Adult Film Actress, Producer and CEO at Red MILF ProductionsRachel Steele takes over Tyrant In Training as Mistress Steele of Peace Island. A vegans paradise where an army of bodybuilders will take care of troublemakers
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00:00:00 --> 00:00:13 you Hello and welcome to the Tongertown Training
00:00:13 --> 00:00:15 Show. This is an improv comedy power fantasy
00:00:15 --> 00:00:18 podcast, which means every week I talk to a guest
00:00:18 --> 00:00:20 about how they would rule their own country.
00:00:20 --> 00:00:23 And my name is Kevin. I'm the host. And as always
00:00:23 --> 00:00:24 with the intros, I'm joined by my fiancee, Celine.
00:00:25 --> 00:00:27 Hello. Hello, Celine. I'm here. Thank you for
00:00:27 --> 00:00:29 joining me because I have a very cool episode
00:00:29 --> 00:00:33 today. Yeah. I am joined by the original Tabu
00:00:33 --> 00:00:38 Milf, adult film actor and producer and CEO of
00:00:38 --> 00:00:40 her own company, Rachel Steele. Very cool. All
00:00:40 --> 00:00:43 right. There is something interesting about Rachel.
00:00:43 --> 00:00:48 First of all, is a vegan who swears that... Not
00:00:48 --> 00:00:52 just a vegan who says curse words. She's cursing
00:00:52 --> 00:00:54 all the time. You don't normally get them together,
00:00:54 --> 00:00:56 you see? No, no, no. Very polite people. But
00:00:56 --> 00:01:01 Rachel's lovely. She swears by. I had this problem
00:01:01 --> 00:01:04 with her as well. I meant to ask her... A hypothetical
00:01:04 --> 00:01:06 question, if you ran your own country, how should
00:01:06 --> 00:01:08 people celebrate you on your birthday? Yeah.
00:01:08 --> 00:01:10 And I started off by going, when it's your birthday,
00:01:10 --> 00:01:13 then I stupidly paused and she answered politely
00:01:13 --> 00:01:16 saying, yeah, it's him. I was like, oh, thank
00:01:16 --> 00:01:19 you very much. So happy birthday, by the way,
00:01:19 --> 00:01:22 to Rachel. Yes. Happy birthday, Rachel. She started
00:01:22 --> 00:01:24 off, so if you go onto her website, you'll see
00:01:24 --> 00:01:26 like a bio, right, an about page, as you do.
00:01:26 --> 00:01:29 And her kind of career in a way started off when
00:01:29 --> 00:01:32 she was up by the pool and she took a photo like,
00:01:32 --> 00:01:36 wow, what's her name? Bo Derek is it? Okay. You'll
00:01:36 --> 00:01:38 know the picture, very famous picture, right?
00:01:38 --> 00:01:40 I want to say like a white t -shirt. Yes. I'm
00:01:40 --> 00:01:43 pretty sure that's it. But basically Rachel Steele,
00:01:43 --> 00:01:45 same thing happens, jumps out of the pool and
00:01:45 --> 00:01:48 then oh and takes a photo, right? Yeah. And I
00:01:48 --> 00:01:50 was wondering like, oh, how good is this photo?
00:01:50 --> 00:01:53 Apparently this is like, oh, she won a competition
00:01:53 --> 00:01:55 or something like that and off she went, right?
00:01:55 --> 00:01:57 Yeah. And it is actually on her website. The
00:01:57 --> 00:02:00 lighting is fantastic. Very good. I mean, I'm
00:02:00 --> 00:02:03 looking at a go on the camera work on that. Brilliant.
00:02:03 --> 00:02:05 And I'm always impressed by cameras. Good, good,
00:02:05 --> 00:02:07 good cameras. I wonder. No, surely it was a real,
00:02:07 --> 00:02:10 like it has to be a camera. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:02:10 --> 00:02:11 Yeah. Actually, one sec. Well, I'll show you
00:02:11 --> 00:02:13 the picture and we'll get this. OK, just see
00:02:13 --> 00:02:16 it. Yes. Look at the shadow on that fantastic
00:02:16 --> 00:02:19 light. Yeah. Fair play. Yeah. Well done. I wonder,
00:02:19 --> 00:02:22 like the shadow is just from her irons. I guess,
00:02:22 --> 00:02:25 is it? No, it has to be. It does show you sunlight
00:02:25 --> 00:02:28 is the best light. Yeah, absolutely. If there's
00:02:28 --> 00:02:31 anything I've learned from this podcast is, first
00:02:31 --> 00:02:33 of all, I didn't even know if I mentioned it,
00:02:33 --> 00:02:35 but I was so excited about the picture. Vegan
00:02:35 --> 00:02:38 chicken. Oh, yeah. Rachel swears by it. Yes.
00:02:38 --> 00:02:40 And you said you were going to try it. I think
00:02:40 --> 00:02:42 we should. I think we ought to. Yeah, because
00:02:42 --> 00:02:45 right now, as you know, I am really experimenting.
00:02:45 --> 00:02:47 Well, I'm trying to actually just bread chicken.
00:02:47 --> 00:02:51 I say I really fancy that up. Right. But yeah,
00:02:51 --> 00:02:53 I think we should go for vegan chicken. Try it.
00:02:53 --> 00:02:55 Yeah, absolutely. Because we're animal lovers.
00:02:56 --> 00:02:59 We are. Right. Yeah. But we're also meat eaters.
00:03:00 --> 00:03:02 Yes. Yeah. Which is a... And the big thing is
00:03:02 --> 00:03:06 chicken. I would if we can if we can get past
00:03:06 --> 00:03:09 chicken. And if Rachel's right about this. Yes.
00:03:09 --> 00:03:11 For me, at least. It's life changing. It's life
00:03:11 --> 00:03:14 changing. I think the rest of us I can I can
00:03:14 --> 00:03:15 learn to live it out. Yeah. Yeah. It's just when
00:03:15 --> 00:03:20 I see a chicken. I need to throw a rock or something.
00:03:20 --> 00:03:21 I need to throw something at it so I can eat
00:03:21 --> 00:03:27 it. But besides the point, yes, so here is some
00:03:27 --> 00:03:29 out of context quotes from not just Rachel Steele
00:03:29 --> 00:03:31 but Mistress Steele. I will point out that is
00:03:31 --> 00:03:34 what Mistress Steele wanted to be called on her
00:03:34 --> 00:03:38 island. On her island of peace island. Not enough
00:03:38 --> 00:03:41 people have said peace. Nobody cares. Exactly.
00:03:42 --> 00:03:43 Here's some out of context quotes though. Give
00:03:43 --> 00:03:51 them. I've already contacted them and they are
00:03:51 --> 00:03:55 going to escort him gently to the ferry. All
00:03:55 --> 00:03:57 these carpenters that live here, they can hand
00:03:57 --> 00:04:00 carve this throne and it'll give them business.
00:04:00 --> 00:04:02 Yeah, it won't cost us any overhead because we
00:04:02 --> 00:04:05 all work together as a team. Yeah, unless it's
00:04:05 --> 00:04:08 like in a BDSM scenario where everyone is on
00:04:08 --> 00:04:11 their knees. If, you know, if you weren't, then
00:04:11 --> 00:04:14 you you're basically putting your whole family
00:04:14 --> 00:04:17 at risk. So you agreed. Agreed. Yeah, I say that
00:04:17 --> 00:04:21 in work every day. And they won't put me off
00:04:21 --> 00:04:25 probation. But yes, so you can follow Rachel
00:04:25 --> 00:04:31 on Instagram, right? page and her own website
00:04:31 --> 00:04:33 and everything like that. And there's red milk
00:04:33 --> 00:04:36 productions. It's the videos she's making are
00:04:36 --> 00:04:39 films. So yeah, we can follow this Tyranton training
00:04:39 --> 00:04:42 show if you go onto the website, which is just
00:04:42 --> 00:04:45 Tyranton training. Yeah. And a redamped website.
00:04:45 --> 00:04:47 It is. Do you like it? I do. I really like it.
00:04:47 --> 00:04:50 I love the colours. Colours are a lot more regal.
00:04:50 --> 00:04:54 I think the royal red and... and the goldy goldiness
00:04:54 --> 00:04:56 yeah yeah everyone loves gold everyone loves
00:04:56 --> 00:04:59 gold can't get enough gold and you can also follow
00:04:59 --> 00:05:02 it on instagram blue sky trades tiktok and youtube
00:05:02 --> 00:05:04 at tyrington training yes yeah i told you i think
00:05:04 --> 00:05:07 i've said this before whereby google tyrington
00:05:07 --> 00:05:11 training yeah and there is some everything was
00:05:11 --> 00:05:14 podcast related kevin ryan that's yeah except
00:05:14 --> 00:05:16 the top result which was a reddit post by someone
00:05:17 --> 00:05:20 Saying my boyfriend is a real tyrant in training
00:05:20 --> 00:05:22 and I'm like who the hell thinks it like I really
00:05:22 --> 00:05:24 want to find that now don't like her and read
00:05:24 --> 00:05:27 why Her boyfriend was a tyrant right nothing
00:05:27 --> 00:05:30 to do a taking over a country. No, I have a question
00:05:30 --> 00:05:35 for you because on Rachel's Web page. She also
00:05:35 --> 00:05:36 talks about you know, she's she's dressed up
00:05:36 --> 00:05:40 as like Wonder Woman. Yeah, right And I'm wondering
00:05:40 --> 00:05:42 if you could pick a superhero for me to dress
00:05:42 --> 00:05:47 up as cool. All right, okay as a sexy version,
00:05:47 --> 00:05:48 who would, not even just me, just pick whoever
00:05:48 --> 00:05:52 you want. What superhero would you want? Oh,
00:05:52 --> 00:05:56 goodness. I don't know, like, I don't, yeah,
00:05:56 --> 00:05:58 this probably sounds bad as a person who kind
00:05:58 --> 00:06:00 of likes superhero stuff, but I'm like, I don't
00:06:00 --> 00:06:02 care much for their costumes, you know, none
00:06:02 --> 00:06:04 of them really stand out. Not Iron Man, because,
00:06:04 --> 00:06:07 you know, that's just a big irony suit. Sexy
00:06:07 --> 00:06:13 version. Yeah, I get killed. But it's. No. I
00:06:13 --> 00:06:16 mean, Superman's my favourite superhero at the
00:06:16 --> 00:06:18 moment, so... Yeah. Maybe just Superman. Wait,
00:06:18 --> 00:06:20 you just want David Conrad's rest to show up?
00:06:20 --> 00:06:23 Yeah. Okay, I'll try and get him. Okay. Uh, right,
00:06:23 --> 00:06:39 enjoy the show. Bye, enjoy! By the way, because
00:06:39 --> 00:06:42 you said in your response, Dash, you've... like
00:06:42 --> 00:06:45 two decades of experience in your industry. And
00:06:45 --> 00:06:49 also you have, you're like a pro dominatrix,
00:06:49 --> 00:06:53 right? That's correct. Did you mean like in,
00:06:53 --> 00:06:56 because I know your niche is like taboo stepmom
00:06:56 --> 00:06:59 stuff, right? But is the pro dominatrix stuff,
00:06:59 --> 00:07:03 is that like a separate thing altogether? Well,
00:07:05 --> 00:07:09 they kind of mingle together by default. Yeah.
00:07:09 --> 00:07:15 It's just basically my personality and what I
00:07:15 --> 00:07:19 really am drawn to and everything that I've been
00:07:19 --> 00:07:21 doing these last 20 years in the adult industry
00:07:21 --> 00:07:26 as a film producer and a performer. I've come
00:07:26 --> 00:07:30 to the realization just a year or so ago that
00:07:30 --> 00:07:34 I'm really interested and turned on and into
00:07:34 --> 00:07:40 the whole female domination, BDSM. dynamic. And
00:07:40 --> 00:07:43 for myself, I'm like, wow, I can really relate
00:07:43 --> 00:07:46 to that. Yeah, I can play the stepmom so many
00:07:46 --> 00:07:50 times. But in my real life, like what really
00:07:50 --> 00:07:55 gets me going is, you know, femdom, female domination.
00:07:56 --> 00:07:59 Yeah, so I decided to look more into it. And
00:07:59 --> 00:08:01 I found out that there's actually school, an
00:08:01 --> 00:08:04 academy in Los Angeles. So I signed up for that
00:08:04 --> 00:08:07 academy and I'm currently Enrolled in there and
00:08:07 --> 00:08:10 learning all about the psychology behind people
00:08:10 --> 00:08:15 kinks Behind their kinks their pleasures their
00:08:15 --> 00:08:18 desires and their fantasies. What makes people
00:08:18 --> 00:08:20 tick? Why do you feel drawn to this? Why are
00:08:20 --> 00:08:23 you turned on by that and that it's not a mental
00:08:23 --> 00:08:27 illness? It's not a sickness Yeah, as long as
00:08:27 --> 00:08:30 there's no harm being done to anyone or anything
00:08:30 --> 00:08:33 innocent. There's, you know, this is not what
00:08:33 --> 00:08:36 our society and our cultures and our places tell
00:08:36 --> 00:08:39 us, you know, oh, that guy's sick. She's a weirdo.
00:08:39 --> 00:08:41 You know, they're into this. That's, that's disgusting.
00:08:42 --> 00:08:46 It's like, no, it's not. Do you know, I, I would
00:08:46 --> 00:08:49 imagine with something like that, like I was
00:08:49 --> 00:08:51 going to say ironically, but I suppose ironically
00:08:51 --> 00:08:54 for what people think something like that. There
00:08:54 --> 00:08:56 is that like consent is actually like a major,
00:08:57 --> 00:08:59 like everything is consensual. Like obviously
00:08:59 --> 00:09:02 it should be. But yeah, yeah. And that's one
00:09:02 --> 00:09:06 thing about the whole kink community. Yeah. And
00:09:06 --> 00:09:08 I'm not going to speak for everyone because there's
00:09:08 --> 00:09:11 always bad apples. Yeah. Wherever you go and
00:09:11 --> 00:09:13 whatever community you're in, it could be a gardening
00:09:13 --> 00:09:15 community and you're going to have a bad apple
00:09:15 --> 00:09:17 in that gardening. So, you know, they're always
00:09:17 --> 00:09:20 somebody that's not doing things the way they
00:09:20 --> 00:09:21 should. And they're usually the ones that get
00:09:21 --> 00:09:23 the news and the attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:23 --> 00:09:27 Look bad for everybody. So yeah, consent is huge.
00:09:28 --> 00:09:31 And before you do a session with somebody like
00:09:31 --> 00:09:34 if I was going to do a session with you, you
00:09:34 --> 00:09:36 would literally have to fill out two or three
00:09:36 --> 00:09:42 pages of forms for me saying kinks, fantasies,
00:09:43 --> 00:09:46 fetishes. You need to list everything, clothing,
00:09:47 --> 00:09:54 language, verbiage, tone, so that I have an idea.
00:09:54 --> 00:09:59 Yeah, it's like being a designer of a home or
00:09:59 --> 00:10:01 something. It's like I walk into your home, it's
00:10:01 --> 00:10:04 empty. You can't just say, fill it up with furniture
00:10:04 --> 00:10:08 and art and do the lighting. Well, what color
00:10:08 --> 00:10:10 palettes do you like? What furniture style do
00:10:10 --> 00:10:13 you like? What kind of art do you like? I have
00:10:13 --> 00:10:15 to know all of this so that I can put together
00:10:15 --> 00:10:19 the proper scene. And then when and then we find
00:10:19 --> 00:10:21 out all the consent and all the boundaries. What
00:10:21 --> 00:10:24 what do you like to be done to you physically?
00:10:25 --> 00:10:27 Do you how do you want to be touched? How do
00:10:27 --> 00:10:29 you want to be handled? How do you want to be
00:10:29 --> 00:10:32 spoken to? All of that is necessary to build
00:10:32 --> 00:10:35 the proper scene. So it's really interesting.
00:10:35 --> 00:10:37 It's so much more interesting than just opening
00:10:37 --> 00:10:41 the door and, oh, the plumber is here to fix
00:10:41 --> 00:10:46 my packs. You know, bang, bang, bang, and cut.
00:10:47 --> 00:10:51 You know, like, let's use a little more of this,
00:10:51 --> 00:10:54 the brain. to create, because that's one thing
00:10:54 --> 00:10:57 I love is fucking people's minds. That's like
00:10:57 --> 00:11:00 become my new. That's your that's your thing.
00:11:01 --> 00:11:04 Ah, well, I will let you know now if that if
00:11:04 --> 00:11:06 that was ever a thing where I shut up the door
00:11:06 --> 00:11:07 going, right, I'm here for a session. First of
00:11:07 --> 00:11:10 all, I'm going, ah, Jesus, Rachel, two or three
00:11:10 --> 00:11:14 pages. I can't read this. It was fine. And also
00:11:14 --> 00:11:16 I'm a deeply unserious person. So I'd be laughing
00:11:16 --> 00:11:22 my ass off. You'd get tired of me. Okay. I have
00:11:22 --> 00:11:23 a question though, which may actually play into
00:11:23 --> 00:11:26 this. How are you with compliments? I'm fine
00:11:26 --> 00:11:29 with compliments. Like you must, I mean, you
00:11:29 --> 00:11:32 must get a lot. That's a bit like. I get, I get
00:11:32 --> 00:11:35 lots of lovely compliments and I love it. Does
00:11:35 --> 00:11:40 it ever cause you, again, I imagine like. Especially
00:11:40 --> 00:11:43 comments online, people aren't creative with
00:11:43 --> 00:11:45 them. Do you ever get tired of the whole like,
00:11:45 --> 00:11:47 my God, you're so hot that you're like, yeah,
00:11:47 --> 00:11:54 I fucking know. No, I don't get tired. I appreciate
00:11:54 --> 00:11:58 fans and followers and anybody supporting my
00:11:58 --> 00:12:00 business in any way. So and that's all part of
00:12:00 --> 00:12:04 it. So. You know, I would say the thing that
00:12:04 --> 00:12:07 I don't care for is when people are rude and
00:12:07 --> 00:12:11 nasty and I would block you as fast as you can
00:12:11 --> 00:12:13 blink, you're gone. I block, block. I don't even
00:12:13 --> 00:12:16 reply. I don't, I don't, you know, buy into that
00:12:16 --> 00:12:18 if it's - Oh, blocked often and early, yeah.
00:12:19 --> 00:12:21 Yeah, it's almost like sexual, it's like verbal
00:12:21 --> 00:12:24 assault. People will say really nasty things
00:12:24 --> 00:12:27 and I just, I block them, right? Right away.
00:12:27 --> 00:12:29 Like, that's it, you're gone. Yeah, I think that's
00:12:29 --> 00:12:34 the healthy way to do it. But I also should ask
00:12:34 --> 00:12:36 as well, do you, how are you with giving compliments?
00:12:37 --> 00:12:39 Are you, are you a complimentary person? Definitely.
00:12:40 --> 00:12:43 Yeah. Okay. So for this podcast, when you are
00:12:43 --> 00:12:45 the ruler in whatever country you want to be
00:12:45 --> 00:12:48 ruling us, do you want me to be a sick, authentic
00:12:48 --> 00:12:50 follower as well as an advisor? Like, do you
00:12:50 --> 00:12:52 want me to be showing you it? Oh, you're the
00:12:52 --> 00:12:54 best president or queen or whatever you want
00:12:54 --> 00:12:56 to be. Or do you want me to relax and not be
00:12:56 --> 00:13:00 so Adoring. You just do you. Okay, yeah, no,
00:13:00 --> 00:13:04 whatever you want. Whatever comes. Okay, so we'll
00:13:04 --> 00:13:06 set up your island, right? How would you like
00:13:06 --> 00:13:09 your official title to be? Like what should people
00:13:09 --> 00:13:13 call you? Royalty? Would you like to be Queen
00:13:13 --> 00:13:17 Steel? Not really. I would just like to be Rachel.
00:13:18 --> 00:13:19 You don't want anything. You don't want presidents.
00:13:19 --> 00:13:22 I'm a very humble person. Yeah, unless it's like
00:13:22 --> 00:13:25 in a BDSM scenario where everyone is on their
00:13:25 --> 00:13:29 knees. You can have that. I will play out that
00:13:29 --> 00:13:33 scenario. I'll do my best. Gosh, I don't know.
00:13:33 --> 00:13:35 I've never really thought about all of this.
00:13:36 --> 00:13:39 I will. I'll be honest. There is a good chance
00:13:39 --> 00:13:41 this won't come to fruition. This won't happen
00:13:41 --> 00:13:44 in real life. I can promise you I'll get you
00:13:44 --> 00:13:47 an island, but we can pretend. Yeah. This is
00:13:47 --> 00:13:52 my fantasy. You can be Mr. Steel. You want everyone
00:13:52 --> 00:13:56 on your island to call you Mr. Steel. Sure. Absolutely.
00:13:56 --> 00:13:58 I will call you Mr. Steel for the next hour.
00:13:59 --> 00:14:03 And then I'll go into bed and watch TV with my
00:14:03 --> 00:14:09 fiance. So. OK, Mr. Steel, we're going to make
00:14:09 --> 00:14:11 you an island, right? So I'm going to give you
00:14:11 --> 00:14:13 a map of the world. We can find out where you
00:14:13 --> 00:14:15 want to put your island. How is your geography?
00:14:16 --> 00:14:19 Not that great. Thankfully, I have a map here
00:14:19 --> 00:14:22 made for you. Can you see that map? Yes, I can
00:14:22 --> 00:14:26 see it. I can move it around. I have little dots
00:14:26 --> 00:14:28 there for some people who've already set up islands.
00:14:29 --> 00:14:30 This is just a question of what sort of weather
00:14:30 --> 00:14:34 you want, really. You know? I don't like hot
00:14:34 --> 00:14:38 tropical. I like seasons. Oh, fair enough. I'm
00:14:38 --> 00:14:41 originally from the Northeast, so I like seasons.
00:14:41 --> 00:14:44 I like winter, spring, summer, fall. Maybe an
00:14:44 --> 00:14:47 island off the coast of Maine or something. That's
00:14:47 --> 00:14:50 where I'm from. Where in Arts is Maine? Maine
00:14:50 --> 00:14:52 is somewhere here, isn't it? By Boston. Oh, it's
00:14:52 --> 00:14:53 up. Oh, God, it's right up. I didn't realize
00:14:53 --> 00:14:57 it was so close to, like, Montreal. Oh, OK. Do
00:14:57 --> 00:14:59 you want it somewhere around here, then, if you
00:14:59 --> 00:15:02 can see, like, or in by Nova Scotia, whatever?
00:15:02 --> 00:15:05 Sure, Nova Scotia's great. So do you want it
00:15:05 --> 00:15:07 in, say, in here? And by the way, this island
00:15:07 --> 00:15:08 is going to be plenty big. You don't have to
00:15:08 --> 00:15:10 worry about room rent, right? Yep, that looks
00:15:10 --> 00:15:14 good. OK, so. Mr. Steele has her island. Do you
00:15:14 --> 00:15:17 want to tell me, have you any idea what you would
00:15:17 --> 00:15:23 name your island for people to live on? Let me
00:15:23 --> 00:15:28 think. I guess Peace Island. Oh, all right. So
00:15:28 --> 00:15:32 you're going P. Oh, wait. P -E -A -C -E. Yes.
00:15:32 --> 00:15:36 Okay. Peace Island. I mean, so you don't, I presume
00:15:36 --> 00:15:37 you don't want an army or military at any way,
00:15:38 --> 00:15:40 right? Yes, peaceful island. But there might
00:15:40 --> 00:15:43 be some military there to keep the peace. Right.
00:15:44 --> 00:15:47 Yeah. We have them out in the street everywhere.
00:15:47 --> 00:15:52 But OK, Mr. Steele with Peace Island. Yeah. All
00:15:52 --> 00:15:56 right. What I have to ask is, do you want 10
00:15:56 --> 00:15:58 million people to be the amount of citizens on
00:15:58 --> 00:16:01 your island or do you want less or more? Doesn't
00:16:01 --> 00:16:04 matter. 10 million is fine. I'll be honest. When
00:16:04 --> 00:16:07 I started. That wasn't really a question. I just
00:16:07 --> 00:16:08 say 10 million, 10 million people live in your
00:16:08 --> 00:16:10 island. And if we go and they're about 40 episodes
00:16:10 --> 00:16:13 in, I said it to I forget who. And they went,
00:16:13 --> 00:16:16 no, that's too many and made it a massive deal.
00:16:16 --> 00:16:18 And for the next, like, 40 guests, they'd always
00:16:18 --> 00:16:21 go, oh, 10 million is too much. No, no, no. As
00:16:21 --> 00:16:24 if, like, it made a difference to them in any
00:16:24 --> 00:16:26 way. But so that's why I always ask it in case
00:16:26 --> 00:16:29 someone gets offended. OK, so you have peace
00:16:29 --> 00:16:32 island. I have to ask, where would you I mean,
00:16:32 --> 00:16:33 you can live anywhere on the island. What sort
00:16:33 --> 00:16:37 of house do you want? Um, I would like a Victorian,
00:16:37 --> 00:16:41 um, mansion. A proper mansion. Like, do you,
00:16:42 --> 00:16:44 I looked at a house, there's a, I don't know
00:16:44 --> 00:16:45 if you've ever seen, there's a website called
00:16:45 --> 00:16:48 the James edition, right? Uh huh. It's a fancy,
00:16:49 --> 00:16:51 if you're, if you're super rich, that's where
00:16:51 --> 00:16:54 you're buying, you know, some things. Um, and
00:16:54 --> 00:16:56 I looked for the most expensive house in America.
00:16:56 --> 00:16:59 on that website and it was a house outside Vermont.
00:16:59 --> 00:17:03 It was 250 million and it had 18 beds and 24
00:17:03 --> 00:17:06 bathrooms. Do you want that amount or is that
00:17:06 --> 00:17:09 too many? Well, I guess if there's a lot of people
00:17:09 --> 00:17:12 on the island, I'll have people coming and going.
00:17:12 --> 00:17:14 So, yeah, that's fine. Sure. Really? God, I'd
00:17:14 --> 00:17:16 be like, that's a bit too much. I don't know.
00:17:16 --> 00:17:21 I don't like that many people. Come on. OK, so
00:17:21 --> 00:17:23 I'm going to build you a Victorian, an old style
00:17:23 --> 00:17:25 Victorian house, but you'll have Wi -Fi. It'll
00:17:25 --> 00:17:27 be nice, right? You will get everything. Oh,
00:17:27 --> 00:17:30 yeah. Do you want any luxury inside in it that,
00:17:30 --> 00:17:32 you know, you're the you're the Mr. Steel of
00:17:32 --> 00:17:35 the island, something something big? Yeah, we
00:17:35 --> 00:17:37 just decor the whole decor would be all mid -century
00:17:37 --> 00:17:42 modern and modern fixtures and lighting. But
00:17:42 --> 00:17:46 the old Victorian on the outside. Right. The
00:17:46 --> 00:17:48 big the grounds and everything is all lovely.
00:17:48 --> 00:17:51 And are are are people allowed to visit you?
00:17:51 --> 00:17:54 Like, the common folk. No, the common folk. Yep.
00:17:55 --> 00:17:58 Oh, they just knock on your door and... Yes.
00:17:58 --> 00:18:01 Ah, okay. Are you sure about that? I'll be honest,
00:18:02 --> 00:18:03 10 million people, they could be all just your
00:18:03 --> 00:18:07 friends. They could just be knocking on your
00:18:07 --> 00:18:12 door a lot. I'm trying to change the world, so
00:18:12 --> 00:18:14 then I have to be working with everybody. We
00:18:14 --> 00:18:17 all have to work together to do that. So you're
00:18:17 --> 00:18:19 committed to an open door policy. Well, not open
00:18:19 --> 00:18:21 door, front door. But yeah, OK. You don't want
00:18:21 --> 00:18:22 any you don't want any guards around tonight
00:18:22 --> 00:18:26 at your house. No, I don't need it. I love the
00:18:26 --> 00:18:30 conference. OK, so this is just one or two questions
00:18:30 --> 00:18:32 to like set up your island. Right. So the last
00:18:32 --> 00:18:38 question is, do you allow your citizens of Peace
00:18:38 --> 00:18:41 Island to elect like 100 senators to a Senate?
00:18:41 --> 00:18:45 Right. And. You will have ultimate say but they
00:18:45 --> 00:18:47 do the boring admin kind of government jobs,
00:18:47 --> 00:18:50 right? Or would you tell your citizens? There's
00:18:50 --> 00:18:53 no voting and you just pick ten people yourself
00:18:53 --> 00:18:56 to run the island Would you basically would you
00:18:56 --> 00:18:59 allow voting or not? Um, we wouldn't need voting.
00:19:00 --> 00:19:03 We wouldn't need any kind of hierarchy We're
00:19:03 --> 00:19:10 all just gonna live life without Harming anything
00:19:10 --> 00:19:14 or anyone So they'll just follow your word and
00:19:14 --> 00:19:17 just not be hurting you. Perfect. OK. By the
00:19:17 --> 00:19:19 way, what if they don't follow your word? Like,
00:19:19 --> 00:19:21 what if they don't call you Mr. Steel? What if
00:19:21 --> 00:19:26 they call you, like, Rach Rach? Well, I don't
00:19:26 --> 00:19:32 really want to be like a, you know, a ruling
00:19:32 --> 00:19:34 tyrant. That's like the opposite of everything
00:19:34 --> 00:19:38 that I, who I am. So I would want to be, you
00:19:38 --> 00:19:42 know, everyone is on the same. There's no higher
00:19:42 --> 00:19:45 ups, there's no royalty. Oh, so you're like,
00:19:45 --> 00:19:48 we're all in it together. Yeah, we're all the
00:19:48 --> 00:19:50 same. Can I make a note, and I'm not qualified
00:19:50 --> 00:19:52 to do it, but you might be too pleasant and nice
00:19:52 --> 00:19:56 to be a dominatrix. Oh, no, that's not correct.
00:19:57 --> 00:20:01 OK, OK, just... That's different than owning
00:20:01 --> 00:20:03 an island with 10 million people living there.
00:20:03 --> 00:20:06 That's true. OK, you don't want that energy.
00:20:07 --> 00:20:11 OK, as Mr. Steel. Do you have any like official
00:20:11 --> 00:20:15 attire? What do you want to wear officially,
00:20:15 --> 00:20:16 you know, to big events and stuff like that?
00:20:18 --> 00:20:23 Probably I would wear long dresses that have
00:20:23 --> 00:20:29 like a corset style waist. Yes. You don't want
00:20:29 --> 00:20:32 a crown or scepter or anything like that? Maybe
00:20:32 --> 00:20:34 I would have some sort of a headpiece, but I
00:20:34 --> 00:20:36 don't know if it would be like a crown. It would
00:20:36 --> 00:20:38 be something. Nothing too garish, nothing too...
00:20:38 --> 00:20:42 A little less, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Is tiara too
00:20:42 --> 00:20:45 much? Maybe it would be something made out of
00:20:45 --> 00:20:49 like natural organic materials. Oh, okay. God,
00:20:49 --> 00:20:54 you have a like elven queen vibe going. Yeah.
00:20:54 --> 00:20:58 Fair enough. All right. So with Peace Island,
00:20:59 --> 00:21:02 what unusual list? Would your country be top
00:21:02 --> 00:21:04 of in the world? Like it'll have the best health
00:21:04 --> 00:21:06 care and medicine and education. But what unusual
00:21:06 --> 00:21:09 list, if I Google it, would it be the best? It's
00:21:09 --> 00:21:12 a vegan island. It's the most vegan island in
00:21:12 --> 00:21:17 the world. It is fully vegan. We don't we don't
00:21:17 --> 00:21:20 do any kind of animal agriculture or fishing.
00:21:21 --> 00:21:24 We don't kill anything or anyone of any species.
00:21:25 --> 00:21:28 And we are the healthiest and we're all centurions
00:21:28 --> 00:21:32 because we're not eating. animals and we're not
00:21:32 --> 00:21:38 eating chemicals and hormones and antibiotics
00:21:38 --> 00:21:42 and our whole food system is so jacked that we're
00:21:42 --> 00:21:45 just be this nice clean island that just lives
00:21:45 --> 00:21:49 off the land and eats everything that that you
00:21:49 --> 00:21:52 eat you've grown or is coming from the the land
00:21:52 --> 00:21:58 okay It promotes health, wellness. It promotes
00:21:58 --> 00:22:02 the island to rewild itself. It's not being deforested
00:22:02 --> 00:22:07 to grow animals. So we're not cutting down rainforests
00:22:07 --> 00:22:12 so that we can eat steak. We are growing rainforests.
00:22:12 --> 00:22:16 They are the lungs of the planet. Would Maine
00:22:16 --> 00:22:19 have a lot of forests? I know nothing about Maine.
00:22:19 --> 00:22:26 Yes, Maine is very forested. You mentioned you're
00:22:26 --> 00:22:28 you're all centurions. I thought that was like
00:22:28 --> 00:22:31 when you're 100 year old, 100 years old. They
00:22:31 --> 00:22:33 would live to be that easily. Oh, my God. OK.
00:22:34 --> 00:22:38 Yeah. OK. Fair play. Do you want to know what
00:22:38 --> 00:22:42 seemingly have what country has the most amount
00:22:42 --> 00:22:45 of vegans in it? Do I want to know what country
00:22:45 --> 00:22:47 has the most vegans in it? Do you want to? Yeah.
00:22:47 --> 00:22:49 Do you want to have a guest like as a percentage
00:22:49 --> 00:22:51 of the population? What country has the most
00:22:51 --> 00:22:55 vegans within it? I'm not sure on the map where
00:22:55 --> 00:23:01 it is, but it's in Asia, somewhere around Japan
00:23:01 --> 00:23:04 or something like that. They are the most plant
00:23:04 --> 00:23:08 -based eaters and they also live the longest.
00:23:08 --> 00:23:11 They're in the blue zones. I'll be honest, I'm
00:23:11 --> 00:23:14 only going off of Wikipedia. You sound way more
00:23:14 --> 00:23:16 confident than I do when saying this, but probably
00:23:16 --> 00:23:20 India. That's nine percent. But I'm going to
00:23:20 --> 00:23:22 go with you. And also Peace Island has a hundred
00:23:22 --> 00:23:25 percent. By the way, tourists. So if I arrive
00:23:25 --> 00:23:27 on Peace Island for two weeks ago and I can't
00:23:27 --> 00:23:30 wait to stay here, I'm going to get some KFC.
00:23:30 --> 00:23:33 Is that all right? Speaking KFC, we have it.
00:23:33 --> 00:23:36 Oh, good answer. With mashed potatoes and gravy.
00:23:36 --> 00:23:39 We have everything that you could want. It's
00:23:39 --> 00:23:42 just not with animals in it. You ruined my question.
00:23:45 --> 00:23:47 Can I not have a bit of chicken though? Nope,
00:23:47 --> 00:23:51 not a real animal. No, no. I mean, that's like,
00:23:51 --> 00:23:54 how do you kill a little bit? You either kill
00:23:54 --> 00:23:57 the whole bird or, you know what I mean? So there's
00:23:57 --> 00:24:01 no little bit. There's none. Zero. You don't
00:24:01 --> 00:24:05 need it. Why would you take the life of an innocent
00:24:05 --> 00:24:07 animal that doesn't want to die, if you didn't
00:24:07 --> 00:24:10 need to? If you could have something that's just
00:24:10 --> 00:24:13 like it, it mimics it. It's fried, it pulls apart,
00:24:13 --> 00:24:16 it's stringy, it's chewy, there's gravy and mashed
00:24:16 --> 00:24:19 potatoes, there's butter, there's rolls, there's
00:24:19 --> 00:24:23 coleslaw with mayonnaise, it's all vegan. I don't
00:24:23 --> 00:24:25 know anything about anything. Is there actually
00:24:25 --> 00:24:29 like vegan chicken? There is. Is it good? No,
00:24:29 --> 00:24:32 no, this is very real. Yeah. I've been vegan
00:24:32 --> 00:24:38 for 10 years and I'm also a vegan. I'm a certified
00:24:38 --> 00:24:42 plant based nutritionist. Oh, OK. OK. So you
00:24:42 --> 00:24:45 can swear to me that if I tried vegan chicken,
00:24:45 --> 00:24:47 you won't taste difference. Oh, you'd love it.
00:24:47 --> 00:24:51 Yeah. I might hold it to that. You might get
00:24:51 --> 00:24:53 a random email someday going, well, I've tried
00:24:53 --> 00:24:58 it, Rachel. And you owe me an apology. I might
00:24:58 --> 00:25:01 try, I might look that up. Because I genuinely
00:25:01 --> 00:25:04 didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. And let's be honest,
00:25:04 --> 00:25:06 I mean, this is where it's awful being a person
00:25:06 --> 00:25:10 where you're like, I love animals. And then destroying.
00:25:11 --> 00:25:14 Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely an oxymoron for sure.
00:25:15 --> 00:25:17 Yeah. OK, that's great. Thanks for telling me
00:25:17 --> 00:25:19 that. I just need to make sure that I have an
00:25:19 --> 00:25:21 idea that you're going to say no to it. But do
00:25:21 --> 00:25:24 you want a throne room to sit on? as the mistress
00:25:24 --> 00:25:27 deal if anyone comes along yeah i like a throne
00:25:27 --> 00:25:30 i'll have a nice throne it'll be like hand carved
00:25:30 --> 00:25:35 by somebody somebody yeah well we just on the
00:25:35 --> 00:25:38 island we want to everyone has something that
00:25:38 --> 00:25:41 they do and we use them so it's like staying
00:25:41 --> 00:25:45 local staying networking with everybody like
00:25:45 --> 00:25:48 staying yes working together okay instead of
00:25:48 --> 00:25:50 I'm going to get this made in China and shipped
00:25:50 --> 00:25:53 over here. No, we've got all these carpenters
00:25:53 --> 00:25:55 that live here. They can hand carve this throne
00:25:55 --> 00:25:59 and it'll give them business. The way you're
00:25:59 --> 00:26:01 saying there, it feels like everyone has a purpose
00:26:01 --> 00:26:03 on the island. There's no one just lying about
00:26:03 --> 00:26:06 doing nothing. Everyone can do something. If
00:26:06 --> 00:26:10 I say that I want to join the island, I love
00:26:10 --> 00:26:14 vegan chicken now. Thanks very much. And honestly,
00:26:14 --> 00:26:17 all I can do is criticize. I'm a critic. Is that
00:26:17 --> 00:26:19 all right? Can I stay on the island if I just
00:26:19 --> 00:26:22 critique everything? Sure. And that'll pay it
00:26:22 --> 00:26:26 away? Pay my way? Yes. That's great. All right,
00:26:26 --> 00:26:28 let's go. OK, so I have another question, which
00:26:28 --> 00:26:33 is it's not it's not a great one. It's a it's
00:26:33 --> 00:26:35 a bad question, but your approval rating was
00:26:35 --> 00:26:38 91 percent. Everyone was happy with you. A scandal
00:26:38 --> 00:26:41 is about to break out involving you. And remember,
00:26:41 --> 00:26:43 this is a lighthearted podcast, but a scandal
00:26:43 --> 00:26:47 is going to break out and your approval rating
00:26:47 --> 00:26:51 is going to get down to 69 percent. So it's kind
00:26:51 --> 00:26:55 of bad. You get to pick what the scandal is.
00:26:55 --> 00:26:58 So what do you think you would do to make people
00:26:58 --> 00:27:01 pissed off at you? Oh, let's see. I swear, if
00:27:01 --> 00:27:05 you're eating chicken, I'm ending this podcast.
00:27:06 --> 00:27:12 I wouldn't do it. Maybe maybe some sort of a
00:27:12 --> 00:27:16 traitor from another Carnivore Island snuck in
00:27:16 --> 00:27:19 or something and they're blaming me for letting
00:27:19 --> 00:27:23 him in. Was he hot? Why did you let in Jim from,
00:27:23 --> 00:27:25 I'm gonna say Ireland photo. Why'd you leave
00:27:25 --> 00:27:29 in Jim who like eats beef? Yeah, he's come in
00:27:29 --> 00:27:34 and he's trying to, you know, stir things up
00:27:34 --> 00:27:37 on our little island. Yeah, he's trying to start
00:27:37 --> 00:27:42 his own burger joint. Would you go on to the
00:27:42 --> 00:27:44 nightly news to face a journalist, like a sit
00:27:44 --> 00:27:47 down interview, like a way more serious version
00:27:47 --> 00:27:49 of what we're doing, where they will ask you
00:27:49 --> 00:27:52 about Jim Gate? Or would you say, no, I'm not
00:27:52 --> 00:27:57 facing the media? I face the media. So what we're
00:27:57 --> 00:28:00 going to do is I'm going to act as Anderson,
00:28:00 --> 00:28:02 the top news journalist in the country, and he's
00:28:02 --> 00:28:04 going to ask you about Jim Gate, right? So we'll
00:28:04 --> 00:28:06 see how you would do. So Anderson would say,
00:28:06 --> 00:28:10 Mr. Steele, thank you very much. You're fantastic.
00:28:10 --> 00:28:12 You're a fantastic person. I love you so much.
00:28:12 --> 00:28:14 Thank you for coming to the show. We have to
00:28:14 --> 00:28:19 talk about Jim Gate. OK, yeah, so we've seen
00:28:19 --> 00:28:24 Jim in the flesh. We know he's here. He has a
00:28:24 --> 00:28:26 table outside with a load of burgers he's cooking
00:28:26 --> 00:28:29 up. He said you let him into the country. Why
00:28:29 --> 00:28:34 did you do that? Yeah, well, he's lying. And
00:28:34 --> 00:28:38 he misrepresented himself. and he was able to
00:28:38 --> 00:28:42 take advantage of our peaceful open door policy
00:28:42 --> 00:28:48 here. We don't turn anyone away. And he has violated
00:28:48 --> 00:28:54 all of our laws here on the island. So he's going
00:28:54 --> 00:28:59 to be asked and escorted off. OK, so he's he's
00:28:59 --> 00:29:00 we have video of him outside where he's known
00:29:00 --> 00:29:03 on the leg of a dog and didn't run away from
00:29:03 --> 00:29:04 your guards. Like, what are we doing? Do we like
00:29:04 --> 00:29:06 are we going to be able to capture him or? We're
00:29:06 --> 00:29:10 booting them off the island. Yes, we're a lot
00:29:10 --> 00:29:15 of the bodybuilders that live here. That's your
00:29:15 --> 00:29:19 type, isn't it? You smile when you sit. Bodybuilders,
00:29:19 --> 00:29:22 I've already contacted them and they are going
00:29:22 --> 00:29:26 to escort him gently to the ferry and then the
00:29:26 --> 00:29:30 ferry will take him off of our island. I'll just
00:29:30 --> 00:29:32 make it clear because this is an audio podcast.
00:29:32 --> 00:29:35 You did the bunny ears when you said Let's go
00:29:35 --> 00:29:37 to him safely. What do you mean, actually, by
00:29:37 --> 00:29:40 that? Well, you know, sometimes things don't
00:29:40 --> 00:29:43 always go peaceful on Peace Island, but he's
00:29:43 --> 00:29:47 going to get his ass kicked. We have to protect
00:29:47 --> 00:29:51 our island. So you're going to have him have
00:29:51 --> 00:29:54 him beaten up and then thrown onto a boat is
00:29:54 --> 00:29:57 what you're saying. Yeah. OK. He'll be removed.
00:29:58 --> 00:30:02 He'll be removed from his own job. OK. OK. Yeah.
00:30:02 --> 00:30:05 So you promise no more. No more gyms. That's
00:30:05 --> 00:30:07 right. You said he lied. You're lying to that.
00:30:08 --> 00:30:11 OK, Anderson, thanks very much. You're the wonderful
00:30:11 --> 00:30:13 Mr. Steele. And he'll go to an ad break and he'll
00:30:13 --> 00:30:15 lean over and he'll say, Mr. Steele, thank you
00:30:15 --> 00:30:16 so much for coming and thank you for dealing
00:30:16 --> 00:30:19 about Jim. My poor dog was almost bitten in half.
00:30:20 --> 00:30:22 We're going to make a documentary about you because
00:30:22 --> 00:30:25 you're so wonderful. We'd like to know, would
00:30:25 --> 00:30:30 you like any propaganda sort of fantastical fact?
00:30:30 --> 00:30:31 Would you like any fact that we want to throw
00:30:31 --> 00:30:34 into the movie about you? We can make this up.
00:30:34 --> 00:30:38 Oh, I don't know. Oh, we can say anything about
00:30:38 --> 00:30:39 you. The people would believe it. It's in the
00:30:39 --> 00:30:44 documentary. That's how it happens. Yeah. I don't.
00:30:44 --> 00:30:48 I can't think of anything. We can turn this into,
00:30:48 --> 00:30:50 have you done anything nice in your life? We
00:30:50 --> 00:30:53 can throw that in if you want, or we can make
00:30:53 --> 00:30:54 it up. You saved animals. Do you want to put
00:30:54 --> 00:30:58 that in? Yeah, the animals, the planet and people's
00:30:58 --> 00:31:02 health. So this whole island is. trying to fix,
00:31:03 --> 00:31:05 it's trying to heal the world. Oxygen from the
00:31:05 --> 00:31:08 woods. That's pretty big right there. Yeah, that
00:31:08 --> 00:31:09 is actually pretty big. It's trying to heal the
00:31:09 --> 00:31:13 world through what you put on your plate. Peace
00:31:13 --> 00:31:16 begins on your plate. Ooh, nice. And spread the
00:31:16 --> 00:31:21 message and educate everybody about that. Hey
00:31:21 --> 00:31:22 Rachel, what's your favorite animal by the way?
00:31:23 --> 00:31:25 Oh my gosh, I really don't have a favorite. I
00:31:25 --> 00:31:27 love them all. Yeah, that's, yeah. I've got a
00:31:27 --> 00:31:30 little dog right now. He's just... wagging his
00:31:30 --> 00:31:32 tail looking at me, but I love them all. Yeah.
00:31:33 --> 00:31:36 Lots of animals on different farms and stuff.
00:31:37 --> 00:31:40 Is there any animal you're not fond of? You're
00:31:40 --> 00:31:46 not overly fond of? Spider. Really? But I don't
00:31:46 --> 00:31:48 harm them, though. Yeah, you wouldn't kill them.
00:31:48 --> 00:31:50 I don't want to hold them in my hand either.
00:31:51 --> 00:31:53 Yeah, that's fair enough. Yeah. No, no, no, we
00:31:53 --> 00:31:56 don't. We don't kill them. We have three cats
00:31:56 --> 00:31:58 though, they won't kill a meter, they're useless.
00:31:59 --> 00:32:02 That's quite annoying. Okay, is there a, I know
00:32:02 --> 00:32:05 you said like meat is banned on your island,
00:32:05 --> 00:32:08 but besides that, right, is there any kind of
00:32:08 --> 00:32:10 mundane everyday item or pet peeve that is banned
00:32:10 --> 00:32:14 on Peace Island? You don't want it there. Let's
00:32:14 --> 00:32:20 see. I would say chemicals. So like shampoo.
00:32:21 --> 00:32:24 We don't need any chemicals. You can make that
00:32:24 --> 00:32:26 yourself from plants for shampoos and stuff.
00:32:27 --> 00:32:30 Yep. You can make all of that yourself. Do you
00:32:30 --> 00:32:33 do you? How? Because, you know, life is tough
00:32:33 --> 00:32:35 and all that. But like, how good are you doing
00:32:35 --> 00:32:38 at not using chemicals or do you try not to in
00:32:38 --> 00:32:41 your like everyday life? Yeah. No, I use plant
00:32:41 --> 00:32:44 based products that are just made with essential
00:32:44 --> 00:32:46 oils. And for cleaning supplies, I use stuff
00:32:46 --> 00:32:49 that's vinegar based. It's water, vinegar, lemon,
00:32:50 --> 00:32:53 lemon oil. And and that's it. Like you really
00:32:53 --> 00:32:58 what we all use on our bodies and and to do our
00:32:58 --> 00:33:02 laundry, to brush your teeth, to wear deodorant.
00:33:02 --> 00:33:05 All of these things are just filled with toxic
00:33:05 --> 00:33:09 chemicals that slowly affect people, their neurological
00:33:09 --> 00:33:14 systems, your immune systems. They affect unborn
00:33:14 --> 00:33:17 babies. And we're dealing with big industry.
00:33:17 --> 00:33:20 So industry is not. They are not concerned about
00:33:20 --> 00:33:23 your well -being. Yeah. Especially here in the
00:33:23 --> 00:33:25 United States. In Europe, you guys have so many
00:33:25 --> 00:33:28 things that are banned. It's supposed to be banned.
00:33:28 --> 00:33:31 We should not be consuming those things. They're
00:33:31 --> 00:33:34 banned in Europe, but they're allowed here. And
00:33:34 --> 00:33:38 that's not right. So that's that's I would not
00:33:38 --> 00:33:40 have any of that allowed on the island. This
00:33:40 --> 00:33:43 island is even putting the EU to shame. OK, right.
00:33:44 --> 00:33:49 Fair play. I wanted to know. that, or I want
00:33:49 --> 00:33:52 to let you know, that in your Victorian mansion,
00:33:53 --> 00:33:54 there's a knock on the door. Knock, knock, knock.
00:33:55 --> 00:33:56 And when they knock, are you open in the door
00:33:56 --> 00:33:59 or are they just allowed to walk in? They could
00:33:59 --> 00:34:03 just come in. Yeah. Oh, hello. It's Paul. It's
00:34:03 --> 00:34:06 your finance person. Hello there, Mr. Steele.
00:34:06 --> 00:34:09 Hello. Hello. Hello. Sorry, I thought you were
00:34:09 --> 00:34:13 mad at me. I have great news for you. Fantastic
00:34:13 --> 00:34:16 news. I'm after taking a look at the budget and
00:34:16 --> 00:34:19 we have a 10 billion surplus. Loads of money.
00:34:20 --> 00:34:22 I presume we're using money on this island, right?
00:34:22 --> 00:34:25 Sure, I guess so, yeah. Just to make sure. The
00:34:25 --> 00:34:28 people... Your approval rating is now 90%. People
00:34:28 --> 00:34:29 love you again. You're fantastic. The fact that
00:34:29 --> 00:34:31 you got those bodybuilders to kick the shit out
00:34:31 --> 00:34:36 of gym was... And there's cameras everywhere,
00:34:36 --> 00:34:40 so it's fantastic. We saw it all in HD. You were
00:34:40 --> 00:34:42 laughing way too hard at Jim getting shit kicked
00:34:42 --> 00:34:46 out of him. But the people would love to build
00:34:46 --> 00:34:48 something in your honor, right? They would love
00:34:48 --> 00:34:50 to celebrate you because, you know, it's all
00:34:50 --> 00:34:52 about keeping people happy. They would like to
00:34:52 --> 00:34:54 build a world wonder in your honor. They're not
00:34:54 --> 00:34:57 very creative. You're the creative person. Do
00:34:57 --> 00:34:59 you have any ideas what we should build? I would
00:34:59 --> 00:35:03 say some sort of a big, huge nature park that
00:35:03 --> 00:35:08 will Give back to the to the planet. So there'll
00:35:08 --> 00:35:11 be like butterfly plants that attract butterflies
00:35:11 --> 00:35:15 and bees and birds and Canopy trees so people
00:35:15 --> 00:35:20 can enjoy shady picnic lots of waterways like
00:35:20 --> 00:35:22 rivers and lakes where people can just float
00:35:22 --> 00:35:25 around on their little paddle boats and You know
00:35:25 --> 00:35:29 hike a mountain. So everything's protected. No
00:35:29 --> 00:35:32 hunting allowed. No cutting down trees. No fires.
00:35:32 --> 00:35:36 Just enjoy nature, what nature has to offer.
00:35:36 --> 00:35:39 Would you be OK, then, if we built a second island
00:35:39 --> 00:35:41 beside your one and we'll just have that as the
00:35:41 --> 00:35:44 nature island? Yeah, that would be great. We'll
00:35:44 --> 00:35:47 throw our money into that. A little bridge that
00:35:47 --> 00:35:50 we can just go over there. Oh, nice, like a wooden
00:35:50 --> 00:35:54 bridge. Yeah, yeah. A natural bridge. OK, we'll
00:35:54 --> 00:35:55 get on that. Paul will leave and he'll be like,
00:35:55 --> 00:35:57 oh, you're the best ever. And then he'll leave.
00:35:58 --> 00:36:02 When it's your birthday? On October. Sorry, I
00:36:02 --> 00:36:05 paused too long. Happy birthday soon, by the
00:36:05 --> 00:36:10 way. Thank you. I was meant to say, when it's
00:36:10 --> 00:36:13 your birthday, how should people celebrate you?
00:36:14 --> 00:36:17 Sorry. So how should people celebrate you on
00:36:17 --> 00:36:19 your island when it is your birthday in October?
00:36:19 --> 00:36:23 Yeah, we will have a big feast day where everybody
00:36:23 --> 00:36:25 just cooks up their favorite meal and brings
00:36:25 --> 00:36:29 it. And it will be a huge, like, you know, like
00:36:29 --> 00:36:31 a potluck, we call it here, where everybody brings
00:36:31 --> 00:36:35 it. Yeah, it would be something like that. And
00:36:35 --> 00:36:38 then whoever plays music can play music. If there's
00:36:38 --> 00:36:41 people that do tricks and, you know, just everybody
00:36:41 --> 00:36:45 show their little skills and celebrate and be
00:36:45 --> 00:36:47 a community. And you're going to join in. They're
00:36:47 --> 00:36:51 all going to be there. Watching it all. Enjoying
00:36:51 --> 00:36:54 it all. The throne has been carried by the bodybuilders.
00:36:54 --> 00:36:56 Do you want that? Yes, and I'll have gin and
00:36:56 --> 00:36:59 tonic because I really like that. Oh, OK. So
00:36:59 --> 00:37:01 you'll have them carrying you like... I want
00:37:01 --> 00:37:04 to say like ancient Egypt, right? Sure. You might
00:37:04 --> 00:37:07 as well enjoy that. Definitely. There is a guest
00:37:07 --> 00:37:09 after arriving on the island. His name is Jim.
00:37:10 --> 00:37:14 He's after bringing a beautiful buffalo that
00:37:14 --> 00:37:17 he's going to cook. He wants as an apology. So
00:37:17 --> 00:37:20 is he allowed or? No, we would take the buffalo
00:37:20 --> 00:37:23 and release him into our natural forest area
00:37:23 --> 00:37:26 so he could live his life out. And then we would
00:37:26 --> 00:37:31 give Jim a vegan burger. OK. He has a gun, he's
00:37:31 --> 00:37:34 ready to, like, snipe the buffalo. Just give
00:37:34 --> 00:37:36 him one second. Well, bodybuilders don't have
00:37:36 --> 00:37:39 to come again then. Right. This time there's
00:37:39 --> 00:37:43 going to be more bodybuilders. Right. Okay. How
00:37:43 --> 00:37:45 many do you have in your, just snap of your fingers?
00:37:45 --> 00:37:48 Well, there's 10 million people there, so, and
00:37:48 --> 00:37:50 a lot, they're all plant -based, so they're all
00:37:50 --> 00:37:56 healthy and fit, so there's a lot. And they all
00:37:56 --> 00:37:59 love the island that I started, so they're definitely
00:37:59 --> 00:38:03 at my... at my mercy. Do you know? Because I
00:38:03 --> 00:38:07 feel like it's... You know how I asked, you know,
00:38:07 --> 00:38:10 what list are you top of in the world and you
00:38:10 --> 00:38:13 said most vegan people? I feel like your island
00:38:13 --> 00:38:16 also has the sexiest people in the world. If
00:38:16 --> 00:38:18 they all live to 100 and they're incredibly fit
00:38:18 --> 00:38:22 and everything. Do you know what apparently the
00:38:22 --> 00:38:24 most attractive countries are in the world? Do
00:38:24 --> 00:38:25 you know what would be number one? Or do you
00:38:25 --> 00:38:28 want to guess? I'm going to guess, but I've heard
00:38:28 --> 00:38:31 like... The most beautiful, some of the most
00:38:31 --> 00:38:35 beautiful women are in Turkey. So I don't know.
00:38:36 --> 00:38:38 That's what I've heard, but only from two people.
00:38:39 --> 00:38:42 So I don't know. Were they both Turkish? No.
00:38:43 --> 00:38:46 OK, I don't. I'll tell you the I'll tell you
00:38:46 --> 00:38:51 the top 10 quickly. Number 10, Mexico. Spain
00:38:51 --> 00:38:55 is number nine. Fair enough. Number eight is
00:38:55 --> 00:38:58 France. Number seven is Colombia. Number six
00:38:58 --> 00:39:01 is Greece. Number five, Costa Rica. Number four,
00:39:02 --> 00:39:05 Thailand. Number three, Argentina. Number two,
00:39:05 --> 00:39:09 Italy. And number one is Brazil. Ah, yeah. America
00:39:09 --> 00:39:15 and Ireland aren't there. No. Yeah. OK. But now
00:39:15 --> 00:39:17 the real number one is Peace Island. Everyone
00:39:17 --> 00:39:21 is incredibly attractive there, apparently. In
00:39:21 --> 00:39:25 mind and body. Yes. You need both. OK. So Jim
00:39:25 --> 00:39:28 is... Has his jaw broken again on the way out.
00:39:30 --> 00:39:33 So on your birthday, that's all great. There
00:39:33 --> 00:39:37 is a bad question, though. You're safe. Nothing
00:39:37 --> 00:39:40 wrong with you. But there was a coup attempt.
00:39:40 --> 00:39:43 Someone tried to get rid of you. Apparently,
00:39:43 --> 00:39:47 his name is Jim. He's in prison. You have a prison,
00:39:48 --> 00:39:51 right? You have cells or something, a jail. No,
00:39:51 --> 00:39:54 we just escort them off the island, get rid of
00:39:54 --> 00:39:57 them. OK, he seems very adamant that he's going
00:39:57 --> 00:40:01 to come back. What should we do with old Jim?
00:40:01 --> 00:40:06 Well, I think if this is his third attempt, yes,
00:40:06 --> 00:40:09 to cause a lot of trouble on our peaceful islands.
00:40:10 --> 00:40:14 And so I think that, you know, this time maybe
00:40:14 --> 00:40:17 the bodybuilders need to go with him and take
00:40:17 --> 00:40:20 him to another island that isn't so peaceful
00:40:20 --> 00:40:23 and nice, and he'll be unable to leave that island.
00:40:24 --> 00:40:27 Oh my god. What island? Like, do you mean another
00:40:27 --> 00:40:29 country or just some rock in the middle of nowhere?
00:40:29 --> 00:40:32 Just some crazy island that's a bunch of barbarians
00:40:32 --> 00:40:36 living there and maybe there are cannibals. Ireland
00:40:36 --> 00:40:41 it is. My family will eat him. All right. So
00:40:41 --> 00:40:44 you're saying to him, if I have this right, Jim,
00:40:44 --> 00:40:47 you keep coming along trying to force us to eat
00:40:47 --> 00:40:51 meat. Now you will be meat. Yeah. That's it.
00:40:52 --> 00:40:55 Interesting. OK, so you've got rid of Jim for
00:40:55 --> 00:40:57 good. You've sent him to Ireland. Have you ever
00:40:57 --> 00:41:00 been to Ireland? I have. Oh, where'd you go?
00:41:00 --> 00:41:06 Oh, I've been all over. Cork, Galloway. Is it
00:41:06 --> 00:41:14 Galloway? Kilkenny. Yeah. And Dublin. Been to
00:41:14 --> 00:41:19 Dublin. And I've been to, I said Cork. Yeah.
00:41:19 --> 00:41:21 Yeah. Yeah, Cork is kind of nice. It's nice.
00:41:21 --> 00:41:24 And another place by the sea starts with the
00:41:24 --> 00:41:28 letter D, I think. Donegal. I think it's that,
00:41:28 --> 00:41:31 yeah. Yeah, to be north. Little quaint place,
00:41:31 --> 00:41:36 yeah. Do you, what's your film work and stuff
00:41:36 --> 00:41:41 like? Do you get to travel far or much? I don't
00:41:41 --> 00:41:44 travel a lot for my work, for my filming, because
00:41:44 --> 00:41:48 I film where I'm located. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because,
00:41:48 --> 00:41:50 you know, you can't pack up lights and cameras
00:41:50 --> 00:41:53 and all that stuff and travel to Europe. So I
00:41:53 --> 00:41:57 travel to Europe for myself to go there. Oh,
00:41:57 --> 00:41:59 are you a traveler? Like you like traveling,
00:41:59 --> 00:42:03 visiting places. Oh, yeah. I will not take offenses.
00:42:04 --> 00:42:05 I won't even leave this part. I won't even leave
00:42:05 --> 00:42:07 this part in the podcast. But did you like Ireland?
00:42:08 --> 00:42:12 I have no... I loved it. Yes, I loved it. I spent
00:42:12 --> 00:42:15 a lot of time there. Yeah. Fair enough. With
00:42:15 --> 00:42:18 the coup attempt. your advisors think that you
00:42:18 --> 00:42:21 maybe should like make your citizens feel at
00:42:21 --> 00:42:23 ease that everything's all right on Peaside and
00:42:23 --> 00:42:26 Mr. Steele isn't going anywhere. We think you
00:42:26 --> 00:42:28 should have a photo op, something to make you
00:42:28 --> 00:42:31 look fantastic. You know, like you have a guy
00:42:31 --> 00:42:34 in North Korea, he usually goes around to factories
00:42:34 --> 00:42:36 and like points and stuff as if he's telling
00:42:36 --> 00:42:38 people what to do. What would you like as your
00:42:38 --> 00:42:44 photo op? I guess that I would like to be standing
00:42:44 --> 00:42:49 on the island with all the people standing behind
00:42:49 --> 00:42:52 me. Everyone's happy and smiling. The place is
00:42:52 --> 00:42:55 beautiful. It's flourishing. And it just shows
00:42:55 --> 00:42:58 power and strength that you're leading them into
00:42:58 --> 00:43:02 a new future. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Right. OK.
00:43:02 --> 00:43:04 So you have I don't know how many people are
00:43:04 --> 00:43:06 in that shot. You probably have a better idea
00:43:06 --> 00:43:09 of framing that now, to be fair. That I mean,
00:43:09 --> 00:43:13 there has to be about a thousand bodybuilders.
00:43:14 --> 00:43:17 Yes, they're the second row behind me and then
00:43:17 --> 00:43:19 the rest of the people. So it shows strength
00:43:19 --> 00:43:23 and that, you know, nobody can just, nobody can
00:43:23 --> 00:43:27 touch us. We're untouchable. It looks a bit like
00:43:27 --> 00:43:30 your own army you're leading. OK, that's good.
00:43:30 --> 00:43:33 That's good. Well done. There is a knock on your
00:43:33 --> 00:43:35 door again. Knock, knock, knock. Oh, they can
00:43:35 --> 00:43:37 come in. Sorry, I forgot I can just come in.
00:43:37 --> 00:43:42 You're very pleasant. It's Paul again, your finance
00:43:42 --> 00:43:47 person. Mm -hmm. Hello. Hello, Paul. Hello, sorry.
00:43:48 --> 00:43:50 I'm just letting you know, your island, Nature
00:43:50 --> 00:43:52 Island, has been built and the bridge and everything,
00:43:52 --> 00:43:55 right? The buffalo's over there. The buffalo's
00:43:55 --> 00:43:57 happy. Good. We've even brought in a few other
00:43:57 --> 00:43:59 buffaloes just to, you know, get a family vibe
00:43:59 --> 00:44:06 going. That's good. Now, I, as Paul, I am, I'm
00:44:06 --> 00:44:08 going on holiday for 19 weeks. I've saved up
00:44:08 --> 00:44:12 my holiday hours. It's all fine. I'm going to,
00:44:12 --> 00:44:14 I'm just going to run for the plane now. I'm
00:44:14 --> 00:44:16 very, you know, I'm in a rush. I just want to
00:44:16 --> 00:44:18 let you know, I actually took a look at the finances
00:44:18 --> 00:44:23 again. It turns out there was a minus sign. So
00:44:23 --> 00:44:25 we didn't ever have 10 billion. We were actually
00:44:25 --> 00:44:27 in debt by 10 billion. So we're after spending
00:44:27 --> 00:44:32 an extra 10 billion we didn't have. So the International
00:44:32 --> 00:44:35 Monetary Fund, they are emailing asking, how
00:44:35 --> 00:44:37 are you going to make money? Your country is
00:44:37 --> 00:44:39 broke. I'm going to go for the plane to go on
00:44:39 --> 00:44:42 my 19 week. 19 weeks paid holiday. So I'll let
00:44:42 --> 00:44:45 you deal with that. So Paul's going to leave.
00:44:46 --> 00:44:48 How are you going to make money, Mr. Steele?
00:44:48 --> 00:44:53 Your country is broke. Well, we can we can offer
00:44:53 --> 00:44:57 the outside world packages, travel packages.
00:44:58 --> 00:45:01 They can stay at my mansion. They will have chef
00:45:01 --> 00:45:04 prepared meals and we can reverse all of their
00:45:04 --> 00:45:08 chronic illness within maybe a three week. timeframe.
00:45:09 --> 00:45:12 So we'll we'll charge good money for the packages,
00:45:12 --> 00:45:15 the travel packages, and we'll promote it over
00:45:15 --> 00:45:19 on the in the world. And then we'll get business
00:45:19 --> 00:45:22 that way. And then they'll come spend while they're
00:45:22 --> 00:45:25 here. So it'll be like tourism, but it'll be
00:45:25 --> 00:45:28 according to the way that we live. So like that
00:45:28 --> 00:45:30 old television show, Fantasy Island, when they
00:45:30 --> 00:45:33 would arrive and then they just they're there.
00:45:34 --> 00:45:37 Okay, so like How much how much you reckon you're
00:45:37 --> 00:45:38 charging for it because you get to stay in your
00:45:38 --> 00:45:41 mention and you know, like it's fair to say you're
00:45:41 --> 00:45:44 like, I mean, it won't cost us hardly any. Yeah,
00:45:45 --> 00:45:47 it won't cost us any overhead because we all
00:45:47 --> 00:45:50 work together as a team. Yeah. So everyone wants
00:45:50 --> 00:45:53 to promote this way of life. So you want to feed
00:45:53 --> 00:45:56 people to show them that they can live like this
00:45:56 --> 00:45:59 and be really happy and satisfied and not sacrifice
00:45:59 --> 00:46:03 anything. And then their health will. automatically
00:46:03 --> 00:46:06 get better, their diabetes will be gone, their
00:46:06 --> 00:46:07 heart disease will be gone, their blood pressure
00:46:07 --> 00:46:14 will be gone. So we can charge a lot, we can
00:46:14 --> 00:46:18 charge a lot. Like a million? No other offer
00:46:18 --> 00:46:21 like this. It's very unique. Are we saying like
00:46:21 --> 00:46:26 a million? Are we going that high or is that
00:46:26 --> 00:46:28 too much? Maybe it could be different packages.
00:46:29 --> 00:46:31 Fair enough. go up that high and then some of
00:46:31 --> 00:46:34 them would be more affordable for the everyday
00:46:34 --> 00:46:36 person. Okay I might be getting a bit lost in
00:46:36 --> 00:46:38 the weeds here so I'm not going to go through
00:46:38 --> 00:46:41 all the packages but like what's what's the bare
00:46:41 --> 00:46:44 bones one like I arrive on the island and I'm
00:46:44 --> 00:46:48 I'm skinned I can give you 200 euro so like I
00:46:48 --> 00:46:50 can give you 200 euro what can I get for that?
00:46:51 --> 00:46:54 Um you could stay in one of our little cottages
00:46:54 --> 00:46:59 by the water and um have uh There'll be like
00:46:59 --> 00:47:01 a little place for you to eat where you can go
00:47:01 --> 00:47:04 in the mornings and have help yourself like buffet
00:47:04 --> 00:47:07 style. You know, it's just a little more. It's
00:47:07 --> 00:47:10 not as fancy, but not staying at the mansion
00:47:10 --> 00:47:15 with you. No, no, not for 200 euro. No. Don't
00:47:15 --> 00:47:17 even get to say hello to you for 200 euro. Oh,
00:47:17 --> 00:47:24 yes, I'll come by. So you're only saying hello.
00:47:25 --> 00:47:26 You're only saying a welcome and then you're
00:47:26 --> 00:47:28 out of there. I'll come by and welcome, have
00:47:28 --> 00:47:31 a coffee with you and, you know, discuss your
00:47:31 --> 00:47:34 health situations and your lifestyle and then
00:47:34 --> 00:47:36 introduce you to everything on the island. By
00:47:36 --> 00:47:39 the way, genuinely, this is interesting, right?
00:47:39 --> 00:47:42 For me, at least, right? I'm also a little bit
00:47:42 --> 00:47:45 aware or I might be overthinking this of someone
00:47:45 --> 00:47:48 going, oh, Rachel Steele, I know her. I know
00:47:48 --> 00:47:50 her work. This will be a really sexy podcast.
00:47:50 --> 00:47:55 And we're really getting into Yeah. During brunch.
00:47:57 --> 00:48:01 So just to keep that in mind, what's the sexiest
00:48:01 --> 00:48:02 thing on the island? I have to give these lists
00:48:02 --> 00:48:05 of something. What's the sexiest thing? Is there
00:48:05 --> 00:48:08 a, I was gonna say strip club, but that's not
00:48:08 --> 00:48:11 great. Probably by all the waterways where everybody's
00:48:11 --> 00:48:13 swimming and enjoying the water. There are nude
00:48:13 --> 00:48:16 beaches. Bathing suits. Yeah. I suppose there
00:48:16 --> 00:48:19 could be, yeah, sure. Fair enough, fair enough.
00:48:19 --> 00:48:21 Yeah. All right. We can go with that there. That's
00:48:21 --> 00:48:23 that's that then. OK. So you're going back to
00:48:23 --> 00:48:26 these packages for 200 euro. You can stay in
00:48:26 --> 00:48:28 the cottage for a night. I presume a night. 200
00:48:28 --> 00:48:31 euros. Nothing. And you get a bit of food and
00:48:31 --> 00:48:33 you can get a coffee with the mistress steel.
00:48:33 --> 00:48:36 Yes. That's fantastic. OK. Yeah. I love that.
00:48:36 --> 00:48:41 Gladly pay that, to be honest. I I have a last
00:48:41 --> 00:48:45 question. Right. So at certain point, you're
00:48:45 --> 00:48:47 not going to want to be leading forever. whether
00:48:47 --> 00:48:50 you want to just make sure you have a successor
00:48:50 --> 00:48:52 when you die or when you just want to retire,
00:48:52 --> 00:48:55 right? Would you plan to retire or do you want
00:48:55 --> 00:48:57 to do this until the wheels fall off? Well, I
00:48:57 --> 00:49:00 think that I would want to have a successor,
00:49:00 --> 00:49:04 somebody that could take over so that I could
00:49:04 --> 00:49:06 just enjoy the island myself. Yeah, just hang
00:49:06 --> 00:49:10 about. So what I'd ask you is to pick basically
00:49:10 --> 00:49:11 who your successor would be. And I'll just say
00:49:11 --> 00:49:14 it can't be like a hypothetical person. So it
00:49:14 --> 00:49:17 can't be like, oh, my great, great, great granddaughter
00:49:17 --> 00:49:20 will do it or whatever. It has to be either someone
00:49:20 --> 00:49:23 in real life or someone mentioned like Jim, who
00:49:23 --> 00:49:26 may not be welcome back. So, yeah, who would
00:49:26 --> 00:49:29 you want to be your successor to lead people?
00:49:30 --> 00:49:32 Well, it would be somebody from the island and
00:49:32 --> 00:49:35 it would be because we all work together and
00:49:35 --> 00:49:40 there's really no hierarchy there. So I would
00:49:40 --> 00:49:44 say whoever is my sort of right hand person that
00:49:44 --> 00:49:47 I was closest to, I would say that that would
00:49:47 --> 00:49:53 be the person. I meant to ask, could I join the
00:49:53 --> 00:49:56 island and then hop over to Nova Scotia or Maine
00:49:56 --> 00:49:59 and eat some meat there and then come back? Would
00:49:59 --> 00:50:02 that be all right? No, you have to kind of make
00:50:02 --> 00:50:04 a commitment. Yeah. What if I like fall off a
00:50:04 --> 00:50:05 couple of times? Because I used to smoke and
00:50:05 --> 00:50:08 I took a couple of times. But, you know, you
00:50:08 --> 00:50:11 get going. Can I still do that? Well, once you
00:50:11 --> 00:50:13 live on the island, it's sort of you're there.
00:50:14 --> 00:50:15 You don't really go. You're not allowed out.
00:50:16 --> 00:50:17 You're not allowed out of the island. Really?
00:50:17 --> 00:50:20 You're not allowing citizens to leave. I mean,
00:50:20 --> 00:50:22 you could leave, but you can't go leave, eat
00:50:22 --> 00:50:25 meat and come back. That's just not that wouldn't
00:50:25 --> 00:50:27 work. We'd have to figure something out. So you're
00:50:27 --> 00:50:31 going to have your body. Some kind of test you
00:50:31 --> 00:50:35 blow and you've had if you've eaten any animals.
00:50:36 --> 00:50:38 OK, and I'm just making sure what happens if
00:50:38 --> 00:50:41 that if that happened, if I came back and it's
00:50:41 --> 00:50:47 clear I've had T -bone steak. Yeah, we probably
00:50:47 --> 00:50:49 have to ask you to leave. What about my family?
00:50:49 --> 00:50:54 I have two babies there. Well, then if they're
00:50:54 --> 00:50:57 under 18, you've got to take them with you. What
00:50:57 --> 00:51:00 about my wife? I'm getting into... What about
00:51:00 --> 00:51:04 Celine? She could choose if she was staying true,
00:51:04 --> 00:51:09 she could stay. But if you aren't, then you're
00:51:09 --> 00:51:11 basically putting your whole family at risk.
00:51:12 --> 00:51:17 Would you bear with me just for one second? Take
00:51:17 --> 00:51:20 one second. Love, would you stay with me or would
00:51:20 --> 00:51:23 you leave an island called Peace Island if I
00:51:23 --> 00:51:25 was kicked off? Peace Island, it's all vegan.
00:51:26 --> 00:51:29 Oh, nice. Right, Selina's gone. I just needed
00:51:29 --> 00:51:32 to know. She'll leave with me. That's fine. OK,
00:51:32 --> 00:51:34 so you're picking your right hand and you're
00:51:34 --> 00:51:38 staying on the island forever. Yes. OK, nice.
00:51:39 --> 00:51:41 You don't have your throne anymore, though, right?
00:51:42 --> 00:51:46 The throne, somebody else would take it. You're
00:51:46 --> 00:51:49 not going to be annoyed that someone else is
00:51:49 --> 00:51:50 sitting on it and you're not. You're not allowed
00:51:50 --> 00:51:53 anymore. You're not getting a little bit annoyed
00:51:53 --> 00:51:57 that it's someone else. No, no, not at all. No.
00:51:58 --> 00:52:01 You're not a jealous person in that way, you
00:52:01 --> 00:52:04 know? About things. No, there you go. No. I would
00:52:04 --> 00:52:06 gladly hand it over to someone else as long as
00:52:06 --> 00:52:09 they can keep it all going. And there's no risk
00:52:09 --> 00:52:11 now that you're out of power that they're going
00:52:11 --> 00:52:14 to go, ah, you can have a couple of sausages
00:52:14 --> 00:52:17 now and again. No, we wouldn't. We wouldn't allow
00:52:17 --> 00:52:22 it. If someone said maybe we'll do that for a
00:52:22 --> 00:52:24 day, you'd step in and go, that's not allowed.
00:52:25 --> 00:52:27 That's right, yeah. Okay, right. My bodybuilders
00:52:27 --> 00:52:29 are always going to be there, so they'll never
00:52:29 --> 00:52:32 leave my side. Fucking hell, these guys are an
00:52:32 --> 00:52:35 army unto themselves. Okay, that's wonderful.
00:52:37 --> 00:52:39 Okay, I love this island, it's really nice. I
00:52:39 --> 00:52:41 should ask about the whole vegan chicken stuff,
00:52:41 --> 00:52:45 if it's good. Rachel, thank you very much for
00:52:45 --> 00:52:48 being a Silly Island ruler. So you have your
00:52:48 --> 00:52:52 website, it's rachelsteel, right? The website
00:52:52 --> 00:52:59 is rachel -steel .com and anyone can find me
00:52:59 --> 00:53:06 as just rachelsteel or on twitter it's at redmilf
00:53:06 --> 00:53:09 rachel yes okay wonderful i have a question uh
00:53:09 --> 00:53:12 final final question um if people start eating
00:53:12 --> 00:53:15 meat what would be there or if they don't listen
00:53:15 --> 00:53:17 to spot gas or anything like that what would
00:53:17 --> 00:53:19 the punishment be or if they don't follow you
00:53:19 --> 00:53:22 online On the island? Yes. The punishment is
00:53:22 --> 00:53:24 they leave this beautiful lush island that's
00:53:24 --> 00:53:27 filled with love and health and then they go
00:53:27 --> 00:53:32 back to a polluted place to live and that's their
00:53:32 --> 00:53:35 choice. Because you're a guarantee and guys if
00:53:35 --> 00:53:37 you stay on this island you live to be 100. If
00:53:37 --> 00:53:40 you get off the island... You're not, you're
00:53:40 --> 00:53:42 not making a dungeon. Okay. Jesus. I like how
00:53:42 --> 00:53:44 your problems are always solved by get the fuck
00:53:44 --> 00:53:49 off my island. Just go. Okay. Yay. All right.
00:53:49 --> 00:53:50 Bye everyone. This is the end of this podcast.
00:53:50 --> 00:53:52 Thank you, Rachel. Thank you.