] I'm

[00:54:20] just

[00:54:20] off

[00:54:21] the

[00:54:21] booze.

[00:54:21] I'm

[00:54:22] in

[00:54:22] Berlin

[00:54:23] doing

[00:54:23] shows.

[00:54:35] I'm

[00:54:36] I

[00:54:37] think

[00:54:38] this

[00:54:39] perpetual

[00:54:41] session

[00:54:42] cycle

[00:54:43] that we're

[00:54:44] all in

[00:54:44] in Ireland

[00:54:44] is really

[00:54:45] damaging to

[00:54:46] us.

[00:54:47] It's

[00:54:48] shit

[00:54:48] because

[00:54:48] it's

[00:54:48] part of

[00:54:49] our

[00:54:49] culture

[00:54:49] as

[00:54:49] well.

[00:54:51] Especially

[00:54:52] when you're

[00:54:52] younger

[00:54:53] you do

[00:54:54] put into

[00:54:55] that

[00:54:55] pressure.

[00:54:56] They don't

[00:54:57] drink

[00:54:57] the way

[00:54:58] they did.

[00:54:59] Nowhere

[00:54:59] near.

[00:55:00] They're

[00:55:00] much more

[00:55:01] on the

[00:55:01] ball

[00:55:01] than we

[00:55:02] are.

[00:55:03] I

[00:55:03] think

[00:55:03] they've

[00:55:03] just

[00:55:03] seen

[00:55:03] it

[00:55:04] from

[00:55:04] their

[00:55:04] parents

[00:55:04] and

[00:55:04] stuff.

[00:55:05] It's

[00:55:06] too

[00:55:06] expensive

[00:55:07] when we

[00:55:08] were

[00:55:08] 18,

[00:55:08] 19.

[00:55:09] You

[00:55:09] could

[00:55:09] afford

[00:55:09] to

[00:55:09] go

[00:55:10] on the

[00:55:10] piss

[00:55:10] even

[00:55:10] if

[00:55:10] you're

[00:55:10] working

[00:55:11] on a

[00:55:11] minimum

[00:55:11] wage

[00:55:12] job.

[00:55:12] Now

[00:55:13] you

[00:55:13] can't

[00:55:13] do

[00:55:13] that.

[00:55:14] I

[00:55:14] remember

[00:55:15] my

[00:55:15] gym

[00:55:15] owner

[00:55:15] saying

[00:55:16] the hardest

[00:55:16] thing

[00:55:37] nothing

[00:55:38] good

[00:55:38] happens

[00:55:39] after

[00:55:39] two

[00:55:39] pints

[00:55:39] there's

[00:55:41] always

[00:55:41] a

[00:55:43] moment

[00:55:44] when

[00:55:45] you

[00:55:46] are

[00:55:46] having

[00:55:47] a

[00:55:47] few

[00:55:47] drinks

[00:55:48] that

[00:55:48] you

[00:55:48] are

[00:55:48] thinking

[00:55:49] if

[00:55:49] I

[00:55:49] have

[00:55:49] one

[00:55:49] more

[00:55:50] then

[00:55:50] I've

[00:55:51] committed

[00:55:51] to

[00:56:51] say

[00:56:52] there's

[00:56:52] no

[00:56:52] voting

[00:56:53] in

[00:56:53] the

[00:56:53] country

[00:56:53] and

[00:56:54] you

[00:56:54] have

[00:56:54] your

[00:56:54] own

[00:56:55] inner

[00:56:55] council

[00:56:55] of

[00:56:55] people

[00:56:56] like

[00:56:56] you

[00:56:56] select

[00:56:56] 10

[00:56:57] people

[00:56:57] do

[00:56:57] you

[00:56:57] know

[00:56:57] or

[00:56:58] would

[00:56:58] you

[00:56:58] have

[00:56:58] voting

[00:56:58] for

[00:56:58] like

[00:56:59] a

[00:56:59] senate

[00:56:59] I

[00:57:00] have

[00:57:00] people

[00:57:00] working

[00:57:00] with me

[00:57:01] who

[00:57:21] if

[00:57:22] you

[00:57:22] say

[00:57:22] no

[00:57:22] democracy

[00:57:23] you're

[00:57:23] not

[00:57:23] allowed

[00:57:24] to

[00:57:24] vote

[00:57:24] on

[00:57:24] this

[00:57:24] I'll

[00:57:25] end

[00:57:25] it

[00:57:25] they're

[00:57:26] okay

[00:57:26] with

[00:57:26] that

[00:57:27] yeah

[00:57:27] and

[00:57:27] I

[00:57:27] kind

[00:57:28] of

[00:57:28] be

[00:57:28] like

[00:57:28] what

[00:57:28] are

[00:57:28] you

[00:57:28] voting

[00:57:29] for

[00:57:30] do you

[00:57:30] get

[00:57:30] what I mean

[00:57:31] you've got

[00:57:32] everything

[00:57:32] you want

[00:57:33] here

[00:57:33] and if

[00:57:34] you're

[00:57:34] unhappy

[00:57:34] about

[00:57:35] it

[00:57:35] I'd

[00:57:35] just

[00:57:35] go

[00:57:36] leave

[00:57:36] if

[00:57:37] you're

[00:57:37] making

[00:57:37] massive

[00:57:37] effort

[00:57:38] to

[00:57:38] make

[00:57:38] everything

[00:57:39] fair

[00:57:39] not

[00:57:40] total

[00:57:40] socialism

[00:57:41] but

[00:57:42] if

[00:57:42] you

[00:57:42] want

[00:57:42] to

[00:57:43] make

[00:57:43] more

[00:57:44] money

[00:57:44] you can

[00:57:44] work

[00:57:44] harder

[00:57:45] and

[00:57:45] make

[00:57:45] more

[00:57:45] money

[00:57:45] yeah

[00:57:46] if

[00:57:46] you

[00:57:46] want

[00:57:46] to

[00:57:46] do

[00:57:47] less

[00:57:47] that's

[00:57:47] totally

[00:57:48] okay

[00:57:48] as

[00:57:48] well

[00:57:48] your

[00:57:49] basics

[00:57:49] will

[00:57:49] be

[00:57:49] covered

[00:57:50] but

[00:57:50] don't

[00:57:50] moan

[00:57:51] that

[00:57:51] you

[00:57:51] don't

[00:57:51] have

[00:57:51] enough

[00:57:51] money

[00:57:51] do

[00:57:52] you

[00:57:52] get

[00:57:52] what

[00:57:52] I mean

[00:57:52] you're

[00:57:53] you're

[00:57:53] just

[00:57:53] creating

[00:57:53] a

[00:57:54] baseline

[00:57:54] of

[00:57:55] I'm

[00:57:55] creating

[00:57:56] a

[00:57:56] fairness

[00:57:56] baseline

[00:57:57] where

[00:57:57] people

[00:57:57] are

[00:57:58] able

[00:57:58] to

[00:57:58] look

[00:57:58] after

[00:57:58] themselves

[00:57:59] and

[00:57:59] have

[00:57:59] a

[00:58:14] you're

[00:58:15] keeping

[00:58:15] it

[00:58:15] fair

[00:58:16] and

[00:58:16] if

[00:58:16] they

[00:58:16] want

[00:58:17] a

[00:58:17] voice

[00:58:18] in

[00:58:18] government

[00:58:19] they

[00:58:19] can

[00:58:19] fuck

[00:58:19] off

[00:58:19] is

[00:58:20] what

[00:58:20] you're

[00:58:20] suggesting

[00:58:21] yeah

[00:58:21] well

[00:58:21] I know

[00:58:21] I'd

[00:58:22] have

[00:58:23] local

[00:58:24] delegates

[00:58:24] looking

[00:58:25] after

[00:58:25] stuff

[00:58:25] right

[00:58:26] if

[00:58:27] there

[00:58:28] keeps

[00:58:28] being

[00:58:28] problems

[00:58:29] with

[00:58:29] certain

[00:58:29] areas

[00:58:30] I

[00:58:30] just

[00:58:44] she's

[00:58:45] incredible

[00:58:45] and

[00:58:46] she

[00:58:46] was

[00:58:46] in

[00:58:46] a

[00:58:46] bar

[00:58:47] and

[00:58:47] the

[00:58:47] bar

[00:58:48] man

[00:58:48] was

[00:58:48] just

[00:58:48] being

[00:58:48] a

[00:58:48] bit

[00:58:48] shitty

[00:58:49] towards

[00:58:49] you're

[00:58:49] getting

[00:58:52] paid

[00:58:52] to

[00:58:53] play

[00:58:53] a

[00:58:53] fiddle

[00:58:55] for

[00:58:57] 20

[00:58:57] years

[00:58:58] knows

[00:58:59] over

[00:58:59] a

[00:58:59] thousand

[00:59:00] songs

[00:59:00] in

[00:59:01] her

[00:59:01] brain

[00:59:02] and

[00:59:03] then

[00:59:04] she

[00:59:04] just

[00:59:04] went

[00:59:05] up

[00:59:05] to

[00:59:14] someone

[00:59:15] is

[00:59:15] like

[00:59:15] I

[00:59:15] get

[00:59:16] that

[00:59:16] with

[00:59:16] comedy

[00:59:16] they're

[00:59:16] like

[00:59:17] you're

[00:59:17] just

[00:59:17] telling

[00:59:17] a few

[00:59:18] jokes

[00:59:18] I go

[00:59:18] alright

[00:59:18] you do

[00:59:19] it

[00:59:19] then

[00:59:20] I

[00:59:21] will

[00:59:22] tell

[00:59:22] if

[00:59:22] anyone

[00:59:23] is

[00:59:23] listening

[00:59:23] who

[00:59:24] may

[00:59:24] have

[00:59:24] the

[00:59:25] same

[00:59:25] opinion

[00:59:26] when I

[00:59:27] was in

[00:59:27] college

[00:59:27] a friend

[00:59:28] of mine

[00:59:28] said

[00:59:28] I'm

[00:59:28] doing

[00:59:29] an

[00:59:29] independent

[00:59:29] film

[00:59:29] and I

[00:59:30] need

[00:59:30] actors

[00:59:30] and stuff

[00:59:31] and I

[00:59:32] said

[00:59:32] I've

[00:59:32] never

[00:59:32] acted

[00:59:32] before

[00:59:33] and

[00:59:35] in

[00:59:36] the

[00:59:36] scene

[00:59:37] so

[00:59:37] it was

[00:59:38] like

[00:59:38] I

[00:59:38] was

[00:59:38] the

[00:59:38] best

[00:59:39] friend

[00:59:39] character

[00:59:39] right

[00:59:40] and

[00:59:41] I

[00:59:42] read

[00:59:42] the

[00:59:42] script

[00:59:42] and

[00:59:43] I

[00:59:43] was

[00:59:43] like

[00:59:43] okay

[00:59:43] that's

[00:59:43] grand

[00:59:43] I'll

[00:59:44] do

[00:59:44] all

[00:59:44] that

[00:59:44] and

[00:59:45] there's

[00:59:46] a bit

[00:59:46] in it

[00:59:46] that says

[00:59:47] like

[00:59:48] Kevin

[00:59:48] is

[00:59:48] sitting

[00:59:49] in

[00:59:49] a

[00:59:49] pub

[00:59:49] and

[00:59:49] he

[00:59:49] sees

[00:59:49] open

[00:59:50] mic

[00:59:50] night

[00:59:51] and he

[00:59:52] goes

[00:59:52] does

[00:59:52] that

[00:59:52] the

[00:59:52] next

[00:59:52] scene

[00:59:53] then

[00:59:53] Kevin

[00:59:54] does

[00:59:54] it

[00:59:54] people

[00:59:54] boo

[00:59:55] him

[00:59:55] because

[00:59:55] his

[00:59:55] jokes

[00:59:55] are

[00:59:55] rubbish

[00:59:56] and

[00:59:56] next

[00:59:57] scene

[00:59:57] and

[00:59:58] the

[00:59:58] guy

[00:59:59] rang

[00:59:59] me

[00:59:59] and

[00:59:59] he

[00:59:59] said

[00:59:59] we're

[01:00:00] filming

[01:00:00] the

[01:00:01] stand

[01:00:01] up

[01:00:02] thing

[01:00:02] tomorrow

[01:00:02] night

[01:00:03] we have

[01:00:03] a pub

[01:00:03] there

[01:00:04] you'll

[01:00:04] do

[01:00:04] that

[01:00:05] and I

[01:00:05] said

[01:00:05] yeah

[01:00:05] fine

[01:00:05] no

[01:00:06] problem

[01:00:07] by the

[01:00:07] way

[01:00:07] in

[01:00:08] the

[01:00:08] script

[01:00:08] it

[01:00:08] just

[01:00:09] says

[01:00:09] Kevin

[01:00:09] tells

[01:00:09] bad

[01:00:10] jokes

[01:00:10] people

[01:00:10] laugh

[01:00:11] at

[01:00:11] him

[01:00:27] not

[01:00:28] a

[01:00:28] comedian

[01:00:29] not

[01:00:29] a

[01:00:30] comedian

[01:00:31] that's

[01:00:31] very

[01:00:32] hard

[01:00:32] work

[01:00:32] to

[01:00:33] suddenly

[01:00:33] come up

[01:00:33] with

[01:00:33] 10

[01:00:34] minutes

[01:00:34] of

[01:00:34] material

[01:00:35] and I

[01:00:35] imagine

[01:00:35] if I

[01:00:36] said

[01:00:36] that

[01:00:36] to

[01:00:36] you

[01:00:36] you're

[01:00:36] like

[01:00:37] oh

[01:00:37] good

[01:00:38] luck

[01:00:38] that

[01:00:39] was

[01:00:39] terrifying

[01:00:40] and I

[01:00:40] had

[01:00:40] an

[01:00:41] audience

[01:00:41] of

[01:00:42] people

[01:00:42] who knew

[01:00:43] this

[01:00:43] was

[01:00:43] like

[01:00:44] a

[01:00:44] scene

[01:00:45] they

[01:00:46] were

[01:00:47] in

[01:00:47] on

[01:00:47] the

[01:00:47] this

[01:00:48] isn't

[01:00:48] real

[01:00:48] and I

[01:00:49] was

[01:00:49] terrified

[01:00:51] absolutely

[01:00:51] as soon

[01:00:52] as I

[01:00:52] stood

[01:00:52] up

[01:00:52] there

[01:00:52] and

[01:00:53] they

[01:00:53] went

[01:00:53] action

[01:00:53] I

[01:00:58] that's

[01:00:59] the

[01:00:59] end

[01:00:59] of

[01:00:59] my

[01:00:59] comedy

[01:01:00] career

[01:01:01] anyone

[01:01:02] who

[01:01:02] says

[01:01:03] a few

[01:01:03] jokes

[01:01:04] that's

[01:01:05] not

[01:01:05] getting

[01:01:05] into

[01:01:05] the

[01:01:06] mechanics

[01:01:06] of

[01:01:06] actually

[01:01:07] doing

[01:01:08] everything

[01:01:09] is

[01:01:10] hard

[01:01:10] being

[01:01:10] a

[01:01:11] mechanic

[01:01:11] it's

[01:01:12] all

[01:01:12] skill

[01:01:12] and

[01:01:13] it's

[01:01:13] all

[01:01:27] in

[01:01:28] life

[01:01:28] or

[01:01:29] online

[01:01:29] it's

[01:01:29] because

[01:01:29] they're

[01:01:29] not

[01:01:30] happy

[01:01:30] with

[01:01:30] themselves

[01:01:31] that's

[01:01:31] 99%

[01:01:32] of

[01:01:32] the

[01:01:32] time

[01:01:33] if

[01:01:33] someone's

[01:01:33] being

[01:01:33] a

[01:01:33] real

[01:01:34] prick

[01:01:35] it's

[01:01:35] because

[01:01:36] they're

[01:01:36] just

[01:01:36] not

[01:01:36] happy

[01:01:37] and I'm

[01:01:37] always

[01:01:37] just

[01:01:57] human

[01:01:58] but

[01:01:58] I

[01:01:58] also

[01:01:59] just

[01:01:59] moved

[01:01:59] on

[01:01:59] with

[01:01:59] my

[01:02:00] life

[01:02:00] as

[01:02:00] well

[01:02:00] you

[01:02:01] can't

[01:02:01] stay

[01:02:02] on

[01:02:02] with

[01:02:03] things

[01:02:03] can't

[01:02:03] get

[01:02:04] on

[01:02:04] with

[01:02:04] things

[01:02:04] I

[01:02:27] that

[01:02:28] if

[01:02:31] they're

[01:02:31] not

[01:02:32] willing

[01:02:32] to

[01:02:32] make

[01:02:32] any

[01:02:32] effort

[01:02:33] and

[01:02:33] they're

[01:02:33] just

[01:02:34] like

[01:02:34] fuck

[01:02:34] you

[01:02:35] we'll

[01:02:36] just

[01:02:36] fuck

[01:02:36] off

[01:02:36] them

[01:02:38] if

[01:02:38] you're

[01:02:39] not

[01:02:39] willing

[01:02:39] to

[01:02:40] take

[01:02:40] any

[01:02:40] responsibility

[01:02:40] for

[01:02:41] this

[01:02:41] and you

[01:02:41] don't

[01:02:41] want

[01:02:41] to

[01:02:42] contribute

[01:02:43] even

[01:02:44] though

[01:02:44] you're

[01:02:44] living

[01:02:44] in

[01:02:45] arguably

[01:02:45] the best

[01:02:46] country

[01:02:46] in

[01:02:57] who

[01:02:58] is

[01:02:58] constantly

[01:02:58] complaining

[01:02:59] about

[01:02:59] anyone

[01:03:00] could

[01:03:00] be

[01:03:00] Denny

[01:03:01] O'Brien

[01:03:01] it's

[01:03:01] not

[01:03:02] hard

[01:03:02] to

[01:03:02] stand

[01:03:03] in

[01:03:03] Central

[01:03:04] American

[01:03:04] country

[01:03:05] and

[01:03:05] rule

[01:03:05] it

[01:03:06] would

[01:03:06] you

[01:03:06] at

[01:03:06] some

[01:03:06] point

[01:03:07] say

[01:03:07] you

[01:03:07] lead

[01:03:08] the

[01:03:08] country

[01:03:08] I

[01:03:27] have

[01:03:28] no

[01:03:28] clue

[01:03:28] I

[01:03:28] literally

[01:03:29] work

[01:03:29] 12

[01:03:30] hours

[01:03:30] a

[01:03:30] day

[01:03:30] I

[01:03:32] get

[01:03:33] up

[01:03:33] I

[01:03:34] did

[01:03:37] this

[01:03:37] podcast

[01:03:37] with

[01:03:38] you

[01:03:38] I'm

[01:03:38] doing

[01:03:38] workshops

[01:03:39] this

[01:03:39] afternoon

[01:03:39] I'm

[01:03:40] hosting

[01:03:40] my

[01:03:41] comedy

[01:03:41] club

[01:03:41] I'm

[01:03:42] to

[01:03:42] set

[01:03:42] up

[01:03:42] at

[01:03:42] 7

[01:03:42] I

[01:03:57] drive

[01:03:57] to

[01:03:58] wherever

[01:03:58] I'm

[01:03:58] gig

[01:03:58] drive

[01:03:59] all

[01:03:59] the

[01:03:59] way

[01:03:59] back

[01:04:00] or

[01:04:00] I'm

[01:04:00] flying

[01:04:01] somewhere

[01:04:01] flying

[01:04:01] all

[01:04:01] the

[01:04:01] way

[01:04:02] back

[01:04:02] that's

[01:04:03] how

[01:04:03] I'm

[01:04:03] putting

[01:04:03] up

[01:04:03] a

[01:04:03] video

[01:04:04] every

[01:04:04] day

[01:04:04] and

[01:04:04] content

[01:04:04] every

[01:04:05] day

[01:04:05] so

[01:04:05] when I hear

[01:04:06] people

[01:04:06] complaining

[01:04:07] it's

[01:04:07] the same

[01:04:07] with

[01:04:08] my

[01:04:08] country

[01:04:08] if

[01:04:09] they're

[01:04:09] like

[01:04:09] I'll

[01:04:10] give

[01:04:12] them

[01:04:13] a fiddle

[01:04:13] and I

[01:04:13] go

[01:04:13] here

[01:04:14] you

[01:04:14] do

[01:04:14] it

[01:04:14] then

[01:04:14] do

[01:04:15] you

[01:04:15] know

[01:04:15] what

[01:04:16] the

[01:04:16] thing

[01:04:17] with

[01:04:17] you

[01:04:18] working

[01:04:18] and doing

[01:04:19] that

[01:04:19] like

[01:04:19] with

[01:04:20] the

[01:04:20] hosting

[01:04:21] comedy

[01:04:21] crunch

[01:04:21] and

[01:04:22] the

[01:04:22] event

[01:04:22] management

[01:04:22] and

[01:04:23] stand up

[01:04:23] in general

[01:04:24] and all

[01:04:24] that

[01:04:24] like

[01:04:25] it's

[01:04:26] not

[01:04:26] no I

[01:04:27] could be

[01:04:27] wrong

[01:04:27] I'm

[01:04:27] kind of

[01:04:28] assuming

[01:04:28] I'm

[01:04:28] even

[01:04:29] going off

[01:04:29] of when

[01:04:29] I was

[01:04:30] doing

[01:04:30] like

[01:04:31] twitch

[01:04:31] for a

[01:04:32] while

[01:04:32] where

[01:04:34] because

[01:04:34] you're

[01:04:35] doing

[01:04:35] something

[01:04:35] that's

[01:04:35] quite

[01:04:36] social

[01:04:36] it's

[01:04:37] not

[01:04:37] even

[01:04:37] just

[01:04:38] oh

[01:04:38] I

[01:04:38] have

[01:04:38] to

[01:04:38] travel

[01:04:39] there

[01:04:39] or

[01:04:39] I

[01:04:39] have

[01:04:39] to

[01:04:40] organised

[01:04:40] this

[01:04:40] but

[01:04:41] your

[01:04:41] brain

[01:04:43] is

[01:04:43] constantly

[01:04:43] switched

[01:04:44] on

[01:04:44] you

[01:04:44] can't

[01:04:46] show

[01:04:46] up

[01:04:46] and

[01:04:46] go

[01:04:47] god

[01:04:48] I'm

[01:04:48] wrecked

[01:04:48] anyway

[01:04:49] this

[01:04:49] has

[01:04:50] to

[01:04:50] be

[01:04:51] the

[01:04:51] greatest

[01:04:51] show

[01:04:51] you'll

[01:04:52] ever

[01:04:52] see

[01:04:52] it

[01:05:10] cares

[01:05:10] if

[01:05:10] you're

[01:05:10] tired

[01:05:11] no

[01:05:11] no

[01:05:11] no

[01:05:12] no

[01:05:12] that's

[01:05:13] the way

[01:05:13] I look

[01:05:14] at life

[01:05:14] like

[01:05:14] or

[01:05:15] if

[01:05:15] you

[01:05:15] tell

[01:05:15] your

[01:05:15] teammates

[01:05:15] I

[01:05:16] didn't

[01:05:16] get

[01:05:16] a

[01:05:40] I

[01:05:40] probably

[01:05:40] give

[01:05:42] 72

[01:05:42] hours

[01:05:43] right

[01:05:43] 72

[01:05:44] hours

[01:05:44] I'm

[01:05:44] in

[01:05:44] control

[01:05:45] of

[01:05:45] this

[01:05:45] fucking

[01:05:45] country

[01:05:45] and

[01:05:46] I

[01:05:46] would

[01:05:46] let

[01:05:47] you

[01:05:47] know

[01:05:47] I'd

[01:05:47] set

[01:05:47] it

[01:06:10] we

[01:06:10] need

[01:06:10] to

[01:06:11] execute

[01:06:11] you

[01:06:12] we've

[01:06:12] got

[01:06:12] food

[01:06:13] production

[01:06:13] is low

[01:06:13] and such

[01:06:14] and such

[01:06:14] what are

[01:06:15] we going

[01:06:15] to do

[01:06:15] I don't

[01:06:16] know

[01:06:16] well you

[01:06:17] can't

[01:06:17] use

[01:06:17] that

[01:06:18] you've

[01:06:18] got

[01:06:18] no

[01:06:18] budget

[01:06:18] left

[01:06:19] I'm

[01:06:20] just

[01:06:21] going

[01:06:21] to

[01:06:21] give

[01:06:22] them

[01:06:24] a

[01:06:24] mansion

[01:06:25] on

[01:06:26] the

[01:06:26] island

[01:06:27] and

[01:06:27] deal

[01:06:28] with

[01:06:28] that

[01:06:28] that

[01:06:29] would

[01:06:29] take

[01:06:29] more

[01:06:29] three

[01:06:29] days

[01:06:30] to be

[01:06:30] processed

[01:06:30] so he

[01:06:31] doesn't

[01:06:31] have

[01:06:31] the

[01:06:31] option

[01:06:31] he

[01:06:31] needs

[01:06:32] to

[01:06:32] make

[01:06:32] a

[01:06:32] decision

[01:06:33] oh

[01:06:34] I

[01:06:41] yeah

[01:06:41] I don't

[01:06:41] think

[01:06:42] I'd

[01:06:42] give

[01:06:42] him

[01:06:42] if

[01:06:42] he's

[01:06:43] only

[01:06:43] covered

[01:06:44] for a

[01:06:44] couple

[01:06:45] of

[01:06:45] days

[01:06:45] I

[01:06:45] don't

[01:06:45] think

[01:06:45] I'd

[01:06:46] give

[01:06:46] him

[01:06:48] executioner

[01:06:48] rights

[01:06:48] he

[01:06:49] wouldn't

[01:06:49] be able

[01:06:50] to

[01:06:50] arrest

[01:06:50] you

[01:06:50] basically

[01:06:51] as well

[01:06:53] I'm

[01:06:53] there

[01:06:53] trying to

[01:06:54] make a

[01:06:54] point

[01:06:54] about

[01:06:54] work

[01:06:55] and Jim

[01:06:56] genocides

[01:06:56] the whole

[01:06:57] country

[01:06:57] the thing

[01:07:00] is Jim

[01:07:01] was the

[01:07:01] dad

[01:07:02] of that

[01:07:02] 18

[01:07:02] year old

[01:07:02] that

[01:07:03] you

[01:07:03] had

[01:07:10] okay

[01:07:10] I have

[01:07:11] a

[01:07:11] question

[01:07:11] there

[01:07:11] was

[01:07:12] Jim

[01:07:12] Jim

[01:07:13] did

[01:07:13] go away

[01:07:13] after

[01:07:14] that

[01:07:14] but

[01:07:14] he

[01:07:15] did

[01:07:15] attempt

[01:07:15] a

[01:07:16] coup

[01:07:16] yeah

[01:07:17] so

[01:07:18] he

[01:07:18] has

[01:07:40] they

[01:07:40] will

[01:07:41] eventually

[01:07:41] come

[01:07:42] good

[01:07:42] because

[01:07:42] I do

[01:07:43] believe

[01:07:44] that

[01:07:44] everyone

[01:07:44] has

[01:07:44] the

[01:07:44] capacity

[01:07:45] to

[01:07:45] change

[01:07:45] whether

[01:07:46] they

[01:07:46] want

[01:07:46] it

[01:07:46] or

[01:07:46] not

[01:07:47] so

[01:07:47] Jim

[01:07:47] wants

[01:07:48] to

[01:07:48] be

[01:07:48] a

[01:07:48] total

[01:07:48] prick

[01:07:48] Jim

[01:08:10] and

[01:08:10] I'll

[01:08:10] give

[01:08:10] you

[01:08:10] the

[01:08:10] option

[01:08:11] to

[01:08:11] be

[01:08:11] euthanized

[01:08:11] if

[01:08:11] you

[01:08:12] want

[01:08:12] to

[01:08:12] tap

[01:08:12] out

[01:08:13] Jesus

[01:08:13] okay

[01:08:14] so

[01:08:14] he

[01:08:14] has

[01:08:14] the

[01:08:14] option

[01:08:15] okay

[01:08:15] I'm

[01:08:15] going

[01:08:15] to

[01:08:40] would

[01:08:40] like

[01:08:40] him

[01:08:40] released

[01:08:41] from

[01:08:41] prison

[01:08:41] yeah

[01:08:42] why

[01:08:42] why

[01:08:43] why

[01:08:43] aren't

[01:08:43] you

[01:08:44] you

[01:08:44] know

[01:08:44] a lot

[01:08:45] of

[01:08:45] people

[01:08:45] I

[01:08:45] look

[01:08:46] I

[01:08:46] would

[01:08:47] actually

[01:08:47] go

[01:08:47] into

[01:08:47] Jim's

[01:08:48] world

[01:08:48] because

[01:08:49] I'd

[01:08:49] be

[01:08:49] like

[01:08:49] what's

[01:08:49] Jim

[01:09:10] manipulating

[01:09:10] people

[01:09:10] and

[01:09:11] if

[01:09:12] it's

[01:09:12] the

[01:09:12] latter

[01:09:12] Jim's

[01:09:13] going

[01:09:13] to

[01:09:13] jail

[01:09:14] Jim

[01:09:15] is

[01:09:15] a

[01:09:16] great

[01:09:16] lover

[01:09:16] he

[01:09:16] is

[01:09:16] a

[01:09:17] charming

[01:09:18] man

[01:09:18] yeah

[01:09:19] that's

[01:09:20] why

[01:09:20] people

[01:09:20] love him

[01:09:21] if

[01:09:21] Jim

[01:09:21] is

[01:09:21] sound

[01:09:21] and

[01:09:40] be

[01:09:40] treated

[01:09:40] so

[01:09:40] I

[01:09:40] put

[01:09:41] Jim

[01:09:41] into

[01:09:41] some

[01:09:41] kind

[01:09:42] of

[01:09:42] mental

[01:09:42] psychiatric

[01:09:43] care

[01:09:43] but

[01:09:43] Jim

[01:09:44] wasn't

[01:09:44] willing

[01:09:44] to

[01:09:44] do

[01:09:44] that

[01:09:45] then

[01:09:45] we

[01:09:45] probably

[01:09:45] have

[01:09:45] to

[01:09:45] disappear

[01:09:46] Jim

[01:09:47] disappear

[01:09:47] him

[01:09:47] as in

[01:09:48] he's

[01:09:49] well

[01:09:50] I'll

[01:09:50] just

[01:09:50] say

[01:09:50] listen

[01:09:51] Jim

[01:09:51] whatever

[01:09:51] your

[01:09:52] gripe is

[01:09:52] if this

[01:09:53] can't be

[01:09:53] resolved

[01:09:54] there's only

[01:09:55] one way

[01:09:55] to resolve

[01:09:55] it

[01:09:56] yeah

[01:09:57] I'm not

[01:09:58] going to

[01:09:58] have a

[01:09:58] scrap

[01:09:58] with

[01:09:59] Jim

[01:09:59] I'll

[01:09:59] just

[01:09:59] say

[01:09:59] listen

[01:10:00] the

[01:10:00] same

[01:10:00] as

[01:10:00] I

[01:10:00] said

[01:10:01] to

[01:10:01] Jim

[01:10:01] so

[01:10:02] I'll

[01:10:02] give

[01:10:02] you

[01:10:02] a

[01:10:03] lift

[01:10:03] to

[01:10:03] the

[01:10:03] airport

[01:10:03] pal

[01:10:05] in a

[01:10:05] fucking

[01:10:06] ambulance

[01:10:08] do you

[01:10:08] not

[01:10:09] think

[01:10:09] do you

[01:10:09] know

[01:10:09] some

[01:10:09] people

[01:10:10] say

[01:10:10] so

[01:10:12] you

[01:10:12] sent

[01:10:13] his

[01:10:13] son

[01:10:13] to

[01:10:13] North

[01:10:14] Korea

[01:10:14] no

[01:10:15] yeah

[01:10:15] but

[01:10:15] he'll

[01:10:16] learn

[01:10:16] a

[01:10:16] work

[01:10:16] ethic

[01:10:17] there

[01:10:17] no

[01:10:18] but

[01:10:18] do

[01:10:18] you

[01:10:19] do

[01:10:20] you

[01:10:20] go

[01:10:21] with

[01:10:21] do

[01:10:21] you

[01:10:21] go

[01:10:22] with

[01:10:22] the

[01:10:22] idea

[01:10:22] some

[01:10:22] people

[01:10:23] go

[01:10:23] with

[01:10:23] let's

[01:10:24] say

[01:10:24] there's

[01:10:25] two

[01:10:25] guys

[01:10:25] Danny

[01:10:26] and

[01:10:26] Kevin

[01:10:26] they

[01:10:26] have

[01:10:27] an

[01:10:27] argument

[01:10:27] you

[01:10:28] know

[01:10:28] what

[01:10:28] they

[01:10:28] need

[01:10:28] to

[01:10:28] do

[01:10:28] they

[01:10:30] need

[01:10:52] have

[01:10:53] a

[01:10:54] gym

[01:10:54] problem

[01:10:54] in

[01:10:55] my

[01:10:55] country

[01:10:55] so

[01:10:56] you

[01:10:56] don't

[01:10:56] have

[01:10:57] the

[01:10:57] aggressive

[01:10:57] this

[01:10:58] is

[01:10:58] a

[01:10:58] new

[01:10:58] problem

[01:10:59] James

[01:10:59] I

[01:10:59] tell

[01:11:22] you

[01:11:24] I

[01:11:24] know

[01:11:24] and

[01:11:24] I'll

[01:11:24] send

[01:11:25] them

[01:11:25] somewhere

[01:11:25] and

[01:11:25] go

[01:11:25] if

[01:11:25] you

[01:11:26] think

[01:11:26] this

[01:11:26] is

[01:11:26] shit

[01:11:27] Jim

[01:11:28] if

[01:11:28] you

[01:11:28] think

[01:11:28] this

[01:11:28] is

[01:11:29] shit

[01:11:29] I'd

[01:11:29] send

[01:11:29] him

[01:11:30] to

[01:11:30] Hull

[01:11:30] and

[01:11:30] I'd

[01:11:30] make

[01:11:30] him

[01:11:31] do

[01:11:31] junglers

[01:11:31] in

[01:11:32] Hull

[01:11:32] which

[01:11:32] is

[01:11:32] the

[01:11:32] roughest

[01:11:33] gig

[01:11:33] I've

[01:11:33] ever

[01:11:33] done

[01:11:54] Jim

[01:11:54] was

[01:11:55] sent

[01:11:55] to

[01:11:55] North

[01:11:56] Korea

[01:11:56] don't

[01:11:56] know

[01:11:56] what

[01:11:57] happened

[01:11:57] to

[01:11:57] that

[01:11:57] young

[01:11:57] man

[01:11:57] Jim

[01:11:58] is

[01:11:58] sent

[01:11:58] to

[01:11:59] junglers

[01:11:59] in

[01:11:59] Hull

[01:11:59] to

[01:12:00] perform

[01:12:00] and

[01:12:01] you

[01:12:01] were

[01:12:01] sitting

[01:12:02] pretty

[01:12:02] okay

[01:12:03] yeah

[01:12:03] and then

[01:12:04] if they

[01:12:05] get back

[01:12:05] in touch

[01:12:05] they want

[01:12:06] to come

[01:12:06] back

[01:12:06] but I'll

[01:12:07] say

[01:12:07] maybe

[01:12:08] you

[01:12:08] want

[01:12:08] to

[01:12:08] start

[01:12:08] your

[01:12:08] new

[01:12:08] lives

[01:12:09] elsewhere

[01:12:10] oh

[01:12:10] well

[01:12:11] the

[01:12:11] son

[01:12:11] we

[01:12:11] don't

[01:12:12] find

[01:12:12] out

[01:12:12] what

[01:12:12] happens

[01:12:12] the

[01:12:13] son

[01:12:13] unfortunately

[01:12:13] Jim

[01:12:14] does

[01:12:14] ring

[01:12:14] would

[01:12:14] you

[01:12:14] let

[01:12:15] everyone

[01:12:17] deserves

[01:12:17] a second

[01:12:18] chance

[01:12:18] unless

[01:12:18] you're

[01:12:19] an

[01:12:19] absolute

[01:12:19] wanker

[01:12:20] and there's

[01:12:20] no

[01:12:21] talking

[01:12:21] to

[01:12:21] you

[01:12:21] fuck

[01:12:22] off

[01:12:23] that's

[01:12:23] the end

[01:12:23] of it

[01:12:26] Jim

[01:12:26] Jim

[01:12:27] is a prick

[01:12:29] and sometimes

[01:12:30] in the world

[01:12:30] there is

[01:12:31] pricks

[01:12:31] and you

[01:12:31] know what

[01:12:32] it's better

[01:12:32] off that

[01:12:33] some people

[01:12:33] aren't around

[01:12:34] anymore

[01:12:34] I know a few

[01:12:38] pricks in my

[01:12:38] life who've

[01:12:39] died

[01:12:40] and the

[01:12:41] world's a

[01:12:41] better place

[01:12:42] with them

[01:12:42] gone

[01:12:42] and that's

[01:12:43] just

[01:12:43] unfortunately

[01:12:44] a fact

[01:12:44] the

[01:12:45] life

[01:12:45] I don't

[01:12:46] like the

[01:12:46] people

[01:12:46] who

[01:12:47] and I

[01:12:48] don't

[01:12:49] like people

[01:12:49] who are

[01:12:49] overly cynical

[01:12:50] right

[01:12:51] because

[01:12:51] fucking

[01:12:52] calm down

[01:12:53] you know

[01:12:53] who always

[01:12:53] take any

[01:12:54] story and

[01:12:54] go oh

[01:12:55] that's

[01:12:55] clearly

[01:12:55] fake

[01:12:56] or done

[01:12:56] for the

[01:12:56] news

[01:12:56] you're

[01:12:56] like just

[01:12:57] fucking

[01:12:57] enjoy it

[01:12:57] and I do

[01:12:59] prefer people

[01:13:00] who are more

[01:13:00] optimistic

[01:13:01] but I don't

[01:13:01] like the

[01:13:02] people who

[01:13:02] are like

[01:13:03] like

[01:13:03] everyone

[01:13:04] is

[01:13:04] lovely

[01:13:05] yeah

[01:13:06] that if

[01:13:07] you go

[01:13:07] oh that

[01:13:08] guy's a

[01:13:08] bit of a

[01:13:09] prick

[01:13:09] no come

[01:13:10] on he's

[01:13:10] not

[01:13:10] Hitler

[01:13:11] and you're

[01:13:11] like he

[01:13:11] didn't have

[01:13:12] to be

[01:13:12] Hitler

[01:13:12] he's a

[01:13:12] prick

[01:13:13] yeah

[01:13:13] like calm

[01:13:14] down

[01:13:14] Jim is an

[01:13:15] arsehole

[01:13:15] relax

[01:13:16] yeah I

[01:13:16] don't like

[01:13:17] those people

[01:13:17] I just

[01:13:18] give Jim

[01:13:19] a chance

[01:13:21] to turn

[01:13:21] his life

[01:13:21] around

[01:13:22] but there's

[01:13:23] a thing

[01:13:24] they do

[01:13:24] in Indonesia

[01:13:25] and

[01:13:26] it's

[01:13:27] extremely

[01:13:27] brutal

[01:13:27] that if

[01:13:29] you use

[01:13:29] drugs

[01:13:29] there

[01:13:29] and you've

[01:13:30] overdosed

[01:13:31] they put

[01:13:31] a

[01:13:32] they

[01:13:33] stopped

[01:13:34] doing it

[01:13:34] because it

[01:13:34] was against

[01:13:34] human rights

[01:13:35] and stuff

[01:13:35] but they

[01:13:35] would put

[01:13:36] like a tattoo

[01:13:38] dot behind

[01:13:39] your ear

[01:13:39] and basically

[01:13:40] three strikes

[01:13:41] in your

[01:13:41] out so if

[01:13:42] you get

[01:13:42] resuscitated

[01:13:42] from say

[01:13:43] heroin overdose

[01:13:44] they would

[01:13:44] put a dot

[01:13:45] then they

[01:13:45] would put

[01:13:45] a second

[01:13:46] dot but

[01:13:46] if you're

[01:13:47] found with

[01:13:47] two dots

[01:13:48] behind your

[01:13:48] ear you

[01:13:49] don't get

[01:13:49] resuscitated

[01:13:52] three strikes

[01:13:53] in your

[01:13:53] out very

[01:13:54] brutal

[01:13:54] very fair

[01:13:55] I would

[01:13:56] treat Jim

[01:13:56] like that

[01:13:57] I'd be

[01:13:57] like Jim

[01:13:58] I'll give

[01:13:58] you a couple

[01:13:58] of chances

[01:13:59] but if you're

[01:13:59] still going to

[01:14:00] be a total

[01:14:00] another prick

[01:14:01] you're not

[01:14:01] getting resuscitated

[01:14:02] you're getting

[01:14:02] deported

[01:14:04] you're not

[01:14:05] allowed back

[01:14:05] you just have

[01:14:06] to be a

[01:14:06] stand up

[01:14:06] comic

[01:14:07] somewhere

[01:14:07] else

[01:14:07] yeah

[01:14:08] well I'd

[01:14:08] send him

[01:14:09] off and

[01:14:09] I'd just

[01:14:09] let him

[01:14:10] go live

[01:14:10] somewhere

[01:14:11] else

[01:14:11] and see

[01:14:11] how you

[01:14:11] get on

[01:14:12] would you

[01:14:12] give him

[01:14:12] the money

[01:14:13] the grass

[01:14:13] isn't always

[01:14:14] greener

[01:14:14] do you know

[01:14:15] what I mean

[01:14:15] would you

[01:14:15] give him

[01:14:16] the money

[01:14:16] to start

[01:14:17] off

[01:14:17] I'd give

[01:14:18] him a fair

[01:14:18] so he

[01:14:19] wouldn't

[01:14:19] be destitute

[01:14:19] but he'd

[01:14:20] have to go

[01:14:20] and start

[01:14:20] working for

[01:14:21] himself

[01:14:22] maybe Jim

[01:14:23] would thrive

[01:14:24] that's what

[01:14:25] happened to

[01:14:25] loads of

[01:14:26] Irish people

[01:14:26] all over

[01:14:26] the world

[01:14:27] maybe that's

[01:14:28] to kick

[01:14:28] up the

[01:14:28] arse

[01:14:28] and maybe

[01:14:29] that

[01:14:29] would

[01:14:29] ultimately

[01:14:29] help

[01:14:30] Jim

[01:14:30] in the

[01:14:30] long run

[01:14:30] if

[01:14:31] so I'll

[01:14:32] go to

[01:14:32] the final

[01:14:32] question

[01:14:33] where it

[01:14:33] is

[01:14:35] you live

[01:14:36] you know

[01:14:36] running this

[01:14:37] country

[01:14:37] country goes

[01:14:37] well

[01:14:38] right

[01:14:38] at some

[01:14:39] point you

[01:14:40] have to think

[01:14:40] about an

[01:14:40] heir

[01:14:41] right

[01:14:41] who's

[01:14:41] going to

[01:14:42] take over

[01:14:43] now the

[01:14:44] only

[01:14:47] it

[01:14:47] can't

[01:14:48] be

[01:14:48] hypothetical

[01:14:48] so you

[01:14:49] can't

[01:14:49] say

[01:14:49] oh I'd

[01:14:50] name my

[01:14:52] great

[01:14:52] great

[01:14:52] grandson

[01:14:53] heir

[01:14:53] it

[01:14:54] has to

[01:14:54] be

[01:14:54] someone

[01:14:54] living

[01:14:55] now

[01:14:58] it

[01:15:18] non-sweating

[01:15:19] that whole

[01:15:19] monarchy

[01:15:20] makes me

[01:15:21] physically

[01:15:21] ill

[01:15:21] I hate

[01:15:22] everything

[01:15:22] about it

[01:15:22] it's like

[01:15:23] the class

[01:15:23] system

[01:15:23] in India

[01:15:25] I'm never

[01:15:25] about anything

[01:15:26] like that

[01:15:26] but I would

[01:15:27] either

[01:15:28] if I had

[01:15:28] someone

[01:15:28] working

[01:15:29] for me

[01:15:30] who was

[01:15:30] doing a

[01:15:30] class

[01:15:31] job

[01:15:31] and they

[01:15:31] had the

[01:15:31] same

[01:15:32] beliefs

[01:15:32] and ethos

[01:15:33] as me

[01:15:33] I would

[01:15:34] probably

[01:15:34] pass

[01:15:34] the power

[01:15:35] on to

[01:15:35] them

[01:15:36] she needs

[01:15:37] a great

[01:15:37] farmer

[01:15:37] yeah

[01:15:38] yeah

[01:15:38] but if

[01:15:40] someone's

[01:15:41] a real

[01:15:41] decent

[01:15:42] person

[01:15:42] and you

[01:15:42] know

[01:15:43] that they're

[01:15:43] going to

[01:15:44] do

[01:15:44] a good

[01:15:44] job

[01:15:44] if you

[01:15:45] had a

[01:15:45] kid

[01:15:46] and then

[01:15:47] hopefully

[01:15:48] I would

[01:15:48] raise

[01:15:48] the kid

[01:15:49] to be

[01:15:50] a sound

[01:15:51] person

[01:15:52] who actually

[01:15:52] believes in

[01:15:53] the same

[01:15:53] morals as

[01:15:54] me

[01:15:54] if they turn

[01:15:54] out to be

[01:15:55] a spoiled

[01:15:55] little prick

[01:15:55] absolutely

[01:15:56] not

[01:15:56] and when

[01:15:57] they

[01:15:59] if you

[01:15:59] are

[01:16:00] announcing

[01:16:00] one of

[01:16:01] your

[01:16:01] advisors

[01:16:01] as the

[01:16:02] heir

[01:16:02] are you

[01:16:03] just going

[01:16:03] to live

[01:16:03] on the

[01:16:04] island

[01:16:04] as well

[01:16:04] or are

[01:16:04] you like

[01:16:05] no I

[01:16:05] better

[01:16:05] leave

[01:16:05] yeah

[01:16:06] I think

[01:16:08] I'd

[01:16:08] live there

[01:16:08] and I'd

[01:16:09] probably

[01:16:09] have a few

[01:16:09] little

[01:16:09] islands

[01:16:10] to go

[01:16:15] have

[01:16:17] little

[01:16:18] I did

[01:16:19] not

[01:16:19] mention

[01:16:19] I just

[01:16:20] met in

[01:16:21] retirement

[01:16:21] sense

[01:16:22] if I had

[01:16:23] little

[01:16:24] countries

[01:16:25] outside

[01:16:25] of my

[01:16:25] own

[01:16:25] country

[01:16:26] that were

[01:16:26] part of

[01:16:26] me

[01:16:26] you know

[01:16:27] like

[01:16:27] Akel Island

[01:16:28] or anything

[01:16:28] like that

[01:16:29] or Inish

[01:16:29] Moor

[01:16:29] oh

[01:16:30] okay

[01:16:30] yes

[01:16:31] yes

[01:16:32] I'd be

[01:16:32] probably

[01:16:33] out there

[01:16:33] somewhere

[01:16:33] and then

[01:16:34] I'd tip

[01:16:34] back to

[01:16:34] the mainland

[01:16:35] to make

[01:16:35] sure

[01:16:35] everyone's

[01:16:36] all right

[01:16:36] yeah

[01:16:36] you have

[01:16:37] your own

[01:16:37] little

[01:16:38] not exactly

[01:16:39] but your

[01:16:39] own little

[01:16:39] kingdom

[01:16:40] away from

[01:16:40] your own

[01:16:41] little place

[01:16:42] sometimes it's

[01:16:43] good to just

[01:16:43] get away

[01:16:43] from people

[01:16:44] yeah

[01:16:44] yeah

[01:16:44] I get

[01:16:45] that

[01:16:47] gone

[01:16:47] or

[01:16:48] which

[01:16:48] you

[01:16:48] gone

[01:16:48] from

[01:16:49] Daniland

[01:16:49] and it's

[01:16:50] handy

[01:16:50] because I

[01:16:51] didn't need

[01:16:51] to call

[01:16:51] you an

[01:16:51] official

[01:16:51] title

[01:16:52] Danny

[01:16:52] thank you

[01:16:53] for

[01:16:54] roasting

[01:16:54] Ireland

[01:16:55] and

[01:16:58] listen

[01:17:00] I find

[01:17:01] it

[01:17:01] therapeutic

[01:17:01] Ireland

[01:17:02] needs a bit

[01:17:02] of roasting

[01:17:03] like it's

[01:17:04] you know

[01:17:04] we need

[01:17:05] a bit

[01:17:05] of proactive

[01:17:05] change

[01:17:06] in our

[01:17:06] little

[01:17:07] island

[01:17:07] as you said

[01:17:08] you can be

[01:17:09] very proud

[01:17:09] of your

[01:17:10] country

[01:17:10] but like

[01:17:10] you don't

[01:17:11] have to do

[01:17:11] it kind

[01:17:12] of the way

[01:17:12] the Americans

[01:17:12] do it

[01:17:13] where

[01:17:13] we're the

[01:17:14] best at

[01:17:14] everything

[01:17:15] and the

[01:17:15] world

[01:17:15] no

[01:17:16] you're like

[01:17:16] no

[01:17:16] we like

[01:17:17] Ireland

[01:17:17] that's why

[01:17:17] we wanted

[01:17:18] to be

[01:17:18] better

[01:17:19] exactly

[01:17:19] acknowledge

[01:17:20] the flaws

[01:17:21] but also

[01:17:21] go what

[01:17:22] can we do

[01:17:22] to make

[01:17:23] this a better

[01:17:23] place for

[01:17:24] everyone

[01:17:24] instead of

[01:17:25] going oh

[01:17:25] sure there's

[01:17:25] no point

[01:17:26] sure there's

[01:17:26] no point

[01:17:27] the government

[01:17:27] the government

[01:17:28] the government

[01:17:28] elect a different

[01:17:58] one

[01:17:59] it's called

[01:18:00] kill it

[01:18:00] that's going

[01:18:00] out next

[01:18:02] year

[01:18:03] that's going

[01:18:03] to start

[01:18:03] in January

[01:18:04] and I've

[01:18:05] got a few

[01:18:05] festivals

[01:18:06] and a few

[01:18:06] other bits

[01:18:07] and pieces

[01:18:07] between now

[01:18:08] and the end

[01:18:09] of the year

[01:18:09] I'm in

[01:18:09] Ballycotton

[01:18:10] in a couple

[01:18:10] of weeks

[01:18:10] and I've

[01:18:11] got a comedy

[01:18:11] festival

[01:18:12] next month

[01:18:13] I'm in

[01:18:13] Asia

[01:18:13] in November

[01:18:14] so I do

[01:18:15] loads of

[01:18:15] corporate

[01:18:15] stuff as well

[01:18:16] I do

[01:18:16] lots of

[01:18:17] workshops

[01:18:17] with young

[01:18:18] people

[01:18:18] I do

[01:18:18] lots of

[01:18:19] workshops

[01:18:20] for tech

[01:18:20] companies

[01:18:21] I do

[01:18:21] private

[01:18:22] Christmas

[01:18:22] party

[01:18:22] events

[01:18:23] and movie

[01:18:23] theme

[01:18:24] night

[01:18:24] hosted

[01:18:24] by comedians

[01:18:25] so I do tons of stuff

[01:18:26] so that's all on my website

[01:18:27] which is drumhill

[01:18:28] eventmanagement.com

[01:18:29] Awesome

[01:18:31] By the way

[01:18:32] I meant to ask this earlier

[01:18:33] do you know the way

[01:18:33] you went up Kilimanjaro?

[01:18:35] I did

[01:18:35] You came back down?

[01:18:37] I did

[01:18:37] Is it harder

[01:18:39] to come back down

[01:18:39] than go up?

[01:18:41] No

[01:18:41] it's definitely harder

[01:18:42] going up

[01:18:43] like once you come up

[01:18:45] you're on

[01:18:45] you know

[01:18:46] it's five days up

[01:18:46] two days down

[01:18:47] Oh

[01:18:48] because nobody

[01:18:48] like ever

[01:18:49] everyone always

[01:18:50] congratulates someone

[01:18:50] for going up

[01:18:51] like Kilimanjaro

[01:18:52] or Mount Everest

[01:18:53] but nobody goes

[01:18:53] fair play for coming down

[01:18:54] that must be

[01:18:55] Yeah a bit harder

[01:18:56] on the LDs

[01:18:57] coming down

[01:18:57] so you're like

[01:18:57] you're a bit banjacked

[01:18:58] so you just kind of

[01:18:59] take your time

[01:19:00] you know

[01:19:00] Yeah

[01:19:02] The ascent was definitely

[01:19:03] harder than the ascent

[01:19:04] Fair enough

[01:19:05] Yeah no

[01:19:05] because I don't

[01:19:06] I don't know

[01:19:06] if I've ever seen that

[01:19:08] maybe someone saying

[01:19:09] It's not hard

[01:19:10] like it's

[01:19:11] you know

[01:19:11] But you're also getting

[01:19:12] more air each time right?

[01:19:13] Yeah

[01:19:14] so the further you go down

[01:19:15] the more your oxygen goes up

[01:19:16] so it's good

[01:19:16] What's that like

[01:19:17] to feel better?

[01:19:18] You just feel great

[01:19:19] you can just

[01:19:19] you're not knackered

[01:19:20] when you run for a pee

[01:19:21] like

[01:19:21] Oh sweet

[01:19:22] I can't wait to

[01:19:24] I can't wait to

[01:19:24] experience that someday

[01:19:25] Yeah

[01:19:27] Okay

[01:19:27] Thanks everyone

[01:19:28] By the way

[01:19:29] would you have any

[01:19:30] last words of wisdom

[01:19:31] before you

[01:19:32] give over your

[01:19:34] rule of Daniland?

[01:19:35] What would be the last

[01:19:36] thing you'd say to people?

[01:19:37] I don't know

[01:19:38] I think I'd just

[01:19:38] give them a slow thumb

[01:19:39] and say it's been emotional

[01:19:40] A lot of Gen Xers

[01:19:42] are going to be

[01:19:43] Yeah

[01:19:43] Give them a slow thumb

[01:19:45] emoji like in Top Gun

[01:19:46] and then I'd just

[01:19:47] slowly walk into the sea

[01:19:48] like Point Break

[01:19:49] two references

[01:19:50] that are lost on both of them

[01:19:51] Completely lost on them

[01:19:52] Yeah that's good

[01:19:54] Okay

[01:19:54] Alright

[01:19:54] Thank you

[01:19:55] Bye everyone

[01:19:56] Cheers

[01:19:56] Bye

[01:19:56] Bye

[01:19:57] Bye

[01:19:57] Bye

[01:19:57] Bye

[01:19:57] Bye

[01:19:58] Bye