Tyrant In Training Episode 42 Jessica Brown, The Twizzlers Queen of Milstern States

[00:00:00] Okay, we have a cat, burpin? No, what's he doing? Snoring. Snoring, Mr. Ward and we have

[00:00:15] another one on me. Yes, he's very quiet though. You're good. The mic is practically in your

[00:00:19] mouth. The mic, yeah. My voice is apparently very low. Yeah, you're in such speed,

[00:00:23] aren't you? Yeah, seemingly. That's why it's always awkward if I try to say something

[00:00:27] in a group of people and then nobody responds and I'm not sure if people have heard me

[00:00:31] or if I just spoke to you. You're going to talk this after the part, this probably isn't

[00:00:35] the setting. Yeah, we can, it's okay. It's okay. Yeah, no, we can have a chat after.

[00:00:40] This is the Tyrant In Training Podcast, ryan kevin ryan, I host his podcast. It's a comedy

[00:00:45] in problem. You helped me with the intros. Who are you? Sleen Lang. Yeah, yeah, you can give

[00:00:49] your second name. He's like, you were my fiancee. I am. Thank you. Yes, thank you for listening.

[00:00:54] The latest episode is now. It is now. Yeah, it's happening as we speak. Yeah, you're going

[00:01:00] to move, popper. That's one of our cats moving. Yes, this podcast is a comedy and prop podcast

[00:01:05] you wouldn't guess at all. Okay, not from the intro. Not from you. No. I meant you're not

[00:01:16] done it usually. Okay, next week you'll be on it. I'm so rude. I'm so sorry. How dare

[00:01:24] you? Okay, can you tell us what I do on this podcast? I don't want to. No, please. You

[00:01:32] talked to people who aren't me and asked them what they'd be like what they would do if

[00:01:38] they were running their own country. Yes, if they were a Tyrant under one people. Yes.

[00:01:43] So I have the next guest is a woman called Jessica Brown. She is a director, actor, woman

[00:01:53] of many filmmaking talents. No? She's answerably. Yes. The only way I can describe her because

[00:01:59] you know the way I usually give you some out of context quotes. Yes. I do have tree. I honestly

[00:02:03] could have a lot more. Okay. Right. I tried to give them a bit of a team because conversation

[00:02:08] goes a bit all over the place. The only way I think I can describe her and this will be

[00:02:14] lost on a lot of people reading or listen to this, it feels like she may be a character

[00:02:19] I would have written in a script. Oh. And again, that's making out as if I'm you know,

[00:02:26] I can air title. But no, that time said that. That's a great teaser. Okay. Good. Yeah,

[00:02:35] for you. And only you know specifically. Okay, I'll give you a few quotes. Because the

[00:02:41] debate is so real. Is it red visor twizzlers? Do you want to deal with me? This was a queen.

[00:02:48] What if I turn crazy? She seems a bit nuts. Yeah, you get it right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:02:54] Yeah. She's lovely. You will find Jessica wrong on Instagram and on Twitter. That's the main

[00:03:03] main portion called. That being always very, very, very, very, very, very smooth. She is on Instagram

[00:03:10] at jv.media. Very good. And then on Twitter you'll see her on just brown MP. Not quite

[00:03:17] short MPs. I think not a number of parliament. She did go for election in LA. I don't they

[00:03:24] called them MPs over there, but they don't call them MPs or there. No, I don't know how

[00:03:28] good that was. But yeah, yeah, there was a brief rotation now. I think she didn't like

[00:03:31] go to the election stage. At least I think she went in and then went fucking politics.

[00:03:36] Tell him I do in this place. This is garbage. Understandable. And then quickly get out of

[00:03:41] there. So yeah, yeah. And you'll find that she makes a lot of mistakes in the real

[00:03:46] country and quickly abandon them. And she did do something that I think is very unique

[00:03:52] and I'll play them for you. But then when I play him, we're going to head straight into

[00:03:56] the episode. Okay. So goodbye everybody. It's a good bye everyone. She has developed her

[00:04:02] own 10 commandments. Do you want me to read them out quickly? I like it. Do you want

[00:04:06] me to read them out quickly or do you want to learn them as you go? I want to learn

[00:04:10] them as we go. Yeah, I will. Yeah, I will. I will let you do that. Okay, you can follow

[00:04:15] this podcast at Kevrine Person, which would be on Instagram, Twitter, Blue Sky and

[00:04:21] Trades. That's one they can look for you as well. It's a little bit unique. In name

[00:04:28] only. Basic in every other way. Yeah. I don't I'm not anywhere in any relevant

[00:04:36] capacity. So, but they can follow you. But they shouldn't. Okay. Okay. We'll move on.

[00:04:43] Okay. Here's 10 commandments. Thank you for being on. Okay. I'm not dead in this. You're

[00:04:48] fine. Okay. Do you want to get taken? Yeah. Okay. We'll get taken. Okay. Bye everyone.

[00:04:51] Thanks for listening. Nobody can erase the 10 commandments, not even the Senate, not

[00:04:58] even me because the twizzler God made these commandments. I'm just your advisor. You can

[00:05:13] do whatever you want. Deal. Deal. Perfect. Okay. First thing we'll do is not head a little

[00:05:17] bit here. We're going to pick where in the world you want your island, your new country.

[00:05:23] Thank you for sharing that. How is your geography? Not there. It's not there. Okay. So yes, we

[00:05:33] have even the names of countries as well, which is handy. You can see that. Yes. Perfect. Okay. Any

[00:05:39] idea where you put your new country in a Pacific ocean? Okay. So you're going west of America.

[00:05:46] Yes. So if you're going in the Atlantic Ocean? All right. Go Atlantic. Yeah. Are you from,

[00:05:55] you're living in a layer? You originally from LA? No, I'm from Iowa. Where about the

[00:05:59] Zalivans in the middle of America, right? Uh-huh. Okay. So you're going east of America. So are you

[00:06:05] going right in the middle of the Atlantic? Yep. Right where that little plus magnifying glass

[00:06:10] is. Okay. Yeah, just above the end of this map, which isn't that that doesn't show in the world.

[00:06:15] Okay. So yeah, because I don't, I don't know if you get, oh, you probably get some bad storms,

[00:06:20] but you're not going to get earthquakes or anything, right? Um, yeah. No earthquakes, no tornadoes.

[00:06:25] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You've a couple of storms, but nothing. Yeah. I think we'll be all right on the

[00:06:30] weather, on the rainfront. Have you any idea I would stop sharing that? Okay. We put a right

[00:06:35] in the middle there. Any idea what name you'd give us? Would you want to name it after yourself

[00:06:40] or until no, let's go. No, Stern. No Stern states. It's wait, spell that. Milster.

[00:06:50] No Stern states. M-I-L-S-T-E-R-N. Yes. Why explain? Is that just a random word you just picked?

[00:07:02] Yeah. There's, um, uh, artisan hamburger bun wrapper on my bed and I see M-I-L

[00:07:11] and then I was saw a news report about how we're doing today about how he dies.

[00:07:19] How he dies? But he didn't. He did it. I did a deep Google search. He did not die, but that was

[00:07:25] still on my mind. So Milster and state. So it's beautiful. It's a beautiful title. Um,

[00:07:33] so I have to ask. So there was a news report about Howard Stern dying, which wasn't true.

[00:07:38] And you had to do a deep Google search to find out he wasn't. And it wasn't even like a deep

[00:07:41] Google dive. You know how like Facebook stories they'll have little bubbles? Yeah.

[00:07:47] And then just breaking news Howard Stern dead. And it was like, oh, shit. So I went to,

[00:07:54] I'd even click on it. I just went immediately to Google. Yeah. Yeah. At all.

[00:07:59] I thought it was like CNN or something. No. Because I, oh my god. Okay. Okay.

[00:08:05] Milster. That's where I get my news. Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

[00:08:09] That's where everyone gets their news now. I take it out. Siktok. Uh, Milster and states. Okay.

[00:08:14] That's a new one. I've never heard that word. Um, cool. Okay. I'm a beautiful name. Um,

[00:08:21] do you have any idea what your title is going to be? Your official title title for myself. Yeah.

[00:08:27] Like you can be called president boss CEO, queen, empress goddess. Twizzler queen.

[00:08:34] Twizz, do you have a twizzler beside you? No. Okay. I thought this is how twizzler queen. Yes.

[00:08:43] Why twizzlers are sweet, right in America? Yes. Do you like twizzlers? I do. And then just

[00:08:50] between red vines or twizzlers, it's always going to be twizzlers. Red vines are dead for me. What? Why?

[00:08:59] That seems like a personal matter. What? Why? Because the debate is so real.

[00:09:06] Is it red vines or twizzlers? Like it should not even be as big of a debate as it has been

[00:09:13] in the state at least. And I just want to settle it in Milster and states. No,

[00:09:19] that it is twizzlers only. Are red vines allowed in Milster and states? No. Okay. Do you

[00:09:27] do you like red vines? Like would you be happy? Oh, okay. Sorry.

[00:09:32] You know, okay. Uh, just seeing here twizzlers are being discontinued. They're being discontinued

[00:09:36] to start in January 2025. Okay. Red vines. No, no, no, no, twizzlers.

[00:09:42] Nias, that's a lie. Yeah, it is. Okay. Twizzler queen. I have a feeling I know what to send you.

[00:09:51] But thank you. All right. Very good. Very good. You're going to show

[00:09:58] you're, I mean, just so you know the infrastructure of this island you don't have to worry about. We

[00:10:04] will assume all the lights, electricity, water, sewage, all that would be sorted out. Okay.

[00:10:10] I'm just wondering, will you allow people to vote for 100 people to form a Senate and they can do

[00:10:16] the everyday stuff? Or will you say there's no voting and you can form your own 10 people

[00:10:23] council? So would you like voting or no voting? Voting. Definitely voting. Absolutely voting.

[00:10:30] So they can vote for 100 people to be the Senate and you have ultimate say like whatever you decide

[00:10:35] goes, but they'll deal with the all everyday boring. Like if I'm the swing vote, that's cool. I don't

[00:10:41] want to have the ultimate ultimate say, but there definitely has to be some voting. There cannot be

[00:10:47] one ruler dictator because as soon as you get with that dictator and they're crazy in the head

[00:10:53] and they start persuading people and shit goes crazy. That's the end of Milster and Island. So

[00:10:59] okay, but keep in mind you are the person in charge of Milster. So you are the person who has say

[00:11:05] and all the rules and laws are in. I like them the queen of England. I mean even more yeah,

[00:11:10] even more you are like a classical Roman emperor. Like so you say oh, but once we get someone who's

[00:11:17] crazy with power and has makes all these terrible rules that will only be you. So it's all to you.

[00:11:23] If I turn crazy, do you think you are going to?

[00:11:27] Well, I mean if these people are crazy and I can't control them then that might make me crazy.

[00:11:33] I mean, but these 10 million people come to Milster and States. They willingly come knowing that

[00:11:41] you were the boss in charge. So they're not going, wait a minute, I thought we'd have a say.

[00:11:45] Like whatever you decide there like okay, we knew that coming in.

[00:11:49] They still needs to be votes because hopefully with the votes come discussions and hopefully

[00:11:54] with the discussions they'll bring out stuff that I didn't even consider or think about. And so

[00:12:01] there's got to be voting. So you, sorry, I'm going to look up something and then oh my god,

[00:12:07] there is actually a red vine versus twizzlers of bass. I'm telling you it's deep. It's deep.

[00:12:13] Okay, yeah, no, like as soon as I typed in red vines it came up versus twizzlers.

[00:12:26] So wait a minute, are red vines healthy?

[00:12:30] No.

[00:12:32] These different parts contain a valuable wealth of nutrients antioxidants and

[00:12:38] volatile chemicals, potentially beneficial to human health. There you are.

[00:12:41] They're only putting that out there because they're trying to bring people in

[00:12:45] yeah, they're trying to lure people in. Okay, so you definitely have a Senate of 100 people.

[00:12:50] What happens though? And I'm just curious of this, what if they vote for hundreds

[00:12:54] senators who want to ban twizzlers and bring in red vines in state?

[00:12:59] No, what happens? But Dave, Dave, did they want to open that?

[00:13:03] But no, no, we have 10 commandments. Nothing.

[00:13:07] Oh, okay, no, I'll write these down. 10 commandments. Okay, this is the first time someone's

[00:13:10] got 10 commandments. Okay, go. We have 10 commandments. That's the first time. No, that's

[00:13:16] nobody can erase the 10 commandments, not even the Senate, not even me because the twizzler

[00:13:24] god made these commandments. So you're going to put in, you're putting into the lore of this island

[00:13:29] that there's a twizzler god. Yes, you're creating a new religion out of twizzlers.

[00:13:34] You're saying yes. Okay, okay, so commandment one, nobody can erase 10 commandments.

[00:13:43] Nobody can erase the 10 commandments. Okay, that's number two, our number one, number two,

[00:13:48] no red wings. Nobody can ever take out the twizzlers from the Milster Island ever.

[00:13:58] You cannot be replaced ever ever in capillaries. Okay, I would like to start.

[00:14:05] Okay, I won't stick to all 10. We'll move on but I'm going to finish this

[00:14:08] part of the end of the podcast. Okay, number three, you give one more. Number third law is there

[00:14:14] will always and forever be holiday lights at the expense of twizzler islands, Miltern States.

[00:14:24] You're already losing the run of what's the name of the pick and places. Brilliant, there'll always be

[00:14:30] holiday lights. Yes, at the holiday time. Oh, at holiday time. So you can take down your Christmas lights

[00:14:38] or whatever you want to call it after Christmas. We will have, there will be workers who will be dressed

[00:14:43] as elves who will happily go to the houses and dress them up for the holiday season and they will

[00:14:51] take them down and they will restock them for our holdings throughout the year. And then until next

[00:14:59] year, we'll repeat, rents repeat now you said these elves will do it happily. What if they don't do

[00:15:05] it happily or if they do it with just sort of a laxidae's gratitude? Because I think I am a big

[00:15:11] believer that people should be paid and then some and so whatever. Yes, but what if they're not

[00:15:21] happy? What if these people are just dour individuals and they got to go. This is a kick them off the

[00:15:27] island. Not kicking them off the island, but if you're not happy doing what you're doing, why are you

[00:15:32] here? So they're off the island. No, no, not off the island. They're just not going to be putting up

[00:15:38] festival lights. Well, so they're out in the street. No, they're not on the street. They're maybe

[00:15:44] at the library or show them into the library. Or they're that the Lysler factory or their

[00:15:51] twizzlers of currency. I don't know. So they are your you either become an elf, a happy elf

[00:15:58] or you are forced into the factory to make twizzlers. Oh, see now sir. There are options there like

[00:16:05] there's I'm assuming there's going to be textiles and there's going to be arch arch archicitual or

[00:16:13] you have a brain. Yeah, you have your usual range of jobs. Yeah, so they do any other job that

[00:16:20] they don't have to be putting up festival lights if they're not happy. If they're not happy. Okay,

[00:16:24] no, I just want to make sure. Okay, that's tree laws. I'll get back to them. We'll move on. What

[00:16:30] very very good and crazy. What what sort of like official attire are you going to wear as the twizzler

[00:16:38] queen? I think I would wear a lot of twizzlers. I know. A lot of gowns. Yeah, that's something I've never

[00:16:49] been able to really do in my own life and this twizzler queen. I feel like she'd be wearing gowns

[00:17:00] in like gloves and rings but like modest not just like 10 rings on every hand but like a big

[00:17:09] body ring on one hand and then just like hello, darling. You've been on a posh accent.

[00:17:18] We have a twizzler meeting today and you know I am going to potentially

[00:17:28] I don't know how to phrase this. I was gonna say I was going to make you very excited but

[00:17:38] I just mean an option here to wear something. This is a twizzler dress. Oh, amazing. See,

[00:17:46] that's perfect. I'm a bit busier than hers so there'd have to be some alterations but

[00:17:53] now that's perfect. Can you see that? It's showing you how the person made it.

[00:17:59] I don't know on my under right one. Are you you can still see the dresses? Yeah. Let's see if I can

[00:18:06] stop share. So I'm gonna show there we yes, there you go. Let's do input together to dress.

[00:18:12] Let's see. I would ask you to be with floor links but yeah that's perfect. Yeah, yeah.

[00:18:21] That'd be heavy. I probably would be. I wonder if she cut them in half before putting them on.

[00:18:28] Maybe yeah it looks like she has a knife there. Okay, yeah that goes with the name and

[00:18:33] I think you have to have a dress made of twizzler dress but floor length perfect. Are you gonna have

[00:18:39] a crown? I should probably there should be. Okay, I won't look for a crown of

[00:18:46] excursion going to crown twizzlers. I mean probably shortly enough gonna find them. No no no

[00:18:56] I do see boxers shorts there. Oh

[00:19:01] it's a weird nice to make. It just they just say twizzlers on them that's not made of twizzlers.

[00:19:09] Okay, yeah they're not that's weird. No that's good okay um okay I'm off time. I hope

[00:19:16] hopefully I can get sponsored by twizzlers if I mention it. Fantastic. Okay what type of house do you live in?

[00:19:24] I live in a house that is basically built maybe 10 miles from the city from the community. It has

[00:19:35] a moat around it and it is definitely definitely sponsored by twizzlers. So it has a big billboard

[00:19:44] saying by twizzlers. Yes because it says Miltonville welcomes twizzlers. Miltonville it's

[00:19:53] minster. Miltonville welcomes you. Miltonville, Miltonstates welcomes you twizzlers to

[00:20:06] Miltonstates. Are they called twizzlers on your island? Like the people are called twizzlers.

[00:20:12] We're called twizzlers and brilliant. Brilliant okay and you're the twizzler queen it works in

[00:20:18] the makes sense. Yeah it makes complete sense. So but why do you have a moat? Like are you

[00:20:26] afraid of your own people because usually a moat is a defensive thing. Yeah there's a lot of PTSD

[00:20:32] going on. I got bullied a lot people that like the idea that this was that this person could be

[00:20:39] a queen of twizzlers and so I have to build a moat for you. So you're concerned that the people

[00:20:46] who willingly come on to the island have come on to bully you. No no yes. Okay yes that's fine

[00:20:55] that's fine okay we'll get that house up and run it that's fine do you want a throne and I say

[00:21:00] that my Irish accent without the H a throne to sit on. Only if I have a king if I have a king

[00:21:08] yes no then no there's no need. Oh why? What do you why? Why do you need a king to have I presume

[00:21:17] the king sits beside you to yeah but would you not just have to once see it would just seem silly

[00:21:23] just be one person sitting up looking down at everybody. Rise of dress too you can kind of put

[00:21:29] the blame on him. Exactly we can share the responsibility of looking down at everybody. No

[00:21:37] would you want a king though like someone who you genuinely have affection for and marry or love

[00:21:43] are you just want a patty just a just hey just get in anyone there to sit down and no there's

[00:21:49] got to be genuine friendship companionship love it's got to be the real deal or not. That's not

[00:21:57] what this podcast is about so I'm going to move on but interesting. What oh okay so what unusual

[00:22:04] list is your country? Milster and States top of. I know so what unusual list is Milster and

[00:22:10] States top of so I know like it'll probably have the best healthcare best education best you know

[00:22:17] animal life but what unusual list would it be top of. Let's say we are the best of the

[00:22:27] orio cream removers remove the cream from the orio cookies perfectly perfectly no

[00:22:36] bit left on us. No residue no cookie cookie bits sacrificed perfect that sounds like a sport

[00:22:45] it could be in probably on Milster and States is it a sport?

[00:22:50] no it's not because it has to be taken with very good precautions no mistakes

[00:22:58] because in turn that cream stuff it is utilized to make bricks that we use to build stuff with

[00:23:11] because when you mix it so you know what I'll go ahead sorry I'll ask you later when go on

[00:23:16] I want you to finish that thought when you mix this. When you mix it with different powders and

[00:23:22] stuff it fills it creates the super super super paste that is indestructible nothing pop it nothing

[00:23:34] okay so but people lick it like with their tongues lick it off the biscuit or whatever

[00:23:41] we don't we and twizzlers islands know the truth about the cream's filling.

[00:23:49] which can you can you divulge that information or is it a closely guarded secret?

[00:23:53] that's a closely guarded no I won't dare ask but so you don't so how do you remove it?

[00:24:01] I'm not giving you all of the company secrets but I can confidently tell you that it is removed

[00:24:07] and it is packaged with a compound of a mixture of some sorts and it creates a super concrete

[00:24:16] brick that we sell to the US. Right at a high markup okay so I just want to make sure so when you

[00:24:25] are top of the list of the most efficient and best cream from the Oreo cookie removers

[00:24:32] section of the Guinness Book of Records but when they say how or can you show us proof of that

[00:24:37] you say no it's a closely guarded country secrets. Did the ghost festers reveal how they captured

[00:24:44] the ghosts? Yeah yeah did it didn't they yeah it's the proton pass. They didn't they didn't

[00:24:52] they didn't reveal the secret of the echo containment center. But absolutely fair point I won't

[00:24:59] dare you that. Thank you. I have a little bit tiny little bit of a bad bad news question to ask

[00:25:06] you uh to is it a queen? There is a scandal going to come out about you that people find out about

[00:25:14] it drops your approval right and down from 19 1% down to 89% so it's a little bit of a worry

[00:25:20] um you get to decide what the scandal is. So you get to decide what's the what's the issue that's

[00:25:27] going to come out about you that people aren't gonna be happy about. And this doesn't have to be

[00:25:32] like you murdered 50 people it can be light entertainment um I don't know the words to gangsters paradise

[00:25:41] and people love kool-yo they love kool-yo. Kool-yo and twizzlers is the most popular podcast

[00:25:49] on mr and i states okay yeah I think what you need to do is to go on to the late night news

[00:25:57] have an interview and explain yourself. Okay if you're okay with that the the number one newscaster

[00:26:05] is called our journalist is called Anderson uh if you're ready to visit a queen thank you very much

[00:26:10] for joining us on the show. Thank you thank you for having me. You're very welcome now and we do

[00:26:15] have to get to gangsters paradise skate um a lot of people are upset just want to ask you I suppose

[00:26:22] the main question is why why are why not why don't you know there why in the shame I have no excuse

[00:26:30] I should know the words I sat and I watched the movie in michelle fifer she broke my soul those

[00:26:39] kids they broke my soul in kool-yo he is he is the champion of these dates and I have no reason not

[00:26:47] to know this song and I will do everything in my power to overcome all the obstacles that have made

[00:26:56] me feel have you looked at your life and realized there's nothing left. Yeah you know if there's

[00:27:02] just the kitchen's hot the kitchen's just too hot sometimes. What does that mean? I don't know what

[00:27:08] that means what during the kitchen is hot why are you in the kitchen? Well I don't know sometimes

[00:27:13] you just got to go into the kitchen but I don't know what's going on and I just I don't know. People

[00:27:18] would like to know at least if you don't know the full lyrics which is I mean maybe it's understandable

[00:27:26] for some people but you know I mean how much do you know I mean can you at least start us off?

[00:27:33] I wish I could hear sir kind sir and I I'm so sorry to have wasted your

[00:27:41] command to intervene as I walk to the valley of oh oh as I walk to the valley of a shadow

[00:27:48] with life I took a look at my life you realize there's nothing left yes and

[00:27:53] going because you lost it's so long that even my mom doesn't think that my mind is gone so

[00:28:00] you never you never what you never what a man I don't know I never crossed a man it's a

[00:28:06] symbol I can't even deserve it yes they treat it like a parking lot that's unheard of yes

[00:28:14] for a little while no no no no no wait you better watch how you talking and where you walking

[00:28:19] I'm not saying that to you Twins or Queen I'm just repeating the lyrics I'm sorry I'm sorry Twins

[00:28:25] lyrics I've let you down you can't even get through two lyrics are two choruses um okay do you promise

[00:28:33] to learn the lyrics how long do you think it'll take you to learn them do you want if the swizzlers

[00:28:39] community will keep me I promise to do better and learn the lyrics to God Culeo's master piece

[00:28:50] I mean at the very least you can um you can sing us out with Culeo's other great song

[00:28:59] see you when you get there so I'll take it away I'll see you when we get there

[00:29:07] when we it's when you get there I'll see you when we get there all right that's enough we've gone

[00:29:14] to break um I don't I don't people in people are happy would you like a less stressful question

[00:29:25] lyrics to Culeo sounds yes please what what would you ban in your country besides red

[00:29:34] vines what would you like to see banned in your country or what you think should be bullying bullying

[00:29:42] is an outright banned yes absolutely banned 100% um okay there what what there is a case in

[00:29:56] in one of your prisons that someone who repeatedly kicked poppies is being bullied and told he's

[00:30:05] a bit stupid is that allowed no or he's he's claiming being bullied because he was told he was

[00:30:13] stupid for kicking poppies up in the street kicking puppies yeah yeah yeah no no bullying no absolutely

[00:30:22] none as soon as it is reported you are sat down in the jail until shit hammered out sorry for cussing

[00:30:29] and then my death-s-fucking torture what yes if you're gonna if you're gonna bully somebody you're

[00:30:39] mentally torturing somebody so so whoever bullies we're gonna sit him down in a prison we're gonna

[00:30:45] get a hammer a sledgehammer or something we're gonna ask questions and we're gonna play hands in

[00:30:51] we're gonna so we're gonna beat we're gonna beat him with a sledgehammer until they defigate

[00:30:55] while asking questions and hands nobody's getting beaten but somebody will definitely be sitting in

[00:31:01] a chair in a jail cell with 90s bubble gum pop on repeat while questions are being asked

[00:31:10] and answers but you said beat the shit out of them I never know can we get playback judge no no

[00:31:18] those it I'm gonna say that back you are sat down in the jail until shit hammered out sorry for cussing

[00:31:28] dares to prove but we'll move on because we can't go back now and yeah um okay we assume

[00:31:35] that didn't happen so we're just gonna ask them questions yes like what did you do it yes what did

[00:31:43] how did you do it why did you do it um I did it uh wait my mouse and my words and I did it because he

[00:31:51] kicked the pulpy open down the streets and I thought that was stupid behavior then you would be let go

[00:31:57] because the person that was kicking up puppies they will be getting some treatment

[00:32:06] and then they'll be doing um 200 hours of community service 100 hours on a line help line

[00:32:16] another hundred hours I guess in the vet center because they were

[00:32:21] beaten puppies yeah in the vet center so maybe not be in the vet center but they'll be doing

[00:32:27] stuff to kind of affect so what they were doing in how the paint debate the vet center

[00:32:35] huh they get painters they could paint it paint it put off decorations yeah but I really want them to see

[00:32:46] let's just see what the damages that they're doing to the animals oh so they could do the operation

[00:32:52] under oh not do the operation because they might do some nasty weird things but like

[00:33:00] like human puppy feet and wait puppy centipede huh like puppy centipede oh my yeah you were there

[00:33:11] yeah yeah I brought the tone of this podcast down a lot um okay okay so bullying is outlawed

[00:33:18] but you're allowed to bully no I can't even bully yeah but it's so powerful we can do it they want

[00:33:25] like you you can find self-improdust too it now see now I am not that type of ruler no I

[00:33:32] not that type of ruler I try to do my best to enforce the rules that are there so that everybody

[00:33:40] lives in peace and harmony okay um so if you're a cop putting you're out the door well no you just

[00:33:48] have to paint a veterinary office or something something okay yeah um

[00:33:55] do you want us to tell the people any fantastical fact about you um just just a bit of propaganda is

[00:34:02] always helpful sure absolutely hmm I guess the propaganda would be cinnamon rolls

[00:34:14] yeah the you look as if it was like well the obvious thing is cinnamon rolls to that question

[00:34:19] what are you talking about I think it would have to be that every Wednesday at 11.30 a.m

[00:34:31] the community can come get cinnamon rolls from your house not from my house oh don't come to your

[00:34:38] house welcome to my house right somewhere within no no no's didn't oh they have to find this it's like

[00:34:46] a search yes oh yeah okay so you're gonna dump a load of cinnamon rolls in somewhere in the city

[00:34:56] every Wednesday and people have to search well I mean it would be open they'll be packaged but

[00:35:04] they're open so they're easily found but that's my but if you're open and it's a rainy day they're

[00:35:11] just gonna be soggy okay they're packaged oh okay yeah but like see it like on a pallet right okay

[00:35:20] your air dropping yes that's pretty good okay um do the cinnamon rolls play any part in these 10

[00:35:28] commandments I might better tell another tree now let it play right us um so the gods have a special

[00:35:38] cinnamon roll recipe that's been passed down for centuries and centuries and centuries and I know

[00:35:44] this secret recipe and so it is my queen duties to fulfill every Wednesday but still in the

[00:35:54] community with the cinnamon rolls with this ancient ancient recipe from the twizzler gods and then

[00:36:04] and then number four number four would be if you ever throw a trash on the ground and you get caught

[00:36:16] you have to plant five trees and then and then there is I like how in this commandment it's like only if

[00:36:27] you get caught though shell not steel and unless you get away with it and then number five

[00:36:42] they will be regularly community field days once a month community field days yes what's a field day

[00:36:56] um kind of like the Olympics oh like community games are yeah so they have happened once a month

[00:37:05] yes okay you can do that throughout the island yes we'll go for number six and we'll get back to

[00:37:13] the serious business of running mr states number six number six shall be uh every house shall be painted green

[00:37:29] really yes is that a bit too much green it could be variations of green oh yeah hey I'm from Ireland I know

[00:37:40] all about that bush yeah green I presume green is your color then yeah can you get green twizzlers

[00:37:49] or is that defeat in the whole purpose oh you can i think yeah you can no

[00:37:55] fair enough um okay so so far on your ten commandments of the twizzler queen nobody can

[00:38:03] erase the ten commandments that's one um nobody can take out twizzlers from mr.

[00:38:08] and island ever um number three always be always there will always be holiday lights at the

[00:38:15] expense of milterns miltern states at holiday time number four if you ever throw a trash on the ground

[00:38:21] and get caught plant five trees number five uh there's regular community field days once a month

[00:38:29] and number six is every house has to be painted green cool okay that i like yeah that's that covers

[00:38:34] everything i'm so fair um your finance guy Paul he's gonna knock on your door knock knock knock

[00:38:43] hello Paul hello please d'Arcine i am so happy to see you you were very brave and talented and

[00:38:49] intelligent thank you you're welcome um i have a quick question i'm about to go and hold it

[00:38:57] um i'm not a quick question i have a quick statement to make um the country has a lot of money

[00:39:05] we are very rich we have uh four hundred billion it says here in the account the people would like

[00:39:12] to build you a monument they're so happy with you what can they build you

[00:39:19] a boat did leave are you leaving no the playin okay

[00:39:29] so you want to you want to a big boat like a yacht sure just a boat now we can play in

[00:39:38] or we'll play what just you can just dock and into the ocean and we can just go have picnics and

[00:39:47] karaoke nights and because they can't come to my house so we can have parties on the boat

[00:39:55] oh like the citizens yeah do you want to know what the most expensive boat is in the world

[00:40:03] jay it's honestly you probably better build in a military boat way uh the most expensive one is the

[00:40:12] history supreme how much do you think it's worth 13 billion oh no it is owned by Malaysia's richest

[00:40:23] man i'm gonna ruin the name but Robert cook um oh god here i'm gonna put in what it's designed by

[00:40:31] another uh fell in the UK the yacht the yacht is only a hundred feet long it's worth a said to be

[00:40:37] derived from its lavish finishes including a statue constructed from genuine T-rex bones oh yeah

[00:40:45] a liquor bottle embedded with an 18.5 carrot diamond and a primary bedroom with one wall made

[00:40:51] from meteorite and another from a 24 carrot gold aquavist panoramic wall aquarium right that doesn't

[00:40:59] impress you does it no do you want to see the boat itself

[00:41:06] again yeah it's not great not i'm not too too close to it uh i think like

[00:41:14] there it is it isn't is it very underwhelming very underway like that's the kind of interior of it

[00:41:24] the table is rubbish right because that's it that's a just just when you're in like because

[00:41:29] obviously nobody's watching this but like that's a glass table on it so there's going to be

[00:41:34] streaks on that the whole time i'll send my two-sler pirates to claim it

[00:41:39] so you're also launching an international incident okay um but yeah hey if you're thinking

[00:41:47] hundreds of billions into or whatever 13 billion i think you were kind of mentioning if you

[00:41:51] were thinking that into your own boat you can have as many T-rex bones as you want to know

[00:41:56] i do you want any bones but then in the museum okay you do you want any bones from any extinct

[00:42:05] uh no no okay um build a museum no okay we'll get right on that i do have a few questions

[00:42:15] only a couple of questions rather fear um your birthday when that comes up what can we do on your

[00:42:20] birthday to celebrate you to his or queen um Oreo ice cream cake yes Oreo ice cream cake

[00:42:30] everybody gets a slice and then we watch massive cake yes so we all watch ghost busters

[00:42:37] a ghost busters marathon all it's over you're watching the four or five movies yeah

[00:42:43] follow you from now and then the cartoons and i was going to mention we we watched the cartoon as well

[00:42:49] the cartoon was great but not yes yes okay all right three three the week we watched the cartoon

[00:42:59] right leading up to your birthday yes yes and then there's like costume celebrations and

[00:43:07] who are you dressing up as Dana yeah they're not transformed as the ghost

[00:43:17] oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um my hair

[00:43:24] do you okay what we'll do is we will um get true maybe two of these commandments

[00:43:31] they're they're very important to me and i will have a good question after that

[00:43:35] okay commandment number seven what what are we laying down

[00:43:39] manment number seven is there is a salute that we all have to do when we engage with each other

[00:43:50] and that salute is hello hello greetings its salutations good morning

[00:43:59] so left hand right hand bit of a twirl with them and in down yes what happens because this is

[00:44:05] the commandment what happens if you don't do that are you off to prison no nothing you do 50 jump

[00:44:12] in jacks 50 jump in jacks i'm just but if you're a cartoonist okay okay that's fine number eight

[00:44:18] what's the eight commandment if commandment

[00:44:25] hmm if commandment is disco parties are allowed yes so disco parties are you just saying they're allowed

[00:44:41] good no water just wants to make point to that disco parties every Sunday every Sunday you're

[00:44:52] just filling up the weak with activities for them though okay instead of mass there's no mass

[00:44:56] is just disco parties i mean some places can have mass before they break up disco are you

[00:45:04] want to have the disco ball yeah yeah bigger the ball the more religious you are exactly okay um

[00:45:14] okay number seven must salute that specific salute two hands bit of a twirl and in down

[00:45:20] and disco parties every Sunday cool only two left i have good news for you i think

[00:45:25] thank you gonna enjoy this i want to say universal but i'm not quite sure who made ghost busters

[00:45:31] do you know what studio made them i think so sunny Columbia pictures yeah they have sent an email

[00:45:42] they said they want to make a new ghost busters on the island of milstrand states and they'd love

[00:45:47] if you could play a cameo partner would you be interested oh fuck yes fuck yes

[00:45:54] that's fantastic that's we will put that in capital letters in an email back to them

[00:45:58] fuck yes fuck yes um they're pretty open about what you want to do like in collaborate would you

[00:46:04] rather play yourself or would you play a cameo role as someone else someone else now which was

[00:46:12] your favorite ghost busters one no two is too the painting yes yes is this okay um

[00:46:22] god i'm i remember i've seen i saw that so i saw that more when i was a kid then the first one

[00:46:28] and now i can't remember it because i haven't seen it you know in so long um so that's fine though

[00:46:35] we are going to make a ghost busters that is set just before ghost busters two if that makes sense

[00:46:44] yes a little bit of it a little bit of it there was a little bit of gap in the time it's we've

[00:46:50] wanted to so it's totally pop lots of it all the little bit are you gonna play a ghost or a

[00:46:55] or what type of character do you think you play uh trainee oh a trainee okay um um

[00:47:05] was the daughter was the daughter that they haven't met yet i don't think because they haven't seen

[00:47:10] after life yet uh yeah i don't know if i can't remember the exact details of it but um okay

[00:47:19] so we're gonna have this scene where you are um uh god who am i going to be um um uh

[00:47:28] stances cut no they did a scene with that stances shopkeeper wait who's shopkeeper

[00:47:37] right right right right right the shopkeeper he hasn't assisted oh well well wait in ghost busters two

[00:47:44] where they retired and ghost busters two ray has ray of cults he's what i completely forgot it that

[00:47:53] the occult uh in a cult store oh yes okay oh okay i'll tell you out i'm just gonna be working

[00:48:00] there i'm at time um okay okay we'll start to see enough you coming in maybe you know something

[00:48:05] about to slime and stuff that's in that movie um okay action uh ding the door open

[00:48:11] your name i fried oh okay oh hello are you you looking to buy something in the store

[00:48:21] i am looking for some help um oh and ray has gone gone for lunch he's gone with some friends

[00:48:29] do you have anything in these books that could maybe tell me about what this line stuff is

[00:48:35] oh i don't i don't know much about that slime just some slime on your shoulder what's

[00:48:40] what is that uh that looks terrible uh oh you're just kidding okay uh yeah here uh trial

[00:48:48] dis book gets from um uh a bottle from amazon hey there you go try that i was it's new company i think

[00:48:54] i don't know what year this is um do you know about the ghost busters you seem like you're a fan

[00:48:59] yeah yeah i followed them a little bit um over the years right right um you know what i'm retired

[00:49:06] now they're not not doing much anymore about the ghost ghost in business

[00:49:10] yeah my father he kind of stepped out of the game when the city went after them for the city

[00:49:21] uh wait who's your father uh Winston first nah i get out of here he doesn't have a kid we've never met him

[00:49:29] or we've never met him but we've never talked him about family guys oh my god does he know you're in town

[00:49:36] no oh sorry i don't really know uh winced in either we've never got along he never he never wanted

[00:49:45] brave to open the shop you see uh that sounds like my father yeah um why do you where why are you wearing

[00:49:53] the ghost blister outfit are you like trying to become one or something i figured if i could

[00:49:58] dress like one i could blend into the scenario of what's going on outside it looks like there's a parade

[00:50:05] or something going on or just a side shot i'm not allowed to side the shop because re uh said i

[00:50:11] have to work long hours oh i'm sorry yeah can i what about the lunge out

[00:50:21] yeah they're they're handing out ghost busters balloons i can go grab one for you

[00:50:26] bring it back for you but i really just wanted to come ask about this line man oh but this line

[00:50:31] seems seems paranormal right where did you get us i so down the street there's this fire extinguisher

[00:50:41] escape scene and it got busted out it looks like i don't know i want to go look at it with my

[00:50:47] friends and this stuff was oozing all over and some of the god on me and it made me think of my

[00:50:55] father and ray and i hear i am just thinking maybe ray might be able to point me into the direction

[00:51:02] of my father and yet at the same time i can figure out what this goo stuff is and i'm not trying to

[00:51:09] eat it i've got no hey wait what color is that goo pink it could just be you know a fire extinguisher

[00:51:18] you could be the the the phone do boy yeah you should go home oh yeah take the night out

[00:51:27] all right thank you for your service yeah dude dude get now get out of here if you're not are you

[00:51:35] boy in inton you need to get out of here um yeah okay yeah that's what that's a that's a slow burning scene

[00:51:42] that doesn't start off very very ghost like can you give me number nine on the

[00:51:48] commandments list i think it shall be the first of the month the ghost busters scene song will

[00:52:00] play throughout the city at 12 o'clock noon at the first of them uh you when you say

[00:52:07] travel to city you mean travel to country country country yes so throughout the country you'll

[00:52:16] hear ghost busters sabotages which version though is it a follow by one or

[00:52:25] like which version of the ghost busters team all of them no well just ray parker junior just uh

[00:52:32] yeah cuz during the day i was just in the recently the follow by did one that was not received

[00:52:36] while i think then missielia so i think i love them i appreciate them but ray parker

[00:52:43] yeah no i agree i like how your ten commandments have just turned into here the things you need to do

[00:52:49] at certain points of the month and a week and a day um i do have uh i do have three more questions for you

[00:53:02] um we didn't they don't start off fantastic you get enough in your door again not not not

[00:53:10] hello hello it's Paul again

[00:53:14] hi don't you remember me hello hi i'm Paul hi pa hi you know i am here no

[00:53:24] oh oh you're behind me oh well you know what i do

[00:53:27] no you're behind me on your finance going for the last six years push

[00:53:35] and all your fortes oh sorry yeah no you're acting i seen that good good job great job

[00:53:41] have a quick quick quick update on the finances and the balls and everything the ball has been built

[00:53:47] we're very happy to know um it turns out to four hundred billion that we had in the country

[00:53:52] bit of a mistake there was a minus sign in front of them so it turns out we were actually broke um

[00:53:58] so yeah we have no money we are now five four hundred and thirteen billion in debt

[00:54:04] so we're gonna think of money fast this country is about to capsize into the ocean where you're

[00:54:11] so much in debt um any ideas i'm going on holiday and you're for next three weeks bye

[00:54:18] Paul Paul is dream um leaving you alone any idea how we're gonna make money

[00:54:26] where do Paul go he's gonna uh fully paid holiday for three weeks to Croatia

[00:54:31] okay so i need my pirate tozer pirates to go first get Paul bring his ass back

[00:54:38] oh in chains are whatever they got i don't ask about questions okay okay i don't ask

[00:54:47] with the pirate's questions i just tell them what i need then and they go do it

[00:54:51] where you bring him Paul back to you or just like back to the country or back to prison or what

[00:54:56] back to me and we're gonna ask some questions about this this clerical air

[00:55:03] oh hey uh what's going on to his work? why am i i was on holiday having a lovely time and didn't

[00:55:09] oh wonderful Paul please explain to me how this clerical air became so

[00:55:16] traumatic really clerical oh it was just a my i thought it was a smudge it was a minus sign

[00:55:23] oh wonderful so until i figure this out you're not going on holiday

[00:55:28] why i had a i booked up those days

[00:55:31] let's give it unfair uh you know what's unfair is this entire country going to complete shit because of your

[00:55:38] your smudge i entrusted you for six years to do the one thing that you said that you could do

[00:55:48] and here we are i did my best well your best is shit so i need you to

[00:55:54] night you're making me feel bad well you know what i think you much rather want to hear it from me

[00:56:01] then the hundred plus people out there who are about to lose their homes and their twizzler stashes

[00:56:08] because of your smudge do you want to i mean i'll i'll give you that option do you want to deal with

[00:56:14] me this was it a queen or do you want to go face the community who won't be able to fulfill their

[00:56:22] obligations i'll go face them they seem dead okay so he can just go out and tell them

[00:56:32] with the twizzler pirates with the what i mean there'll be special item but sure they're not going to

[00:56:37] do it in tomorrow why i don't ask the i don't ask them questions oh okay i mean he went out and

[00:56:44] just said all seems like there's a bit of a stormy stormy future a common free anyway i

[00:56:51] three weeks books so i'm gonna go on all this and they're like okay i'm sure the twizzler queen will

[00:56:54] tell us so he's gone off back on holiday no no no no no all doesn't get to dictate what he gets to do

[00:57:03] until this gets resolved he i am staying on his ass he's staying here next to me he is the one person

[00:57:11] that can cross the moat until this gets resolved that's how that's how he gets to stay in a palace

[00:57:17] yes and can i bring my family no what no it's like but but i'd like to see them

[00:57:26] i'm sorry until Paul listen this is a very serious issue that we are facing right now

[00:57:33] and i cannot emphasize enough because of a smudge so because of this mudge your ass is going to stay

[00:57:41] right here in this castle where i can see you it's how we get this resolved but my family i

[00:57:47] i do you know what family will there they'll be fine and thus we can't get the resolved

[00:57:53] then we're going to wait while it happened to them if we can't get a result

[00:57:56] if we can't get the results then your family will be joining you here and we'll be powering some

[00:58:02] ideas on how to get this money back because of my family are just like my four kids who are like

[00:58:08] three years old so you know i think this happens and it's a lemonade stands for some twizzler stands

[00:58:15] and they're just going to have to get to some work because you're going to work the children

[00:58:20] yes okay it's free like you're bullying this family no Paul i'm not going to let you gaslight me Paul

[00:58:28] here's smudge cost this country billions of dollars and i will hold responsibility for what i've done

[00:58:36] in this actions and that was hiring you Paul interesting Paul that he could handle the

[00:58:43] financials for this country and he can you get it best i think i think you know they have to give

[00:58:50] fair fair use to them man sorry he got to give you have to give fair credit to him he worked

[00:58:57] long hours and did his best god knows how many more billions it could be in debt without him oh see

[00:59:02] that's another thing like that's not it when if we go through the book we find out oh shit

[00:59:09] the twizzler stashes and i was actually where it's supposed to be and we're going to run out of

[00:59:14] twizzlers before the end of the year i can't be having this country running out of twizzlers

[00:59:20] and money all in the same year my people can't handle that that would that would mean that we

[00:59:26] can't have our Christmas our holiday lights oh Jesus i can't be having that i can't be having this

[00:59:32] Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul has figured it out he has figured he's done the numbers

[00:59:40] to his raccoon as soon as you grabbed his four kids who were under three years old and had to

[00:59:45] work in night shifts he's figured it out can let's hear it Paul what do you got for me Paul

[00:59:51] first of all okay 413 billion i've realized we're spending way way way way way too much on these

[00:59:57] happy elves they get paid frankly an absurd amount of money okay to put on painted smiles and get

[01:00:03] over six million a year so what we do is we slash that people are just gonna have to put up

[01:00:08] their own decorations if they're so happy you know they'll do it okay that will save you

[01:00:14] almost a hundred billion amazingly a year okay now i'm gonna put this in the black in the credit

[01:00:23] right the country is going to be making money i am prepared to sign well you you can sign it but he

[01:00:31] has drawn up the contracts with the american licorice company for four hundred billion a year

[01:00:37] i don't know Paul to produce red vines directly here in mr. state it's a perfect perfect uh

[01:00:46] swindle you know what yes here's where we're gonna do come close come close all right he's right off

[01:00:52] directly nose and nose i've enjoyed you here thanks and your family is absolutely lovely thank you

[01:01:00] but i need you to go with these pirates down into that tunnel right and enjoy yourselves

[01:01:10] are you going to sorry this isn't Paul are you gonna kill Paul i don't know what the pirates do

[01:01:15] you can no listen no no no no no that is that is bellicigal vulture you're gonna kill Paul no no no no

[01:01:25] over that time goes i just don't that is a dead end tunnel i've been down there you haven't

[01:01:30] been know this you walk down there no are you no no no no no don't play this don't play this game of

[01:01:38] politics political speak what are you doing with Paul i am sending him to an area where he can

[01:01:44] know longer with dangerous men i don't know if they're dangerous i don't know what these

[01:01:48] pirates do can you go down there by yourself can you go down there by yourself no i need a

[01:01:53] family to go with them and what else the pirates no the pirates are guiding them

[01:01:59] okay can he just get someone else get one of the elves no the elves have nothing to do with this

[01:02:06] what does the pirates have to do with this you're dancing around this they're my they're my

[01:02:11] assistance i need the two assist Paul and his family down this tunnel that i have no clue where it

[01:02:17] goes to because Paul is fucked up this countries financial and twizzler system and the resolution

[01:02:26] that he brought back about red vines yeah it's completely appalling it's going to make the country

[01:02:33] so much money no no it won't it's red vines red vines they're destroying this country all okay okay

[01:02:43] okay i'm back in the fall okay Paul is gonna go down with his with his small children

[01:02:48] which the former MMA fighters now turned twizzler pirates okay he's gone down there now when they come

[01:02:56] back up 20 minutes later and went okay Paul has gone like that was just one of the skatefakes that

[01:03:02] anyone from the tunnel or from the castle you happy with that Paul is left and he just went

[01:03:08] he left yeah went and hold it i don't i can't confirm that one way or the other

[01:03:14] oh i can confirm it yeah no i'm speaking as one of pirates yeah no he went and hold there are you happy

[01:03:18] with us you happy you do well you're happy with it you want to kill him just a minute just a minute

[01:03:24] it's not a it's not a killing but he's not it's not no it's not a killing he's just not in my presence where

[01:03:34] he can monopolize the twizzler economy with red vines okay i'm going to say something and i'll just

[01:03:43] see if you agree with the statement okay Paul is gonna go down the tunnel with four young

[01:03:51] children of his that are under three years of age okay yeah he is not gonna come back but he's

[01:03:57] going to live a long happy fruitful life elsewhere okay very happy no injury or either physical

[01:04:06] or mental trauma done to him he will be happy and prosperous possibly taking over red vines

[01:04:16] you're happy with that that way you have no problem with that no problem at all

[01:04:22] is that the outcome you wanted yeah okay Paul has a great life with his kids

[01:04:29] do you want do you want to do that 400 billion deal with red vines no

[01:04:35] are you gonna need to make money fast any ideas just to start making money sure i think what will have

[01:04:43] to happen is we will have to scale back on the Christmas lights because every

[01:04:51] every year we do spend a substantial amount of money on purchasing the latest upscale of everything

[01:05:02] life smoke like it's a whole thing yeah you have to dial back on that so just back to to

[01:05:10] couple a bit of bit of insulin stuff at least three vines do you have and then the lights we

[01:05:19] get the lights but just just white lights i guess would you go for a white lights or or color light

[01:05:25] white yeah actually yeah i would like the colored lights but they usually cost a little bit more

[01:05:32] wonder do you know what a Christmas tree right it might be maybe it's different in America but do you

[01:05:36] have any opinion on some people will put tinsel you know what tinsel is right yeah yeah some people

[01:05:43] will put that on Christmas trees and other people would be like no you can't that looks terrible

[01:05:47] do you have any opinion on which i mean i've been different i have anything i'm just more worried

[01:05:53] of it being a fire hazard right okay i don't know i don't have any okay they can do they after enough

[01:06:01] um all right we'll say that to cut them back i mean it's a pretty severe cutback on us but that

[01:06:07] at least starts start reducing that negative that i'm Paul maybe had a hand in plain um

[01:06:15] number i don't know why you were so i i thought it was a slight amount of bullying a slight

[01:06:22] amount a slight amount but you're the rich and powerful you can do that are you saying

[01:06:28] slight amount because it was a heavy amount it was a heavy amount of bullying a loss a loss

[01:06:34] oh i tell you meant it was a bullying oh wait what i thought you meant a bullying of Paul

[01:06:40] was a heavy amount whose who's bullied Paul you i didn't bully Paul i thought there was a slight

[01:06:46] amount of bullying and that's why i thought you said no no no it was a heavy amount oh no no no

[01:06:51] it meant like the the cash theme oh but that could happen to anyone that's that's just

[01:06:57] a little professional at their job you never said you know the cinematographer for a Jurassic Park

[01:07:06] got on the shoot day and started shooting stuff but there was no actual film in the camera

[01:07:16] how do you know i from what i know that actually happened and in day and in day went oh we're

[01:07:24] after making the whole move we'll just have to make it again don't worry about it Jim happens

[01:07:28] everyone and they just made it again really happened that's a fact do you exactly yeah you picked

[01:07:35] the one example do you have a detent and final commandment for me oh um nobody ever goes to bed angry

[01:07:45] okay question did you go to bed angry when you found out Paul supposedly bankrupted the country

[01:07:53] no you didn't go to bed angry now i i can replay this again where you are

[01:08:00] are berating Paul saying you've left us in this shit Paul i can still vocalize my thoughts

[01:08:07] but that doesn't mean i go to bed angry but like this is that i live in a pocket nice when

[01:08:12] this this happened listen i am zen you have to be zen in order to be a queen right okay

[01:08:21] you have to be also be strict and you have to be more to be authoritative

[01:08:29] oh there's a difference from being authoritative and bullying yes

[01:08:35] and again you are disputing the fact that you

[01:08:39] commanded Paul to go down a tunnel to his death with his family i never said anything about that

[01:08:47] i just said that he used to go down to this tunnel with his family with that the dangerous

[01:08:53] pirates by my pirates i never said dangerous but they are tyrants and we i don't know what they do

[01:09:02] i just give them direction i don't know where that tunnel goes it could be exile

[01:09:08] it could be a McDonald's play pin or it could go right to the land of red vines i don't know

[01:09:14] i never been have you ever heard of anyone's talk about another person and say

[01:09:23] i don't ask them what they do i don't want to know what they do i don't i want nothing to do with

[01:09:28] them and it turns out they're talking about someone who is like as a charity for

[01:09:34] a baby deer like it's never a good person that you're talking about when you say i don't know

[01:09:40] what they do i don't want i know what they do

[01:09:43] well it would be i don't know i mean i don't know

[01:09:50] maybe i am a dismarktion there integrity um i have a final question for you

[01:09:57] because the island is a little bit bankrupt and everything else but we're going to assume

[01:10:02] it it goes okay but i presume at a certain point you're going to want to think about stepping down

[01:10:08] right i mean you know it's a long long career as a ruler as the twizzler queen who would you

[01:10:15] pick as your heir the person who takes over and it has to be someone who is actually alive now

[01:10:22] can be a hypothetical great great granddaughter um mark reflough oh why mark reflough

[01:10:31] you just use i can be a great leader a great person or great

[01:10:37] president a great king um yeah i think he could really be a fair just twizzler king

[01:10:48] do you think he likes um twizzlers or red what happens if he like red finds

[01:10:56] there that would be a very big loss for us in what way is he being sent down the tunnel or you

[01:11:05] would just say well if that's what he wants that's what he wants that's what he wants we just go to

[01:11:10] option number two oh so you wouldn't pick them then oh you said oh who would be your option

[01:11:17] number two don't carry uh interesting um i i just feel like he'd eat everything okay so we'll say

[01:11:26] i'll say mark reflough not he laughs at the thought of red finds okay we'll go at option number one

[01:11:31] would you stay on the island or would you leave oh stay and stay in the same palace with the

[01:11:38] molten everything well i think i'd have to leave i think the palace goes with his ever in charge

[01:11:43] would you want your own kind of palace with a moto or would you no i would dial it down

[01:11:51] hey yeah but you wouldn't go back into the city would you you'd want to stay away from me

[01:11:56] no i'd go into the city oh okay fair enough um yeah all right um i like i don't people are anything

[01:12:05] you know you can command those twizzler pirates are they a private operation that you

[01:12:10] you're private oh so you can hire them i can so they're like my marry men

[01:12:20] i just ask them to help with things for your Nazgul who your Nazgul ring rates

[01:12:29] no the lord of rings the guy is the black head oh no no they're more like elves

[01:12:40] former elves who were less happy and more aggressive and i can't confirm you can't confirm that

[01:12:47] but okay you don't have to you're now a political figure anymore right right i just know that

[01:12:52] they were very always there to assist with whatever i needed no questions ask i was not able to get back

[01:13:00] the money that we needed and i needed Paul to just go away where do you think Paul does know

[01:13:08] you know he could be often Switzerland drinking hot cocoa for all i know do you want some good news

[01:13:17] sure he actually moved in next door to you oh oh sure you can see him making red vines through your

[01:13:24] kitchen window every day well he's gonna be arrested that fucker yep i'm sorry for

[01:13:31] oh why is he she or not leader anymore why is he arrested for what for making red vines

[01:13:35] it sends arrest a citizen arrest i think red vines are twit

[01:13:42] the slurs on it's a trial period i think i think it's a trial period macro flows saying look

[01:13:49] you know a lot of people are voting for more more sweets in the country so they can have Swiss

[01:13:56] cake rolls they can have donuts and pizza they can have any other type of sweets it's the

[01:14:04] 10 commitment it says twizzlers only i don't make fools the twizzlers gods wait does it say

[01:14:14] allow hallette if they were to attraction around nobody came no it just says nobody can take out

[01:14:19] twizzlers from the island ever it doesn't say only twizzlers i thought that was what we put for

[01:14:26] number one only twizzlers no number one is you kind of to raise to 10 commandments oh well number two

[01:14:32] sorry number two is nobody can take out twizzlers from mistrown what the fucker by name that

[01:14:40] milsterner milsterner island ever in capital letters yeah yeah so red vines are fine okay um

[01:14:50] i've been doomed Jessica Brownwell done um that's your that's your journey to being to be in a ruler do you

[01:14:57] have somewhere where anyone can find you online um let's see here twitter oh shoot i got

[01:15:05] i don't even know what that is instagram is jb period media underscore underscore and twitter

[01:15:17] x is just brown mp all right um and yes i'm also on that i kept it right hey brine person

[01:15:28] thank you very much for for showing me about milster and states is slash twizzler island surely

[01:15:35] people are just calling it twizzler island yeah yeah you tank right um is there any any advice as i do my

[01:15:43] outro for this is there any advice you would leave the twizzlers when you set off into the sunset

[01:15:49] my fellow twizzlers twizzler rights twizzler heads twizzler groupies whatever happens in life

[01:16:01] just stay looking forward in your pockets full of twizzlers i want is there a twizzler slogan a chewy

[01:16:09] licorice type can't no or oh the twist you can't resist it's true can't resist the twist red vines

[01:16:18] don't even have a slogan oh wait peace love and vines that's actually poor that's as a chief yeah

[01:16:24] that's the rubbish okay um okay bye everyone