Tyrant In Training Episode 35 Marianne Lindbeck, Empress Marianne of Mari Island

[00:00:04] Hello everyone, it's Tyrant In Training podcast. I'm Kevin Ryan and my chances are we can say hello. Hello. You're Celine. I'm Celine. Celine what? Celine man. Well done. You've practised that. Yes this is the new episode of this podcast. What happens on

[00:00:23] the podcast? You ask someone how they want to run their own country or land. Yeah either or when it's fine. Everybody will work. Yes I asked some questions on how they would rule their own nation, island, country, region. Any other words? This is the banter that all

[00:00:45] people love when they listen to a podcast. So we need to stretch this out for about 20 minutes. Okay no the next guest on this there are two cats playing I think. Yeah better look. Okay yeah so this podcast yes the next episode, next guest that I have today

[00:01:03] is Marianne Lindbeck. Yes. Yes I've met her. Yeah she's a fellow Lovering fan. She is. And yes she is also and I don't know is this a dig at me because I'm Irish but she

[00:01:20] described herself as a potato. Like specifically. What do you get from that? No it doesn't So you know the way I would say like Rhynweb or our comedians. Yes. Right. I asked her so how can I describe you because you do I mean

[00:01:42] how do I describe you and she said well I'm a potato. So what do you make of that? Well he said I'm a potato. You wrote that down on a description. Versatile. Why? Because you can be crisp, you can be chips, you can be mash, you can be

[00:01:57] growth potatoes, you can be jacket potatoes, you can be a baby potato or baby potato. Yes okay. You can be a sweet potato, you can be a sour potato. Okay yeah no that's fair enough. That is exactly what she's getting at.

[00:02:18] So I get these out of my head. No no this is very interfaith. An hour and a half. Apologise to that woman. She is an actress. Yes. Maru. Yes. Voice actress. Yes. She is her acting class teacher. I say you because I don't have the energy

[00:02:43] to do that. You should assign types of potentials to each one. No that's an ideal page and that's the extra content. That's crisps for sure. No no that's extra content on the page. I'm sorry for your remarks. Oh gosh what are you... Basically she's nine persons a dozen.

[00:03:06] Yeah. She directed her first. I think first theatre play at Christmas. She can write scripts, she probably writes better than me and stage plays and stuff like that. So very multi-fantastic. Yes she is multi-fantastic.

[00:03:25] No I'm asking you. So here I'll get to some of her out of context polls. Yes please. I will say for the first one. First one isn't so much out of context. It's just an example of their like they are impeccable kind of timing and bonding and stuff.

[00:03:48] I was so sad to tell his kids this so I took them under my wing and now there are cooking amazing meals for me and all my guests. You're asking very harsh questions here. I'm not cutting anybody with a knife.

[00:04:00] Very sneaky umbrella people. I'm good at bossing people around. The money will go back to the homeless eventually. That's why it was such a huge problem when somebody made it seem like I was kicking homeless people. Well I don't cut ahead of people you know.

[00:04:16] That's way too far but her garden is so nice. Young brother people are sneaky. They are sneaky yeah and I agree. Where we're impeccable. So they come at timing. Why am I thinking of that? Back and forth until they eat your other.

[00:04:32] Yeah impeccable. You were in their lot. Weird compliments. You were present in your own podcast. Cheers. Okay all right let's get to it. You were impressed with that? I was impressed by the way I can't really explain everything for the people.

[00:04:54] The children that are cooking all the food. Oh yes well I give you two little other things that might be said. First of all she has done a movie scene. She has done a camera on a movie scene.

[00:05:06] Very entertaining and also you know Paul? Paul's the recurring character in this podcast. Oh that's Paul yeah. Who is he? He is the financial advisor. Yes very interesting what happens to Paul. So yeah okay. I say no more. That's the tease.

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[00:06:20] I'm good at bossing people around but in a mean way your voice went lower. I like the idea of if I had the kind of permission it would be cool. I would love it. I've played a lot of characters that are really mean and bad.

[00:06:35] I'd be like the evil queen or the old Karen lady and those kind of things. No I'm a very kind of people pleasing person even though I'm trying to kind of show my other

[00:06:49] sides that is more this kind of I would love to say no directly and if people are mean to me I would love to tell them to fuck off you know. But it's really hard for me because

[00:07:01] I know that I like when people are nice to me so I want to be nice to people even though they're not nice to me and hope that they would change in a way. And I don't like being yelled at.

[00:07:13] I think it's from my childhood that the scariest thing was grown ups being angry and mad at me that I did something wrong so I have a huge fear of doing things wrong.

[00:07:26] Yeah being yelled at and stepping in the salad and just have people be angry with me it's a huge fear that I have. Like being a perfectionist kind of in a way. Yeah yeah yeah. It's kind of nice girl syndrome.

[00:07:41] I like you've also established early and firmly that there's cursing allowed in this podcast because usually it's up to the guest. Yeah yeah. Do you thank you so fucking much. Every answer is just a curse word and I don't believe

[00:07:59] do you have any idea if you are in charge of it. So this is your now in charge of a country we're going to make up a country for you. Yeah. So you're not living in Oslo anymore or

[00:08:08] it's like that. Okay. Have you any idea where you'd want to live or where would we make your island. Oh we're all right. I can do if it helps is yeah if I shared a screen then there is a map

[00:08:20] of the world so I might help. Oh yeah. There we go. See. All right so you're on there I think. Are you warmer cold climate search person. I am very very what would you call it flexible.

[00:08:35] Yeah yeah very flexible because I stand the cold and I like that better than to be way too sweaty but I think that would be fun and to be in maybe Mexico.

[00:08:49] On the equator. Yeah yeah but it's cool I think it's I've been there. All right. Yeah so I know a little bit about it. Yeah so would you went where yeah the Caribbean so would you go in around

[00:09:03] there if you see that just just in yeah and then put an island there. Yes. Do you have any idea what you'd name the island. Oh what I've named the island. You wouldn't go for your name after

[00:09:16] your south mill. No or maybe Mary Island sounds like Mary Island Mary Island yeah Mary Island yeah yeah you might want it. Yeah Mary Island in Mexico and in the capital of Silesia,

[00:09:29] yes. Yeah sounds like I'm on a roll already. Yeah that's right and this is this is why you're the boss. Well should I call you the boss or what would your official title be. I was kind of I

[00:09:42] feel like I was born into royalty somehow right to this kind of that my parents or the bosses and then they kind of gave me my name from the wait is this you're saying fiction fictionally you

[00:09:59] were born into royalty or you are. Oh fictionally yeah I'm not born into royalty. You can keep the same parents you can keep the same parents as my parents oh okay sorry yeah you find out that they

[00:10:08] were royal yes oh sorry yeah yeah so you're going with queen berness juke oh I like queen yeah queen marion yes oh yeah fine you wouldn't go with empress don't know it's a bit of a I like

[00:10:21] the word empress but at the same time it's uh it's a little bit foreign to me what that means really isn't that so that's just like over an empire it's nice though yeah you wouldn't yeah kingdom if you

[00:10:36] want me to you know it's no no no no I just kind of like you're selling the idea to me I just want to make sure you're not limiting yourself because queen is like near the top and in empress

[00:10:46] yeah unless you just want to be goddess after that but that's I don't think there's anywhere higher yeah but okay well let's go with empress then empress marion okay um I do what do people have to

[00:10:59] call you so let's say I walk into a room or whatever your highness your highness if I say howdy duty Mary that would be like oh no I don't think I would look at them really really

[00:11:13] intensely yeah like I do with the kids that I teach I look at them intensely and then they know that okay backtracking so but if if I was established this this that everybody knows

[00:11:26] that if I look at them like that they have to kind of get there or else yeah what yeah kind of a kind of or else yeah what would happen if they said like they nudged their buddy beside him going I

[00:11:36] think she likes me I think Mary duty or whatever I called you like see like are they in trouble are you getting the guards after them or yeah I would oh what would happen they would just be

[00:11:47] taken out for a stroll off the cliff what you mean taken out for a stroll that's no it's not like oh I'm getting my evil laugh here I'm uh yeah what's the evil laugh no I think I think

[00:11:58] they will just they would kind of get reprimanded and and thrown outside lose their job or something I don't think I would throw them into dungeon or anything I don't know if I even have a dungeon

[00:12:06] do you want to dungeon you can have a dungeon we can make seven yes not in your house no no not in my not in my stone castle no it's a stone castle yeah it's a stone castle

[00:12:18] mm I can feel it now yeah but did there's a bit of color to it is that it's not like drive stone just no you have wooden floors in carpich right it's not all stone yeah yeah no no

[00:12:29] yeah wood floors yeah definitely is it intimidating drapes no it's not intimidating it's not too big but it's really it's uh it's kind of cozy and comfortable but also a little not menacing but

[00:12:42] you know that you know where you are when you see it and you get in but it is kind of an old stone castle yeah okay so you don't have a dungeon there no no it's kind of in a separate building

[00:12:55] with a tower oh so it's more of a tower dungeon thing the tower of London sort of kind of like the the vibe of the of the middle ages you know yeah yeah by the way just I'll just throw it out quick

[00:13:06] just just so you're aware you don't have to be evil you can be as nice as you want yes I know but yeah but in this hypothetical scenario where I'm in the Empress of an island that is

[00:13:17] is a kind of my name then you have to have some authority you never know where the story is gonna go and who's going to try something and I'm not I don't feel like I'm evil but strict

[00:13:28] because that's how you kind of have to be for people to take you seriously that's my theory on on rulings of I think you have to start out strict and then when you can bossy around and

[00:13:38] think that they can get away with stuff you know yeah and I think it's better if people start off by going god Empress Marianne is is her oh my god she's she's deadly oh my god this is terrible

[00:13:48] make sure you don't screw up and then a while later when you say by the way there's like free healthcare they'll go oh yeah he's not so bad but if you do the order way around

[00:13:58] then it's it's a lot worse yeah exactly yeah so I think you're right in that it has to be a balance of of strictness and and care and dungeons and dungeons healthcare and dungeons yeah healthcare

[00:14:10] and dungeons yeah that's uh it's also a game so don't try dragons the oh yes yeah healthcare so if anyone doesn't call you your highness you make them take a straw you throw them outside

[00:14:24] then stroll them down to the dungeon and they stay how long are they staying there for for not saying right oh just until they apologize I think just so they acknowledge that they've learned a lesson

[00:14:34] but it's a nice dungeon it's not like this kind of rat infested cold the damp yeah that's a two star hotel either we're not in the in the Norwegian prison but

[00:14:47] it's it's you have a blanket and a bed and you can sit there and reflect on your mistakes and why you would do things and and uh and you have water can can they repeat offend like it's not

[00:14:59] always walking in and out every day apologizing and then and then you're not like if I say Mary duty I don't know why but and then I say oh sorry and you're like right you're allowed out

[00:15:09] I can't just cut like what happens when I say Mary duty you're the best and then walk up just back like how happened then I think five or ten times surely you have to I like to think that

[00:15:19] over the hundreds of years that my family has ruled this island that people wouldn't know but if they would I don't know because in hypothetically it hasn't happened yet so that's

[00:15:30] kind of what I have to figure out what happens if people don't learn the lesson that either they would be be taken off the island because there's a probability that they would do something more

[00:15:39] if they are challenging the system and being disrespectful to the empress then it has to have consequences but I think that we don't know what it is yet or at least I don't know what it is yet

[00:15:49] after I took over for my my parents but it it's something that I have to figure out that what would what would be the consequences of somebody the stern look separately kind of stuff

[00:16:00] that as well yeah but they know that it's they are very aware of of me they did um I was going to say what's the origin story for the country and everything and how'd you find it but

[00:16:11] you're you you were kind of born into rooting yes yeah you were you're born to really I was privileged yes yes you're I don't know if it's a privilege you know that being born into power if it's

[00:16:22] some people might feel like it's a burden you know but you don't find it a burden do you no I don't find it a burden I find it very great yeah it's it's an honor yeah to have so much

[00:16:34] power over people to have so much power over people and and for people to get people's respect and not knowing what would happen if people were reoffending and calling me stuff and not

[00:16:46] having respect so you're I believe you're one of the few people who went straight into like royalty and stone castle everything it's quite nice yeah so I have to ask do you have a throne room

[00:16:57] yes I do and what type of do you have a throne that you're gonna sit on like what type of yeah it's it's a really stereotypical wood like dark wood yeah nice but it doesn't look very comfortable oh but it is oh it is

[00:17:15] it doesn't look like it because it looks very hard and very very yeah it has padding there is padding but it doesn't when you see it it doesn't and when you see me sit at it and sit on it with

[00:17:26] with the dress and everything because I would like to have a dress in the back and then like pan open in the front with it with the tights so yes it's just yeah people in the face if

[00:17:35] why are you running and kicking people no it's just my it's just my envisioning of this yeah so I will go into I will go now into the part yeah yeah let's give me two seconds take 10 seconds

[00:17:48] that was two seconds there you go yeah yeah um you had you had the left on in your seat so you have the throne room is that throne on a raised platform you're looking down on people

[00:17:57] yeah yeah a couple of steps on top of a stairs like five steps oh yeah not too big ones yeah not too big but they're pretty big steps you have to kind of work for it to get up there

[00:18:08] right and you do have a dress what any colors you're going with or any color scheme or is it just whatever dress kind of takes your fancy it's uh it's uh kind of a deep dark red very royal

[00:18:18] raid again yeah yeah that's not right to top you have on is it that's the one that I have now is burgundy yeah usually I wear a dark red dress but now I like also burgundy I like dark colors but I

[00:18:32] could also sprinkle in in the mornings with uh with some beige like really like egg white yeah yeah the do you have a crown oh very small very very uh subtle one like a tiara yeah but it's kind of it

[00:18:48] kind of fades into my hair in a way so just when I turn it sparkles ah very good okay okay um after so I'm gonna say there's 10 million people on the island is that all right I'm just giving a

[00:18:58] round number of population yeah my island isn't that big 10 million it's fine yeah if you say so um if you so you are obviously the the boss you are the empress every everything you say is law

[00:19:11] essentially but yes for the boring everyday running of government stuff that you might want to do do you I guess I'll give you two choices would you rather have your inner circle or your counselor

[00:19:24] or whatever you want to call them maybe 10 people that you trust that you decide they're in charge of that and that's it so there's no voting there are 10 million citizens can't vote

[00:19:32] they are just there and by the way I'll just make point that whatever your decision is on this your citizens are happy for it that's why you're living there they have no problem yes or would

[00:19:42] you rather instead of the inner circle um a senate building so there's 100 senators and all the citizens can vote for the senators so they can they have some bit of power to like

[00:19:54] you know run the country but you obviously have the ultimate decision yes so which would you rather than voting yes actually because I really like to hear people's opinions but if I if I care

[00:20:06] about the opinions in the that moment I don't doesn't have anything to do with me wanting to at least give them the impression that they have some power over voting what if the citizens

[00:20:17] vote in 100 senators who are clones of who is awful the worst oh take talk yeah then I would I would call in a big meeting and yeah make it make a decision that this is not holding up this

[00:20:38] is not up to the standards that we want in in this so you abolish the senate on this island so you abolish the senate yeah I would I would do I would I would do a very thorough evaluation

[00:20:49] and then I would I would tell the people that this is this is you've been crap you've been fooled and you've not made a good decision as I see it and we have to do a revote and you can't vote

[00:20:59] with these people because they are clones of the most shitty people that I have ever met so okay I would kind of do this this video is not what you call it video yeah yeah so they

[00:21:09] say that this is this is something has happened here that is that is not good and you have to do it all over again so they can yeah they can vote but for the people you want them to vote for

[00:21:20] yeah but then they would have a like a great selection of people because it was possible for for them you have to have kind of a you can't just just vote for your neighbor there has to

[00:21:30] be some process to actually have maybe a thousand candidates and you can vote for 100 will be in a council so you decide the candidates and in they can vote or that and you're not allowed to vote for

[00:21:41] your neighbor no okay just a random person because then we can have a like somebody could just make it as a joke yeah so you have all the candidates will be people who live out in the woods and stuff

[00:21:53] they're very isolated people have no neighbors just to make sure that's that's the usual that's fine we'll have a lot of weirdos doing this um okay they will run the country by the way is

[00:22:04] there any rules for people wanting to join your country so like i imagine you're not going to welcome in someone who's a serial killer no but it's it's hard to be very um to be so particular about that

[00:22:17] as we see in in in other parts of the world you can't you can't have um have eyes and ears everywhere yeah but um every boat that comes to the island is thoroughly checked and uh they

[00:22:31] have to have kind of a good reason to come and since we're 10 million people plus minus it's very important to so make sure that that people are safe and or if they need if they need something that

[00:22:44] it it's um i don't have so much to do with that but it has worked pretty well we have had some incidents incidents but oh like what yeah people that come there to to to steal and to import

[00:22:59] things that aren't aren't allowed aren't if i'm if i'm frank saying hi i'm looking to join mary island i am coming to set up a library that gives out free books to children under eight

[00:23:13] i married with two kids very strict eye on you if you want to come to our island to do that to make sure that you are if you want if you say that how can i know it's true how can we

[00:23:23] oh no i have the funds here and then it's i actually have three shops in in in ireland to do the same thing um i like to um go to the theater it's a hobby and um i like to um play snooker there's

[00:23:37] another hobby of mine um i like to kick cats into dishwashers and i'm a i played a banjo so am i good yeah everything about cats and dishwashers is um that's fine well i don't know why would you

[00:23:51] like to do that i mean it's good for your aim because i play soccer on the weekend so i'm practicing free kicks yeah okay yeah yeah you can start the library absolutely okay do you have a cat if i have

[00:24:04] a cat yeah can i have your cat no no thanks ronald okay so frank's load into the country good um what type of country then by the way what pay your taxes our taxes high they're pretty high but

[00:24:18] you have good health care healthcare free it's not free you have to pay a little bit for it but if you break your leg it's not going to ruin you you're not gonna get ruined um education kind of the same

[00:24:29] so like are you going to yeah yeah education is very good we have very good schools here and uh we actually have a very good education system wouldn't the best in the world yeah i would say

[00:24:41] it'd probably be known as like one of the top lists by the way um what unusual list would your country be top of so not like all special care or whatever what's what kind of weird list was

[00:24:50] would marioil and be top of cleanest cleanest how would you define cleanest people the people are the cleanest yeah the people are the cleanest and they they keep a very high standard of cleanliness

[00:25:03] yeah shower every day type we have very good water supply and uh and people are yeah so we're known for that absolutely i wonder is there a list i'm gonna link this up cleanest we don't

[00:25:14] we don't have a homeless problem what do you get rid of the homeless we didn't get rid of the homeless but we gave them a shelter we built shelters for them gee we build straight up houses yes yeah

[00:25:25] yeah i'm in favor of that yeah oh well and i do have a list of how do i have to go through each page i do have a list of the cleanest people in the world oh yeah take time here number 14 is very usual

[00:25:35] maritius cube is number nine uh spain number eight i want to see his islander no wait castorica is number nine i have to decide what's number nine i haven't there we go get the

[00:25:50] one page uh number 14 okay we're going down number nine australia is number nine germany is number eight iceland is number six france is also number six singapore five oh no wait they missed

[00:26:03] they mixed this up what are they doing oh okay sorry number four is austria number three is norway pretty poor yeah need to need to take a bath uh sweden is number two and switzerland is number one

[00:26:17] island is nowhere you mean we are number one yeah that's why that's why you wouldn't have made that house did last time okay yeah so you're number one now mary island is number one taking away

[00:26:27] from Switzerland okay good good good um i have i i've kind of bad news for you um your highness okay i'm not sure how this question works to be honest but um you've been informed by your advisors that um

[00:26:41] there's a scandal going to break out involving you okay um people aren't going to be happy for some reason i don't um you get to pick what scandal people would find out about

[00:26:53] it's a light entertainment podcast so it can be a kind of fun one but something it's not something that people will want you in jail for the rest of your life but it'd be something that would

[00:27:01] reduce your approval rating you know at at the moment it's 99.78 but it'll go down to 81 percent so quite a size okay what scandal do you think you'd be involved in oh that's a

[00:27:16] that's a good question because i did kind of yeah that i would uh i would stop actually building building more housing for the homeless because we are so open for people to come and start libraries

[00:27:31] here that that um i had to choose what to cut if it's something for my own benefit like building myself a second castle for example oh okay which i had planned and for that to happen i had to

[00:27:47] stop the building of a new um part of one of the cities on the island i had to stop building that well what do you have the funds to build my new castle is it a bigger castle

[00:28:00] it's a bigger castle okay so i think your advisors say um look you're gonna have to face this the scandal homeless gate um i think the best way to do it is if you went down to the top rated

[00:28:11] news program in the country at mary island and you did you ever watch that movie frost nixon where you have the ex-president he sits down with an interviewer they have like uh you know

[00:28:21] both of them sit down in the chair and they just ask tough questions that sort of no i haven't seen it but i understand what they could yeah they think your highness you should do that um and face this

[00:28:31] so you'd go on right yes yes we will be playing that so i i will play it as anderson i will say welcome back um to tonight's show thank you very much your highness for agreeing to participate

[00:28:44] i know you're very busy my pleasure yes it's our pleasure as well thank you and we do have to discuss the the big news which is homeless gate um you know everyone everyone is very shocked by

[00:28:57] the allegations that came out and the evidence um can i guess what i have to ask you is um why you're asking a very good question and it i have i've thought about it a lot that it might seem like

[00:29:10] i am making a very um very uneducated decision they're prioritizing my own housing um over other peoples but what you aren't what you haven't heard is that for me to build this new castle i have to

[00:29:26] move out of my old one and who's to say that i am not going to very purpose my old castle which is it it's beautiful with stone floor with the with the wood floors and stone and it has a lot of

[00:29:38] lot of rooms so while this is happening my old castle can be kind of repurposed as a substitute for the building of the new the new homeless shelters that i was in the progress of doing

[00:29:54] and people will be then able to actually live with me for a short period of time in the in the old castle yes and then when you have the new castle built you would kick them out there and

[00:30:08] then my old castle will be now a new i don't know if we will have a new library there because the money will go back to the homeless eventually because we don't have any homeless at

[00:30:19] the moment but it's in it's in surge of becoming a bigger problem right um but but finding a good solution that's what people haven't heard why this is happening now this this homeless gate

[00:30:31] is because people are unaware of my intentions because there are a lot of people involved in these decision-making i can't um i can't be on top of everything all the time so it's very important

[00:30:43] for me to tell you that i am not forgetting about my people and people that are momentarily forgetting about them i'm not forgetting about them i just have to make a decision based on what

[00:30:54] is the best for your family at the moment yes so you are temporarily stopping the homeless building the building okay now that's very well and good but people have said and they have

[00:31:06] caught you on tape that you are cutting the homeless now why are you going out there with chef night i have been uh been living where i'm living for a long time and it's not um on par with

[00:31:19] what is needed for this country to develop and to develop this country in the best possible way sometimes i have to think about what is needed for me to be in a good headspace to make the

[00:31:29] best decisions for the people so at the moment i've been i've been running this country for a couple of years now after my parents um and they laid down some laws that is now changing a lot

[00:31:41] based on the uh how the country is developing modernizing and all that kind of stuff so to be able to keep that up for many years to come some changes need to be needed needs to be

[00:31:55] made temporarily so that we can continue on a good path so doing this temporary stuff of this development of this project is very important um uh for me to be able to move so that i can be

[00:32:09] closer to to more of the people so because where i live now it's very far away so i want to be more on top of things and to do that i have to make another place where it's also bigger so that

[00:32:22] i can be more on top of my rule so when when when you do finish this castle do you do you plan to still cut the homeless um with a knife or are you gonna stop stop physically harming them

[00:32:34] you're asking very harsh questions here i'm not cutting anybody with a knife i'm sorry your highness but i've got to i've got to i've got you i've got you on tape um we can replay that again um i mean

[00:32:45] and there are accusations that you know you you have with the with the attire you have on that you are running and drop kicking people in the head um with a little little knife

[00:32:56] by your feet is that also true that is taking a bit out of context a little bit of a video yes while i'm at that video explain i was i was i was tell you don't don't interrupt me oh sorry i am

[00:33:08] i won't interrupt again in that video okay i'm i'm training to be able to also join in the army training later this year um they are having this exercise to are you in a war with the homeless

[00:33:20] is that what you're saying you're going to war with the homeless not on the homeless but that was a great actor that was actually training me jumping me in an alley and i was wearing

[00:33:31] my my intimidating attire and he was he was paid to jump me somebody was sneaking in on this filming it i paid him so you set it up is what i set it up yes set up the whole time i didn't

[00:33:42] i didn't think that anybody would film this because it was for my training purposes and i kicked maybe a little bit too hard but that was not my intention but we were practicing

[00:33:51] kind of how it feels to be jumped by a person in the streets and he wasn't supposed to look like a homeless person just this this person random person that was coming in and uh and attacking me

[00:34:02] and i was practicing my my queen because i think it's it's nice to be an empress you know i'm sorry i'm gonna have to drop there so what you're saying is you you you paid someone you set up this

[00:34:11] this sham of an attack in an alley and then you taught nobody would film you so you were trying to a cover it was for my training purposes it was not a sham the homeless that is a lie i am not i didn't

[00:34:22] put it up as uh as a sham for people but somebody was there filming it and what has happened that person we haven't seen him since we have not been able to get in contact with the cameraman no i think

[00:34:31] my head of security um took that very personally because he's very close to me and wants to protect me so i can't honestly say that i know what happened to the is he dead that filmed i don't think so

[00:34:46] because we don't kill people here um is he named i might be a little bit maimed okay okay but uh not in a way that you would think we we don't want to hurt him but i think he would stood

[00:34:57] arrest uh after so emotionally he's traumatized emotionally i think he's understood that that he should really pay attention to the circumstances before he publishes lies okay but by filming the

[00:35:12] Empress okay and you promoted your head of security uh he has been head of security for a long time now oh he's gotten a raise he got a little bit of a raise yes because he found a person that did this

[00:35:25] and tried to harm my reputation so he harmed him okay that's very good uh do you have any message for the you're making a lot of assumptions here i don't know if i like that should i worry about

[00:35:33] my own emotional taste at least you should be a little bit more careful that's you said that yeah yeah it's at home when to get down okay we're going to i don't i don't like people uh putting words

[00:35:45] in my mouth um and you have a knife in your hand so okay thank you very much um yeah we're gonna move on uh married i mean uh you're hind your duty miss your mariness uh your highness

[00:35:57] thank you very much and we'll have that um documentary about how great you are coming off after a break yay yeah and i would i would also appreciate that you didn't actually um post more

[00:36:07] of that video you can have it in this since this is live and everything yes it is okay but but when you post it um this live recording online that i would like you to take it out because

[00:36:18] it's okay and you're saying that like really representative hmm you're saying that live now you're saying i want to continue to cover up okay okay that's great no i don't want to cover it up

[00:36:27] i just want don't want it to be red very it okay very yeah okay fine yeah no do go down a break thank you very much uh yeah you're well done well done you you really stuck stuck to your guns thanks for

[00:36:38] bringing in the heavy head of security guy who is beating up people yeah he's very intimidating isn't he what's his name yeah aron aron yes oh nice thing um that doesn't sound

[00:36:51] is that an intimidating name no but it's his birth name yeah no no it's fine he wasn't born intimidating no he was made it's two the fires of mario island it is important you know yeah yeah

[00:37:04] fair enough i know i i'm not sure how well that influence down to be honest because you seem to be i mean the base threatening um but but that's fine wait what um are we still live or oh no we're

[00:37:19] no anderson has left the studio he's ran he's checking on his uh life in kids make sure to he should probably get on a boat oh where would you send him i wouldn't send him anywhere he would

[00:37:29] send himself because now he's kind of you're very much in the plausible deniability oh i never said to kill the homeless i just said that they wouldn't be allowed well he would you have

[00:37:39] are you actually gonna let them stay in your castle with you yes oh fair enough like yeah okay that would be very selective because why are people and how is it because we have a very good ground for

[00:37:53] for helping people a good system for helping people so people that are homeless are either people that have been subjected to fires or something has happened to them their family

[00:38:04] that they can't pay their bills so um and also we have a minor drug problem i think i've heard i have i have heard um that there is some underground um drug dense some places but it's a huge population

[00:38:21] and it's a huge island so that's why i'm also moving the castle away from i have to be no i have to be kind of more in the middle of it to understand what's going on because i'm a very hands-on and

[00:38:31] that's why also the video happened um with the kicking because um if i'm going to insert myself into a different and more populated area yeah it has to i have to be prepared and instead of setting

[00:38:45] it up like in a training studio or something it has to be out in the ground i have to be yeah it has to be i have to experience the the emotions are you working from home are you going into

[00:38:56] like an office building are you going to be obviously i want to take your errand out and and walk the on a date what's going on what's on a date you're taking them out okay that's another no we're we're not we're not dating that's inappropriate yeah but but

[00:39:14] he will be out with me he is usually uh shadowing me anyway so if we're going to have a coffee if somebody films that and says that i'm on a date with my head of security that's that's um kind

[00:39:25] another scandal i have probably is anyone allowed to film the empress yes people are allowed to do that but that's why it was such a huge problem when somebody made it seem like i was kicking

[00:39:36] homeless people when it was just a training exercise for me yes okay okay but uh that um that interviewer i've i've kind of i've liked him but now i feel like he's uh he's um

[00:39:49] is he a problem he's kind of twisting the narrative so i might actually have to deal with that but i really want to move because i want to be closer to the people right uh in in in the capital

[00:39:59] and it's it's pretty big so i'm kind of on the outskirts in this old castle that is not really fitting my my profile anymore anymore are you kind of the hundreds of years that my

[00:40:09] family has ruled from there the island has kind of the population has grown the infrastructure has grown the the public transportation has grown and for me then to be on this kind of

[00:40:20] medieval castle with this throne room that is very old i need to kind of up my image and that's kind of what people are trying to to make sure it's not happening because they are now trying

[00:40:31] to make it seem like i'm a tyrant that kicks people in the face when i'm kicking people in the face but trying to figure out how to protect myself when i want to be more with the people and not feel

[00:40:41] like i am i'm a i'm a girl that is scared of being followed even though people aren't really following you no no just being more confident and being prepared yeah the i just realized as well

[00:40:52] with the old if because it's an old stone castle i imagine and this would be like a reason why you do need to move i imagine the wi-fi's robot yeah the wi-fi's terrible i imagine yeah the walls are so

[00:41:04] if i move from one room to the other it's it's just it's locked yeah i can't even use my printer it's it's terrible no that's fair enough yeah of course in in a way printers have always

[00:41:14] sucked but you know it's yeah so it's it's way too old i love it it's it but i'm not medieval empress you know it sounds really weird when i say it but but more this that's also why i call myself

[00:41:26] queen it's a little bit more progressive but at the same time i'm very i i really want a new place to live because it's cold it's drafty it's it doesn't really keep up with the seasons that

[00:41:36] well anymore probably don't have radiators um i want to want to go out and kick some ass actually if i have to be honest because now you've got the bloodlust yeah i want to i want to see if i can be

[00:41:47] in situations where it's needed that i can kind of show myself but that i want to protect people and and also i'm capable of protecting myself and not being this kind of um low girl in a castle far

[00:41:57] away and yeah which you think you actually might find a note but because of of the i'm gonna say stunt work but the stuff you've done actually what you think is more fun to do punch or

[00:42:06] kick punch that's why i had to rehearse my kick you know it's more fun to do than yeah yeah i would have gone kick is more fun to do brah like i it's not like i'm good at kicking but yeah

[00:42:19] um but you're not me no i know i don't i don't intend to be i'm not this isn't like cool um so after the break what one of the producers ran up saying sorry anderson will be seen from again don't

[00:42:30] worry we're putting them on a boat um we are going to make a documentary about you it's going to be a bit of a propaganda piece but it's going to be how great you are right don't worry um yeah no we

[00:42:41] don't use the word propaganda here no i don't like the misinformation you have to be honest and that's why i also am trying to um to also tell people the truth that i i i yes i have stopped

[00:42:53] the the building of the the new shelter yeah but it's for the the better of the future you know yeah it's for their own good and being honest about it not denying it that pretending it doesn't exist

[00:43:06] and that's the thing with propaganda it's you're twisting the truth um yeah we won't yeah if you say something we won't use propaganda we'll call it like marry information okay yes yes that's

[00:43:17] great that's oh i love that name that's a very information they go to free one yes marry information it's very on brand for me perfect right and we want to can you give us any fantastical

[00:43:28] fact about you it doesn't have to be true but anything you want us to make sure people know about you oh yes um i really love gardening i really love gardening i don't know i know if it's not

[00:43:39] very fantastic but since i love also dressing up a lot that seeing me in a dress and and semi high heels in the garden would be the first thing that people expect of me you know i don't really

[00:43:51] like high heels i think it's it's overrated yeah my ass doesn't look that good anyway in high heels but don't put your don't put your ass in high heels put your feet it's just it's the first step you're going wrong you're funny i've just never heard that i've

[00:44:05] never heard that like oh it doesn't work because but um are you good at gardening i'm not very good at gardening but i love gardening i i yeah i don't have a green thumb

[00:44:15] but i i'm trying you know it's it's kind of a family tradition i was forced into it at first but then i started to actually like it and i'm well done garden is very good yeah i know right yeah

[00:44:27] yeah yeah and um and i think that in in the movie Alice in Wonderland that the red queen has a very nice garden but she is terrible i don't cut ahead of people you know um that's that's way

[00:44:39] too far um but but her garden is so so nice and i also have people helping me with the gardening but i really i really enjoy getting some dirt on my hands and and work with with nature so that's

[00:44:51] going to be a little bit sad when i build the new castle it's not going to have as big of a garden as i have now um but another another fact about me is that i and this might sound really

[00:45:02] stereotypical but i really love collecting jewelry okay yeah more than collecting or like wearing do you know me no that not collecting i like wearing them as well but i can't

[00:45:14] i i don't know how long it would take me to actually wear all the jewelry that i have because it's so exciting um i have people around the world that will will collect pieces and then

[00:45:25] send them over if i if i like them what type of jewelry would you be into uh like necklaces and belts like belts made out of of uh of different types of materials and stuff and and with

[00:45:39] with the stones and stuff in them and i was actually thinking when i opened my new new castle that i would have this exhibition and show people because people love looking at pretty

[00:45:49] things and that's why i love jewelry so much is because they are it's so pretty um and it also helps the economy of this country a bit of tourism type of thing yeah yeah yeah exactly because you see

[00:46:02] London in in England the the crown jewels and i really want us to have some something like that and my my ancestors also had a lot of jewelry and and also see when i sell pieces that it boosts the

[00:46:15] economy uh and if you have a nice garden especially on a nice day which means you're down by Mexico it's gonna be glorious sunshine that if you have whatever tables or marquis up with all jewelry

[00:46:26] in it that's a fantastic day right exactly yeah what would you go with gold or silver if you're getting something uh i i like both but in the sun that gold is just the most beautiful really

[00:46:42] like yeah what is really sparkly kind of just just really sparkly and shiny and i get i feel like uh what is it called um it's it's this bird that loves shiny things and that collects

[00:46:55] oh my my like that yeah my pie yeah yeah i feel like a dodo um i'm a marry pie marry pie yes oh my god are people starting to call you marry pie are they okay on your marry

[00:47:07] pie that can be a brand that's my face but but it's fine it's a cute thing because it's an honest thing i want to be honest with people about that of course it's an expensive hobby

[00:47:16] that i have but in the end it will actually when the collection is big enough the tourism will be amazing and there's a bit of a national pride to it you could call that you could you could you could

[00:47:25] name the brand of jewelry if you especially if you're like we should start making our own jewelry here right you could call the brand name marry pie that would be great even i don't know if

[00:47:35] people would think about it as pie as in pie pie that you eat but you know it's it doesn't really matter i'm trying to be an emphatic people yeah exactly um okay no that's a good

[00:47:46] good answer i like that i presume you're banning things such as murder right of course who doesn't ban murder that's just i need to make sure and some of your questions have led you know

[00:47:57] to some confusion but um what's i know because it's it's a little bit about living in that castle that i have this that i feel like i am trapped in the past where it was yeah yeah and it

[00:48:08] kind of affects me a little bit and that's also why i really have to move because sometimes you didn't say that on the interview so you're haunted yeah i'm a bit yeah but that is also why it's important

[00:48:19] but as people are you know spilling tea and stuff on different platforms it's it's um trying i'm trying to figure out how to do this thing because it's it's hard when people are

[00:48:30] scrutinizing or are removed and and just yeah i need i need to move to you just need to get out of there i need to get out of there it looks beautiful it's really cool but i feel like i'm

[00:48:41] stuck in the past if you understand by the way just great the new castle is going to be a stone castle but just not as old stone is that it yeah it's gonna be more brick than yeah these big old

[00:48:53] stones yeah yeah i i'm pretty sure and usually there's kind of a first in each one of these episodes but i'm pretty sure you're the first uh guest on the podcast that has moved into a house

[00:49:05] and then went geez i need to get out of here this is just uh no this is awful everyone else picked the house and went yep i'm happy with that you went but i already felt in the beginning

[00:49:14] of this that i was i was starting to make up a more medieval world when i want to be in the now you want to be in the now because who the fuck knows about health care in that time you know it's

[00:49:24] it's we need to we need and also interviews and tv and live stream it has to evolve from yeah yeah modernize because when i write i write about magic and i write about in the time where there's no

[00:49:37] cell phones and there's no internet and and to adapt to that kind of mindset is it has to be progressive in my head so in in this world now there is no magic randome does nothing this is

[00:49:50] a modern time world yeah that's fine that's fine i you controlled out if you want to go yeah um but what seemingly mundane thing is banned in your country something that you wouldn't expect to be

[00:50:03] banned at somewhere else maybe umbrellas umbrellas are banned really you don't like umbrellas i don't like umbrella why because they can be used as a weapon for the first and they are disruptive to

[00:50:16] people people have been poking their eyes out and it's it's not that necessary because it doesn't rain that often here and the sun you can you can like a difference between an umbrella and a

[00:50:25] parasol for example parasols are much bigger and and you can't carry them around with you you have to kind of set it up and that it makes people more calm when they can't walk around when it's too hot

[00:50:35] or it's raining that it kind of keeps keeps people a little bit under not control but but just banning umbrellas do you dislike umbrellas back in aslo no you're fine with umbrellas this is my

[00:50:48] character hey oh sorry yeah yeah yeah yeah sometimes you know it's like a pet peeve and you're like oh why'd you have okay so you told Empress Marianne yes fuck umbrellas yeah fuck umbrellas

[00:51:00] okay and what happens i did there is a little uh that that um drug problem that you introduced for some reason into the country um the underground system the way they're paying for the drugs is by

[00:51:11] bootleg or what do you call it when you bring in that bootleg but they're import illegally importing umbrellas now smuggling smuggling that's the word so what happens to that i have no

[00:51:21] region it's bigger than you speak that you i like i like that yeah no but um yeah it's it's it's come to my attention but they're very sneaky very sneaky umbrella people yeah very sneaky

[00:51:33] umbrella people it's probably those you know and i think one of the things that that happened was that people used actually umbrellas to pack drugs in on some point um oh yeah but that's

[00:51:43] that's why that's one of the reasons why umbrellas are banned how would you have to you have you seen an umbrella yeah yeah you can fold them and then they have this metal bar in the

[00:51:55] middle so if you if you put the drugs around the umbrella stem and pack it in aluminium foil it looks like it's just a very thick stem oh yeah so and then you fold it and then you know and and it

[00:52:09] rains okay yeah i get a good photo op but you know it looks better be a cool photo but yeah okay yeah so so but uh we are we're working on that we're working on the the drug problem

[00:52:23] finding out where it where it origins because um because we have tabs on all the ships that comes and goes i think but now i'm starting to think that maybe somebody is coming from the mainland

[00:52:34] and and bringing stuff yeah um there was in another country i don't remember i think it was norway that somebody had actually uh mounted on the outside bottom of a boat so you have to

[00:52:47] dive and get the drugs off the boat and i think that's something that is happening here because it was all over the news that that could happen in the small harbor in a very safe country as in

[00:52:56] norway why can't it happen here so we are looking into this so so my my head of security erin he is uh yeah erin he's trying to to um mobilize now a task force to to check that out i'm

[00:53:12] immense immense work he does have bad news for you he um i mean he asked you not to go into the throne room um because there was a crime scene set up um as you know i don't know how many

[00:53:24] how many homeless people are now living um in the castle i i don't know how many we decided but um late in the night we found one of the cleaners went in just to make sure are the

[00:53:34] security guards and found an umbrella left on your throne what yeah there's no suspects um bright very bright yellow do you know what yellow means it means the island p that is that is such a i don't know what to say that is uh that is really disrespectful

[00:53:57] that's that's yeah i would ask you to sit down but it's um i mean i feel really attacked yeah so did you mean p in the letter or p as an actual p the actual p the the yeah

[00:54:10] so they are they are symbol they're using symbolism yeah against me against you yeah on your birthday as well i mean the worst time to do it yeah okay so erin is coming telling me this yeah and i will go

[00:54:23] in and i will see it for myself because don't you don't think i should i honestly it's it's you know what we i don't think you should because some people try to say well maybe it's just a parasol but it's a very small umbrella

[00:54:36] it's actually the one you put on your head do you know when you did the strap oh no really yeah it's a yellow head umbrella yeah yeah do you do you think that it's somebody that lives

[00:54:46] with you now i think it's one of the homeless and by the way i appreciate i just want to say just for this podcast just get out of this scene this podcast does not in any way

[00:54:52] want to denigrate or antagonize the homeless community this is just a speech no yeah absolutely not absolutely not back into the podcast the fucking homeless did it um but we don't know who you let in 100 people stay here it can't be that person can't be categorized as homeless

[00:55:10] because they have a home with me farmer farmer temporarily in the castle with you yes why would they do that i took them into my home and i let them live with me and of course we

[00:55:21] don't eat together but but they have also they can go into the the garden and sit under the the parasols yeah that's the closest thing you get an umbrella why would they then put and that has to

[00:55:33] be a black market umbrella oh definitely where's where is she where are they going to get anything and how could he get like aren't they usually with with the the different colors i've never

[00:55:44] seen a yellow one that i think he he colored it in yeah he colored he colored the rest of it in it was it was yeah oh with the highlighter a lot of highlighter so this was this was it took hours

[00:55:55] this was premeditated this was premeditated what do you think they're what do you think they want to say i i need to i need to figure out that i think because it's an umbrella that put on

[00:56:05] your head and it's to color a p and it put on your throne they're calling you in for a piss it's classic psychological warfare there are they yeah i think you think this is a is a

[00:56:17] this must be some kind of some kind of rebellion oh it's definitely it can't just be one person do you think you do know anything about this are you accusing Aaron yeah no why would i do it

[00:56:29] i just beat up some cameraman for you yeah good okay we need we need to don't get paranoid you have to you have to i'm getting paranoid because i'm trying to be nice look i round up all the

[00:56:41] hundred former homeless and i'll leave you an umbrella yeah somebody painted like colored yellow i really i i've never been this this this is stressed about this is the worst day of your administration so far yeah because i feel that this must be the beginning of something big

[00:56:57] i think you're gonna have start knife and whoever's living in here are for me but yeah people are coming in are you kicking them all out you want us to kick them out we haven't done

[00:57:06] anything i kind of want to but i feel that i should rather just um remove myself from the situation maybe i should find somewhere else to stay because if i if i kick them out of the castle then

[00:57:19] you can't let them win huge news story i can't no i can't do that no i don't want to i i can't i can't remove the situation in that way but i can't remove myself very very well part of

[00:57:30] the new castle would probably be done by now so you could move in there just make it as if oh and i'm just testing out you know the wi-fi there and that's a great idea now see yeah that's a great

[00:57:39] idea i think they might have actually finished one of the rooms yeah yeah um i think i i think i might do that and then we can just make up this story about that i yeah the wi-fi i had to test

[00:57:51] the wi-fi just test the wi-fi yeah yeah people understand that okay and you're leaving the old castle you're not fleeing we're not gonna have any words like that i'm just taking a couple of days

[00:58:01] days check yes yeah in the meantime we'll we'll we'll do do you want us to block it do you not block it do you want us to lock in the the farm or homeless that are in the old castle and

[00:58:12] start interviewing like really crack some backs break some skulls shave some toes it sounds a little bit maybe a little bit too harsh right off the bat but i think interviews would be nice

[00:58:24] but okay look don't let them go outside nobody's load out yeah yeah okay it's a little bit like it's not a murder investigation but they're trying to murder my reputation and trying to send me

[00:58:37] send me a message that i really don't appreciate and i don't want this to escalate so and luckily there's so bad wi-fi that they can't contact anybody yeah yeah they're not going to be able

[00:58:48] to contact the outside world just say for a couple of days and just let them let them be interviewed and just figure out that if they don't want to talk if they don't know anything then maybe

[00:59:01] talk to the alchemist he's i like to call him the alchemist but he is a doctor he's a doctor okay if he has something that can help the investigation okay okay oh yeah yeah yeah um we you've you've gone through you know tough couple hours um

[00:59:22] do you want some good news do you want some good good easy easy questions good news stuff like that no i'd be needed um first thing is new new castles wi-fi is is pretty good 5g working

[00:59:34] away fine yeah no it's quite good yeah um i normally asked at some point someone you know what's their favorite movie franchise i'm not going to ask you that because of the fact that um

[00:59:46] a lot of us went over last year and watched Lord rings marten on the one thing did i ever tell you i have the one ring i got that in a challenging yeah um yes congratulations

[00:59:57] yeah thank you um so you get an email straight away get an email working right um yeah one of the wi-fi is working it is from new line cinema i think they were the ones who did yeah so they are

[01:00:14] making a lord of the rings um who was your favorite character in Lord rings oh aragon aragon yeah they're making they're making a uh prequel about aragon um they would love they would love

[01:00:29] oh if you would just just a cameo right we appreciate your very busy busy busy yeah um would you play yourself or do you think you'd play a character oh i would i would um

[01:00:42] i would love to play myself but but it depends on what character they're offering but i think we're kind of you know it's only so basically the scene where we're thinking of

[01:00:53] including you in is um this is just moments i guess before fellowship of ring so you know we've de-aged beagle he's he's up first um you remember the bit in Lord rings the

[01:01:05] hobbits go into brie they go into the pub yes and that's where they meet strider which is actually aragon um we just want to film that scene before they show up when aragon comes into the

[01:01:17] into the the pub so do you have any idea would you like to play somebody who works there or someone who's just there i would like to to be um a tavern girl in brie that uh has lost her lost

[01:01:32] something you know that needs his help that he has to have this whole side quest yeah um of finding this thing if it's a maybe a child or some heirloom or something that we play by

[01:01:44] yeah yeah heirloom because of the jewelry yeah that might be nice yeah yeah okay what we do is thanks for thanks for letting us film this bit here um we're just gonna go action and do this roleplay scene

[01:01:56] i'll get into character now i'm already in it um i have aragon in my back pocket um so okay yeah action we have aragon coming into the opening the door the hub and go on and i am running from

[01:02:10] person to person and asking if they have have um heard anything about somebody coming in with something that is uh it's very that they want to sell that is very rare and important that i'm

[01:02:22] asking people that have you seen have you seen this there was an um an older man that stole this thing and i'm looking for him so i'm running around to everybody and nobody wants to have

[01:02:31] anything to do with me okay then i see this rugged handsome man coming through the door just shaking water it's the slow motion doors open yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah opening yeah slowly

[01:02:44] looking at me yeah i stop in my tracks and i look at him and i feel that this is the person that can help me and i run over to him and i almost crash into him because somebody's trying to trip me

[01:02:56] i don't know why people don't really like me that much maybe i'm labeled as a hysteric woman but i ask him if he will be the one to help me oh uh anything please please please can you help me i'm

[01:03:12] in i'm in such big trouble somebody has stolen something important to me okay okay i was gonna say oh my god oh uh okay uh well i was okay yes what what do you need my lady i just need somebody

[01:03:25] that can track a person for me and then i you know of course i'm smarkin saying i guess i can track somebody tell me everything you know what what do you need i was in my living room

[01:03:37] and my parents just died a week ago oh sorry thank you when's the funeral i'd love to show up for the week yeah it is in two days from now okay tell me it's about yeah it's about five minutes walk

[01:03:49] from this right okay and um yeah and uh i heard a crash in the in the was that your parents oh yeah probably on parents ghosts oh my god i'm so stressed i'm so sad i'm in such dire need

[01:04:05] okay calm down calm down and uh and and then i heard a crash from the kitchen because i was in the living room crying because of the heartache and um and then uh i remembered that oh no in the

[01:04:17] kitchen there our family heirloom which is this very expensive necklace that is very very old it's laying on the kitchen counter in this beautiful box and i remembered that and i ran

[01:04:29] to to see who was in the kitchen and then he was gone and i saw outside the window i saw somebody there was an old man with a beard that was turning to me and smiling and running away

[01:04:42] he was an old bearded guy with a grin did he ever with his hat on him maybe he did i didn't see because my eyes were so so uh so blurry from my tears from my sorrow and despair

[01:04:53] okay um he might actually have had a pointy hat yes okay come with me and then and i grab you by the arm but like in a forceful but very gentlemanly way do not just just grab by it yeah let's get over

[01:05:04] here and i feel oddly aroused by that oh oh right okay um in my confusion okay strider sits down in the corner and he's like okay uh the fire looks nice there okay i have to sit here and wait

[01:05:16] okay well who do you think would have done that do you have any known enemies people seem to trip you a lot when we were walking over my my my dad had an uncle that did not like that we inherited

[01:05:29] his family heirloom and uh he might have taken it but it might also have been my my my mom's daughter's friend her mom's very many weird friends friends okay okay yeah um yeah or maybe somebody put on a fake beard i didn't see it through the rain

[01:05:48] oh uh okay so listen i'm actually really busy i'm waiting for four hobbits uh i can't really help but if you want to go do you think the hobbits might have done it like two hobbits in a coat

[01:06:00] standing up i don't think they've reached here yet i think at least ganda the old wizard that i what no no uh do they do no they're young do they like shiny things

[01:06:09] um dude who doesn't i guess you know yeah that's true yeah but will you help me later then when you've met these hobbits uh i might be a bit busy to be honest um wait wait wait wait

[01:06:22] were they wearing all black yes yes i think so i think so black or dark blue okay the nasgullar notoriously confused by jewelry so they might have thought they were stealing the one ring

[01:06:33] do you don't do you know what the nasgullar my family what do you know what the nasgullar i think i've heard rumors yes aren't they the dark black writers that seems very you seem to know a lot about world history i know no i'm just i'm just made

[01:06:48] an indistress you are in distress um yes you know don't not don't put yourself down um yeah but i can if you will sit there exactly as you do yeah smoking your pipe and um do you want me to

[01:07:00] take off in a rebel not to show is can i then sit right over here and just get you for a minute yeah enough do you want to just in a non creepy stalker way no that's fine um i'm trying to i mean

[01:07:12] do you want to do you want to have something eat with me i don't love that grapes i am so sad so if you can handle me in my in my terror and my heart is coming off creepy um yeah i know

[01:07:25] if you have grapes or anything i have a drink you know yes cheer up i give give a nudge you know oh yes i'm i am here now yes you need a do you need a hug i would love i would love a hug

[01:07:37] big big embrace you smell like horse but that's okay i hey i haven't been to a horror house in months i um sorry that's rude eric oh no no the horse has traveled far and wide um yes i like it though

[01:07:52] it it's musky it's very do you want to do you want to go on a horse ride later i would love that if you are not too busy with those hobbits i know i'm using great what's your name my name is

[01:08:05] my parents gave me a really weird name oh i don't want to tell you i don't want to tell you so you can just call me mary pie mary pie mary pie what a lovely name um yeah it shines brightly um yeah and

[01:08:19] gives a bit like a diamond like like a diamond um yeah this is great um yeah let's turn into a oh shit you're over there and in a tour you don't like tevin tavern girls and then yeah

[01:08:35] puts you out of camera shot so that's what you don't see in the extended edition yeah because i went to sit over there uh i'm just looking at him yeah yeah and in non creepy stalker way no no no

[01:08:44] no no that's why there's if you've noticed closely friend you're listening in the extended edition there's a ball of grapes on uh striders oh yes table yeah yeah yeah yeah that's yeah that's

[01:08:53] true cannon yay well done i'm just i'm just i'm just so so uh i'm i'm i have not been focusing on the bowl of grapes to be honest i was trying to think of something that's romantic food for sexy food for

[01:09:07] harry darmah other grapes are very stereotypical but who does that people that want to recreate cinema moments yeah like caesar and cleopatra or something with it that's something like that i

[01:09:18] thought like oh maybe i was either thinking that or jeff gold room in um drossick park is like do you want him to like take off a few buttons and just lie back as long as it's not small cherry

[01:09:28] tomatoes i'm good no no these are it's actually a watermelon um but you know reference to to the the scene with oh what's his name oh damn the dad of borough me and farmer oh god yes yeah yeah

[01:09:43] hey reference that's good right i completely missed that i'm just coming like all the inside of the denitor is next to us and he's like with the eating them gone oh she could have been with me

[01:09:58] we could we could we could done this kind of uh kind of sensory like doing just eating tomatoes you think oh sorry that listening to this baby can't eat that no but this game look has gone out here

[01:10:15] you know you've unlocked my brain now i'm just like oh how many things we could do should we write this together i can be like let's write this kind of erotic novel thing about erogorn in this tavern girl

[01:10:28] in distress that is actually a secret agent or something out to like spy on him or something do you know how no that's probably already genre do you know how uh a lot of movies will take

[01:10:38] something like um uh we need a poo and then they'll be like oh we'll make it a horror should we take especially now when when disney doesn't own win in the poo anymore or should we take a horror like human centipede and make it

[01:10:53] and make it like a the opposite what if they call this sensory romcom just sensory romcom yeah i have to change the bit there have to be a couple of changes but yeah but whatever if we have

[01:11:05] the if we don't get any rights infringement that would be cool yeah just do it as an audio doing this voice working just do it as an audio definitely yes okay but now we can talk more about

[01:11:16] that okay yeah that's later so okay what the fuck are we doing uh well done well done good good good good origins for um this is fun okay we uh have good news here paul your finance guy um yes oh paul

[01:11:29] uh yeah hi hi there you're giving me some good news i have good news here we have loads of money oh we do now yeah and i'm to be honest um just to hate the fight it's countries going well the jewelry

[01:11:41] the merry-go-round is strong people are paying their taxes on time they're paying their taxes on time you know um so because of that um the people were the people have a request they would love

[01:11:52] to use that money and go look we want to i know you have a castle i know you have a second castle i know the name of this capital is named after you and the country and everything but we want to

[01:12:01] build you a monument or something i was just about to say do you want to build me a statue i've thought about it for years but i just thought that it was very very very

[01:12:11] egocentrical but if they want to do it that would be so cool i'll let you in a bit of secret that um people have been saying around town they have been thinking about asking you

[01:12:23] for years because they were a little bit and if i dare say the word a night that you were too humble to build it yourself because you could so they were like i wish your highness was just

[01:12:34] just a bit more ego egocentric um so yeah can we build you a statue i would i would love that it would be an honor to me this is the best day of my life we don't really have ideas like what type

[01:12:44] but so we're building a statue of you as long as it's not me kicking somebody in the face i'm happy with anything do you want to kick something bad do you want to kick an umbrella

[01:12:51] maybe a dragon or a dragon a dragon i know dragons are extinct but yeah but you know it's um no i know that would probably too much don't you think that would be too much oh no we will

[01:13:02] just out of stone do you remember like the the no wait was it oh do you know the classes of roads yeah we do something like that like it'll it'll be in the harbor oh yes that would be lovely like

[01:13:16] the like the little mermaids statue in in danmark in the harbor that would be amazing i did not have one um there is that's a code word yeah the little mermaid statue in danmark i don't know where it is

[01:13:29] i don't think it's in culpiny oh i see it here oh yeah but we're gonna build you a big one right this is going to bigger one that's all i'm i'm so humbled i'm so thankful this is this is an

[01:13:40] honor to me that that somebody thought of this and like yeah we were kind of taking 330 meters that big eiffel tower yeah oh like maybe maybe is it how how how big of a height difference is

[01:13:56] between the eiffel tower and the statue of liberty oh check the statue of liberty so i was thinking if we did that if we did the dragon then on one side of the the bay we could have the dragon looking all

[01:14:05] intense yes and then you and the other side and your are you left foot or right foot it i am a right foot right hand right foot of dan then your right foot could be coming up to kick him

[01:14:18] and that would be like a kind of like it not a bridge that people walk over but just like an arch right oh but bridge so people can stand on my foot you know a lot of people eat so

[01:14:29] look imagine that um as a photo shot the world's biggest foot it's 100 its statue liberty is 151 feet 40 46 meters um it's 151 feet so yeah something something between that and the eiffel tower around that yeah yeah yeah we were very cool but aren't they sure they want to do this

[01:14:57] i mean can we can we please and if i am ever allowed may i speak freely your highness yes you may speak may we please or once do something for you oh yes yes yay i have the media yes tell the

[01:15:15] media that this was was completely to be could to be completely off guard and i am so honored and and humbled yeah um by by this request and i i i say deeply um appreciative thank you to everybody

[01:15:30] who um who stand behind this project and you imagine the sun shining down on the sparkly water because the water is good around around that harvard bay and everything and then the gold in your

[01:15:42] in your um tiara crown thing sparkling in the sun as you super kick a dragon in my in my long blonde hair oh my gosh i i can't and can't envision it how long do you think it will take

[01:15:56] oh we are getting everyone on this so this is going to be is it be this we done soon do you want us to get the dragon up first or you the dragon first because yeah you can kind of see the proportions done yeah yeah that's fine

[01:16:08] we will work that that's no problem we'll get on that yeah that's that it's gonna cost a hundred billion that's fine right yes yes i mean we're okay but we have the money we have the

[01:16:17] money if we have enough money for that and we won't take a huge huge hit by it then yes of course and and and you can take the stone from anywhere or and if it could be like some pieces

[01:16:30] of it be gold plated oh yeah yeah we know that it tastes like stone like the necklace and the tiara and yeah and maybe my fingernails and toenails and stuff yeah i think about that in the sun oh my

[01:16:41] gosh yeah touch it up with nice sparkly not solid gold or not solid stone but yeah yeah yeah fantastic we make sure that it makes gives a lot of shade in the place you put it because

[01:16:53] it's really really hot here oh god yeah yeah yeah in the summer and since we're not allowed to have umbrellas as you know no yeah make it huge so that it would be shadow on nice parts of the

[01:17:05] sitting oh this will be it's a great idea okay paul is running off there arna is going to come in with some bad news um so hello hello your highness um i have a bit of bad news no i do have good news

[01:17:20] there's going to be bad news for us but there is good news okay um we are after filing a coup attempt what yeah there was actually plans to people in the uh old castle dude they actually had plans

[01:17:35] drawn out to to remove you bam out tomorrow now we've caught them like permanently what yeah when they were just going to put you on a boat and ship you off um to how do they expect to be able to do that

[01:17:47] it's middle of the night they thought you'd run into the throne room and they were gonna kidnap me yeah yeah so what do you want us to do with them they're all kidnapped they're done they're all

[01:17:55] kidnapped but they're all caught that's fine what would you like to do all of them all of the 10 or 2015 i don't know i don't remember how there was so many yeah we couldn't even count i think there

[01:18:05] was 50 um all of them all of everything we wanted marina it wasn't because of the wi-fi was it because they didn't have wi-fi it was because of the wi-fi and they couldn't see the interview and anderson

[01:18:14] was also involved what yeah yeah he wasn't happy with your i kind of understand the wi-fi issue but they didn't have to go that far no no no i feel i feel assaulted i took them into my home

[01:18:27] and gave them food from my table and then they do this they how did how did you find out um we they had written down everything because they had no wi-fi so they couldn't text you so

[01:18:38] they have to write so they sent they sent like in a school they send letters yeah yeah i thought i thought you locked them up in different rooms but but oh no we just had them in the castle and yeah

[01:18:48] you let them go free okay yeah no no no in the castle it's kind of what i said i said just lock them in the castle i didn't say specifically lock each and everyone in each and

[01:18:57] yeah oh my gosh where are they now are they in the castle but they're all cleaned up hug tight they're all hug tight to the on the floor yeah okay are they in pain

[01:19:11] they are um yes they are okay okay we don't have to do anything about that uh urgently but but um what what are what what do we do with them this has never happened before i have i have no idea

[01:19:26] how to how to feel about this i feel onto a ship straight to Antarctica good luck in the cold yeah maybe to Tulum i've heard that in Tulum it's it's very very unstable right now where's Tulum

[01:19:38] Tulum it's it's on the coast of Mexico okay we're shipping them to Mexico so i'll get i'll get on the phone to Mexico and say do it because i don't think that they deserve

[01:19:47] for us to uh to actually ship them that far and spend a lot of my statue money i mean i mean money of the country and spend that on shipping them all the way to Antarctica when we can just

[01:20:00] ship them to the mainland and and see how they deal with that there there's no castles for them there i um i think we can do that we will go straight to Mexico at them we'll tell i'll tell Mexico that

[01:20:14] um they do us a favor here you know we maybe do a deal on jewels in the future or something like that we will be fine yeah exactly exactly just a little bit of transactional uh deal there

[01:20:24] and because we can't have them here because no god no if they if this ideology of if this idea has spread i i'm not really safe anymore we need to figure out if anybody had any

[01:20:38] any wi-fi or any 5g god if it got out 4g or or god forbid 3g a fucking animal to get any of this information out because i haven't even spoken to them i mean that's the problem but thank god

[01:20:51] you are out of the old castle yeah but but if i were if i were kinder to them and actually spoke with them they wouldn't feel so isolated i don't know your highness we had seen they had gathered

[01:21:03] a collection of umbrellas to be to it no see i don't want the front page of the magazine saying that i was stabbed to death by umbrellas that would be the end of me literally the end of me

[01:21:15] your highness these weren't these weren't um those types of umbrellas these were bubble umbrellas you know the bubble umbrellas yeah yeah yeah those those ones the the worst types of

[01:21:25] umbrella um do they get them we need to get to the bottom of all of this or i'm not going to be able to sleep hey hey there's a documentary about the building of your statue you stay there in the new

[01:21:35] castle wi-fi is great so you'll be able to stream it i'll go deal with them that's fine now yeah do you have to make a statement you have to like go out and say that i'm okay but i'd say we

[01:21:45] keep this nobody knows they were locked in the castle you did good there so that's that's okay okay so so but what if they have family that wonder where they are are they going to storm

[01:21:53] the old castle or what do you think we don't think you're strong enough we we no no no guards outside we'll put guards outside and yeah and pretend that there is an outbreak of a deadly disease like

[01:22:06] it co-v19 yes the cast and it's it's uh it's now uh and um it has been uh deforming into something that is like a hyper virus or something and we can we can make it seem like it's from the last

[01:22:20] of us this year you said there was there was an umbrella found and that's what brought it in we'll get people fears for umbrellas okay yes yes that's good yes great iron is going to leave now

[01:22:29] there's a knock on the door again it's paul hey hey hey your highness hey do you have any good news for me oh no no don't say that paul okay tell me i'm i'm ready what do you want to say to me

[01:22:45] remember i said there was like um 100 million in in in surplus in your finances yeah yeah it turns out um and by the way i'm just gonna make this quick because i'm on i'm on holiday

[01:22:56] in a few minutes i'm going to Croatia for four weeks but um there was actually a minus sign in front of it so we were actually a minus hundred billion and now we're after spending another

[01:23:05] hundred billion so the international monetary fund is kind of saying hey you're broke we might have to come in and take over um so i thought you might need to figure out how to

[01:23:13] make money quick now do i have to sell all of my necklaces all of my jewelry do you think that would do anything i could bring in a bit yeah if you're promising like from now on any i think i spoke

[01:23:26] too too soon i don't want to do that i want to park park with my babies thanks anyway your highness i'm gonna go on holiday no no no no you just dump this on me but i'm on oh he leaves so just

[01:23:39] i'm your advisor now again in your head what are you watching gonna just sell the jewelry sell the crown jewels i don't want to sell the jewelry yeah i don't want to what are gone is in

[01:23:49] the corner shaking his head beagle is just no but how did this happen oh paul forgot no paul forgot that there was a minus sign in front of the balance sheet so just okay okay erin yeah yeah

[01:24:04] erin can you can you follow paul and make sure that um he um he does not leave to craig for four weeks him and his five kids yes okay we're gonna hold them down to my dungeon and i will deal with

[01:24:18] them there okay um there was five top let's not six top let's yeah yeah i don't care just get him down there and i will deal with it okay okay i'm putting them all down there okay uh a lot of money

[01:24:31] yeah i mean the statue is built on it looks great yeah you know looks very nice looks very nice you might maybe maybe charge a bit of entrance fee for a while yeah you know maybe yeah to go on the bridge

[01:24:44] to go on the bridge to go on the bridge yeah i think i think so and then we can do but like bungee jumping from it oh yeah paul is the first one we'll have to pay for that and then we will do some boat

[01:24:54] cruises and we will give tours of my old castle and uh can we make um make it so that it will be like a hotel resort with the garden and also i will sell off my least favorite of my jewelry

[01:25:12] on an auction tomorrow yes set up set that up for me and i will also have to um talk with paul by any means necessary to figure out how this happened and we will resume the building of

[01:25:27] the homeless shelter but it will now be a hotel so that we can earn money it will be a hotel and invite all the billionaires that you have the contact contact information and we will have a huge

[01:25:38] party where we will make sure that they leave with a little bit less money and jewelry than thinking nice okay good now i will do all that that's all good i also just quickly checked

[01:25:49] up the eiffel tower makes very quickly so i could be wrong but it makes a nearly 90 million a year so you can easily say that that thing is making 100 million easy right yeah yeah just copy their way of

[01:26:00] doing years and you're fine okay um yeah what i'm gonna ask i'm asking last question because at some point like a lot of things has been thrown your way not a lot of challenges yes at some point

[01:26:09] you're gonna want to decide look i've done my duty i'm going to announce an error um and i'm just curious who you'd announce the only thing i'd say and this is you have to pick someone who is alive

[01:26:20] now it can't be like oh i would pick my great great grandson in the future it has to be somebody that actually exists right now yeah but it can be anyone anyone in the world who you would say

[01:26:30] people of marie island i'm stepping down they all cry of course and then tom holland oh you went right home seems like a great guy with the level head and he's dating

[01:26:43] sunday so she will be the queen or empress uh and i think that they would i think they would do great job they seem like yeah really cool young people that will understand the times i think

[01:26:55] do would so they would take your new castle what are you gonna do you're gonna stay in the island or are you leaving i'm gonna make another castle a little cottage castle in the woods would maybe

[01:27:04] 15 servants i think uh what happened to paul do you think i think paul dolly you were gonna say deli you were gonna say deli no i was gonna say he took a long extended

[01:27:18] paid vacation without his kids uh which is now uh working for you in the cottage yes oh yes because i had to take them under my wing because on their dad's uh and mom's vacation uh they

[01:27:33] moderate that for years um oh yeah there's yeah um they're possible stepmother yeah that he went on the trip with because he did not want uh his kids to come because he had an affair or he was dating

[01:27:47] this woman he was a bad man yeah he was a really bad man so he just left left them and he fell off a cliff in in uh in um korea she was in Canada oh oh jesus yeah you said in the canada

[01:28:01] even though there are so nice mountains in canada it's so many opportunities to just fall off cliffs so uh he went there and he fell off a cliff uh and he dragged his um his girlfriend with him

[01:28:14] so i was so i was so i did not kill anybody they fell off a cliff it was a bear i've heard that it's a lot of yeah the bear it ran to them and it he'd rather fall off a cliff than to be

[01:28:28] eaten by a bear and i understand that i would do the same thing so paul is he he sacrificed uh his girlfriend and his girlfriend yeah he probably pushed her first because he was a terrible human

[01:28:39] being that was able to crash almost our entire economy but i was so sad to tell his kids this so i took them under my wing and now they are cooking amazing meals for me and all my guests so

[01:28:50] and uh i think uh tom and zendaya is doing a great great job uh all is also my oldest brother because this was too much for me the scandal and uh and now i have a statue and it's it's a big job to have a

[01:29:02] statue i'm tell you i'm just curious curious are you bringing erin along is he going to be your longtime faithful assistance uh bodyguard oh yes erin he he is uh i think he's trustworthy

[01:29:15] unless he proves otherwise so he will be by my side and maybe we'll be suspicious about him aren't you i'm not suspicious about him uh i am suspicious about some other people but that is a story

[01:29:28] but erin has proven his uh his loyalty to me so unless he's the one that do you think he did the umbrella i mean he never mentioned them ever again bina um thank you erin for for being purpose you can no longer be impressed now

[01:29:47] it's done finished oh my gosh this tapped into into things it's um it's as we talked about uh that i am very this kind of people pleaser so this was fun for me to tap into some some kind of

[01:29:58] very two-sided person that wants to be good it's like being a a Slytherin and a Hufflepuff at the same time yeah i uh i hope it comes out on this podcast that i could notice the

[01:30:10] change in tone at some questions yes yeah isn't that a nice and and um what is it called a pass it to the character yes different sides and different thoughts that you want to be good

[01:30:22] so much and you want to have this fantasy but then reality is actually striking it's a kind of you actually have to be straight front hand yeah because you've at least got a massive

[01:30:30] statue at all so yes at least i got a statue in the end i also had a cottage but then i had to give up my throne because i was so overwhelmed i was over i mean at some point you're going

[01:30:40] to give up power to someone so they were good choices yeah thank you thank you where do where do people find you on blind i'm on instagram at uh marianne with two n's so it's

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[01:31:39] not really on tiktok for anything so instagram is kind of the the golden goose of my the inside into my life hey uh thank you thank you for doing this thank you for having me i it was so much fun

[01:31:52] thank you i had fun too i and thank you to anyone who listens or everyone who listens um yes time training podcast i guess it's on like blue sky treads x it might be on i don't know right this

[01:32:05] podcast to uh to maybe get more of me oh i would love to come back yes oh we can do a different universe i'll do a different universe your leader like something in space i have an idea

[01:32:17] for that oh okay okay let's not look at so so uh tune in for the next episode there could be a space team of tired in training do you i don't have an outro for this so i'll say do you have any

[01:32:31] advice to your citizens as you leave you're you're going on your boat or you're no you're i'm going on my carriage into my uh my new cabin yes and i would say be kind to each other

[01:32:45] don't be too hard on yourself and remember to drink a lot of and use sunscreen oh very good okay there you go um like minus 20 or something over there now is low right now yes it is yeah fair enough okay bye everyone bye