Tyrant In Training Episode 40 Alexis Adkins, Her Most Royal Highness and Empress and Czarina of the Vagina Isles

[00:00:05] Hello, what were you no you're not the host now? Okay, so what's happened here is? I'm the host Kevin Ryan. This is a podcast Tyrants in training podcast Your voice is too low sometimes

[00:00:18] Why that asked you to sit where I usually in the host seat in the host seat as it were and asked you to press a single button And then you figured you can start this I'm gonna drink with you right now. You're gone one week

[00:00:30] Your mother puts ideas in your head This is our second attempt at this intro. Yeah, I learned something That I'm going to find out in a few minutes. It's that Celine really doesn't want you to Google Celine line So I'm very curious. There won't be anything

[00:00:47] Explain what this podcast is about You talk to people and you ask you ask some questions about what they'd be like if they ruled their own country Yes, that's it. Yeah perfect

[00:00:58] Okay, so I also want to mention I've been trying to figure out obviously, you know ways to get this Podcast looking more people get eyes on it like that right get get tips off other more successful podcasts Okay, except your organ because you know but

[00:01:13] There's a new thing I don't know did I explain this to you? So do you know when you look on tiktok and any stories or reels or anything like that? Yeah, there's usually people will put Music under clips. Oh, yeah, and it's always yeah

[00:01:28] And it's always it's fine when there's no sound required. So whatever whatever on but when it's just like two baby monkeys hugging each other Absolutely fine don't need audio. Yeah, but then when it's something like father learns that he's he's about to become a grandfather and

[00:01:45] Dramatic music and it's dramatic music under it while they're speaking and you're like what the fuck is this about right? But that's apparently the way it is the new thing though apparently is podcasts do it Oh

[00:01:57] Podcast put epic music under two people just fucking talking about advice. Yeah, I think that's what I'm gonna have to start doing So we're gonna do this for maybe 10 seconds 15 seconds. Okay. Give it a break. Yeah

[00:02:10] Now I'm gonna put in some epic music right now. Let's talk about some advice. Let's give advice quick Go Okay, we're thinking about it. It's someone sitting down listening to this for in work

[00:02:26] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no unsolicited voices the way you do it go Always make sure no, no, no, no when you're talking to someone. No, how'd you get ahead in a job? Go

[00:02:39] Um, just just just make sure you do everything to the best of your ability But it's all about other people You have to you have to say like when you want to get ahead in life you have to remember some people and don't have to work

[00:02:51] As you could view so you always have to push forward. Yeah, that's such a mean way of doing exactly That's how we're gonna get big in this Well, if you want to get ahead in life then you got to just you got to walk all over everybody else

[00:03:04] Yeah, that's what I find as well, you know, nobody is as good as you you're the best person And you're the only important person you're the main character of your own movie

[00:03:12] And you need to and when does that happen to you? Have you done that or have you experienced all the time every day every day? You walk over. Yeah, look what I just did

[00:03:20] Taking over this podcast my soul is broken. Yeah, okay. Um, perfect. That'll get us more views epic music cancelled So if you want to listen to the no if you want to follow this podcast, uh, you should look on instagram

[00:03:32] Shrides blues guy twitter. Um, you'll find me at kevryanperson on all of them And yeah, um, okay. Oh, oh join here join here on the come back. Yes. Yes. Yes I'm just gonna stay on holiday and fuck you

[00:03:48] I mean, maybe it's not a full-on bloody war, but you know The war of you know trying to break boundaries and appropriately I am the royal highness not the deity highness That there's the hymen And we really appreciate everything that berry the handless wonder has done

[00:04:12] I didn't expect it to be so sexually charged Neither did I it's not no, no, it's fine. I should mention so the guest yeah is independent filmmaker and actress uh, elixir sadkins. Yes, okay. You can follow her on

[00:04:26] Uh, she hadn't told her anymore. I don't think it's active, but she's on instagram and threads and blue sky So if you look for the first two at Alexis dot atkins dot actor and blue sky is just alexis atkins. Um, do you know my handles off by heart?

[00:04:42] You always know all of these people's handles off by heart and you wouldn't That's it's really that's damning In our relationship, I think I have a joke that I'll tell you later Okay, okay. Anyway back to the guest. Yes. Yes

[00:04:57] She is also known as if I can remember this top night her row here her most royal highness and empress and zarina of the vagina aisles Very nice. So this is going to be one of those walk feminist movements

[00:05:14] I don't even know what's not don't worry about it. Um, but yeah, here you are. That sounds good That's the first time I think I've listened to one where I've had a visible reaction to like oh, yeah Yeah, that was a busy. Yeah

[00:05:26] What's it expecting this? Okay. All right. Um, by everyone. Thanks for listening. Bye everyone I've always likened myself to be a um Malevolent dictator Why malevolent because there's a large portion of the population that I don't like Who are those people?

[00:05:50] I mean like if I were to actually like try to try to target a group It's you know anybody who is A religious extremist Yes, and trying to impose their will onto others and I know that's very hypocritical because as a malevolent dictator

[00:06:06] I would be imposing my will on others But it would also be you know Like you're trying to Take advantage and abuse. No, we're gonna cut your head off because we don't need people like that

[00:06:18] The whole scenario of this podcast is you are the ruler of your own nation So you being malevolent and just deciding what you want There's a level of fairness of like no, we've all agreed to that

[00:06:29] Like by the way the people who sit on your island or live on your island now They've agreed like they have come into your island going. This is the way she is So right listen you said that

[00:06:40] You fancied yourself as a cult leader except a little bit too much work Yeah, I have a question. Do you think then you would prefer to be the leader of a cult or a leader of a country What's the difference? More people I imagine more administration Okay, um

[00:06:56] Probably get more money surely or I mean you get more More palaces bigger palaces soft up. You can probably do I mean I I've seen the way some of these cult leaders live

[00:07:06] I feel like uh, that's kind of a draw. Um, you might even get better palaces as a cult leader And honestly, I don't I don't need to be put up that well. So um I could you know, I could go either way on that

[00:07:18] Uh, I tell why don't you pick one and we'll we'll Beneagle these these questions into which well, I mean Your your your concept is all about, you know the leader of your own country or your own small island

[00:07:29] So let's let's go with the the cult leader of it. No, let's go with the leader of a country God, I was looking there that um, I mean, I'm gonna say this is the the richest it says the richest um

[00:07:41] Cult in the world is church of jesus christ of latter-day sains for an estimated wealth exceeding 100 billion Fair play to them. Well done to them. Okay, right. So Alexis, you have to think though first if you're going to run your own country

[00:07:54] Where would you put your country in the world? Like I we're not gonna take over a country for you Um, no, I'm gonna have it built from the ground up kind of like the Islands and the indian ocean. Yeah, um Are you cold or hot person?

[00:08:09] I'm a little more I'm a little more temperate So I would probably do like, you know, maybe off the california coast, um, or maybe like, uh, maybe uh Oh, papa new guinea sounds like it might be nice. There's a lot of uh, a lot of Pretty pretty temperate

[00:08:26] So I'd probably go off of it because you don't have as many hurricanes. You don't have as many typhoons. You don't have a lot of Uh tornadoes Where is that? Off the west coast of the states

[00:08:38] So you said off the coast of california was temperate. I've been there once that is hotter than the sun That is awful weather. I mean awfully hot. I mean

[00:08:48] No, maybe talking like, you know different perspectives. I mean like what's the hottest it gets in ireland in the summer? Uh, hold on a minute because you do it in a completely different way. Um, yeah, we we do the fahrenheit which makes no sense Okay, I'm going to

[00:09:03] Say like 25 degrees. This is where I shout to my fiance how hot it is in ireland, but uh, That's 25 degrees. We'll say 25 degrees, but that's for like Three weeks in the year and didn't you go back to You know Five or 10, um Okay, um 77 fahrenheit

[00:09:23] So see that to me is it, you know, that's So if you get like like central like the center of california, that's that's good Whereas like most of my life I've lived in the south At this point probably about half of it and you're looking at temperatures of

[00:09:42] The 40s celsius Which is 100 and something fahrenheit for the majority of the summer. Yeah, that's a bit that's a bit tough if you're doing that for the whole day That's yeah, yeah, actually jesus we i've i've been in 40 degrees weather once I think

[00:10:00] And then we were in spain or the summer nassomer and it was around 36 38 I think and yeah, that was tough jesus. Yeah, you know if it gets up into the

[00:10:10] You know the 80s and even the 90s. I'm fine. You're fine. Okay. Yeah, and that's even like with la being You know 102 It's you know, you can sweat that off and still you know, as long as you're staying hydrated

[00:10:26] You know, you sweat it off in your fine. Okay. Yeah So you're totally manageable. Hey, you you know more american more than me in here So you're saying off the coast of me Mexico off the coast of california Are you yeah, you wanted around there anyway, right? Yeah

[00:10:43] Fair enough. We can do that. We'll say there's like 10 million people on your island Exactly. So yeah, and you go further west and you've got more typhoons and more you also have you know the Whereas that particular stretch of ocean

[00:10:55] Hmm generally fairly calm. I mean you've got some issues, but it's not it's not so bad Okay. Yeah, okay. We um, we should think of a name for the island as well. Do you have any ideas what name you'd call This new country. Well, I thought about that

[00:11:11] And then I thought about you know naming it after one of the deities or even a saint And then I thought well, what if I just named it like vagina aisles Which is Vagina aisles nobody'll ever find it

[00:11:26] Well, no, I mean I'm from the vagina if I would name it clitoris aisles. No man would ever get there I still have not found a vagina Okay, wait, so there's gonna be more than one island because you said islands

[00:11:40] Um, you know, let's do like a little cluster kind of like Hawaii Yeah So yeah, they're so the main island can be the vagina aisle and then there's the the clitoral aisle Which will you know, that's the richest part of town. Yeah. Yeah, I figured

[00:11:57] Um, that's you know, not very many people are there hard to find Uh, okay. You get there. You're really excited. Is there is there two islands? My god, actually John, I'm not even gonna try and joke about this because I have so little knowledge of the female

[00:12:12] Genitalia you can do the lady a minor lady a major. There you go. There's the hymen Sometimes those those islands the highway surely is that's like the the one in Germany that that just goes straight through the country You can go as fast as you want on that

[00:12:29] Right, okay, the vagina this is where my originus comes into and I get really nervous saying the name of the country Um, do you have an idea what your hang on? I don't know what I have my fiance's

[00:12:40] Email on this laptop and an amazon order just came through and I'm nosy but I'm not looking there. I Have to ask you what Would your title be your official title as ruler of the giant islands her royal

[00:12:55] Highness and empress and Zarina. Okay, so all of that. Yes Okay, because if we're gonna go let's fucking go bull warlets Yeah, you're putting down a marker now that I am the fucking boss. I'm taking it all Okay, I'm gonna have to okay, man

[00:13:11] Parallel highness was the start of it our most royal highness empress and Zarina or Zara Zarina. Yeah, what's that? It's russian What? What is this arena? Um, actually, it's um The zah the russians had instead of kings and emperors they had zars. Oh, yes. That makes sense

[00:13:34] Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I was spelling it zar and that's what I was like What? Yeah, Zarina is a brand of russian Arragots or something I think I don't know. Oh, no, it's clothing line in russia. So, okay

[00:13:49] Zarina I'll change the name of that. So her most royal highness and empress and zarina. Yeah, okay Can I just suggest there because I've I've seen this with empress when when when anyone has chosen the word empress

[00:14:01] Like empresses obviously much grander than a queen, right? Right. You wouldn't go with goddess, no well I wouldn't want to There is that temptation to put yourself as a deity as opposed to royalty However

[00:14:17] You want to appease your deities and let them know that you respect them and they have powers that you don't So you want to recognize that while you may be appointed by deities. You are not a deity you and it shows some level of

[00:14:35] Humbleness maybe faux but there is a humbleness that you know, there is something greater than yourself So if people are walking around calling you Um, you know, hey your second most royal highness and empress and zarina

[00:14:49] They deity is obviously the most actual royal highness. They're not in trouble for saying that no Okay, so your name is actually isn't the most royal highness. It's the second most High, well, I'm still the most royal highness but

[00:15:05] My deities there's the deities are the highest ness. Yeah, so they're the most high But you're the most royal highness But they're right because I am the royal highness not the deity highness

[00:15:18] Oh, okay, right. I'm gonna have to make an edit to this again. Okay. Her most royal highness and in a deity is The most deat what the most deat me is height highness

[00:15:31] People are gonna listen to this and go how fucking high is she and believe it or not. I'm not no you just woke up and had a cup of Coffee, I I'm coming down with the flu. So

[00:15:41] It might be delirium kicking in early. Um, okay, so that's your official title It is Our most royal highness and empress and serena nobody's using your name alexis It's just that right Only my very close personal circle and they actually can call me alex

[00:15:59] What if someone out in the street says hey alex They would get called in to see why they felt that they could be that familiar Okay called into where into the police station. Uh into my into my royal, um courtroom the royal court

[00:16:15] To sit in front of me and and to explain why they felt that they could be that familiar Okay, well alex, I'll be honest. I've had a pretty bad day and I Realized I couldn't go on holiday this year

[00:16:27] So I'm not gonna see into nice and I thought should not be a great idea if I called you alex Then you'll bring me in here and I'll see this wonderful palace. So I've had a great day You've had a great day being chained up and um

[00:16:38] My kids are here as I was calling you alex the whole time are they chained up? Yeah Oh, if you're their parent then you need to take responsibility for how you're raising your child And if you're raising your child that they can treat other people however

[00:16:49] They want and disrespect other people's boundaries like that then everybody needs to learn a pretty fucking serious lesson Okay, but we're filming this because it's uh little barry's first word So can we just edit out that part where you chastised him for saying his first word?

[00:17:05] Okay, if it's his first word then um little barry is Going to be held in the royal nursery right until you prove that you are an adequate parent To raise little barry to be respectful of others and their boundaries

[00:17:23] Absolutely your most royal highness and imprisons arena. Um, sorry about that Um, I'll check I'll I'll get barry saying other words right now Um, you will have people checking up on you on a regular basis. Um for the first

[00:17:37] Five years of his life to make sure that you are actually doing that. Those will be probably quarterly Grant and after that depending on how you do We can either suspend these inspections or they can become more frequent or less frequent depending on how you do

[00:17:56] Well, I have no problem at all because um with that of course, not that it matters But I have a problem with it, but I am in a stable job. I'm actually the head of a charity that looks after um

[00:18:09] finds and looks after lost dogs and you know A lot of the money goes to actually finding the dogs not like some charities that like taking a lot of money Um, I've been married happily for the last 24 years. And yeah, no just just really nice guy

[00:18:22] No, I like to I like to niche sweaters for the homeless as well. So we'll see I appreciate what you're saying having lived in the united states and having some experience with Non people who create their own non-profits

[00:18:37] I do have to wonder if you are a narcissist because 90 percent of the people who create their own non-profits actually have severe narcissistic tendencies and want their own dictatorship as well and Are very abusive to those

[00:18:54] Who work with them in these so I need to I I need to dig deeper into that I I actually didn't create the charity It was my wife said dad who passed away and you know in a tragic accident that also left my um

[00:19:09] My my wife paralyzed. It's a very sad story. This is a comedy podcast and it has very fun to leave on tragically downhill Yeah, um, so yeah, I actually gave up a career as a world famous actor to to do this

[00:19:23] Um, I obviously don't put my name forward. No, but I appreciate if nobody knows I'm running this Um, I kind of got off the grid a bit. So I I'm not very comfortable with what people know and my name is out there

[00:19:34] So you would like me to keep your philanthropic things Private which is a boundary that you've said but yet you felt that you could cross my boundaries by calling me whatever you'd like It was just because I've been working 90 hours a week and you know, I am

[00:19:48] Do you know how many hours I work as the leader of this great land? No, how many hours do you are? I definitely put in more than 90 because this is a 24 hour situation here

[00:19:59] Oh, yeah, no, that's yeah, no, I appreciate it. I hey if you want to if you want to come to my house on holiday You're more welcome to we have and why should I

[00:20:07] Show the people of my great land that I should grace your house with my presence Why are you so enthusiast? I'm enthusiastic. Why are you so aggressive towards this poor man who just wanted a holiday and go to your palace Because I'm a lawyer, I'm an aggressive

[00:20:21] Okay, okay. No, uh, okay. Um, I you don't have to I'm sorry, you know, whatever you want You can do is he allowed to leave because you haven't chained up to the bench or whatever he's on now I'd probably uh put him someplace where he had the

[00:20:36] fear of deities Put uh sent into him and then I'd let him leave like his Spanish inquisition very stern. Don't do it again Okay, what happens if he does it again next year when he wants an oral holiday? You know what?

[00:20:47] No, you know, if you don't you don't break people's boundaries like that if you're gonna break something I mean, let's let's let's be honest about it me saying that certain people can call me alex versus alexis That's a privilege. Yeah. Yeah

[00:21:01] They don't even appreciate enough right and if you're going to break And and quite frankly in in this scheme of things That's kind of a soft bound. It's not a really important family Yeah, yeah

[00:21:14] But if you're going to be that if a person is going to be that disrespectful Of that kind of boundary and this I know is slippery slope logic However, it does there is a through line if you're going to be that disrespectful of that kind of boundary

[00:21:30] When there's a larger boundary out there. Are you actually going to respect it? I do have to ask and it's not something I would promote at all of course but When barry grows up and he's 22 years old and then he sees you out in the street

[00:21:42] Summer and then he goes god Alex is doing a great job and runs up and slaps you on the boat like a sports team and went great job, alex What happens to that man? He is instantly dead. Is he you know anybody who?

[00:21:54] Slaps a woman on the ass just you know Hey, if you are a stranger and you go up and you slap a woman on the ass Yeah at the very least you can't you should expect to draw back a nub In fact, I'll even

[00:22:07] I'll even broaden that you walk up to a stranger. You don't know and you give them a firm smack on the ass You deserve you you need to be prepared to draw back a nub when you say draw back a nub

[00:22:19] You mean their hand is being chopped off. Yeah, right, right, right, right? Okay. Yeah No, I just wanted to see where the line the lines are, you know Is he instantly put it into a wall or you don't touch another you don't touch a stranger like that without

[00:22:32] You know, you don't know, you know, it's one thing to be in a bar and to give someone, you know, a little You know a little chump a little nudge on the shoulder or something like that

[00:22:41] You know because you're having a good time or like a little slap on the shoulder. Okay, you know And people are open, you know people are very welcome to say hey, I don't like that Yeah But to walk up, you know

[00:22:53] Would you walk up to a dude in a bar? Would you walk up to anyone in a bar and like grab their crotch? But no, I tried out to anyone in a bar and you know grab onto a tip

[00:23:05] Why yeah that that is literally you saying that you need that you need whether you you acknowledge it consciously or not You're saying that you need to assert dominance over another person Yeah, you need to assert dominance over a stranger. You know, it's not like

[00:23:20] You know, it's not like Barry and I are on a football team and we just made a touchdown and we're like You know, uh, and you know giving each other a smack on the ass great play

[00:23:30] We're gonna help start man. What weird because generally that's the that's the um That's the go-to reference when it's like, oh, it's okay to do that When we're on the same team and you score a touchdown now a great job and smack in the butt And you're like

[00:23:46] Even if you're on the opposite team and it's just a really good play and you're showing respect, you know, okay I mean granted, I don't understand. I also don't understand why people are so homophobic when you look at sports

[00:23:59] Like American football you've got dudes in tights jumping on each other Yeah, and grabbing each other's asses And then you're gonna say i'm afraid that one of those guys Might be into penis Oh, yeah, yeah, like I I don't know how it is in american football

[00:24:18] I imagine it's the same where like in soccer or football in in england or everywhere else. There's there's no homosexual players apparently Yeah, or you know the one guy that did Come out as being openly gay in the nfl

[00:24:33] You know got he pretty much got run out. You know, it's like but you know who the fuck cares Yeah, yeah Okay, so we need to figure out what would your you have your Name of the title and everything where are you living in in the Vagina oils

[00:24:50] I'll have my main residence on the clitoris Yes, um, but I will have um my You know kind of my my capital on The main aisle so that way people can actually find it You're not like living in the capital

[00:25:06] So are you outside like you're not in the middle of a city then you're outside in in the kind of pictures picturesque area Yeah, it's definitely, you know, very you know lots of trees and birds and You know, it's it's a combination of being in the mountains with

[00:25:25] Beachside, so are you going for a castle or more modern home? Do a castle kind of a maybe a slightly modernized cat castle like I would like to have flushing toilets You know, well you can have flushing toilets. Do you want you can have Wi-Fi is every yeah

[00:25:40] You can have all modern amenities. It's not like campingsite. Yeah, we can give you that Do you want a throne room? No, I don't want to I don't need a throne room

[00:25:48] But I do want in my kind of like the the aisle of capital on the main island There will be a Court and it's that's more like the read like the regal court kind of So that way, you know, I can punish people I can see my people

[00:26:05] If there are people can come in and make their grievances any requests, you know When they go into the court to see you obviously I imagine you have to like big

[00:26:15] I don't know red carpet or it'll look really nice going in but like if they're not walking up to you sitting on a throne What are you? Are you just standing there in the middle of the floor?

[00:26:24] Um, I might have more of like a chaise a chaise lounge. Is that the ones like the romans used to be on? Yeah Are they not awkward to sit on no you just kind of sprawl I want to be comfortable. Yeah fair. Okay. Um, that's not very gaudy

[00:26:39] Is that it's not like gold or instant like full on? No, I don't I don't want it to be too gaudy I want it to be more like a 1940s 1930s style Something, you know, very simple here. Let me let me see what I can find here

[00:26:52] Not like, I mean, of course podcast is not a visual medium, but people just have to deal with I want to see what it is Yeah Share screen I'm gonna share this so I can you're going for that. Yeah, yeah roughly. Um, let's see maybe not that one

[00:27:07] That's a More of like, um, how to break your back that one. Yeah, that's yeah That looks like it's something for outside by the pool or something. Um, oh that Oh that um, see the the turquoise awkward the one to the left of that

[00:27:23] This one now one to the left that one. Yeah Really? No, I'm not okay. I mean hey, you're the boss. I'm not I'm not saying you shouldn't but Hmm Wouldn't be my couple pillows

[00:27:36] Maybe a throw just in case, you know, it gets chilly and you need to cover up the chilly when it's back in 90 degrees Far and out in in well, that's in the summer in the winter time

[00:27:45] It can or at night it can get so, you know, 50s 40s Oh, this one that would have a little table as well. That's a weird one actually. Okay. Yeah Um, okay. Hey, if that's what you want, you're not going to have that open on a few steps

[00:27:56] Or yeah, like you're going to be level with the floor Yeah, fair enough. Um And there will be like a little side table so we're where I can have beverage maybe a little snack

[00:28:05] Yeah, okay. So with your country set up and everything that's there the key questions to set up a whole country um The last one is do you want To allow people to vote and what I mean is do you want people to vote in 100 senators into a senate

[00:28:20] And they'll do the everyday running of your country Do you know the kind of boring admin stuff or do you want to just say no voting? I will gather 10 people as my inner council and and they'll do it. Um, people will be allowed to vote

[00:28:32] Yes, I do want people to vote Do you trust them? um I will have you know, I would say, you know, how what did you say my population was like 10 million 10 million. Okay. So yeah, I guess 100 Uh, you know elected officials is a good number

[00:28:52] Um, so they yeah, they would definitely vote for their representation. They just voted in Barry the one handed Asked blank. I don't know what to call them. Um, is that allowed? Um Well, I mean there will be of course, there's going to be you know

[00:29:07] kind of a parameters for the people who voted in if uh If the only crime that Barry has committed is actually I would think that assaulting the leader of your land is a pretty high Probably you can't do that. Yeah

[00:29:21] Yeah, so no Barry can't get elected. He has uh, he has removed himself from that privilege I mean, he has 84 percent approval rating. He is strongly liked Well, then we need to have a serious discussion with I mean, I can't imagine that that would happen

[00:29:39] Because the people who are in the vagina islands. Yes They don't believe in that and they dog lovers, of course He has saved every single dog on this island Well, and that's fabulous and we really appreciate everything that Barry the handless wonder has done for

[00:30:01] Helping animal life and animal rescue on the vagina islands That does not excuse other inappropriate behavior That's what that 16 percent who don't like him say first, you know, the other 84 are pretty strongly in favor of him Right. I mean you cannot

[00:30:19] You know, I I appreciate I appreciate your love of animals and I respect that That does not give you carte blanche to behave however you want to In every other situation. Yeah. Yeah, so he's not allowed to be a senator

[00:30:34] No, okay. It was a choice between him and milania trump. So they're voting milania No Neither one of them are eligible. Okay. Okay. Okay Any famous person who is eligible chris pine is is a lovely person. Yeah um No

[00:30:53] But yeah, so you're saying hey, I know you did the election those two choices. You're not allowed I'll put up chris pine. I'm voting from he's in well, I mean you can't vote for someone who is ineligible

[00:31:04] But that's what means you're you can't even you can't even run if you're not eligible It's like in the united states you have to be I believe it's 40 years old to run for president If you're 35, you cannot run for president. It was a right

[00:31:19] Do you have that where you just write in the name? It's kind of like a protest But you still have to be you still have to have eligibility requirements. Yeah. Oh no, that's so he isn't like obviously going to become a senator

[00:31:28] It's just that 84 percent of the population wrote him in instead of chris pine who was the only but the option They should read the roots. It's just like, you know, electing a dead person. You can't elect a dead person. Yeah makes a difference

[00:31:42] Okay. Yeah, no, no, no, I'm just I just want to make sure um, so yes They have chris pine leading the senate that has for some reason really It's very unpopular but your by the way you your popularity rating is 98 percent That you have no no worries there

[00:31:57] Well, I mean if I have a popularity of 98 percent And it doesn't make sense that 84 percent of people would be for Very the one-handed wonder Well, his was at like one percent But then when there was some strange mysterious disease that nearly killed every dog in the place

[00:32:14] He came up with the cure for that. They all went my god What a hero to to everyone so you know and that should be Loudered for the achievement that it is. Yeah, I think that's what is the proof right and went up That does not necessarily

[00:32:29] qualify someone or negate someone's behavior. No, no, no, no, absolutely not And they wrestled it and I said yeah, um You have a rival all of a sudden His hand is like at a turrent shroud. Um Um

[00:32:49] Okay, I do have a actually I'll do a nice question. What's unusual list is your country top of in the world? We have the most diverse Plant and agricultural life the most so the most different types of plant and agriculture life

[00:33:06] Right. So like we can grow wheat. We can grow coconuts. We can grow pineapples. We can grow So this country is self-sufficient. It can be Yeah, you're you're now panicking over imports and export well imports. No, yeah

[00:33:21] Um, we do we do do international trade because we recognize that it is a global economy and You know, we're not Uh, nationalistic We do know that we're the best but we're not nationalistic Yes

[00:33:36] I mean your deity says that you're you know most royal people in the world Right, exactly. Yeah Who is you know, there's there's a there's a humbleness and a grace that goes with that because we know That if we get too arrogant and cocky then

[00:33:53] It will it well, yeah, we'll cut off their heads But we could lose all of the prosperity that we have right right. Okay. Yes So wait are you Turning into the people like in the wicker man

[00:34:04] So who's the deity that you're praying to for all this agricultural bounty all of them? I don't know Oh, just on number one. I don't know. We probably um do a little bit of like Venus and Dionysus and Maybe I don't maybe a Freya Um

[00:34:21] It's Freya the Nordic god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, you know We are uh monotheists are uh, plural Yeah, you can kind of pray to whichever one you want as long as you can you can pray to whoever you want

[00:34:36] As long as you are respectful of everybody else's um, you you know every and kind of like how in Greek and roman times each house had its own um god

[00:34:48] You know, you can pray to one of the one of the main gods. You could have your own demi god That's fine But ultimately your main god the main god of the island who I haven't identified yet I didn't realize there would be a quiz Yes, um

[00:35:06] Um, but you know, they all report into the main god who you know You've got to keep it in line and I am the the arbiter of keeping everything in line

[00:35:16] You can't get too arrogant can't get too cocky, you know, is it okay that berry is praying to aries? That's fine. I mean, he's fairly hardcore into aries like he is loving that man Well, that's just it as though, you know, yes aries is the god of war

[00:35:33] Yeah And there is a lot it is an interesting dichotomy that aries is this that um, berry is This benevolent as far as saving animals, but is the his deity is the god of war So i'm gonna wrap my head around that a little bit. Right, right

[00:35:51] Um, even with the god of war There Must be aries didn't go into battle just for the sake of having war. No, it was you know There was war because it was necessary right um

[00:36:08] So that's where you know, you'd want to respect there might be some there might be people from That from the church of aries going out to him and saying listen We appreciate that you're you know a follower and that you believe But this isn't what aries is about

[00:36:28] um, so He's about a just war. He right He's about a just war war. That's exactly it's about a just war not war for the sake of war Yeah, yeah war that's needed badly any day exactly

[00:36:40] So, you know, if you can show us where this is a just war if you can show us where this is needed Yes, and Okay, we work it will we'll talk to her royal highness and godliness or you know, whatever I decided my title was

[00:36:55] Um, can it yes our most royal highness member since our you know, yes Yeah, um, you know in your on your behalf and we will vouch for you. Yes, but if you can't We will actually cut you off from the church And plead to have you um expatriated

[00:37:14] Deported. Yeah. Yeah The church of aries because if you are not being truly loyal to the to the word of aries just like You know for christians that are in my country If they are not being truly loyal to the word of jesus

[00:37:32] They're deport and they will be deported Right. Okay. Yeah. No, he's listen. He's just enjoying, you know, he's he's enjoying aries and saying look I love I love a war that's needed. I love the guy who says that You know, we

[00:37:46] Can't just talk all time. Sometimes you need to go to battle for things you believe in I'm all for that. So yeah, great. Um, great Here what mundane thing is banned in in your country? What mundane

[00:37:58] Things like every day thing would you decide not that's been banned once you get on to the giant aisles This is gonna sound weird at first but go with me Hmm toilet paper You've watched demolition man. I'm not gonna go. No, everybody should have a bidet

[00:38:13] Because it's actually cleaner And you can then you know, you can actually do things to the waste You can actually process the wastewater and clean it up or you know use it for um Irrigation, um, sorry, we've decided that apparently I'm in a flight path

[00:38:30] Um, yeah, you're good. So, you know if everybody had a bidet actually cleaner and then Going and then it can also still be used for other purposes So if you're caught with tidal paper, you're kind of chopped up. You have to explain why you have it

[00:38:48] you have to Like if there is an actual You have if someone has an actual disability Where they require toilet paper instead of a bidet then They would make sure that they are on

[00:39:02] You know the the appropriate list so that they can have that exception if they are not part of the exception Then I don't know we we'd have to figure out some sort of punishment So berry got caught with two tons of tidal paper

[00:39:15] Two tons. That's a fuckload of toilet paper. That's worse than the goddamn hoarders and covid No, you know, it berry just needs to go. We need to have a lot of people aren't going to be happy If you get rid of the guy who saved all the dogs

[00:39:29] Well, the dogs will be yowlin. It'll be crying The dog we will find someone else more appropriate to Run the rescue because berry is not the only person capable of doing that and clearly He's not the only animal lover in my country

[00:39:45] So berry's got to get the fuck out and I feel like even the church of aries If anything the church of aries is going to say, you know what?

[00:39:54] You know what al I think I think you're right. You're gonna put pressure on the church to get him get him I mean, I if that's if that's his church You know, he's done so many things that go against the church of aries

[00:40:07] I can't imagine what did he do? I don't sorry. I didn't what did he do against him? Well, you know, he's not following the the word of aries. He's just No, he's just picking wars just to pick wars. He's not picking wars that are just and right

[00:40:22] He's just not He's not um, he's not committing wars. He's just been like no, he's trying to start them. But you know, I mean I mean, maybe it's not a full on bloody war but you know the war of you know trying to break boundaries and appropriately

[00:40:41] multiple ways Launching the rule because he thinks that he is somehow privileged. He's done this You know, yes, it's very good that he created the the the cure for this dog killing Yeah, and that he has rescued so many dogs. That's wonderful. That's fabulous Yeah

[00:40:59] That does not mean that he gets cart blanched to do whatever he wants and that is Its own way that is creating an unjust war Did you Did you um because you said you would listen to someone if and figure out why were they using toilet paper

[00:41:15] So what would you listen to him or would just like not too many chances Out there I mean, you've got two tons of this shit. So you're gonna have to come up with you know I am going he's on a very short leash

[00:41:27] His person whoever comes to advocate for him has as this much of a leash And for those that are not watching at which it's a podcast so that's nobody Um, my fingers are very close together I'm I'm somebody I can yeah

[00:41:42] Yeah, you can you can see but you know, it's not like I don't know why you had to dig in me But that's the point that uh barry. I mean, yeah, he can give you a very simple explanation for um for this Okay

[00:41:54] Oh, you you listen to him Yeah Well, first of all, he went and personally got all the the tire paper himself He didn't get anyone to smuggle it in because he wouldn't want anyone else to get in trouble for his activity

[00:42:05] So he wasn't going to be doing that constantly So he said I'll bring him two tons that way it can be basically a lifetime supply for the reasons that are First of all, he only has one hand left

[00:42:14] So he does actually appreciate to use his hands as often as he can Which would be the case of toilet paper as opposed to bidet second of all He just prefers the feeling of toilet paper. This is the extra soft stuff

[00:42:24] third of them is that he also helps school kids with arts and crafts and he can use little cardboard stuff to make um Binoculars kids love that they get to play army with the whole like airy sport shipping stuff

[00:42:37] He also uses a lot of toilet paper for the puppies as their um training uh potty training The only thing that I heard in there that it was actually reasonable was the arts and crafts which

[00:42:49] There are plenty we can actually import the tubes from other countries such as the united states So there's no need to have two tons of toilet paper taking up space That could be used for literally anything else um, this is based in his home that's okay, um

[00:43:11] But he's still not done for two tons of toilet paper Then he probably has a nicer home than I do which means that's problem You know if I'm supposed to be if I'm supposed to be the royal supreme

[00:43:24] Um, if I am you know the highest of the land What how does it look to other people that you have a place nicer than I do? So So you're basically trying so in in his pardon. So you have to have the nicest place

[00:43:39] I'm saying that people should not people need to by trying to Subvert me in the or trying to subvert a leader Even in the most passive aggressive way They are trying to create an unjust war And overthrow and create a coup. Yes

[00:44:01] So so he's still off the island you're getting rid of yeah, I'm kind of tired of berry. Um, absolutely fine Usually I would ask someone a hypothetical what they would do if they had a scandal

[00:44:13] But I ever feeling a scandal has just brewed because as I said there was actually a big percentage of people who Enjoyed berry and they also enjoy you so they're a bit conflicted, you know

[00:44:23] Your your approval rating went from 98 percent down to 81. That's how that's how um, they were just like whoa, you know Um, your advisors, maybe I'm one of them would say to you look

[00:44:34] I think you need to get ahead of this a little bit just to show people you're not you're not awful Some people are like, oh, maybe she's not as as as royal and heinous and serene as we thought We have anderson who is the number one rated?

[00:44:49] news presenter in the country Figure you might do a frost nixon situation. You sit down or him, you know tough interview and you explain yourself You know, obviously you're not going to go out there apologizing to berry but explain your actions

[00:45:02] Would you be up for that? Would you do that? I mean certainly I I am very open with my people and I Do public appearances all the time If you you know, if you think that this is something that another one in this vein would be helpful then

[00:45:17] I think you could yeah, you could knock this out of the park easily. Um So anderson would say we're very welcome back to everyone coming back from the break

[00:45:26] Thank you to her most royal heinous and i'm going to quickly look at the north her most royal heinous and empress and zarina um Thank you for discussing the recent new great additions to the economy and how well everyone's doing We have to talk about barry gate Okay

[00:45:45] So people want to know I guess why why? Um, very yes. Why? because We are all a really wonderful people. We are a great people We are even within that we are flawed

[00:46:01] All of us are flawed and there's nothing wrong with that. That's part of the human experience. Yes, however We also have to be accountable for our actions doing Good things whether they are small good things or one singular very large good things Does not excuse or justify

[00:46:21] other abhorrent behavior And we are here because we believe in a society and a culture that is Taking care of each other. We recognize that part of our experience on this planet is to take care of each other And we don't excuse we don't make excuses or justifications

[00:46:44] For someone because we think they're special in one particular way So just as oh go ahead So you've said like as you know, we I great many people on your island think you're a special person. I think you would agree with that

[00:46:59] Um, you've said there that everyone including you I don't want to put words in my up, but I think you've said even including you have had made mistakes and are flawed Um, so you are admitting that you have made a great mistake here is what you're suggesting

[00:47:14] Even though that's not what I suggested at all. I said that I have made mistakes in my life That maybe I have not done the right Pardon, so you should be punished as well as what you're saying despite you doing so many great

[00:47:26] I have been punished for the mistakes that I've made and I can go Right we can go throughout my my history. I don't what is my history here? Whatever you want your leader Yeah, you know for example, you know

[00:47:40] When you have all your limbs true, but I haven't assaulted anybody. Yes, but you you well you have Mentally, of course How do you mentally assault someone? I mean When barry was a baby you locked him up and would let him out and see his father for years

[00:47:56] Uh, no, that's what happened. What happened was we We had we separated barry while his father was under investigation for his crimes And you sent garrison ourselves every return very to hit pardon you send garrison ourselves every three months

[00:48:12] We didn't send guards. We sent in we sent investigators They did have garrison No, they weren't in guard uniforms guard uniforms are wildly different. That's what his father wrote in his will Okay Well, of course, you know, he did the barry like his father

[00:48:31] Does not want to take responsibility for his for his actions Barry's father felt that he could refer to me however he wants And to take a familiarity Just like you anderson. I don't I respect you when I call you anderson

[00:48:46] I don't I have never come up to you and said yo andy Think kind of you're anti to mind that Well, that's this is the first time you've ever told me that so now I know that I can say hey andy Hey, you don't have to

[00:48:58] Wherever you feel comfortable. I'm okay with you know Ray but you know You know like for example, I have a friend named Matthew and people will try to call him Matt or matty

[00:49:10] And he does not like that. So you send matty to barry to watch over him since he's been born to five years old Do you take one of the satiries about why barry has been uh kicked off the island or the islands is

[00:49:24] Because since he was a baby He has been His life has revolved around the leader of this island in a way that every three months he had what you said isn't a guard

[00:49:35] But someone else come to his house every three months to make sure that he was um behaving right whereas he'd be separated from his father um Do you think

[00:49:44] That early someone say psychological trauma led to him to have an unhealthy obsession with with you because again when he was younger He has an unhealthy obsession with me then the island provides ample therapy and therapy techniques that would have helped him with this and

[00:50:04] It has even been suggested and offered by others in my court That perhaps that would be a suitable option and he has but you didn't want that you want some Pardon, you didn't want that you wanted him deported

[00:50:17] Oh, no, that's actually not true. I am I can actually um, there is actually quite a bit of documentation Where my government has requested Actually at one point he was actually given the choice Of deportation or Was he?

[00:50:33] Yes, yes, okay, and he said he was quite frankly rather hateful With his dismissal of this was he what did he say? I'm very curious what he um Well, since this is a nationally aired television show Anderson

[00:50:50] I am not able to say this and that actually no, it's my own country. I can say whatever the fuck I want he um He told me to fuck myself Fuck everybody that supports me And actually we since this was an an official meeting

[00:51:08] We have the transcripts from this as well as the video So if Barry really wants to push this I can um, I can actually show the footage of

[00:51:21] Where and of course it being my my court, of course, I have this the video security all of the all of my um Predecessors and those who follow me will have that kind of security There were plenty of people around not just my supporters

[00:51:35] There are people who don't particularly care for me in my court because I feel that that is balanced information That I need to have to run a successful country Who will who they were even surprised shocked and quite frankly

[00:51:50] horrified by the things that he said not only to me, but my supporters I just have two two questions to follow up. Thanks. I where does that commercial break? There's a report that um his his son who is

[00:52:03] Of course, I think I said he was 20, but we'll say he's older. Um his son Larry is requesting to stay in the country um, uh, he's going to college is he allowed to stay or You booting him out. Yes. We've been in communication with Larry. He is really

[00:52:21] I don't want to speak on his behalf because that is not my place his Larry story Besides the fact that his family is apparently very uncreative with the naming technique um His grandfather gary is is exactly right. So um He has a differing opinion

[00:52:41] Um, the church of aries has been working with him. He is actually not certain which church He is going to follow and he is currently in the in the process of discovering that for himself. Yes. Um And I have said I have in my meeting with Larry um

[00:53:00] I have been very clear um that I support whatever choices he makes Um, but I don't want it to seem like I am again over imposing myself upon him and his family So I am going to let him guide How he wants our relationship to proceed

[00:53:20] So when should the people of these islands Expect to see Larry out in public and not in your complex Oh, Larry's been out Larry lives in their home in the house home in the family home

[00:53:34] And will we see any video or visual evidence of that at any point? That is up to Larry because I don't have cameras in his home. Okay. Okay. Be the guards are still there. Okay, and um

[00:53:44] Just to feel that I do not have guards there. He has requested um my some of my personal therapists which That was his request. So my personal therapists have been going to his home But I there are no guards

[00:54:00] He's requested, you know meetings with the members of my court and they have agreed to that Again of their own volition. I am they're all heavily armed as well, aren't they? No, no not at all

[00:54:13] No, okay. Um, do you have anything just for we move on? Do you I suppose do you have any message for your citizens about uh barry now that he's been deported?

[00:54:24] As I said, it's very traumatizing for them. They love this man. All the dogs are still crying out in the streets because of him Are we gonna stop that?

[00:54:33] That's been going on now for two weeks now. Do you plan any plan to stop the dogs from doing that? I mean, I can't control what a dog does but we have been we have other people who have volunteered to

[00:54:45] Take over the rescue Larry while is he is very much He's expressed that he is very much an animal advocate But he doesn't have the same passion for it that his father does and does not want to continue in the family business um he is

[00:55:01] um, that's part of the reason why he has asked certain members of my court to Work with him because he is trying to you know, yes, he's going to call it. He's what he's you said he's 20 Yeah, he's 20. Why not?

[00:55:13] yeah, okay, um, so he's 20 and in college and uh So yeah, he's he's he's a 20 year old trying to find what his passion is and He is seeking assistance from others From the church actually from multiple churches from churches from my understanding

[00:55:32] as well as members of my court that To got to give him suggestions to help him find what his passion is as well as the best way to transfer The leadership to the rescue. We have a number of people who have taken over that. Um, we have increased

[00:55:49] Are you not people to vote for the people who take over? Are you just going to pick yourself? Well, since it's larry's larry, it's barry and larry's organization. It's not state funded I I don't have any control over that. They're they're looking

[00:56:04] For the the the appropriate person to run the organization. You're telling larry to look for someone No larry wants to oh Yeah, yeah Okay, um

[00:56:14] You know the conversations i've had with larry are very much he wants to do this and I have told him I support whatever he chooses He you know, that's what if that's what he wants. That's great. He doesn't want to continue the animal rescue

[00:56:28] What does he think of his father? Does he want his father to come back? Actually, he doesn't agree with a lot of the things his father has done and he's very disappointed So what would you say to the people of your nation about barry who are still disappointed?

[00:56:41] What would you advise them? I would say that I understand their disappointment and in my own way I am disappointed as well because we have tried it's when you have Any kind of relationship with another person Whether it be as their leader um a friendship

[00:56:59] A professional situation whatever it is and you try very hard to make the relationship work And the other person will not budge in any way shape form or fashion At some point you have to cut off the relationship and as much as it pains me

[00:57:17] That is what I have done here. Do you think you'll miss him? I will miss his contributions To the scientific world And to the animal rescue world because he has had some great contributions there Um, no doubt. No one can argue that

[00:57:34] However, the other conflict that he brought to not only myself but most importantly to the people Of the China islands I will not I will not miss that and I did remember now as well

[00:57:48] The question was going to ask is where did you deport him to because he's a citizen in this country? Um, he chose alabama You he changed so you barry chose alabama. Yes the man who was approved A very very proud vagina is clitorisville native right no

[00:58:09] That was again Suddenly chose alabama Yes, he has never spoken of alabama in his life Famously bad at geography actually publicly. He has he has kept it um rather quiet Um, but privately he I do know that he has spoken very highly of the politics and

[00:58:30] the rulings in alabama and is It quite frankly, he's a static to be there. I mean He has a son allergy My understanding is he while also stockpiling toilet paper. He stockpiled copper tone

[00:58:48] Oh, okay. Um, right. We'll go to a break and we'll thank you very much for answering about barry is um That's wonderfully well. I wonder how that'll happen. That'll affect the positively writing Um or the approval rating. Um, I can give you a nicer nicer bit of news

[00:59:05] Excuse me. Um, what celebrations should people do on your birthday to celebrate you? Whatever they want whatever makes them happy toilet paper you want to have some tp house No, um You know like as sparklers sparklers are a big thing

[00:59:23] People say we would love to get toilet paper and roll them down the street or down down stairs and stuff in our own houses No sparklers. I mean, we don't like toilet paper because it's such a waste so

[00:59:35] You know, yeah, no, it's sparklers. Sparklers are great. They're they're like the perfect firecracker You've got all the fun and everything of the lights But you don't have the big booming noises that not only traumatizes all of the wildlife

[00:59:48] But also people with ptsd. Yeah, okay. No, no, it's fair enough. They are using They're saying fair enough. We understand the reasoning for the title paper and stuff they are using Christmas wrapping paper instead anyway, so they're fine. They're doing the same thing

[01:00:03] By the way, uh, Alexis, what is your favorite movie franchise? movie franchise Oh you know, I I I do love the um The first three star wars and by that I mean a new hope empire strikes back and A return of the jedi

[01:00:21] I will have two nice questions for you. Um, okay now I'll I'll only have a few questions left anyway, but I'll start with one of them. Um Does an achkin your door who's your finance person? Who would I have running my finances?

[01:00:35] I mean, what would be their name? I guess like my personal finances or my government? country, yeah the country um Juliet um, uh does knock in the door for you? knock the knock knock Knock knock. Yes

[01:00:52] Who's there knock knock? Oh, sorry. Hello. Hello her your your most royal highness and Empress and Zarina. It's Juliet. Hello Hello, Juliet. How are you? I'm very good. I'm actually going on holiday in a couple of minutes

[01:01:07] Um, I booked off three weeks going to alabama. It should be fun. Why it's been to be really nice there I heard like a lot of people saying oh, it's actually going to be really nice in alabama

[01:01:16] So can I go I have no idea kevin has no idea what's in alabama? So I can't even reference anything But yeah, it's going to be very nice out there in the sand dunes of alabama sand dunes

[01:01:27] All of a sudden everybody from alabama is going to just deluge you with oh my god. You fucking ask What's in alabama It's um, it's in the south so it's more um Um, it's very country. You have a lot of you know wooded areas a lot of farmland

[01:01:48] Um, really hot no like deserts It's hot but not like desert hot you've got Oh, I I picture I did not picture any grass or woodland at all. Oh well, Juliet wants to definitely go see the USS alabama battleship memorial park Been dying to see that for years

[01:02:06] See, you know it is a part part of global history and I encourage that And second on the list is brandon styles showroom. What is a brandon styles? No fucking clue It's catch performances that makes magic impressions ventriloquism an audience participation. That's juliette's personality

[01:02:27] Hey, you know what that's juliette's personality rock the fuck on Um, your most royal highness and empress and zarina Yeah, uh just before I go. I just give me the finances here. Um, and didn't I'm clocking out?

[01:02:40] I'm out for three weeks. Um, you have a lot of money in the country. There's a there's a couple hundred billion Um, the people would like to build something basically use that surplus to build you something like a statue

[01:02:54] Doesn't have to be a statue but something in your honor. So can you maybe give ideas that I can Do I need to have the ideas now or do I need to do you want them when you return?

[01:03:04] What what is the answer? I was gonna say it on the way to the plane to the chief architects Well, I mean honestly, I would prefer to use that surplus to you know, help my people's personal economy

[01:03:16] Because when you're helping the personal economy, you're helping the the the country's economy. I'll be honest. I said that Saying look, I know I know I know The her role most dryliners empress and zarina a little bit

[01:03:32] I think she'd say this they said yeah, that's that's brilliant everything and she's so humble and that's amazing But it's just nice to go

[01:03:39] There's the statue. Do you know they want a bit of like a little bit of national pride or you know a bit of pride in that So I'd be okay Why don't we create a national pet hospital For dogs so that anybody who you know for you know

[01:03:58] Anybody who has fallen on hard times? they can go and take their pets there and Or even people Who are comfortable but their pets have a rare illness that they need specialized care

[01:04:12] And that specialized care is perhaps going to be more than even they had anticipated. They can have that care given to their beloved pets And not have to worry about it. So this would be a massive complex pet hospital

[01:04:28] Any sort of pet this is going to take care of and everything else and rehabilitate It's going to be called the most royal highness and empress and zarina pet hospital Sure. Yeah, perfect. We probably have a statue of barry in the winter domain buildings, right?

[01:04:43] Just because he provided a cure and long lasting life for dogs No, he can have uh, he can have a hallway A wheel name a hallway after him, right? It can you know, perhaps be like that the the research hallway since he created pure for for um

[01:05:01] De pillow debilitating dog madness disease. Yeah triple D yeah Um, since he created the cure since he founded the cure for that we can um Have one of the research labs dedicated to him And like we don't need pictures up in a research lab

[01:05:20] No, I wouldn't think that and the public isn't going to be down by the research labs, right? Well, I mean There we can offer tours especially for the for children and students Uh that are wanting to do better any kind of veterinary they have veterinary aspirations

[01:05:37] They can definitely tour of course with it being a lab. It's going to be a very limited tour I I Yeah, I julia didn't want to overstep here But was going to say I mean I wouldn't be open and that door too many times like

[01:05:51] You know, does germ germ control? It's not so much that that there's germs because that does Stay contained as much as you have it a clean environment as possible you know

[01:06:04] You know and and also you don't want to take the run the risk of someone accidentally bumping an assay being run and everything You know you they will be able to look in the windows and see what the scientists are doing

[01:06:16] We'll have you know course because we want to have continuing education um for the well-being and health of animals we will have auditorium where We can bring in speakers to talk about latest research or even our own people can you know

[01:06:35] You want to have a lot of cross cross collaboration because you know say for example in You know feline kidney kidney disease. It's not the same canine kidney disease So the very parry research lab is in his honor and that will be a part small part of the

[01:06:53] most proud highness and goddess and serena Pet hospital Correct Perfect. Okay. I'll let people know that they'll get on to it. Uh, bye. I'm gonna hold it Enjoy it. I will try not to um and they're out there. They're going for the

[01:07:11] for the um, what you call it um for the plane so You get an email in and it is from disney and they say look we're thinking of doing a We're setting a movie in between the original tree Star Wars

[01:07:29] Okay, which would be your favorite now the first and second or second or third Probably the first and second first and second. So we're setting a movie in between them. Um We would like you to have a cameo

[01:07:40] Would be something you'd be interested. Would you play yourself or would you play a character? A cameo character. I think that I should play a character since You know, you would have to you know creating an entire world where I'm myself

[01:07:53] Is a little bit too much of a stretch a lot of work for the writers. Yeah, and I want to be respectful to the writers Um, so we're gonna film this I'm

[01:08:03] We're gonna what's the island what's the island? What's the planet where it's all I see at start of second one? Uh, yeah, I'm son half. Yeah. Yeah, um

[01:08:12] So yeah, we're gonna have a scene where you're one of the one of the people in the base camp that they are there um, as you know, um Harrison Ford Han Solo has insisted in this that he should have a brief Irish accent. So

[01:08:27] We're figuring we're gonna improvise it. All right. Yeah, we might as well Might as well say action on this. Um I can't believe I told that kid to stop going out into the into the snow all day searching for stuff I forget what he was searching for about

[01:08:43] You know, he's out searching for the any potential Uh spy drones from the empire. Ah, Dave. There'll be no spy drones here. Thanks. Um, I think I'm sitting in the bar in the in the cave. Uh, what are you? What are you doing in this bar?

[01:08:59] I am taking my own break from searching for As spy drones from the empire. Oh, you were searching from two Yeah, well you were you out there as well. Did you see luke? I know I didn't see him. I

[01:09:13] Well, we crossed paths as he was late. I was coming in from my Expedition as he was leaving for his how did he seem? He seemed a bit off to me earlier. Do you seem off to you? Do you know? What's your name? Hi, hon solo. I am

[01:09:30] I don't know what I am I'm only thinking of actual character names like a soca and whatever. Um I am ashton that sounds like an empire name ashton. I can see by your name time name tag It says kutcher and and a brand name

[01:09:45] Uh ashton, what do you love most about the rebellion? I'm trying to figure out. Should I stay or not? Well, I mean you're a mercenary. So I mean of course for you it's all about the money but for me it's

[01:09:57] About you know making sure that people have freedom and are able to do What they want within reasonable Do we want do we want people to have freedom? He says that I do likes his both with a style of paper Chose it away. Uh do we?

[01:10:13] Sorry, I've had a dodgy stomach all day. Um Perhaps you should take something for that. No, I don't believe in in modern medicine You want to go on a date with hon solo? No, I'm good. He's got a dodgy stomach and doesn't believe in medicine. I'm good

[01:10:31] I think you need to come out with me to search for luke. I'm worried about him Okay, um, well, let's make sure that we bring plenty of supply of supplies Looks like the sun is going down and we don't want to slice open a ton ton for heat

[01:10:46] No, that way that seems like a good idea. No, yeah, but if you think they smell bad on the outside Yeah, can you imagine what they smell like on the inside?

[01:10:55] No, how can you yeah, I've got a good idea. I have worked in a veterinary hospital before and Insides of any animal way way worse than the outside. I'm pretty sure they smell bad on the outside

[01:11:08] I can't imagine. Yeah, it's gonna be way way worse. Yeah, but all the smell is pushing out It doesn't push in I can feel like this does not come back to haunt me in any way Yeah men say that a lot and they're generally wrong

[01:11:19] Yeah, there's a real cameo then he'll go off Yeah, well well well done. That's that's really gonna kick off that I don't have to plot for that movie would be um No, they find this what a spy drone

[01:11:34] I guess Paul is the assistant to Juliet. Uh, he knocks on your door. Okay knock knock knock Knock knock knock Yes, sir Hey, you can call me paul. You know me Yeah, I just

[01:11:50] I saw the the shadow and I saw you through the crack and I and I just thought it was fun to say Yes, sir. Sorry. No, I don't mean to give out

[01:11:57] I mean, you're the boss like you can call me whatever you want, but hey, I'm paul. How are you doing? I'll How well do we know each other? Oh friendly? You can call me Alex. Yay. Hey Alex. Um, I have some news for you

[01:12:10] I was just looking over the account there. Um, okay So Juliet is on her way to the to the airport. Um, the budget That were we were after committing 400 billion to build in the hospital for um She said there was 500 billion in the account, right?

[01:12:26] I believe that's what she said. I don't recall correctly. Um, because it's just that there's a minus sign in front of it So I don't know what that means, but I think that means we don't have 500 million

[01:12:37] So we're in the red and not in the black. Yeah, I don't really know what that means I'm colorblind, but yeah Yeah, she was just leaving with a big bag of money and go on. Can't wait to see my husband

[01:12:47] Okay, well then I need hold on a second. I'm calling. Um security so that they will halt the plane right now Okay, go ahead and ring and in fact, you know what I'm gonna text them say hold the plane right now. I'm also, um texting

[01:13:00] Uh to make sure that air traffic control doesn't let the plane take off I think that plane left like an hour ago, but okay, I thought you said it was five minutes ago Oh, but that's just a turn of phrase

[01:13:11] Oh, okay. All right. Sorry. Well then, um, we'll have the I will get in contact with the pilot and have the plane returned back to the island Right and we will have Juliette stand trial right. Okay For what? For stealing from the government. Well, she

[01:13:31] Well, you said that she walked off with bags of money Oh like suitcases, but I had money in it. Yeah If she's walking off with bags of money and he went said that we had a positive to a negative yeah

[01:13:44] at the very least if there is this kind of Miscalculation and whether or not she doesn't even know whether the accounts are positive or negative. Yes We need to bring her back here right now so we can get this straightened out

[01:13:56] Okay, so she's she's being brought back in chains. Should I mention that trains turn you on or I mean if that's your kink and you guys have that relationship Well, no, you put people in chains. So I thought Oh, I do when did when have I done that?

[01:14:10] Barry's died. Uh, Larry or Gary he was in chains That was for being wildly wildly disrespectful. Um, yeah You know and that was also after a series of other events to kind of prove a point. Um, okay. Okay. Okay

[01:14:27] Um, yeah, no, it's an alter. I'll tell everyone chains are optional if you're into it And and yeah, we'll be okay So what do we do to get money back? That's the main thing I was coming in task

[01:14:37] What are we doing to get some money into this country before the IMF come in and take over to fix finances? Well, first of all, we've got to figure out if this if we that's why juliette's coming back immediately is to find out if

[01:14:49] We're in the positive or the negative. I've checked this three are definitely in the negative negative Okay, how did we get there? Why I'm not sure why there's a lot of admin down here, but

[01:15:00] I think basically we weren't making enough money out of the imports is what we were thinking we were And this is something that is just This has either been hidden from me for the past x number of years to get us this much in the whole or

[01:15:15] I mean like This is a very first time in you know x number of years that I have heard of any kind of negative Um, any kind of deficit. So I need to know exactly how we got to this so that way we can fix it

[01:15:31] And if you say that you don't know how we got there then How do I know the country's making enough money to be honest? I just think it's uh, okay then show me where show me where the Where the where the differences lay it out for me

[01:15:46] It's just that the amount of money we make on imports is low And the amount of money we spend on well the pet hospital and everything else is high

[01:15:55] I mean the pet hospital is it we haven't even broken ground on it. That's just an idea from you know That's not even 24 hours. It's not even 12 hours. So there's no money actually allocated It's not even 12 minutes old

[01:16:11] So it's not actually there's nothing being done with that, you know, that's something that can easily be said this is something we would like to do in the future Then put it off indefinitely if we need to but

[01:16:22] You know, I just think it's bringing in all the different sorts of vegetation So they'll grow here as well like that's you know Well, a lot of the vegetation that we grow here is indigenous and that's part of the reason why

[01:16:35] When we were top of the list other countries started importing More very types of then for us to keep on top We had to keep up by importing more ourselves and then you know the cost of importing different vegetables and stuff Spire a lot of control

[01:16:54] Pardon the AMF are kind of looking for an answer like how you plan to make money So what should we tell them? Um, why am I reporting to the IMF as opposed to anybody else?

[01:17:04] Just that they're concerned that you know, the whole country's going to fall apart. So they're like Yeah, I presume you're signed up to to several worldwide agreements. Um Well, yeah, but the IMF in particular I mean, why are they the ones that are not maybe the UN or

[01:17:21] The UN have deferred to them. They said listen, they this is what they do Should I just tell them to fuck off? Do you want me to? Well, tell them that this is a developing situation

[01:17:31] Um that they seem to have information that I don't which is a problem on a number of different levels And the fact that this is the first I'm hearing of it and in you know, 12 minutes and

[01:17:44] Do you really want to say to them that you don't know the situation? No, what I what I'm telling you is that this is a is that You know, I don't know I don't understand how they're getting the information because if they have information. I don't

[01:17:57] That's a problem within the Within leadership not just accusing them of You're accusing them of of shady dealings Um, well, I need I'm not necessarily accusing anyone. I need to understand who In leadership is either just actively and intentionally deceiving me Or actively and intentionally deceiving external parties

[01:18:26] and I don't think that Our constituency is going to be a fan of either one of those Dude, would you think it's good for you to meet the head negotiator of the imf? um We can set something up for um After Juliet returns. Um, we need Juliet here

[01:18:50] Because if she's the head of finance then Juliet has some explaining to do whether It is um, the fact that she doesn't know the positive from a negative Or whether it's the fact that someone is leaking false information

[01:19:06] You know, there's a lot of explaining to do and as the head of finance This is her responsibility I mean we can we can fast forward to her being being back if you want to Okay

[01:19:20] Hi, Juliet, what do you have to say for yourself? Do you not know the difference between a positive and a negative? I do Um, then is the country positive or negative financially debt

[01:19:32] Okay, so then why did you tell me that we had such an extreme surplus because it looks like it was not in debt Okay, so how is it that you are the head of treasury and you don't know how to tell whether it's in debt or in surplus

[01:19:47] I thought that was a smudge because we always use pencils Okay, despite the fact see one this is why I keep telling you people to go to at the very least excel spreadsheets Yes, so um, you're gonna continue to define me on the most petty things

[01:20:06] For whatever your egos are and you're gonna make this potential this kind of fuck up And do you think that that's okay? Oh no, I'm I'm I would have Been thinking about this through most of my holiday that you cancelled on me

[01:20:20] Uh, yeah, because you think that you're in a leadership position and you can take holiday whenever the fuck you want when you go and fuck up This you approved my holiday months ago. If I approved your holiday months ago It it doesn't matter

[01:20:31] It doesn't matter, you know if I approved a holiday if I went on holiday And I fucked up this exponentially bad. You think that my people would be okay with me Just going I'm just gonna stay on holiday and fuck you

[01:20:44] Do you think that that my people would be okay with that? Well, yes Yeah, it's not good. I think that wouldn't no they wouldn't The fact that I know they wouldn't they didn't like the fact that I kicked out Barry besides the because he was an asshole

[01:21:02] But they said you should know you think they're gonna be perfectly okay with me Bucking up this royally bucking up our finances this royally and then going out in a bikini and ski and snowboarding

[01:21:13] Or whatever the buck you plan on doing you don't snowboard on us to be the bikini and I'm sorry, Alex. That's just Oh, that's ridiculous But you not being able to tell the difference between five billion surplus and five billion deficit is

[01:21:28] That's reasonable to be fair when you kicked Barry out of the country people did say Maybe drill most trial highness and empress and Zarina needs a hold it

[01:21:38] And that may be true, but you think that they would say, you know, it's okay that she doesn't know whether we're in surplus or deficit Go ahead and stay on your holiday I did say but you know human error mistakes It is what it is

[01:21:54] No, people don't do that. I don't think that you've met people Oh, well, I disagree So what do you think? What are you gonna do with Julia? She didn't seem very

[01:22:04] I mean, you know, it is what she tried her best. She'd been working for it for many years Don't think she's ever screwed up before No, I mean if you can't tell the difference between a deficit and a surplus you don't keep your job So she's fired

[01:22:17] Oh, definitely Um, you giving her a severance pay and stuff like that She's gonna be handling the she's going to be handling cleaning out of the kennels Because that seems to be Pardon. She loves that Oh, well then great because that seems to be her competency level

[01:22:35] I've been all the dogs. That's brilliant There you go. Yeah, okay She should not have run for the head of treasurer position. She should have I've been the head of poop collection

[01:22:49] To be fair like this is probably great for her because she really needs that holiday the stress level of that job As you can imagine finance for our country. So she's getting a pension of a couple of hundred thousand a year She gets to do that

[01:23:03] What do you mean? You know, you you fail this spectacularly you revoke your any Any pension privileges so she has no money now That's noted. She has whatever the salary is for cleaning out dog poop Oh, that was a voluntary position

[01:23:23] And she then she can well no in in the vaginal aisles that will still There's a she will at least at the very least get a universal basic income. So There's a there's a base pay. There's a base

[01:23:39] A mail that she'll get now her husband's left her millions in here. So that's fine. Yeah, no, she's she's doing well um, um they have a massive house both uh The IMF guy just want to to to get to them now Um, sure why not?

[01:23:59] Is he come and visit in you or are you visiting them? No, he's coming to me. Oh, okay knock knock knock Enter Hello, it's Barry. Hi. How are you? Um What did Barry get to be the IMF?

[01:24:14] Hey, I'm a talented guy once I cured fucking dog answer they were like, yeah, this guy knows that he's doing Hi, I really Yeah Anyway, uh, I hear your country isn't doing well. Um, I'm not, you know, uh member of this country anymore

[01:24:32] So I'll call you Alex. Um I Will actually you know what? I won't I will call you um miss um so What are you what's what's the plan to fix this country? We're very concerned Um, what's best for your nation? What you have

[01:24:55] The finance the financial information that you have differs from what we have We have learned that are some issues with some of our finances But since situation it is not reasonable to have an exact answer right now as we're going through and looking at it

[01:25:13] Okay, we will start have to be putting on funds because like there's something going on here with these imports will are these The the material that you're importing and exporting we're gonna have certain put in taxes on them

[01:25:26] Because we just don't think you'll be able to to to to fulfill your obligations We've been fulfilling our obligations But we don't believe you will in the future, you know Well

[01:25:41] That's uh, that's interesting because I believed that you were capable of fulfilling your obligations and you never did so me who has My obligations to not only my people but also to the other countries and now you're suddenly

[01:25:59] I feel like that's a little bit of projection and if you had actually taken up any of the numerous offers Of therapy that you were given throughout your decades of existence on this planet

[01:26:11] You would know that what you're doing is projection. Well, I will say now once again dad I am you know not a citizen here. I am just a representative of the international monetary fund So you did not give therapy to the IMF

[01:26:25] It's irrelevant whether you gave it to a citizen of this country or not. So again, I'll say The IMF stated position is that your country is not able to pay Its obligations. Is that the IMF stated position or is that your position as

[01:26:40] IMF the lead negotiator in this and yeah, that's what's been indicated So it's your position that you are imposing upon the IMF Because of your personal grudge against me I have no grudge against you continued attempts at attacking me and defaming me

[01:26:58] In a rather public and more scenario way I never said anything negative or positive against you in a public or private setting That's not that is not true and you know that you must have been away at the very least aware of the

[01:27:14] Interview that I did with Anderson where he stated and repeated quotes that you made um that you in fact know to be erroneous and fallacious, that's not the right word. That means something different um erroneous false and needlessly malicious my

[01:27:35] Position here at the IMF has not been impacted in any way about a previous life. So I'm sorry, but I can't I I can't believe that that's true Especially with the way that you are coming here

[01:27:47] And the fact that while we are going through all of our different accounting issues and and you know looking at things um The information some of the information that we have here is quite obviously doctored And it seems to be by people who are very much your supporters

[01:28:07] So it seems like you are actually trying to overthrow me once again So are you accusing the IMF for trying to overthrow? I am going to ask the IMF to remove you and ask the the the UN and other

[01:28:21] Organizations to support me in removing you and if they see no issue in that If they see no issue in in Barry's role, I think he's an outstanding gentleman I'm sure he's very much a man's man, which is why he's in this position

[01:28:37] He is an outstanding white christian heterosexual old man Oh, so he's converted from being a worshiper of aries to a christian. He has seen the light um Yeah, very happy peace and love. That's all he's about. So you don't see any particular issue with a man who

[01:28:59] Adjusts his morals conveniently to those who will help him with his own material needs or desires ever since he cured Arthritis in the world we think this man has been Amazing, so he's done one positive thing Is that the thing

[01:29:26] Well, that's just it is you have you have one thing that the man has that you have one thing that this person has done That is quite good Quite good as understating Pardon quite good is understating what he's done. Um, I don't know if that's accurate

[01:29:44] And it is it's quite good I mean, let's be fair. Yes. The degenerative dog disease was Amazing Well, the the disease itself was horrible. Oh, yeah, naturally. Yeah, and and the dogs who contracted it suffered horribly and we are very grateful We are exceptionally grateful

[01:30:07] In his death even At the same time that the degenerative dog disease was confined to our islands Thanks to him and he miraculously came up with the cure Within a very short amount of time which makes me now wonder

[01:30:28] Is this something that Barry has done all of his own? So when he's coming to so what you're saying is Barry will find himself in a situation where there's a A Catastrophe ongoing and he solves it and he should be punished for that

[01:30:47] No, I'm saying that perhaps there is a ongoing there is a new very localized catastrophe That somehow Barry is able to miraculously solve However, he cannot solve any other. I mean, he's had decades

[01:31:05] Since the cure for the degenerative dog disease and he has not come with up with any new Cures or even treatments for any other conditions or diseases That's great because he does he does have a 20 point plan to actually cure this financial walls

[01:31:20] The country is in so that's why we do want to put him in beside you So that is supposedly a scientific and a financial genius financial genius. This man is pretty much

[01:31:32] This okay, I would like to see this point 20 point plan number one title paper. We need to get title paper in here fast How is that going to solve the economy? Well the average amount of Hold on a minute

[01:31:47] Just makes no sense the statistic show the average annual spend around cleansing and toilet tissue paper blah blah amounts to 114 dollars per Consumer unit. That's very low in it Like is that a year? Yeah per person

[01:32:06] No, I feel like that's low for a year like yeah, I feel like Well, 114 dollars a year For each person actually, I don't know. Maybe that is maybe that is a round right?

[01:32:16] I don't know I tell you I will just will say because the country eats a lot of sources This country with 10 million people in it spend on 150 euro a year. That's a lot of money

[01:32:25] That's more than 10 million. We get into this country a year. That's why I want to do it So you think that the way to you know, if there is a deficit here, which you know We have not we have not confirmed whether there is or not

[01:32:39] If there is you think that the way to get out of the deficit is for us to spend more money Yeah, stimulate the economy. No, that's not how that works You bring in more toilet paper get people spending on it creates jobs. That's not how that works

[01:32:54] I think it will this man's a financial genius. Apparently it's not he's not I will be creating jobs in other countries I will be creating jobs for other people In here you did the importing of it. No All those truck drivers with tons and tons of tidal paper

[01:33:11] Warehouses stocking it up. We're islands. We don't have the The land resources to have those kind of warehouses. You can build barges. That's extra work For a lot of those And more pollution to our environment not only our personal environment the country's environment, but the global environment

[01:33:30] Barry has a great system of making barges economically electric barges Even his friend Elon. Well, so with electric barges. We're just going we're just transferring one use of fossil fuels to another because Electricity is basically built on the same thing unless you're talking about

[01:33:49] These are solar powered wind electronic barges Even Elon have got this down to down to a T if you've got Elon in it Then no, it's not a good idea at all and it's bad the man can't even install Microsoft on his own laptop. So Hey

[01:34:03] No, Elon gandy's great grandfather Was a hero and saw as Elon gandy. So you leave him alone. So you're not going to work with Barry hand in hand. No, there's too much evidence that this is uh Barry's personal vendetta And you don't have personal vendetta

[01:34:20] IMF is compromised in an Irresponsible and unacceptable manner so Until you get someone in here who is completely and utterly devoid of any Association and even allegiance to Barry. We will not be having conversations Barry was going to leave with just ask uh, Juliette out

[01:34:44] On a date you're happy with that. Um, they can go and do whatever they want to since apparently they have the parent The shared IQ of a squirrel who has cured multiple diseases and yeah, okay But we've only talked about one that he's cured

[01:34:58] Dogs and arthritis. Yeah, there's that's that's the one No, the dog disease and in world arthritis in people Rightus, when did that come in? Oh when he left here when he went to alabama. I Challenge that assertion Seems like you have a personal vendetta against our our dear

[01:35:19] St. Barry of alabama. He's a saint. Yeah, st. Barry of alabama. That's fantastic Yeah, you don't sound happy just about anything one thing. I I do have a last question I'm since you've kicked Barry out

[01:35:33] At some point you're going to probably think about you know stepping down name and air All right, I'd enjoy your own life type of thing when you make this announcement Maybe in the courtroom, I imagine for you public announcement. Yeah, who are you announcing and how?

[01:35:49] Well, first, you know, you have to You know talk to the people that you think would be best to Then the country. Oh, I assume that you yeah down the the options

[01:35:58] So word will kind of you know rumors will flutter so people are already thinking. Oh my god Yeah, you know people are thinking. Hmm. Is she gonna step down? Is she not? Is she just gonna you know, what's she gonna do? You know, there would be you know

[01:36:12] You know, I know that rumors have been going around. What am I gonna do? I do feel like it's time for me to To to pass on the the rulership Gasping all around the room Yeah, you know, I appreciate your loyalty and your commitment and your adoration

[01:36:30] We love you will continue to be a loyal servant to the country Who's your air? Who is my who is my successor? Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry

[01:36:44] Since we are the the vaginal the vaginal aisles it will be of course another woman Juliet. I will not be Juliet Uh, she can't even tell a surplus from a deficit So I don't feel like that is an appropriate leader for anything including a toy

[01:37:03] But she won't be looking at the finances you didn't look at the finances. So she won't either. Oh no I was I was you know, if You know, she has to

[01:37:11] You are looking at them. I was I mean, I was looking at the high level of finances that they gave me I mean, of course the president looked like even the president of the united states the president of or the leader of ireland

[01:37:21] I'm that leader, you know looks may not look at the line item budget But they look at the budgets in general at the bottom where it says total minus 500 billion You saw that part. Well see and everything that Juliet showed me was positive 500 billion. So

[01:37:37] Okay, but maybe she's wrong now and yet she are and and that's why I You know, I need to do the thorough audit right right to see if it's to see where

[01:37:46] Is it a budget? Is it a budget deficit? Is it a budget surplus? We don't know until we do a thorough audit So it isn't Juliet. It isn't Barry for some reason who I'm trying to think of a You know, I I kind of like

[01:38:00] Scotland's ruler so I might you know choose her Nikola, Nikola Sturgeon. Yeah, that's the one so maybe you know, Nikola Sturgeon might be up for it Well, just in the item she was she was always well liked when she Yeah, she would she seemed to do a

[01:38:16] Good job. So, you know, she could be you know, she could be part of the shortlist I would of course want to consider whether or not my daughter would be a good leader and or want the job Yeah, I think I think there's strong options there

[01:38:29] So you're gonna give a short list. Are you gonna let the people vote? Um, I will let the people vote and then but then ultimately make my own decision

[01:38:37] But I want to at least see what I want to see what the pulse on the from the people is 10 vote for your daughter 5% vote for Nikola Sturgeon Um, we've got trying to do maths here 20 50 34% vote for

[01:38:57] Just in there and then there was a right in vote for some very very person like 51% Well, since um the majority of rational people think that uh, just send it would be the good option

[01:39:08] Then I should probably just send it. This is going. Oh cool. Are you gonna stay? I mean turn to the people are happy with that. That's usually how democracy works If anything a bit more now democracy work. Are you staying on the island? Are you gonna leave?

[01:39:21] No, I'll stay on the island in the same palace. Um, well, I'll have my own I'll have my own home Separate because of course the palace would need to go to the currently And now she's going to be the most royal empress and highness and

[01:39:34] You're well, she can also choose her title if she would like to change her title. She's welcome to I think she would go a bit tradition not too traditional but go, you know Yeah, yeah easier easier thing. Um, so you're just alex now. Yeah

[01:39:47] Well, I mean too, you know the the I would be the the former highness Alexis. Yeah, I mean larry ran up and booted you up to asked First day I mean, I still it would still be alex to people who were in my my close circle

[01:40:04] It would still be alexis to everybody else and larry ran up on the street and booted you in the airs Uh, is larry still larry booted me in the ass. Yeah, I thought larry and I were were okay

[01:40:16] I mean you you punted his father out of the country. He has been holding a grudge Yeah, but he said that he was good with it. I mean, he was a kid who's holding a grudge

[01:40:24] He was 20 years old. That's not I mean it. Yes, that's a kid, but it's also I mean, you know revenge That's sort of cold and long and Just you know one. I'm not the leader anymore. That's up to just send it to to figure out

[01:40:40] Um, but I would also very publicly say what a small petty little boy little man child. He is For being so immature as to not tell me the truth about how we felt um and To be that deceptive about the you know desiring help and

[01:41:00] My good grace, you know, I helped him quite a bit And he he is now back stabbing me. So that says more about his character than mine Hey, he he doesn't seem regretful about it. I mean he is picking up his dad at the airport

[01:41:15] He was coming back him himself himself and julia got married in alabama and he's decided to relocate He is retired well that's up to just send as to whether or not they're allowed back on the the island

[01:41:25] I think she thought it would be good to heal the country since half people are very much friends of him But he's just leaving out. He's retired If that's what she believes then it's you know, then that's her leadership. Yeah, he he um

[01:41:38] Stop child hunger. Alexis as you go off into retirement powerless and next door neighbors to barry Um, we wouldn't be next door neighbors. He um, he would have a permanent restraining order Just send it You know, you know if she's going to be that benevolent she's not stupid

[01:41:58] Yeah, that's fair. Um, so he would have to be on a completely different island and I quite frankly I can't imagine that barry would have been able to find the clitoral islands anyway, right? Okay. Yeah

[01:42:08] So yeah, so no she you know, well while she may be being benevolent. She's not stupid so He is restricted. He and all of his Family are restricted, you know, because even When leaders retire there are certain still certain parameters and everything that you have to to

[01:42:29] To think of that that of course will be maintained Including his dogs. Yeah including his dogs. They're not allowed near you. Um, well, I mean they're he's on a different island So, you know, yeah, you shouldn't have to worry about that. Okay. Um

[01:42:42] Alexis you have you have a personal grudge against a man called Barry and I don't like it. Thank you for for Doing this stupid bad guest. Do you where where are you online? Did you say where people do find you?

[01:42:55] I'm not really on the whole as symbol formally known as twitter much anymore, but I am on Uh threads instagram blue sky I think those are the main ones and your down is just Alexis Atkins. Yeah, it's simply Alexis atkins. Um, I think on threads and instagram

[01:43:14] I'm alexis dot atkins dot actor if I recall correctly and then blue sky is simply alexis atkins Um, okay by run by the way, uh, I was going to ask if you were still the ruler your final words to your compatriots

[01:43:28] What advice would you give them or what would your final words be do unto others as you you would have done on to you How petty You